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  • u want 50 cent ?? take that B*tch, take that....

  • I'm surprised he didn't turn super size green and ripped his shirt off.

  • This would be great if i could hear it

  • 37 personas no son desarrolladoras web

  • I just love the guy... #UncommonCEOs

  • i had to go out and buy a pair of speakers just to hear this video

  • Microsoft has been pissing in the face of web developers since the beginning. How damn hard was it to finally add workable CSS support to IE9?

  • God i love steve ballmer :D

  • what a shame...

  • Thumbs up for Steve Jobs :-)

  • @revinriley

    no, just no.

    thumbed down

  • Now if only he was a good CEO instead of a good spokesperson.

  • Developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers , developers ...

  • Thumbs ub for Steve Ballmer :-)

  • funniest ceo ever!

  • Haha you gotta love him· i love tis company!!!

  • Crazy stuff

  • you forgot the S

  • damn why is he still working? his salary already exceeds his lifespan :S

  • Lol haha how can you not love Steve Ballmer!!!

  • What a douchebag ffs.

  • he's like bomb and seems to be total nuts, but on the other hand the MS software under Ballmer's leadership got better compared to Gates' days. Windows 7 is actually good OS.

  • Any boss can pretty much act the way he wants. It's his business (or hers) and they can do whatever they want.

  • You ask ANYBODY who works for Microsoft. They love their jobs. The feel secure and see a future for themselves. Whereas at Apple, all the real workhards are scared to death of getting fired over an inevitable leak. That's no way to work.

  • Microsoft != webdevelopers

    

  • Totally cool guy :D

  • Imbecile !

  • I Love Ballmer. The energy he can bring to a room is just amazing.

  • Ballmer is a funny guy. =] Better sense of humor than Gates had.

  • I can't stand the guy...

  • My attitude toward Ballmer just went up about 3 ticks. At least the guy can laugh at himself.

  • @rhubbard1821 He just likes having fun.

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  • Developers Develepors Develepors.

  • And that is why Microsoft has gone in the toilet recently...

  • @ZacBoska uhm, why? they got some great products at the moment. and steve ballmer is cool B)

  • #developers developers developers develop#

  • web dev?i bet he doesnt feel = to all,imagine the webdev that pushed ecmascript so hard that ms had to reverse their thinking and are still playing catchup to THIS day even tho javascript has been out of years(netscape)it was dismissed back then as a fade)ms still hasnt caught up !they still hope to convert javascript user to their way of doing.like that will ever happen es5 (javascript is the most widely used ,and even ms own acnowledge ,html5?lol not for a decade lol.javascript=WEB LANGAGE

  • with a 13 billion dollar paycheque, perhaps he should consider investing in some anti-perspirant.

    shit man, i bet that dude sitting beside him is distanced a couple of metres for a *reason*

  • What a freaking idiot. Ballmer is an embarrassment to all man kind.

  • 13 Billion Dollars, 13 Billion Dollars, 13 Billion Dollars!

  • priceless

  • Steve jobs is better.

  • @Kyuuqsoft At sucking cock.

  • The leader of a nerd cult, nerdy enough himself.

  • "...living in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

  • Those mice are saying to me, "Where is that fatneck William? We want more leaves; we want more branches".

  • Am i the only One who got diz Strange Sound?

  • Steve Ballmer talks, you listen. Very powerful speaker

  • well, for a kid like that it's funny, but for steve ballmer.. he just made 5 million bucks in 57 secs :)

  • Am I the only one who hates Microsoft but LOVES Steve Ballmer? This guy is off his meds and it's better than the carnival.

  • The following statement is neither a joke nor an insult.

    I seriously think he could be a stand up comedian. He seems to have the timing, the voice, etc.

  • @borgondio thats cos he sounds like Loud Howard from Dilbert.

  • Maybe if he shouted "KIN developers! KIN developers! KIN developers" the Kin would've lived another few days :P

  • HE ASKED HIM TO SHOUT THAT JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE A REMIX OF THAT.

  • Ballmer is the worst CEO in the history of American capitalism. What a douche.

  • he sounds more like "web developas" instead of web developERs

  • He´s sooo cool... that is what I call passion.

    For more passion, see this great webbsite, fear21.se

  • THIS

    IS

    WEB DEVELOPEEERS

  • He is so exaggerated in voice and movements. I never liked the guy, but this is just disgusting.

    He's like the same annoying commercial over and over again on constant repeat.

    DAMN, I am glad, I do not work a Microsoft. Poor emplyees....

    No wonder they would rather work for Google.

  • DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

    First time I heard it i thought it was a serious song. xDxDxDxD

  • web developers FTW!!!!

  • He should be in 300

  • awesome.. His networth is $14 Billion as of March 2010. Steve Ballmer, wikipedia

  • WEB DEVELOPAS!!!!

  • I'm confused, why is he a retard?

  • FIFTY SEX

  • hahahaha too funny

  • Atta boy Stevie! Have MS develop some more Windows crap!

  • Steve Ballmer is funny and awesome guy. Long life to him and a good products and developers tools to come. Thank you Steve.

  • awesome guy haha

  • he sucks

  • i want to see Steve Jobs screaming: No Flash for Web developers and getting standing ovation.

  • @Mishkafofer I'd rather see an iPad thrown at his face with a giant angry face scribbled on the screen with a sharpie :P

  • @bkisme heheh, don't you get mad about the idea of buying apps from apple when there's is plethora of flash games on the web? I mean, didn't Apple and Adobe married in Catholic wedding in the 80's? Bla Bla Bla Mac's are for Graphic Design Bla Bla

  • haha,

    good one , but "developers" was more energized

  • .

    STATUS QUO: HISTORY...meet TREND. TREND...HISTORY! Well, if you'll excuse me! I believe you two will find that you have quite a bit in common!

    .

    TREND: So what do you do?

    HISTORY: I'm successfully retired!

    TREND: Oh? From what?

    HISTORY: From making Microsoft rape Apple in every Insanely-Great Port

    TREND: Sounds promising...AND LUCRATIVE! I'll definitely be looking into THAT!

    HISTORY: Yeah, you can't lose, there! Believe me...I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE!

  • Bunch of idiots having fun looking at a gorilla shouting...

  • Software developers sounds good too

  • Not enough coke in his system to be as epic as the first one

  • hes just to loud..and stupid

  • you will never acheive anywhere near this mans success, you are a pile of shit

  • lmao, I wouldn't mind working for Ballmer just so I can see him do that shit around the Office all day.

  • We all this is a big Lie, If he'd love web Developers, he wouldn't have become the CEO of the company that created Internet Explorer

  • i think he's about to go super saiyan!!!!

  • Steve Ballmer may not be the best CEO... but If you think about it; you'll prefer him as your chief more than your actual boss....

  • if i work 4 acircus ok

  • @Mackaber lol, sometimes he's kinda crazy :P

  • @Mackaber He hasn't a clue how to deal with Apple and Google

  • @MartiW That is only because Google acts so damn fast. It is unpredictable, and I like it, allso because Google do not ban Open Source ;)

  • @Mackaber Thats what you call "Motivation" in "Management" ;)

  • @Mackaber Steve is awesome. Sure, kinda loud (reminds me of my dad, he is almost the exact same way...sigh...life can be hard with him) but pritty awesome (if you don't have to live with it on a daily basis).

  • steve ballmer is a multimillionaire he can act anyway he chooses

  • @quest8899

    billionaire

  • @quest8899

    Gates is around 10 times richer and doenst go super sayayin

    xD

  • he's not that into "developers" thing like bullmer do.

  • @quest8899 lol youre wrong, hes a multi BILLIONAIRE

  • @quest8899 no idiot. he is a billionaire

  • @quest8899

    Multi Billionaire

  • @quest8899 multibillionaire. and to mackaber, he is one of the best CEOs, creating 8 different divisions within microsoft that generate over $1 billion in profit each. xbox live alone makes $1 billion.

  • @quest8899 he's a billionaire.

  • @quest8899 multibillionaire, actually. though you're right - he can do so.

  • @quest8899 thats multiBILLIONAIRE. lol

  • @quest8899 Having multi-millions gives you special freedoms? Huh...

  • @quest8899 *billionaire

  • @quest8899 multibillionaire

  • that evil that this man, by God

  • Fuck this guy is so loud! hahahaha

  • crazi boy (rofl)

  • Ballmer is a multi-millionaire, so I guess he's a pretty smart "retarded" guy, isn't he.

  • @gordon777777 BILLIONAIRE

  • Steve Ballmer is by far the coolest CEO ever!

  • I love Steve Ballmer.

  • What about screaming to get a hold of some IE bug fixers while you are at it, Baldmer.

  • wtf ? this is an idiot

  • was that a question or do you struggle with the English language?

  • Ballmers retarted

  • @fuzzynavel100 Who doesn't? Retard. That is called business.

  • apple kicks microsoft right in the balls with every new product. Then, microsoft copies the popular apple products and then just gets drowned with kicks in the balls of apple coming out with fresh new ORIGINAL devises that are so much better than any of their computers or pathetic "zunes". GO APPLE!

