Drive By Fail.

[negativethree1]

Why cant all of his vids get over one million views?

[and4money4]

u drive by and miss your target then you crash into a pole and the pole falls but misses you but the car explodes...thats death

[MrFritolay45]

Fluffee: How do you think i got here?

Me: Optimus prime and chuck noris met a bar...

[killerr721]

if some one trys to drive by u call me (no homo)

[Loca1812]

Be more considerate maan..:D

[xBaniTheBunny]

"God, you dont like me very much do you?" xD

[Jennifer123001]

soooooo much stupid people

[ChiomaLuv1]

someone try to kill fluffy i kill them. FLUFFY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[HipHopTech4]

What. The. Fuck. My ad on the side is about jewish teen rehab centers for drug use?!?

[100MistyMan]

Drive by piss on the guy get youre dick shot off XD Wait WTF ohh helll no my dick would be like DUDE WTF is wrong with hat silver bullet!

[TheEminemadness]

put a silencer on the gun

[MBJH17isbackonlyone]

@TheEminemadness A gun even with a suppressor still sounds loud

[Mayiamaru]

Really?... A "That's what she said" is the top comment? You know what?

"Accidents Happen." That's what God said.

[zorbok70]

hahahaha Ur just telling awesome ways a psychopath could die! b i love it! XD

[0813Evans]

That was funny I'd fall on the floor pea myself and shit lollll

[chocolatethunderx2]

Blackfox would you shut the fuck up ok man so dumb

[Similaar]

@chocolatethunderx2 why the fuck are you spending your time at spamming hate comments? lmao that's fucking dumb no life

[Thesecretspyer]

@Similaar ya no shit



[408xSP33DYx408]

@chocolatethunderx2 fool.. i bet u were the guy with the drive by fail

[Thesecretspyer]

@chocolatethunderx2 why the fuck are you favoriting breast feeding vids anyway? 

[Hugo411]

When Fluffee grows a Goatee he'll be even more relevant and trenchant in his news analysis. your audience is waiting.

[blackfox1808]

@chocolatethunderx2 really?!?!? Stop it -:[

[unknownsinner1]

Your story reminds me of GTA when I play

[mieythejerk]

U STOP, SHOOT, THEN DRIVE AWAY

[MulticoloredFishs]

you're so fucking hilarious!

[monkyhump15]

are u hi

[chocolatethunderx2]

Grow a sac faggot

[monday205]

at the end of the story that start at :44 who thought he was going to say THATS DEATH from his other video

[LetsCureAutism]

Screw the News, let's just watch FLufee Talks!!!! :)

[DannyTPAlt]

Hey FLuffee. Ever heard of a sound suppressor?

[Tsscj1]

2809 people failed at drivebys

[shecter126]

Lol xD "God you don't like me very much do you?"

[TheOffice2212]

I expect to leave this world the same way I came into it... By accident....

[chocolatethunderx2]

Not to me

[cjsworld9000]

@chocolatethunderx2 wow another fight on someone elses video wen we do that we dont think about wut the person who owns the video wil say wen they see you insulting some random guy on their video

[DolphinVet33]

what if he crashed into the pole and it fell and crushed the guy he was trying to sshoot and he said yes! and then his car blew up killing him

My response: thats death

[chocolatethunderx2]

That's not all I can say faggot your not worth my time homo

[hahamachine1]

He looks sooooo hyper! Ever noticed that he rocks back and forward and he can't keep his eyebrows still.

[chocolatethunderx2]

Your mom doesn't think I have a small penis bitch

[Brazilboy101]

@chocolatethunderx2 lololololol The best thing you can say is "Your mom"

[ramblinman117]

fluffee is ur hat fused to ur skull kinda like joe dirt?

[chocolatethunderx2]

Fluffee if your reading this fuck you and that whore kristen you are such a faggot you give canadians a bad name.suck it Jew boy

[devyl46]

@chocolatethunderx2 really? if you post stuff make sure its positive

[bobmanwow]

@chocolatethunderx2 hah ur a smelly biscuit wit a small penis

boner

[toboface]

@chocolatethunderx2 that was kinda harsh

[TheHotsaucekiller]

@chocolatethunderx2 ASSHOLE

[9kickbutt]

if someone tried a driveby on me I would just fake die

[encore543]

my last words would be something plain but will make you think like Peanut Butter! or I LEFT 1 MILLION DOLLARS UNDER THE- *dead*

[herringfly]

Knob.

