he's like bomb and seems to be total nuts, but on the other hand the MS software under Ballmer's leadership got better compared to Gates' days. Windows 7 is actually good OS.
You ask ANYBODY who works for Microsoft. They love their jobs. The feel secure and see a future for themselves. Whereas at Apple, all the real workhards are scared to death of getting fired over an inevitable leak. That's no way to work.
web dev?i bet he doesnt feel = to all,imagine the webdev that pushed ecmascript so hard that ms had to reverse their thinking and are still playing catchup to THIS day even tho javascript has been out of years(netscape)it was dismissed back then as a fade)ms still hasnt caught up !they still hope to convert javascript user to their way of doing.like that will ever happen es5 (javascript is the most widely used ,and even ms own acnowledge ,html5?lol not for a decade lol.javascript=WEB LANGAGE
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@bkisme heheh, don't you get mad about the idea of buying apps from apple when there's is plethora of flash games on the web? I mean, didn't Apple and Adobe married in Catholic wedding in the 80's? Bla Bla Bla Mac's are for Graphic Design Bla Bla
. So Ballmer's a crazy primate, eh? Well... . With Ballmer as Microsoft's CEO... . Macs...03% marketshare... PCs.....93% marketshare... . PCs outsell Macs 31/1... . ...WORLDWIDE... ...for fucking YEARS ON END! . With those numbers... Why WOULDN'T Mr Peepers be out to lunch?
@Mackaber Steve is awesome. Sure, kinda loud (reminds me of my dad, he is almost the exact same way...sigh...life can be hard with him) but pritty awesome (if you don't have to live with it on a daily basis).
@quest8899 multibillionaire. and to mackaber, he is one of the best CEOs, creating 8 different divisions within microsoft that generate over $1 billion in profit each. xbox live alone makes $1 billion.
apple kicks microsoft right in the balls with every new product. Then, microsoft copies the popular apple products and then just gets drowned with kicks in the balls of apple coming out with fresh new ORIGINAL devises that are so much better than any of their computers or pathetic "zunes". GO APPLE!
3 vs 1 and Microsoft is still in the business game. But yeah Zune (HD) sucks because it barely has apps. To me iPod touch was the first device to appeal to a wider target audience (not just business owners and employees) along with having more developers supporting it and growing. Yet I still love using Microsoft computers.
Remember the news about those leaked emails showing that even Microsoft's own developers got burned in the "Vista-capable" mess? Well, I read some, and one thing was very noticeable: Ballmer tended to write nothing but one or two very short phrases, all in uppercase.
That really doesn't give me the impression of him being intelligent.
If you only read hardware specs and prices you go like "macs are worthless", "Yo can get more for less money", "It is incompatible"... And so on... But when you get your hands on one of this things... You change your mind completely.... I'm a former windows user, and a windows developer by the way... Now i have a mac book pro and i love it :)
People essentially don't like Mac because they've never actually tried it or they're ignorant... I'm not a Mac person. I'm for Linux. I prefer to control the OPERATING SYSTEM rather than it controlling me with it's proprietary B.S...
I'm afraid he does lol. The funniest thing about this creep is that windows doesn't really need pr. it pretty much sells itself (always has been). So I don't think Ballmer contributed in any significant way to the growth of Microsoft. If anything he held it back. But judging from his performances he must think he did it all. A classical case of manic delusion. I think Ballmer is bipolar and cries a lot at home.
If so, how do you explain the fact he is the CEO now? I doubt Billy would put someone who hasn't done anything significant for Microsoft to such position. BTW the bipolar disorder is curable, so maybe the first monkey boy was a manic delusion but on this video he looks fine.
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I am totally agree with you. He has a desperate need to call the attention and look Microsoft now, copying everything from Apple. Ballmer said the iPhone wouldn't succed that they ahve a better cellphone, Vista was an imitation of OSX and now they say W7 is better but THAN Vista. They copied the Apple Stores and tried to get their store managers too. Microsoft with Gates had more dignity. Probably Ballmer got his position by steeping on others, I am sure of that.