  • @AlyoshaB wow its like:

    Apple, Sony, Nintendovs. Microsoft

    3 vs 1 and Microsoft is still in the business game. But yeah Zune (HD) sucks because it barely has apps. To me iPod touch was the first device to appeal to a wider target audience (not just business owners and employees) along with having more developers supporting it and growing. Yet I still love using Microsoft computers.

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  • dude.theres nothing else to say.

    all marketing

  • Something about him just strikes me as CREEPY.

    Goddamn weirdo

  • EPIC WIN

  • I do (not very) very not like ballmer, but I hat to say, that his is funny as well

  • i like him :'D

  • I like Steve Ballmer.

    He has passion.

    I may not agree with him.

    Everything has it's place and purpose.

  • Me too. This guy is great.

  • yup

  • @valimar77

    Maybe he has passion, but...

    Remember the news about those leaked emails showing that even Microsoft's own developers got burned in the "Vista-capable" mess? Well, I read some, and one thing was very noticeable: Ballmer tended to write nothing but one or two very short phrases, all in uppercase.

    That really doesn't give me the impression of him being intelligent.

  • @valimar77 Very True!

  • lol

  • If you only read hardware specs and prices you go like "macs are worthless", "Yo can get more for less money", "It is incompatible"... And so on... But when you get your hands on one of this things... You change your mind completely.... I'm a former windows user, and a windows developer by the way... Now i have a mac book pro and i love it :)

  • This video was very useful for me indeed.

  • People essentially don't like Mac because they've never actually tried it or they're ignorant... I'm not a Mac person. I'm for Linux. I prefer to control the OPERATING SYSTEM rather than it controlling me with it's proprietary B.S...

    But hey, that's just my opinion...

  • i agree with you totaly

  • i hated mac until i tried one and now am switching all P.C to macs

  • im using linux too, its cool

  • so much inspiration for me

  • I don't care what anyone says, Steve is awesome!

  • Both. I'm not biased...

  • nice one!

  • Yea he is :)

    Very lively and emotional guy he is, too. ;)

  • did he just call him a monkey?

  • What a monkey racist.

  • lol

  • I think Web Developer's a pretty cool guy eh? Makes Steve Ballmer act like an idiot and doesn't afraid of ANYTHING.

  • does he thinks he's cool or something?

  • I'm afraid he does lol. The funniest thing about this creep is that windows doesn't really need pr. it pretty much sells itself (always has been). So I don't think Ballmer contributed in any significant way to the growth of Microsoft. If anything he held it back. But judging from his performances he must think he did it all. A classical case of manic delusion. I think Ballmer is bipolar and cries a lot at home.

  • wow, such beautiful words my friend..=)

  • If so, how do you explain the fact he is the CEO now? I doubt Billy would put someone who hasn't done anything significant for Microsoft to such position. BTW the bipolar disorder is curable, so maybe the first monkey boy was a manic delusion but on this video he looks fine.

  • They both copied Xerox with the GUI concept.

  • us web developers look nothing like those two nerds asking the question. what's with the bluetooth? take that shit out if you are not driving.

  • web dubble whoppaaz!!

  • Yea, he would take 50 cents too wouldn't he. Damn fat cheapskate.

  • hahaha...

    NO !! steve ballmer ur lame

  • LOLOLOL steve you rule

  • I was on a flight with Steve Ballmer. Lon-NY, YES first class I was upgraded due to air-miles. ( I pulled out my MACBOOK Pro and used it he couldn't help saying what a shite piece of engineering.. bah de blah however I didn't tell him that my copy of Vista business edition running on VMware was pirated!) LOL! I have never purchased a legit copy of windoze ever. Thankyou China!

  • ROFL, that really did happen?

  • Steve was Right.

  • roaaargh! yarrr! harr!

    hurr durr

  • Is he crazy?

  • He is the KING!

  • классный мужик =)

  • balmers is good!

  • Say what you will about Steve, but i find his attitude hilarious! He brings a more human side to the CEO

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  • I suddenly feel the need to buy microsoft products...

  • Asshole wanted 50% of the profits.

  • You should change the word Asshole to Microsoft

  • He said 50 cents, which still makes him an asshole.

  • i love it!

  • Oh, my God! He became monkey boy once more...

  • He "became"?

    Monkey Boy always lives inside him, waiting to be unleashed upon unexpected web/developers.

    ...Basically, say what you will about Ballmer, but you gotta admit the Monkey Boy side of him is fucking awesome. :P

  • I can't believe what a fool Ballmer is...

  • fuck you...ballmer is the man u cunt