Stonefish feeding

[StevenAbootmanWGA]

Bet the fish was saying..."worst fuckin pain known tae man."

[Lennethare]

Thumbs up if your mom brought you here, not like this video, but you know the world.

[Shorigun]

My teacher always told stupid kids that they were rocks with lips.

I didnt think it was true...

[ScryThree]

it's a fucking moving rock dude!

[inouyejulio]

it is scientificalt proved that they make the kirby sound when sucking something

[XXF2XX]

I FUCKING JUMPED WHEN IT BIT SOMETHING

I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROCK WITH EYES

oh wait-

[MrVenatic]

sexy

[Reboundary]

0:10 God damn it, that mouth is huge.

[obermegalutschoar]

At age 12 my parents told me Pokemon weren't real. Who is crying now, mother!

[b00too]

whoa, wtf !

[zanpaktuh]

Fcking camper

[TheBlackjackdaddy]

Asshole...

[nemoviesnews]

now THAT'S a mind fuck! Sergio would be proud haha

[HuginnG]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

[SitDownMrK]

That must be a Taiwanese pet rock.

[ThunderCavalier]

When God was creating the world, he sometimes got bored and experimented with animals. These creations he made out of boredom, laziness, and possibly during a hangover were so terrifying that even he himself wouldn't dare to be close to them. Therefore, he sent all of these creatures to a large island somewhere in the Pacific, where he hoped no one would ever find them. This place was later discovered, and dubbed Australia.

It is theorized that they are secretly plotting to cause 2012.

[darekkhort]

The scary part is that its eyes don't even move when its meal gets closer. It is literally frozen there - such patience, and such venom.

[Mist3rLemon]

Thumbs up if cracked.com brought you here and you know that @KeenanDude totally stole that comment.

[noobcake19]

hahaha XD

[darkglasas]

Damn nature, you scary!

[thrasho2]

It's actually water poison type so name is a misdemeanor

[emmers57]

That is one ugly bad ass fish!

[jas16899]

Moral of the story: Live life in fear of inanimate objects.

[fuckedupcupcake]

holy dicks.

i spent most of the time saying

"that must be him, there's an eye there"

"no wait, that part moved, that part is him"

and then the whole fucking thing moved

[JustAnotherSomeone90]

@fuckedupcupcake lol, I did exactly the same thing xD

[pangolin97]

It reminds me of something that would be in pikmin

[lalalazify]

touch it

[duanlang4ever]

that bastard is poisonous as hell

[indianabrick]

1 person was eaten.

[ssaykcul]

That was his mouth? Thought it was that hole on the left side.

[azurescens420]

Awesome.

[iHateAnime4LIfe]

Kinda funny that he grows so fat through patience

[murrrrrgles]

whoLYFUCK

[NaxNax96]

Talk about patience :O

[ccckkkmmm69]

man...that is so bad ass!

[L0wallyn]

That was damn scary.

[Wolffacee1]

I kissed a stone fish once now I am butt ugly :(

[vishalb777]

thumbs up for cracked :D

[shannonsurreal]

it's ugly

[ryusho2000]

i want one!

[Michellerooster6]

"Hey, I don't see a...oh, is that it in the sand? No, it's--OH SHIT"

[looker999997]

In my next life, I wanna be a stonefish and sit around all day eating whatever comes my way.

[1337soldiahs]

It actually looks kinda cute when it's there chilling out, maxin', relaxin' all cool...

until you realize touching him would lead you to the most painful death ever. Damn you nature, you scary.

[3hungrycatz]

that was a very weird comment.

[Geoxile]

When the fish got eaten I thought I blacked out for a second...

[sharon21eizenman]

cool and etc

[halieccboo]

lol ninja fish!

[MrSebbiiify]

stonefish.. is watching you sleep

[Alxe73191]

hahaha hes just chilling there and when the fish swims down hes like "OM!"