I was on a flight with Steve Ballmer. Lon-NY, YES first class I was upgraded due to air-miles. ( I pulled out my MACBOOK Pro and used it he couldn't help saying what a shite piece of engineering.. bah de blah however I didn't tell him that my copy of Vista business edition running on VMware was pirated!) LOL! I have never purchased a legit copy of windoze ever. Thankyou China!
u want 50 cent ?? take that B*tch, take that....
bangbuddy 4 days ago
I'm surprised he didn't turn super size green and ripped his shirt off.
dorontsur 1 month ago 4
This would be great if i could hear it
thepuzzler1 1 month ago
37 personas no son desarrolladoras web
TheDarkraiservant 1 month ago
I just love the guy... #UncommonCEOs
samuelsumbi 2 months ago
i had to go out and buy a pair of speakers just to hear this video
slapmyfunkybass 2 months ago
Microsoft has been pissing in the face of web developers since the beginning. How damn hard was it to finally add workable CSS support to IE9?
funkgerat 2 months ago
God i love steve ballmer :D
Q7R43 2 months ago
what a shame...
concepan2099 3 months ago
Thumbs up for Steve Jobs :-)
revinriley 4 months ago
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no, just no.
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jmpatinhas15 2 months ago
Now if only he was a good CEO instead of a good spokesperson.
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iEugene1994 6 months ago 7
Thumbs ub for Steve Ballmer :-)
Best4Ears 6 months ago 7
funniest ceo ever!
bupvids 7 months ago 5
Haha you gotta love him· i love tis company!!!
vanbeek16 7 months ago
Crazy stuff
irfaanfr1 7 months ago
you forgot the S
SarahPalinQuit 7 months ago
damn why is he still working? his salary already exceeds his lifespan :S
cactussheep 8 months ago
Lol haha how can you not love Steve Ballmer!!!
xRaIDeNx69 8 months ago
What a douchebag ffs.
kimosabesun 8 months ago
he's like bomb and seems to be total nuts, but on the other hand the MS software under Ballmer's leadership got better compared to Gates' days. Windows 7 is actually good OS.
Ausiz 8 months ago
Any boss can pretty much act the way he wants. It's his business (or hers) and they can do whatever they want.
pfrabott 8 months ago
You ask ANYBODY who works for Microsoft. They love their jobs. The feel secure and see a future for themselves. Whereas at Apple, all the real workhards are scared to death of getting fired over an inevitable leak. That's no way to work.
HonorSoldiersGaming 8 months ago 2
Microsoft != webdevelopers
michieff 8 months ago
Totally cool guy :D
ZlosynDarebak 9 months ago in playlist mac air
Imbecile !
SidewalkFrequencies 9 months ago
I Love Ballmer. The energy he can bring to a room is just amazing.
pfrabott 9 months ago
Ballmer is a funny guy. =] Better sense of humor than Gates had.
pascbjumper2 9 months ago
I can't stand the guy...
iasdbu739 9 months ago
My attitude toward Ballmer just went up about 3 ticks. At least the guy can laugh at himself.
rhubbard1821 10 months ago 40
@rhubbard1821 He just likes having fun.
pfrabott 9 months ago
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quest8899 10 months ago
Developers Develepors Develepors.
chocobiscuit5y468275 10 months ago
And that is why Microsoft has gone in the toilet recently...