[QueenBetch11]

i live in idaho..the most damage someone is gonna do at night is gonna be one someone's tractor

[madnes45]

he shoots misses the guy bullet bounces off a pole hits the driver in the head he runs into another car tire flies off and hits a pane of glass and breaks it , and darth vader was just walking out of the crack house when he stepped in glass he got pissed when the target of the drive by was running away and passed him so he used the force to propell the glass ripping the victim to shreds just leaving his dick witch somehow kept running but tried to cross the strt and ball were slowly mashed

[GothicChickenAnal]

umm fluffe,..its "release a mag." not clip, just thought you should know that

[WoahIsThatLegal]

I hope u do get shot in a drive-by

[DEDEDE711]

2,806 people failed at a drive by

[lonelyjuliet101]

when attempting a drive-by, you gotta be considerate

[no1speshie]

no fair it just turned 8 o' clock and my dad disabled youtube so it wont let me go on after 8 o' clock ;_;

[deathikilled121]

if i hear gun fire in the middle of the night i just go back to sleep and hope tht the person dies quickly, same with car alarms, take the shit and run so i can go to sleep

[TheStoneaxe]

some black guy got killed by a drive by last nite and i saw it all ( it was dumb)

[mariagirl96]

someone drove by my house and hit a pole and died..

well he was going 100 miles per hour so i guess its his own damn fault.?

[BonethugzandEMIN3Mgi]

@mariagirl96 do u live in california? if so that was my dads best frend!

[mariagirl96]

@BonethugzandEMIN3Mgi no i live in ohio.

[alphasaskue1202]

YOUR AWESOME DUDE ;D :)

you should be more famous than fred~

[alphasaskue1202]

YOUR AWESOME DUDE ;D :)

[transahusl1]

Funny haha

[miiscenegrl]

Seems like you have a spontaneous combustion fetish? lmfao!

[herringfly]

Knob.

[aquatheenchidna]

do you even have any hair?



[Thegamerguy101]

Hold left arrow for a few seconds, then press up, and you can play snake!

[mattdogg9999]

"id probably drop to the ground....and piss and shit myself" lmfao....

[Mavalution]

I would suck your dick so hard and have your babies....

[NerdyEmoGirl1]

Fluffee for Canada's next Prime minister!!! :D

[Kent35671]

God loves us all and I know you were joking but that's just fucking messed up man.:D

[lizyisdizy1112]

Fluffee has GREAT points i didnt even think of!!! he should be pres!!

[KRIIMZONx]

all of your videos need this many views and you also need a tv show id watch it

[8717jess]

haha reminds me of the movie falling down



[skynethell]

"accidents happen" thaaats what she said!!!

[TheAlexander356]

I need to do a drive by to 2799 people.

[jessicaworks951]

if a man tried to do a drive by but ended up driving into a pole, surviving but then his car exploded, that's death

[GoldenKnight422]

Wow what an idiot 

[SimsOMGplayer]

or what if he crashed into the pole and the pole fell over, crushing the guy he was trying to shoot and then he was like "yess!!!" and then his car blew up... that's death.

[MultiTriplehbk]

I would run up and say HULK SMASH and lift them up and slam them down

[Imakeitcool15]

I love how FLuffee just makes up random stories on the topic LOL!!

[leetifier]

press 2 for nepal

[Kitten2642]

I think the writer for CSI has been watching fluffee for as long as I have.

[XxPretttyGirlSwaqxX]

he is so smart

and hot

[mtrenchandeminem]

goddamnnit ppl, quit fighting, ur not cool. be keyboard warriors all u want, but do it in fkn inbox or something. Godd.....

[MrBananaslap]

i bet fluffee carries around a semi-auto

[semotalik]

what the fuck XD

[blazultimate302]

God rly doesent like you, huh?

