The ONLY time you are ever going to see Dave Chapelle play the straight man. Funniest thing about it is that Wayne Brady played that "choke a bitch" line perfectly!
lol I made this in to a video txt message also what did the 5 fingers say to the face an f your couch N lol can take any dvd an make video txt messages
Trivia fact:Mr Brady didnt want to even say the word Bitch....he thought it was too harsh.... he wanted to use Young Lady or Lady....lol...let's try it...."Is Wayne Brady goin to have to choke a Young Lady?"....naaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
most epic line in chapelle show history closely aside from Im rick james bitch and im rich bitch lawl... fuck yo couch nigga.. omg the entire show was so hilarious why'd it end *cries* lol
Now if only I could find the whole skit on YouTube, with good quality and audio! And no white ruining the video with his commentary! Yes, I'm taliking about Fory the white-wannabee "Bow Wow"! Sorry, it just had to be said!
we bought grandma some mesh diapers: so shed feel like she was stylin. now when she logs on the carpet, it looks like its been in a meat grinder first
@pablo560 well, seeing as google came FAAAARRR and LOOOOOONG before YouTube and WAAAAAYYY more people use Google than YouTube, I would have to say it's more like "Google was a strong driving force in the development of YouTube"
@pablo560 No, greedy media conglomerates fucked youtube. Pretty soon they will try to make it illegal to play your car stereo with the windows rolled down because people on the sidewalk didn't pay for the cd...
lol, have the dvd of this upstairs. funnist shit ever. i like the line when he said: "this is not an option nigger if you dont smoke this we have a problem" more but this was the 2nd best line, classic skit. and we owe it all to paul mooney for that barny gumple line
I died the first time I heard this, also when he hands dave the pipe and says "this is not an option nigger if you do not smoke this we have a problem, come on now this aint no after school special now smoke this" Chappelle and drawn together are the only shows I really want back on comedy central. I mean Little bush and sarah silverman get that shit off and make room for the shows with the potental that could last alot longer then they did.
best part besides the scene, besides the part where the cop says, my mother in law is never gonna beileve this and then wayne goes, thats cause she aint gonna find out bitch and kill him lmao!!
This is one of the funniest lines EVER! This one manages to make me laugh every time I see it. Dave Chapelle and Wayne Brady really worked well in this skit.
LMFAO is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? priceless, lol, btw, i downloaded this onto my phone and its a ringtone/voicetone whatever, :P, i put it for my girlfriend, lmfao
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erm I am always in the mood for some fun
mcherven123 2 months ago
so sensual girl here just for you baby
DeltaRennacu937 2 months ago
Possibly the greatest moment in television history
cerpintaxt815 3 months ago
erm Share ur dreams and thoughts with me
CorinaMerrybn81 3 months ago
@Konformation07 make that 24 lol
Cudder313 5 months ago 2
Wayne Brady choked 23 bitches.
Konformation07 8 months ago 10
Is TheJuniorMassacre gonna have to fave a bitch?
TheJuniorMassacre 9 months ago
I was 8 years old when I pulled this on a Chick and yeah I was a Member of the John Stamos Syndicate
SuperGoldfish1999 9 months ago
look at chappelle O.O
edwinm1 9 months ago
my reaction when they fucked up my gmail account
MrEriklenn 9 months ago
i think Wayne Brady should Choke Google Or Vevo
zerogravity11 9 months ago 2
am i gunna have to choke a bieber?
leeonator 11 months ago
Is OJ gonna have to stab a bitch...and a Hispanic...?
Xulonos316 11 months ago
is r kelly gonna have to piss on you?
MARKALANPALMER 1 year ago 6
...and a classic tv line was born.
residualbill 1 year ago 3
Thumbs down on any filmed-from TV video.
BurningDogFace 1 year ago
Great!
Ungaua123 1 year ago
It's kinda weird watching this right after watching the video of him singing on Sesame Street....
GodsBittersweetEmo 1 year ago 4
Chappelle is pure genious
QuikDJ 1 year ago
Is Albus Dumbledore gonna have to choke a bitch?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS??!!
hedonism13 1 year ago
@hedonism13 YOU LUDACRIS FOOLS!
narusasu444 11 months ago
@narusasu444
Our comments deserve way more thumbs up.
hedonism13 11 months ago
is Tiger woods gonna have to choke a bitch
89cswagga 1 year ago 2
@89cswagga Is Tiger Woods gonna have to stab a bitch.
nikaroo92 1 year ago
is tiger woods gonna have to fuck a bitch?
MARKALANPALMER 1 year ago 8
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greatbearofalltime 1 year ago
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@MARKALANPALMER I think that was part of his contract when he was drafted first overall by the blacks
greatbearofalltime 1 year ago
@MARKALANPALMER best. comment. ever.