ZacBoska 10 months ago
@ZacBoska uhm, why? they got some great products at the moment. and steve ballmer is cool B)
dannz4fans 9 months ago
#developers developers developers develop#
TheTechnoToast 10 months ago
web dev?i bet he doesnt feel = to all,imagine the webdev that pushed ecmascript so hard that ms had to reverse their thinking and are still playing catchup to THIS day even tho javascript has been out of years(netscape)it was dismissed back then as a fade)ms still hasnt caught up !they still hope to convert javascript user to their way of doing.like that will ever happen es5 (javascript is the most widely used ,and even ms own acnowledge ,html5?lol not for a decade lol.javascript=WEB LANGAGE
drbaltazar 11 months ago
with a 13 billion dollar paycheque, perhaps he should consider investing in some anti-perspirant.
shit man, i bet that dude sitting beside him is distanced a couple of metres for a *reason*
BrEnNo1023 11 months ago
What a freaking idiot. Ballmer is an embarrassment to all man kind.
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jslbrt 1 year ago
priceless
Kanorikoziuri 1 year ago
Steve jobs is better.
Kyuuqsoft 1 year ago
@Kyuuqsoft At sucking cock.
The1stPoster 11 months ago
The leader of a nerd cult, nerdy enough himself.
JBnotthescotch 1 year ago
"...living in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
mcleanm3 1 year ago 4
Those mice are saying to me, "Where is that fatneck William? We want more leaves; we want more branches".
munkittytunkitty 1 year ago
Am i the only One who got diz Strange Sound?
marsling12 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer talks, you listen. Very powerful speaker
dorlack 1 year ago
well, for a kid like that it's funny, but for steve ballmer.. he just made 5 million bucks in 57 secs :)
shamalawy 1 year ago 2
Am I the only one who hates Microsoft but LOVES Steve Ballmer? This guy is off his meds and it's better than the carnival.
baillou2 1 year ago 39
The following statement is neither a joke nor an insult.
I seriously think he could be a stand up comedian. He seems to have the timing, the voice, etc.
borgondio 1 year ago
@borgondio thats cos he sounds like Loud Howard from Dilbert.
feikedoi 1 year ago
Maybe if he shouted "KIN developers! KIN developers! KIN developers" the Kin would've lived another few days :P
SeBakasam 1 year ago
HE ASKED HIM TO SHOUT THAT JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE A REMIX OF THAT.
cHiKaDiNg58 1 year ago
Ballmer is the worst CEO in the history of American capitalism. What a douche.
antihostile 1 year ago
he sounds more like "web developas" instead of web developERs
70rm3n70r 1 year ago
He´s sooo cool... that is what I call passion.
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Pettersthlm1970 1 year ago
THIS
IS
WEB DEVELOPEEERS
manolokenji 1 year ago
He is so exaggerated in voice and movements. I never liked the guy, but this is just disgusting.
He's like the same annoying commercial over and over again on constant repeat.
DAMN, I am glad, I do not work a Microsoft. Poor emplyees....
No wonder they would rather work for Google.
ytvoice1 1 year ago
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
First time I heard it i thought it was a serious song. xDxDxDxD
TallaTraxxHC 1 year ago
web developers FTW!!!!
3ombieautopilot 1 year ago
He should be in 300
Firebugzme 1 year ago
awesome.. His networth is $14 Billion as of March 2010. Steve Ballmer, wikipedia
rendertear15 1 year ago
WEB DEVELOPAS!!!!
JusFlipp 1 year ago
I'm confused, why is he a retard?
Nnemicvids 1 year ago
FIFTY SEX
catajunyor 1 year ago
hahahaha too funny
minitah 1 year ago
Atta boy Stevie! Have MS develop some more Windows crap!
daguv510 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer is funny and awesome guy. Long life to him and a good products and developers tools to come. Thank you Steve.
krasav4ik82 1 year ago 5
awesome guy haha
LOLHICRONO 1 year ago
he sucks
yask124 1 year ago
i want to see Steve Jobs screaming: No Flash for Web developers and getting standing ovation.
