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  • so sensual girl here just for you baby

  • Possibly the greatest moment in television history

  • erm Share ur dreams and thoughts with me

  • @Konformation07 make that 24 lol

  • Wayne Brady choked 23 bitches.

  • Is TheJuniorMassacre gonna have to fave a bitch?

  • I was 8 years old when I pulled this on a Chick and yeah I was a Member of the John Stamos Syndicate

  • look at chappelle O.O

  • my reaction when they fucked up my gmail account

  • i think Wayne Brady should Choke Google Or Vevo

  • am i gunna have to choke a bieber?

  • Is OJ gonna have to stab a bitch...and a Hispanic...?

  • is r kelly gonna have to piss on you?

  • ...and a classic tv line was born.

  • Thumbs down on any filmed-from TV video.

  • Great!

  • It's kinda weird watching this right after watching the video of him singing on Sesame Street....

  • Chappelle is pure genious

  • Is Albus Dumbledore gonna have to choke a bitch?

    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS??!!

  • @hedonism13 YOU LUDACRIS FOOLS!

  • @narusasu444

    Our comments deserve way more thumbs up.

  • is Tiger woods gonna have to choke a bitch

  • @89cswagga Is Tiger Woods gonna have to stab a bitch.

  • is tiger woods gonna have to fuck a bitch?

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  • @MARKALANPALMER best. comment. ever.

  • Haha Best 5 Seconds of my entire life XD

  • ...He might.

  • best four seconds of my life.

  • @megadeath45 lolololol

  • chapelle show

  • got an idea...

    mosh-up of the wizard of oz and wayne brady...

    wicked witch: i'll get you my pretty...

    wayne brady: "is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b%$&*?"

  • best. thing. ever.

  • Yes he is!

  • Lol Bradys the man.. hahaha such a natural ae

  • The ONLY time you are ever going to see Dave Chapelle play the straight man. Funniest thing about it is that Wayne Brady played that "choke a bitch" line perfectly!

  • Don't get it twisted. It's not the first time he's said that.

  • lol I made this in to a video txt message also what did the 5 fingers say to the face an f your couch N lol can take any dvd an make video txt messages

  • said this to my teacher today..

    bad idea.

  • That is the funniest fuckin' thing.

  • I wish you had the full version. That has got to be the the best and funniest skits in memory. Wayne Brady, gonna choke a bitch. Priceless!

  • it gets better the more often you see it

  • lol too bad Chapelle moved to Africa. His show was hilarious!

  • Don't know why I got five thumbs down for that. He really moved to Africa.

  • wut the fuck

    wheres the full version?

  • Trivia fact:Mr Brady didnt want to even say the word Bitch....he thought it was too harsh.... he wanted to use Young Lady or Lady....lol...let's try it...."Is Wayne Brady goin to have to choke a Young Lady?"....naaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!­!!!

  • Greatest line from that show

  • wayne brady chokin' a bitch is the wind beneath my wings

  • CLASSIC!!

  • FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

  • aww shit nigga lmao

  • FULL VERSION NOW!!!

  • Lol, classic

  • any1 got the full version????

  • wayne with beard :O

  • most epic line in chapelle show history closely aside from Im rick james bitch and im rich bitch lawl... fuck yo couch nigga.. omg the entire show was so hilarious why'd it end *cries* lol

  • AGREED.

  • It ended because the wrong people found it funny for the wrong reasons, effectively destroying Dave Chappelle's faith in humanity.

  • Are you speaking from experience, as a public American?

  • i seriously use this line all the time.

  • poboy

  • Is Chris Brown gonna have to choke a Rihanna?

  • Haha, very nice

  • to rihanna: "RUN BITCH! RUN FO YO LIFE! GET SOME HELP!"

  • Run trick run fo you life get help lmao!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO!

  • @trailmixjustin aint no question lmao

  • This is a legitimate path of inquiry. IS Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

  • lmao literally

  • wrong quote dude.

  • yeah dude, like totally

  • oh shit its wayne brady!

  • hahah one of the best skits ever

  • "I'm Wayne Brady bitch!" Best skit on Chappelle Show EVER!

  • Now if only I could find the whole skit on YouTube, with good quality and audio! And no white ruining the video with his commentary! Yes, I'm taliking about Fory the white-wannabee "Bow Wow"! Sorry, it just had to be said!

  • "You better thank Dave Chappelle."

    "Thank you Dave, I like your show."

    "RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP!"

  • i had to remind you that twice...lmfao still

  • is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? rofl

  • Holding a camera up to the TV is considered "ghetto".

    Just thought you'd like to know

  • damn man how does chappelle come up with this shit he's a genius

  • Weed.

  • where is the whole vid i cant find it does ne bidy kno

  • lol i love that skit! Chappelle is a genius!

  • omg that skit was fucking hilarious!

  • Is the whole skit available on Youtube?

  • craaaap i so want the whole skit

  • we bought grandma some mesh diapers: so shed feel like she was stylin. now when she logs on the carpet, it looks like its been in a meat grinder first

  • nice video! xD t

  • why did youtube take off the whole skit?

  • BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS PARANOID

  • That's not it at all, when google purchased youtube they started obeying copyright laws, it would be illegal to post the whole thing.