TheNightCritic 1 year ago
Haha Best 5 Seconds of my entire life XD
we2il 1 year ago
...He might.
Zgamer618 1 year ago
best four seconds of my life.
megadeath45 2 years ago 10
@megadeath45 lolololol
osiris8605 1 year ago
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what is this from ?
qwertyx60 2 years ago
chapelle show
jrmygrayisanigger 2 years ago 2
got an idea...
mosh-up of the wizard of oz and wayne brady...
wicked witch: i'll get you my pretty...
wayne brady: "is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b%$&*?"
bookworm1138 2 years ago 5
best. thing. ever.
sortilegus 2 years ago 3
Yes he is!
Sterlng 2 years ago 5
Lol Bradys the man.. hahaha such a natural ae
FlozelltheHotell 2 years ago 3
The ONLY time you are ever going to see Dave Chapelle play the straight man. Funniest thing about it is that Wayne Brady played that "choke a bitch" line perfectly!
Prncssmn7 2 years ago 5
Don't get it twisted. It's not the first time he's said that.
celestialnubian 2 years ago
lol I made this in to a video txt message also what did the 5 fingers say to the face an f your couch N lol can take any dvd an make video txt messages
martins442 2 years ago
said this to my teacher today..
bad idea.
iamthreenil 2 years ago 21
That is the funniest fuckin' thing.
Sintrith 2 years ago
I wish you had the full version. That has got to be the the best and funniest skits in memory. Wayne Brady, gonna choke a bitch. Priceless!
mend45 2 years ago 2
it gets better the more often you see it
Stranger1818 2 years ago 4
lol too bad Chapelle moved to Africa. His show was hilarious!
ZakMcDonald64 2 years ago
Don't know why I got five thumbs down for that. He really moved to Africa.
ZakMcDonald64 2 years ago 10
wut the fuck
wheres the full version?
wrathofvyrol 2 years ago
Trivia fact:Mr Brady didnt want to even say the word Bitch....he thought it was too harsh.... he wanted to use Young Lady or Lady....lol...let's try it...."Is Wayne Brady goin to have to choke a Young Lady?"....naaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
THYCHANIE 2 years ago 2
Greatest line from that show
jkruchinski 2 years ago
wayne brady chokin' a bitch is the wind beneath my wings
SimpleDan76 2 years ago 3
CLASSIC!!
aibcomeback 2 years ago
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
shwamer27 2 years ago 2
aww shit nigga lmao
DmoneyDTF 2 years ago
FULL VERSION NOW!!!
fmoons365 2 years ago 3
Lol, classic
titanking23 2 years ago
any1 got the full version????
SyRian4lyf 2 years ago 2
wayne with beard :O
newkie2008 2 years ago
most epic line in chapelle show history closely aside from Im rick james bitch and im rich bitch lawl... fuck yo couch nigga.. omg the entire show was so hilarious why'd it end *cries* lol
MermaidHunHun 2 years ago 5
AGREED.
Chickengirl005 2 years ago
It ended because the wrong people found it funny for the wrong reasons, effectively destroying Dave Chappelle's faith in humanity.
Pilomotor 2 years ago 3
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It wasn't funny at all though. The American public is retarded anyway.
Glarvis 2 years ago
Are you speaking from experience, as a public American?
Pilomotor 2 years ago 3
i seriously use this line all the time.
GetLowwAlexa 2 years ago 3
poboy
kenwoynne2 2 years ago
Is Chris Brown gonna have to choke a Rihanna?
trailmixjustin 3 years ago 92
Haha, very nice
Voss2298 3 years ago
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You gotta see my profile, I busted a joke similar like that.
Dropkick32X 2 years ago
to rihanna: "RUN BITCH! RUN FO YO LIFE! GET SOME HELP!"
mosleyfin32 2 years ago 23
Run trick run fo you life get help lmao!!!!!!!!!
MikeW259 2 years ago
LMAO!
SLK350fast 2 years ago
@trailmixjustin aint no question lmao
bribabie92 5 months ago
This is a legitimate path of inquiry. IS Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
wombalrus 3 years ago 6
lmao literally
CaptainVideo890 2 years ago
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"I'm Wayne Brady! AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"
CalBro 3 years ago
wrong quote dude.
FuryzPKz 3 years ago 2
yeah dude, like totally
cheeseweaselmudbutt 3 years ago
oh shit its wayne brady!
alexe9612 3 years ago 9
hahah one of the best skits ever
stukenukem 3 years ago 8
"I'm Wayne Brady bitch!" Best skit on Chappelle Show EVER!
quasar953 3 years ago 13
Now if only I could find the whole skit on YouTube, with good quality and audio! And no white ruining the video with his commentary! Yes, I'm taliking about Fory the white-wannabee "Bow Wow"! Sorry, it just had to be said!