Mishkafofer 1 year ago 2
@Mishkafofer I'd rather see an iPad thrown at his face with a giant angry face scribbled on the screen with a sharpie :P
bkisme 1 year ago
@bkisme heheh, don't you get mad about the idea of buying apps from apple when there's is plethora of flash games on the web? I mean, didn't Apple and Adobe married in Catholic wedding in the 80's? Bla Bla Bla Mac's are for Graphic Design Bla Bla
Mishkafofer 1 year ago
haha,
good one , but "developers" was more energized
70rm3n70r 1 year ago
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STATUS QUO: HISTORY...meet TREND. TREND...HISTORY! Well, if you'll excuse me! I believe you two will find that you have quite a bit in common!
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TREND: So what do you do?
HISTORY: I'm successfully retired!
TREND: Oh? From what?
HISTORY: From making Microsoft rape Apple in every Insanely-Great Port
TREND: Sounds promising...AND LUCRATIVE! I'll definitely be looking into THAT!
HISTORY: Yeah, you can't lose, there! Believe me...I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE!
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dukenthaylor 1 year ago
Bunch of idiots having fun looking at a gorilla shouting...
imprezaver4 1 year ago
Software developers sounds good too
JohnMikhael411 1 year ago
Not enough coke in his system to be as epic as the first one
DarkAvatar1313 1 year ago 2
hes just to loud..and stupid
020ray 1 year ago
you will never acheive anywhere near this mans success, you are a pile of shit
MegaEpictroll 1 year ago
lmao, I wouldn't mind working for Ballmer just so I can see him do that shit around the Office all day.
beaniesrockable 1 year ago 13
We all this is a big Lie, If he'd love web Developers, he wouldn't have become the CEO of the company that created Internet Explorer
Erikdevable 1 year ago 4
i think he's about to go super saiyan!!!!
Karemaker 1 year ago 5
Steve Ballmer may not be the best CEO... but If you think about it; you'll prefer him as your chief more than your actual boss....
Mackaber 2 years ago 123
if i work 4 acircus ok
MattyFeder 1 year ago
@Mackaber lol, sometimes he's kinda crazy :P
lofhy 1 year ago
@Mackaber He hasn't a clue how to deal with Apple and Google
MartiW 1 year ago
@MartiW That is only because Google acts so damn fast. It is unpredictable, and I like it, allso because Google do not ban Open Source ;)
ytvoice1 1 year ago
@Mackaber Thats what you call "Motivation" in "Management" ;)
Sturmnacht2 1 year ago
@Mackaber Steve is awesome. Sure, kinda loud (reminds me of my dad, he is almost the exact same way...sigh...life can be hard with him) but pritty awesome (if you don't have to live with it on a daily basis).
AleXy86 6 months ago
steve ballmer is a multimillionaire he can act anyway he chooses
quest8899 2 years ago 119
@quest8899
billionaire
TowfiqTheBrown 1 year ago 3
@quest8899
Gates is around 10 times richer and doenst go super sayayin
xD
mikolandon 1 year ago
he's not that into "developers" thing like bullmer do.
hanrinch 1 year ago
@quest8899 lol youre wrong, hes a multi BILLIONAIRE
bludika 1 year ago 2
@quest8899 no idiot. he is a billionaire
ironintel 1 year ago 2
@quest8899
Multi Billionaire
kmuthapp 1 year ago 2
@quest8899 multibillionaire. and to mackaber, he is one of the best CEOs, creating 8 different divisions within microsoft that generate over $1 billion in profit each. xbox live alone makes $1 billion.
LightCan 1 year ago
@quest8899 he's a billionaire.
Andyyyk47 1 year ago
@quest8899 multibillionaire, actually. though you're right - he can do so.
Toothpic44 10 months ago
@quest8899 thats multiBILLIONAIRE. lol
mistermordancy 10 months ago
@quest8899 Having multi-millions gives you special freedoms? Huh...