  • is was on here like a month ago

  • yea but is it still on here?

  • google fucked youtube.

  • you said it right there bro

  • @pablo560 well, seeing as google came FAAAARRR and LOOOOOONG before YouTube and WAAAAAYYY more people use Google than YouTube, I would have to say it's more like "Google was a strong driving force in the development of YouTube"

  • @pablo560 what do you mean? google literally owns youtube.

  • @pablo560 No, greedy media conglomerates fucked youtube. Pretty soon they will try to make it illegal to play your car stereo with the windows rolled down because people on the sidewalk didn't pay for the cd...

  • i have the whole thing WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY

  • lmao some upload the whole skit!

  • i agree wit u sum1 needs to uload th whole skit

    and nice videos btw i saw i couple and subed :D

  • lol, have the dvd of this upstairs. funnist shit ever. i like the line when he said: "this is not an option nigger if you dont smoke this we have a problem" more but this was the 2nd best line, classic skit. and we owe it all to paul mooney for that barny gumple line

  • "Is Wayne Brayd gonna hafta choke a bitch?!" would make a cool ringtone!

    I never stop laughing at that!

  • I died the first time I heard this, also when he hands dave the pipe and says "this is not an option nigger if you do not smoke this we have a problem, come on now this aint no after school special now smoke this" Chappelle and drawn together are the only shows I really want back on comedy central. I mean Little bush and sarah silverman get that shit off and make room for the shows with the potental that could last alot longer then they did.

  • The whole skit WAS on YouTube..Youtube being the communists they are will not allow it back on.

  • Don't blame youtube. Viacom's the one cracking down on their own material, and

    IMHO they have a right to do so. Or maybe I'm the only guy in America willing to pay for stuff like that.

  • That never gets old.

  • This whole skit was on Youtube once or at least i think so

  • damn funny

  • ROFL

  • this skit had me on the ground about to die from laughter.

  • This and the turn my headphones skit was the funniest on his show

    he need to come back

  • oh shit its wayne brady lol

  • I wish the entire skit was on Youtube. If it is, I can't find it :(

  • it is on here - was added on the 12th August

  • do you mind sending it to me, cuz im tryin to find it , but i cant, thx =]

  • RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! xD

  • riverside for life, unless it suddenly disappers from the face of the map, then viva mexico

  • Fuckin 909ers

  • AmEriCaS hIGh!! 915!!

  • O Shit! its wayne brady son!

  • what season of the dave chappell show is this from?

  • season 2

  • that's PCP... ANGEL DUST.... SCABBLE DABBLE... THE BIG RAGU.... SHERMAN HEMSLEY

  • damn Comedy Central don't play this until 3 am.

  • jeezzzzz i love this lol.

  • I'm Wayne Brady bitch!

  • lol

  • can you believe in the special features wayne brady didnt want to say choke a bitch, the best line ever.

  • True he wanted 2 say summin like Is wayne brady gonna have to [blank] a female

  • special features on the season 2 dvd?

  • "White people love wayne brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbel... look like malcom X."

    "Negrodamaus, how does President Bush know that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?... Because, he has the receipt."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love Dave Chappelle.

  • no doubt lol

  • funniest episode ever!!!!!

  • hoes dave, dave hoes, "good evening bitches"

  • Dave you need to calm down lol

  • hahah IS wanye brany gonna have to choke a bitch. run bitch run

  • WOAH a 4 second long video with 150,000 views im amazed!!!

  • I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!! I absolutely LOVE Wayne Brady..*swoon*

  • Funny. Your name has "bitch" in it.

    Prepared to get choked by Wayne Brady.

  • "I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X, huh, muthafucka?"

  • now THAT's gotta be the funniest line... BRING DAVE BAAAAACK! I'm Wayne Brady, Motha Fucka!

  • Wayne Brady makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcom X!

    lols

  • run bitch ,,,run for your life get some help,,lolol

  • where is the full video?

  • it's Wayne brady bitch runn!!!

  • Is wayne brady gunna have to choke a bitch. haha

  • AAAAA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • best part besides the scene, besides the part where the cop says, my mother in law is never gonna beileve this and then wayne goes, thats cause she aint gonna find out bitch and kill him lmao!!

  • lol, i just said this to my dad...awkward.

  • HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! luv that(L)

  • lmfao.

  • LOL

  • RUN BITCH ! RUN FOR YA LIFE ! HAHAAA

  • This is one of the funniest lines EVER! This one manages to make me laugh every time I see it. Dave Chapelle and Wayne Brady really worked well in this skit.

  • Yo White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like MALCOM X

  • BEST LINE EVER!

  • Best shit ever.

  • It was uploaded, but it got taken down.

  • Someone needs to load up the entire skit.

  • the whole episode is on in 3 parts. search: Chappelle show Wayne Brady

  • Damn can't find it anywhere... :(

  • /watch?v=cZ7Go3K40tg

  • LMFAO is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? priceless, lol, btw, i downloaded this onto my phone and its a ringtone/voicetone whatever, :P, i put it for my girlfriend, lmfao

  • haha nice dude! props

  • NIIIICE!!! lol

  • OMG LOL i saw dis last nite stil funny

  • lol

  • So funny