TeenFlash09 3 years ago 2
"You better thank Dave Chappelle."
"Thank you Dave, I like your show."
"RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP!"
RAT3DRK0LEGENDKILLER 3 years ago 25
i had to remind you that twice...lmfao still
jcbs01 3 years ago
is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? rofl
nickolis 3 years ago
Holding a camera up to the TV is considered "ghetto".
Just thought you'd like to know
GomerDose 3 years ago 17
damn man how does chappelle come up with this shit he's a genius
hater2934 3 years ago 19
Weed.
introvertical71 3 years ago 3
where is the whole vid i cant find it does ne bidy kno
billiejean97 3 years ago
lol i love that skit! Chappelle is a genius!
toycandi 3 years ago 2
omg that skit was fucking hilarious!
virtualmatrix258 3 years ago 3
Is the whole skit available on Youtube?
Lil69446 3 years ago
craaaap i so want the whole skit
FRANKENMANWOLFENSTEI 3 years ago
we bought grandma some mesh diapers: so shed feel like she was stylin. now when she logs on the carpet, it looks like its been in a meat grinder first
cheeseweaselmudbutt 3 years ago
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im so HORNY!! wow! hehe. some1 should msg me if they wnat 2 cyber. x
GLAdiaTHus 3 years ago
nice video! xD t
logyogy 3 years ago
why did youtube take off the whole skit?
NathanTheSuperSkater 3 years ago 13
BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS PARANOID
ixcuincle 3 years ago 9
That's not it at all, when google purchased youtube they started obeying copyright laws, it would be illegal to post the whole thing.
Blink182plus44equ226 3 years ago 4
is was on here like a month ago
redriderjman 3 years ago
yea but is it still on here?
Tmonkey91 3 years ago
google fucked youtube.
pablo560 3 years ago 60
you said it right there bro
Gocavs1990 3 years ago 2
@pablo560 well, seeing as google came FAAAARRR and LOOOOOONG before YouTube and WAAAAAYYY more people use Google than YouTube, I would have to say it's more like "Google was a strong driving force in the development of YouTube"
ZRadach 1 year ago
@pablo560 what do you mean? google literally owns youtube.
TAYLORRYAY 1 year ago
@pablo560 No, greedy media conglomerates fucked youtube. Pretty soon they will try to make it illegal to play your car stereo with the windows rolled down because people on the sidewalk didn't pay for the cd...
MrJohnnyOldschool 5 months ago
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markkemo209 3 years ago
i have the whole thing WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY
oxJOK3Rxo 3 years ago
lmao some upload the whole skit!
ShadyyJayy 3 years ago
i agree wit u sum1 needs to uload th whole skit
and nice videos btw i saw i couple and subed :D
FieldOfWheat95 3 years ago
lol, have the dvd of this upstairs. funnist shit ever. i like the line when he said: "this is not an option nigger if you dont smoke this we have a problem" more but this was the 2nd best line, classic skit. and we owe it all to paul mooney for that barny gumple line
diduhear 3 years ago 2
"Is Wayne Brayd gonna hafta choke a bitch?!" would make a cool ringtone!
I never stop laughing at that!
Bratz4Ever14 3 years ago
I died the first time I heard this, also when he hands dave the pipe and says "this is not an option nigger if you do not smoke this we have a problem, come on now this aint no after school special now smoke this" Chappelle and drawn together are the only shows I really want back on comedy central. I mean Little bush and sarah silverman get that shit off and make room for the shows with the potental that could last alot longer then they did.
darkmischief1 3 years ago 3
The whole skit WAS on YouTube..Youtube being the communists they are will not allow it back on.
Queenofmean1981 3 years ago
Don't blame youtube. Viacom's the one cracking down on their own material, and
IMHO they have a right to do so. Or maybe I'm the only guy in America willing to pay for stuff like that.
dknights411 3 years ago
That never gets old.
KamenPhantom 3 years ago 2
This whole skit was on Youtube once or at least i think so
Will06191 3 years ago
damn funny
LiLGangsta707 3 years ago 2
ROFL
markkemo209 3 years ago
this skit had me on the ground about to die from laughter.
pieguy987 3 years ago 3
This and the turn my headphones skit was the funniest on his show
he need to come back
Josu527 3 years ago 2
oh shit its wayne brady lol
Spartan1161 3 years ago 2
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if anyone wants to watch the whole thing i have it on my channel now
Jevonn22 3 years ago
I wish the entire skit was on Youtube. If it is, I can't find it :(
RetardedSpiceBar 3 years ago 5
it is on here - was added on the 12th August
Artisticz 3 years ago 2
do you mind sending it to me, cuz im tryin to find it , but i cant, thx =]
eritreangurrl 3 years ago
RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! xD
xXsmayLiXx 3 years ago
riverside for life, unless it suddenly disappers from the face of the map, then viva mexico
TimidALFONS0 3 years ago 2
Fuckin 909ers
newbeachinvasion 3 years ago
AmEriCaS hIGh!! 915!!