Aldenissin 9 months ago 2
@quest8899 *billionaire
xDet3rmin4tionx 8 months ago
@quest8899 multibillionaire
svaibhav 7 months ago 2
that evil that this man, by God
kayron8 2 years ago
Fuck this guy is so loud! hahahaha
Paulwander 2 years ago
crazi boy (rofl)
darkmaster9308 2 years ago
Ballmer is a multi-millionaire, so I guess he's a pretty smart "retarded" guy, isn't he.
gordon777777 2 years ago 2
@gordon777777 BILLIONAIRE
rastaxp 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer is by far the coolest CEO ever!
salzmanufaktur 2 years ago 3
I love Steve Ballmer.
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JohnMikhaelXPP 2 years ago
What about screaming to get a hold of some IE bug fixers while you are at it, Baldmer.
geir44 2 years ago 2
wtf ? this is an idiot
localmove 2 years ago 3
was that a question or do you struggle with the English language?
pgsxx88 2 years ago
Ballmers retarted
idesignandcreate 2 years ago 4
@fuzzynavel100 Who doesn't? Retard. That is called business.
iSTHLM 2 years ago
apple kicks microsoft right in the balls with every new product. Then, microsoft copies the popular apple products and then just gets drowned with kicks in the balls of apple coming out with fresh new ORIGINAL devises that are so much better than any of their computers or pathetic "zunes". GO APPLE!
AlyoshaB 2 years ago
@AlyoshaB wow its like:
Apple, Sony, Nintendovs. Microsoft
3 vs 1 and Microsoft is still in the business game. But yeah Zune (HD) sucks because it barely has apps. To me iPod touch was the first device to appeal to a wider target audience (not just business owners and employees) along with having more developers supporting it and growing. Yet I still love using Microsoft computers.
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JohnMikhael444 2 years ago
dude.theres nothing else to say.
all marketing
15922 2 years ago
Something about him just strikes me as CREEPY.
Goddamn weirdo
JackDuran 2 years ago 4
EPIC WIN
TonyMarkov 2 years ago
I do (not very) very not like ballmer, but I hat to say, that his is funny as well
DeFliegendeHollander 2 years ago
i like him :'D
rapstyLe187 2 years ago
I like Steve Ballmer.
He has passion.
I may not agree with him.
Everything has it's place and purpose.
valimar77 2 years ago
Me too. This guy is great.
nwkegannw 2 years ago 2
yup
cafeconpizza 2 years ago
@valimar77
Maybe he has passion, but...
Remember the news about those leaked emails showing that even Microsoft's own developers got burned in the "Vista-capable" mess? Well, I read some, and one thing was very noticeable: Ballmer tended to write nothing but one or two very short phrases, all in uppercase.
That really doesn't give me the impression of him being intelligent.
nightsdreamparadox 2 years ago
@valimar77 Very True!
FordGT8806 2 years ago
lol
iagoil 2 years ago
If you only read hardware specs and prices you go like "macs are worthless", "Yo can get more for less money", "It is incompatible"... And so on... But when you get your hands on one of this things... You change your mind completely.... I'm a former windows user, and a windows developer by the way... Now i have a mac book pro and i love it :)
CarlosCordova 2 years ago
This video was very useful for me indeed.
webmasterqwp 2 years ago
People essentially don't like Mac because they've never actually tried it or they're ignorant... I'm not a Mac person. I'm for Linux. I prefer to control the OPERATING SYSTEM rather than it controlling me with it's proprietary B.S...
But hey, that's just my opinion...
bozzioisgod44 2 years ago 7
i agree with you totaly
ahkin2 2 years ago
i hated mac until i tried one and now am switching all P.C to macs
smengi94 2 years ago 4
im using linux too, its cool
LoonySeo 2 years ago
so much inspiration for me
RnRMan13 2 years ago 4
I don't care what anyone says, Steve is awesome!
Coltranized 2 years ago 7
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DJTheCrysis 2 years ago
Both. I'm not biased...
Coltranized 2 years ago
nice one!
thegreymatter5 2 years ago
Yea he is :)
Very lively and emotional guy he is, too. ;)
Commander783 2 years ago
did he just call him a monkey?
serpico89 2 years ago
What a monkey racist.