[BlackRosesRise]

fluffee...your prares didnt work. people fall in tubs and die everyday but this one guy was in a truck of explosives and lit a cigarette and the car explodes but dang it this guy wont die. even it you shot him with a machine gun...he's...he's...he is like an alien or sumtin

[alotofrandommovies]

i lov dis guy

[lalaland135able]

i lovvvveeeeeee you :D <3 <3

[Mafia12345ification]

drivebys are for whimps:)

[ZWood100]

stupid fuck. bahah

[sami80021]

2,797 people failed a driveby shooitng

[thezack4life]

God ! You don't like me do you ha so funny :)

[ipodman547]

awsome, funny =D

[abwolter31]

what goes through your head daily?

[1999sylvie]

flufffe mzkes me act retarted

[herringfly]

Knob

[chellillestgirly]

what would i do if someone i did a drive by on me idk have to stand there an be like wow really im dieing loll an just randonly start to laugh weirdly :P

[Halo3GirlxSniperChic]

how do u shoot 4 times and miss im mean not even in the foot

[blckGurl123]

lol u uploaded this on my birthday...sad u said "hey, accidents happen. how do you think i got here?"

[wiyldchris38]

its hard to do a one man drive by to begin with on GTA

[AntagonistMortiis]

What's with all the haters. Fluffee's a pimp!

[Dextron6]

patrick lalime?

[nyrmak9]

if someone tried a driveby you i would kill them before they could fire a bullet

[yourmom6302]

"another story to talk about losing your dick."

[BaltimaVQ35]

You shoot and wake-up the neighbourhood then you crash your car and wake up the neighbourhood again! ahahahahha wtf

[TheRealPuruka]

What has this world come to i mean really drive by. Now were talking about drive by pissing on people. where's the monkey's throwing poop

[DevonBostickIshHawt]

2,794 people are gangsters that still do drive-by's

[AndieRaimundo]

"u dont like me very much do u???"  LMFAO!!!

[kroppcirclelover101]

hahaha thank you for beeing honest(: its hot! :p

[bears4lyfesunn]

"god if youre listening, you gotta make these stories better" hahaha

[MrHoppers002]

drive by works if your partner has a machine gun. :)

[moonpig310]

lol one there are 2 funny tags "blah" WEED"xD

[fan354]

Do I mean the video rofl.

[skyelovesicp]

some drunk teenager down at our park rammed throu one of those cynder blok things that they have in front of parking spots and ripped up the grass, made skid marks on the baket ball court, knoked down a basket ball net and ran into a teliphone pole (shit head)

[Runies1]

"I'de just look him in the eyes and i'de... drop to the ground.. and piss and shit my self.. and yeah, i'de probably cry a little" Damn that made me laugh like hell.

[glennkon]

"coulda just gone by and pissed on him.." OMG THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! dude you define legit..

[essthapeace]

lmaooo hell pull hes gun and shoot his dick off :P

[Bengycat]

i bet 2,791 people did this before they watched this video

[mysweetdom]

...yeah id probably cry a little! ROFL >.<

[dsrs21]

Stupid Fuck......HAHAHA ROFL!!!

[elementbambaby123]

dude u are so funny!

[xxBobandGeorgexx]

"Be more considerate man." lol

[lovelysagebo13]

ok then

[CrapMoShTank]

your stuffs amazing bro. I can see you having your own tv show.

[mastermaster4000]

where do you get these stories?!?!?!?!?!

[Klinginator]

drive by stabbings. tie the knife to the car door handle, then stab and drive away. The knife rips out and kills as well.

[duncanfat]

"That'll be another story I'll talk about is someone losing their dick"

An inch to the right of the video is a link to "Balls Shot Off..." by FLuffee talks under suggestions, LOL.

[StainsOfDepression]

"god you dont lyk me very much do you" XD

[ArtiicNation]

"this is just proof that they really dont work" Eminems bestfriend proof died in a drive by

[soupedupb]

@ArtiicNation ...and?