wasouski03 3 years ago
O Shit! its wayne brady son!
ssf49erfan 3 years ago
what season of the dave chappell show is this from?
suvash11 3 years ago
season 2
pimpballen 3 years ago
that's PCP... ANGEL DUST.... SCABBLE DABBLE... THE BIG RAGU.... SHERMAN HEMSLEY
billyhigdon 3 years ago
damn Comedy Central don't play this until 3 am.
blackroserandom98 3 years ago
jeezzzzz i love this lol.
lazylilhobo6 3 years ago
I'm Wayne Brady bitch!
physken 3 years ago 3
lol
amrichbiatch 3 years ago
can you believe in the special features wayne brady didnt want to say choke a bitch, the best line ever.
sagebates 3 years ago 6
True he wanted 2 say summin like Is wayne brady gonna have to [blank] a female
SmokeyBon3z 3 years ago 3
special features on the season 2 dvd?
666Game666 3 years ago
"White people love wayne brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbel... look like malcom X."
"Negrodamaus, how does President Bush know that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?... Because, he has the receipt."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love Dave Chappelle.
2fast4u5 3 years ago 3
no doubt lol
blackroserandom98 3 years ago
funniest episode ever!!!!!
seriesgurl246 3 years ago
hoes dave, dave hoes, "good evening bitches"
AvatP5 3 years ago 4
Dave you need to calm down lol
AvatP5 3 years ago 2
hahah IS wanye brany gonna have to choke a bitch. run bitch run
Nightzer02x 3 years ago 5
WOAH a 4 second long video with 150,000 views im amazed!!!
garrettSlingerland 3 years ago
I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!! I absolutely LOVE Wayne Brady..*swoon*
FriendlessLizbitch 3 years ago 5
Funny. Your name has "bitch" in it.
Prepared to get choked by Wayne Brady.
Captain802 3 years ago 9
"I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X, huh, muthafucka?"
jdolaktv 3 years ago 6
now THAT's gotta be the funniest line... BRING DAVE BAAAAACK! I'm Wayne Brady, Motha Fucka!
jillzzzap 3 years ago
Wayne Brady makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcom X!
lols
RickRollFTW 3 years ago 2
run bitch ,,,run for your life get some help,,lolol
survivor7 3 years ago 3
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HAHAHA...........NO
brookk 3 years ago
where is the full video?
jeightyseven 3 years ago 2
it's Wayne brady bitch runn!!!
datshortnigga 3 years ago
Is wayne brady gunna have to choke a bitch. haha
Quinnstaa 3 years ago 3
AAAAA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
speedysacked 3 years ago
best part besides the scene, besides the part where the cop says, my mother in law is never gonna beileve this and then wayne goes, thats cause she aint gonna find out bitch and kill him lmao!!
zackhockey22 4 years ago 6
lol, i just said this to my dad...awkward.
TonyBalognee 4 years ago 7
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! luv that(L)
kat2791 4 years ago
lmfao.
LexxxDeliod 4 years ago
LOL
afarm 4 years ago
RUN BITCH ! RUN FOR YA LIFE ! HAHAAA
Gfresh1620 4 years ago 2
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watch?v=4gPATTwqkPs
ArtistOg 4 years ago
This is one of the funniest lines EVER! This one manages to make me laugh every time I see it. Dave Chapelle and Wayne Brady really worked well in this skit.
juniorcaesar 4 years ago 6
Yo White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like MALCOM X
Scarecrowman2795 4 years ago
BEST LINE EVER!
andreandeahhh 4 years ago 2
Best shit ever.
Scarecrowman2795 4 years ago
It was uploaded, but it got taken down.
shinhawk 4 years ago
Someone needs to load up the entire skit.
BobRoss93 4 years ago 2
the whole episode is on in 3 parts. search: Chappelle show Wayne Brady
sarcastic73 4 years ago
Damn can't find it anywhere... :(
idiggravez 4 years ago
/watch?v=cZ7Go3K40tg
patless 4 years ago
LMFAO is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? priceless, lol, btw, i downloaded this onto my phone and its a ringtone/voicetone whatever, :P, i put it for my girlfriend, lmfao
WarlordW 4 years ago 8
haha nice dude! props
Shiznizzer 4 years ago
NIIIICE!!! lol
supermanjp83 4 years ago
OMG LOL i saw dis last nite stil funny
fobo123456 4 years ago
lol
SuriiBoy 4 years ago
So funny
Pharellman456 4 years ago