NiceToForget 2 years ago
lol
Commander783 2 years ago
I think Web Developer's a pretty cool guy eh? Makes Steve Ballmer act like an idiot and doesn't afraid of ANYTHING.
SyberSid 2 years ago 5
does he thinks he's cool or something?
justchilliwithindo 2 years ago
I'm afraid he does lol. The funniest thing about this creep is that windows doesn't really need pr. it pretty much sells itself (always has been). So I don't think Ballmer contributed in any significant way to the growth of Microsoft. If anything he held it back. But judging from his performances he must think he did it all. A classical case of manic delusion. I think Ballmer is bipolar and cries a lot at home.
PeopleOfAr 2 years ago
wow, such beautiful words my friend..=)
justchilliwithindo 2 years ago
If so, how do you explain the fact he is the CEO now? I doubt Billy would put someone who hasn't done anything significant for Microsoft to such position. BTW the bipolar disorder is curable, so maybe the first monkey boy was a manic delusion but on this video he looks fine.
Mehedict 2 years ago
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I am totally agree with you. He has a desperate need to call the attention and look Microsoft now, copying everything from Apple. Ballmer said the iPhone wouldn't succed that they ahve a better cellphone, Vista was an imitation of OSX and now they say W7 is better but THAN Vista. They copied the Apple Stores and tried to get their store managers too. Microsoft with Gates had more dignity. Probably Ballmer got his position by steeping on others, I am sure of that.
vjrei 2 years ago
They both copied Xerox with the GUI concept.
bozzioisgod44 2 years ago 2
us web developers look nothing like those two nerds asking the question. what's with the bluetooth? take that shit out if you are not driving.
digitalpretzel 2 years ago
web dubble whoppaaz!!
traenq 2 years ago
Yea, he would take 50 cents too wouldn't he. Damn fat cheapskate.
FelisCatusLover 2 years ago 2
hahaha...
NO !! steve ballmer ur lame
08yannch 2 years ago
LOLOLOL steve you rule
mongrelchild 2 years ago 3
I was on a flight with Steve Ballmer. Lon-NY, YES first class I was upgraded due to air-miles. ( I pulled out my MACBOOK Pro and used it he couldn't help saying what a shite piece of engineering.. bah de blah however I didn't tell him that my copy of Vista business edition running on VMware was pirated!) LOL! I have never purchased a legit copy of windoze ever. Thankyou China!
SPECIALFORCESUK 2 years ago
ROFL, that really did happen?
Compwhiz128 2 years ago
Steve was Right.
Mehedict 2 years ago
roaaargh! yarrr! harr!
hurr durr
ThisIsCleverUsername 2 years ago
Is he crazy?
aValerio123 2 years ago
He is the KING!
tahaa7 2 years ago
классный мужик =)
Onotoleu 2 years ago
balmers is good!
guos89 2 years ago 2
Say what you will about Steve, but i find his attitude hilarious! He brings a more human side to the CEO
kazzama 2 years ago 6
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highway788 2 years ago
I suddenly feel the need to buy microsoft products...
beepzoo 2 years ago 2
Asshole wanted 50% of the profits.
anontix 2 years ago
You should change the word Asshole to Microsoft
Illasera 2 years ago
He said 50 cents, which still makes him an asshole.
jimgenius5 2 years ago
i love it!
ikt123 2 years ago
Oh, my God! He became monkey boy once more...
FilthyPervert 2 years ago
He "became"?
Monkey Boy always lives inside him, waiting to be unleashed upon unexpected web/developers.
...Basically, say what you will about Ballmer, but you gotta admit the Monkey Boy side of him is fucking awesome. :P
NoNameAtAll11 2 years ago 3
I can't believe what a fool Ballmer is...
tahaa7 2 years ago
fuck you...ballmer is the man u cunt
ehwilliams84 2 years ago