[kiwibird42]

Jesus Christ except tfor the eye that thing is indistinguishable from the rocks behind it.... Unless those are more stone fish too? o.O xD

[SpearWieldingOctopus]

i'm gonna turn my yard into a giant tide pool-pond-thing and I'll stock it with these bastards and not tell anyone about the rocks

[SpearWieldingOctopus]

@OmegaChosen0 I doesn't want to kill me. Its spines are used for self defense. It would only kill me if I was stupid enough to grab without a pair of heavy duty gloves. That's how most living creatures are able to survive in places like Australia and Africa. Maybe if you did some hands on work in the field, and try to understand a ridiculous JOKE about having a tidepool yard, then maybe you would understand that's the basic mechanics of nature- Defend yourself, and don't go grabbing pointy fish.

[OmegaChosen0]

@SpearWieldingOctopus Yup self defense I know it doesn't go its way to attack people

I mean if stepped near or by accident well you know it will poison you in fear

and hey sorry pal no need to blow on me

[mr3ggroll]

oh my god this fish are badass

[ccaarrttyy]

pork sandwich

[pixiehtr]

CAN I PET HIM? If I don't touch the barbs on his back can I please feel your stonefish? I studied them in school. i just chose to become a mechanic instead of a marine biologist.

[kiwibird42]

@pixiehtr Probably a good career change if you desire to pet a stone fish.

[x3XiaoZhu]

LOL gg

[necrosny]

A rock with eyes!

[rosenekokitty]

ur fishy is really fat :P

[SinnFein4ever]

Cool.

[000nour000]

AAAAAAAH that scared the life out of me! i was expecting it to be slower lol

[agentoranges]

i would like 2 touch a stonefish

[alilmutaqaat]

@agentoranges

touch a stone fish and your dead.

highly venomous to humans

[NGMan62]

@alilmutaqaat The top of it that is venomous. Holding a stone fish from below is harmless.

[elleke024]

Damn, I thought it was a rock...

[KeenanDude]

That thing is better at being a rock than most rocks...

[dandeentremont]

PLAGIARISM!

[bullet4mv93]

@KeenanDude don't you dare take credit for the work of cracked.com

[Juanelamericanista]

@bullet4mv93 stop whining the comment was made 1 year ago

[bullet4mv93]

@Juanelamericanista mind your own business and learn to take a joke

[jedrick1490]

@KeenanDude You got that comment from cracked.com. lol.

[bekir89]

@KeenanDude AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

[metaljunkie98]

@KeenanDude Cracked much?

[Xlife93]

how u have that as a pet and how much does it cost?

[SHYGURL1000]

omg that real quick

[Zabertooth69]

awsome, i love that killer fish

[degree7]

fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfufc

that's scary

[prinny081]

MY GOD.

[Gondile]

So that's where Kirby came from.....

[darkcanuck]

shrimp, cattle, and children

[salvucciable]

@darkcanuck I don't get it...

[ccckkkmmm69]

@salvucciable me either! lol

[Hydorior]

@salvucciable - darkcanuck described its food ^^

[Wolffacee1]

Hi I just got a stone fish can any one give me a list of what they like to eat ?

[3hungrycatz]

try trigger fish or silversides.

[whatsauce]

Hey man, that's pretty cool, thing looks just like a rock- OH JESUS

[xxFlghterXxx]

Should keep it's mouth open so other fish use as a home and then BOOOM!

[SpitRhyma]

i had a feeling that was the fish since it was the center of the video the whole time but I couldn't believe it. I figured that's just where he's gonna hold the food until the fish snaps out to eat it...

Hahahaha

That was SOOOOOOOOOO DOPE!

[imSOridiculous]

Okay, so when's he gonna OH SHIT THAT'S DISTURBING OH SHIT OH SHIT

[doodul]

cracked.

[Jon58840]

Cracked?

[noremote]

It looks like he/she's smirking at the camera. "Check this one out."

[Coribec]

It looks like he's pouting.

[ReviewerGuy623]

Huh...remind me to pack a harpoon gun next time I go to the Great Barrier Reef.

[Scubaman5000]

Heh good stuff ;)

[Wellice]

Eeep, that made me jump so much.

[Anarkiados]

Awesome...

[rawr0206]

holy shit

that fucking scared me...

[ingcokevin]

I bet it's...THAT roc- SHIT!

[clarkey1005]

i dare u to stand on it

[c4mpincarl]

Yeah, and stand on it's 13 incredibly poisonous and incredibly sharp spines that are capable of killing a completely healthy adult human in just two hours?

No thanks :D

[CoSzaro17]

That didnt even look like a fish!