RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson - Crossroads

[SV9394]

This movie sucks arse......and thats just where trash britney found what she calls 'talent', in her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NateSean]

Boy, this makes Kristin Stewart's portrayal of Joan Jett look like Shakespere.

[SithLordRagnos]

@NateSean: I resent that remark. Britney Spears is vapid, annoying, and a terrible singer, but to compare her to Kristen Stewart is just cruel.

[JamesOhGoodie]

I swear this scene in this movie is weaponized-level lameness.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I clicked on this because I thought it was the other Crossroads movie with that guy from Karate Kid I did'nt know they made another one!

three guesses which one I prefer.

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

Yay, mocking the pop star. Can we say "Easy Bullseye"?

[shawnmcghee1]

I never heard of this movie. Something tells me I should be glad.

[idnandi]

the problem with this is mainly that it wasn't the Crossroads i expected. i didn't know this SPears person made a movie ... i thought it was the "Ralph Macchio and his guitar" Crossroads... but i can laugh unabashedly at the very idea of this movie, so THAT's good.

[SpoonyBard]

Which makes it funnier because that voice over guy is Mike Nelson.  The second star of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[Alfrunk]

That is his day job you culturally illiterate jackass.

[seronies]

Hahahaha. Wow, some people.

[hichief]

LOL the guys face at :35 pretty much mirrors what everyone is thinking at that point.

[JASAMisthePHOENIX4Gh]

WOW she and jaime look alike at this age. i thought they didnt look alike. yeah i know weird comment out of the whole video i comment that she and her sister look alike

[Bobzeaux]

Come on, Mike, LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!! XO

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself... lmao

[mrgb46]

Great riffs..keep it up guys! Have you ever noticed that Britney "sings" in this nasally-type voice??

[Bobzeaux]

Apparently that's what makes for "talented singing". :S

[LaDracul]

Oh, how I long for the days when she DIDN'T lose her mind...

[Tareltonlives]

Mind? What mind?

[gydorack]

00:34 The look on the guy's face is an exact match of everyone watching this movie.

[ZaharaUzumaki]

"Here, I'll pay anything to shut her up."

Yeah, because listening to her singing voice is like listening to fingernails being raked across a chalkboard.

[ChibiFighter]

Oh my god I remeber this piece of crap good comentary guys.

[Tareltonlives]

"Money to shut her up! Come on, kick in!"-Here's a fifty!

Is no song sacred?

[Slartiebartfast]

I hear ya.

[ilikeshinythings274]

"Here, I'll pay anything to shut her up."

Too true! XD

[Soul74]

You're not too bright, are you?

[MewLime]

Fail comment is faaaaail.

[grf450]

Mike Nelson's no pussy. Mike Nelson is a genius.

[spawngoat]

and a good song is ruined... thanks Brit.

[maggieman]

i liked the other one. these bastards have ruined it for me!

[Craigers22763]

Aww man, Britney really butchered that classic Joan Jett classic. Mike did a good job riffing on it.

[h0bbitatheart]

I love Mike. Love him.

[joniib2]

i love britney!

[fayance]

I used to love rock and roll... but after a few minutes of this song rock and roll is dead to me!

[rodrigo3]

britney spears is as dry as sand paper