[MrLazyBoy76]

omg good vid lol

[P0TAT01769]

I'd drop to the ground, piss and shit myself. . . and yeah i'd probly cry a little

 :') hilarious

[Joshwhitepower]

how could this get 2,781 dislikes?!

[NicksNews1930]

youtube,com/nicksnews1930

[HueyFreeman14]

God you don't like me very much do you?

[copnite12342]

flufee should be president for 2012!!!!!!

[greesemonkey1234]

@copnite12342 and 2013

[MisterLyricist]

@copnite12342 He's Canadian.

[kingofhell121]

@copnite12342 hes canadian,to bad(unless u live in canada and they have a president in canada,idk)

[cutiemecfee]

@kingofhell121 ...we have the same thing... but there called PRIME MINISTER!

[XxEvolutionxX14]

@copnite12342 HES A CANADIAN DUMB ASS

[copnite12342]

@XxEvolutionxX14 thanks for the news i already knew ,douche bag.

[482mmm]

@copnite12342 he can't he is Canadian

[copnite12342]

@482mmm its a joke man.

[TheDude1458]

@copnite12342

everyone would vote for fluffee, to bad he's CANADIAN! lol if only...

p.s. dont you think he should tell us his first name?

p.p.s hi

[copnite12342]

@TheDude1458 idk but fluffy is fluffy,

[1997Caboose]

@copnite12342 yes yes he needs to do it yes

[copnite12342]

@1997Caboose he's a great man better than ray william johnson. RWJ has NOTHING to the fluff master!

[pkmlover96]

lol Accidents happen thats how im here love it!!!!!!

[passs01]

R.I.P fluffee

[lamahy1]

karma is a BITCH!

[JeMzZ360]

thats would of been a fucking story.. LMAO

[Theboyzbudqe]

there are 2788 dick less people

[Bhicks9111996]

the 2788 stuiped people 

[AmericanCobraJohn]

we are all accidents in our own ways lol... least none of us were hain parents usin seran wrap as a condom.. i hope?? btw dude fluffeee are u as big an ass in person as u are in videos?????? get back to me on thth please?

[BurningFeathersPro]

to the begining...I was an accident too =c

[MrTeddyBearEater]

@5904ceker. Sorry man.

[5904ceker]

I had a friend named Mikkey who went to his sister's graduation at an outdoor restraunt and a group of people in a red truck did a dive by on Mikkey 5 shots to the heart and he died, but this is real I'm not lieing. I miss him.

:(

[32maliboo]

that was fucking joke when you said '' he might just shoot your dick off '' XD

[dillononeill123]

fuck drive bys. they do walk ups now

[laservishnu]

How did this get this many views.

[amplexux]

dude. u have adhd huh........ lol i have add :D

[timblade2]

drive by thugs SHOULD BE MORE CONSIDERATE!!!!:P

[emopanda87]

...... stupid fuck

.......be considerite man

....... and yeah id probly piss and shit myself

[justinedlund1]

....... stupid fuck.

[dj3042]

if you are about to get drived by duck guns are so powerful they keep going up with every shot

[eSeCrAzYdEl713]

at my school a guy was at sonic eating while a car did a drive by.

he was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

he was shot in the head.

he survive the shot to head.

his whole life change.

but never gave up.

i see him at school living a normal life. (true story)

[Unknown4520]

No im jk i wouldn't cry that would show weakness.

[Unknown4520]

I wouldn't piss and shit in my pants and cry a little I'd cry a lot and maybe even piss a little.

[MooCowFuckMilk]

1,154,226 views. wow thats cRaZy

[anjlim13]

"Hey, accidents happen. How do you think i got here?" MAKE THAT A SHIRT!!!!

[Softwings100]

@anjlim13 sry i did the thumbs down....it was on accident i ment 2 pres the thumbs up....so ya....consider that as a thumbs up

[fan354]

@Softwings100 Hey accidents happen, how do you think you got here?

[Softwings100]

@fan354 wow........lol.....mean....i hav a snappy comebak in my hed rite now but ill be nice and keep it in :)

[fan354]

@Softwings100 No rofl I meant how do you think you got to the video.