Jory Caron Opens Mail & Shit... - Singing Telegram...

[tomhansonlover]

where do you get all the samples??

[TheSpaaz2]

and i understood matrices or whatever



[TheSpaaz2]

GINGER ALE!!! (has no soul) but i still love it

[jissandra]

i wish i could seriously have those baby things, liek the formula. my sister is going to really need them -.- , hilarious video btw

[bigtaquito]

The first one.....

[SuicideNeil]

People in the UK pronounce it 'Car-a-be-yen' :) ( re: Caribbean pronunciation ).

[Kingofcorrect]

other than you of course!

[Kingofcorrect]

Zac is my favorite from AngryFilms

[spongefreaky]

get thayt freak outa here no one likes his singing !!!!!!!!

[Vasquez99999]

Spanish fail -:P

[destinyrider22]

i say Care-uh-bee-an.

[SpartanStig117]

i dont want one position i want all positions

[SpartanStig117]

what is real? how do you define real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

[agatho123]

I say ca ribbean

[LucarioOfDoom]

37:35 I wrote "be careful, the CARD is not laminated well." No candy, sorry. (This is a seperate channel than the one on the letter.)

[itsyarra]

Haaah Dwight reference, nice

[Decker22]

I just Herped my Derp...

[darren3571]

I used to open mail, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[KirbyCrossing]

Zac is beast. His Channel is one of my favorite on YouTube.

[calgalchic]

you can freak people out by eating those candy cigarettes because they wouldn't know it's candy

[TomDrummerAndSkater]

did Zac eat any of them candy sticks?,looks like he just put them in his mouth for a couple of minutes and then thrown them away

[Hidepride]

There is a local candy store that sells rare, exotic and otherwise really hard to find candy. Before I buy anything, is there anything you're not willing to eat even if its covered in some sort of candy?

[HappyTheSandwich]

care-ih-be-en

[XimmortelleXkittenX]

you didn't pick a postcard winner....

[JPizzle1122]

@Decker22 - Fun fact: TMS wasn't canceled.

[Kingofcorrect]

@JPizzle1122

No, it ended at the discretion of the creator. Much like Spaced, which was awesome as well.

[bluemoonicecream22]

Omgosh just do it yourself, this guy is annoying. we subbed for you not your friends

[PainGamez]

Jory get rid of Zac he talks too much this video wasn't fun :(

[tfrenay78]

08:20 I'm pretty sure that should be Sabrina Amiga

[bingostar826]

i just cant finish the video. that guy is annoying and talks over you too much. my wife and i love your mail videos and are getting a package together for you but i really didnt like this one.

[Mr123Gibson]

why so many commercials? Up your own ass lately?

[Dlittleindian]

0-O 4... commercial... interupptions

[roadran422]

Who won the postcard thing?

[roadran422]

Make sure that the candy isn't made in somewhere like China or Shitland or something like that...

[megandinosuar1]

the tissues are not edible. bathrooms in japan don't always have toilet paper so you carry those around for when you need to go.

[TheCrazybatty]

what the hell I just found this but it never came to my sub box :(

[adamparsonsonline]

[shakes fist in the air] GLUUUUUTEEEENNNNNNN!

[chikenshitconformist]

I would illegally download the short letter song.

[Guerrillablackdog]

Jory, brighten the video. Seriously dude. Click "Edit Video" that's to the right of the "Edit Info" button, that's above the title (The people that watch they're uploaded videos can see little special buttons to edit the info and the video itself. You can also see the analytics of the video) The lighting really ruins the video man. I'm still clicking like though, because I like you a lot. :)

[killdoser666]

mail and shiz --- Sent From jpizzle1122's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[jessshaun623]

The only thing my insomniac mind remembers from this is WEEZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =w=

[eljohannr]

LMAO I sent the virgin mary because it had a car advertisement on the back! I thought it was terrible advertising. I love you Jory...no homo though bro.

TWEET IT: #nohomothoughbro

[busterbladerpwn]

@eljohannr ALL THE HOMO!

[Wirld]

Neither of those looked like Broken Social Scene covers...

[xdiesease]

Zach reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson with that candy cigarette in his mouth.

[hawkmore]

This is your singing telegram I hope it finds you well...

your invited to a party cause' we think your really swell!

Gummy's turning one year old so help us celebrate

The cake will be delicious the festivities first-rate!

I'm totally not fitting all that in...

<3

[cgtrumpet]

16:24 its starcraft 2

[sportslover967]

well it techinically is the windmill hut song. so your still kinda right

[abcdefgwynn]

I sent you two cards right before you moved. Will you still get the cards?

[Hibiscus41191]

Dad, I am football team.

[xdiesease]

Sweet Mad Men reference.

[Hibiscus41191]

CHRIS DOUCHE

[ebrach121]

That was the best video in a while. And prob more fun for you to open it with friends. Do so again :) many much <3 :D

[PatrickTheDevil]

Jory Delete the fucking dude.

he is very irritating with hit music and he talk to muts.

[cgtrumpet]

@PatrickTheDevil i happen to think zach is funny and sould be on the show more often.... actually i think he should have more guests in general

[magnacore11]

That was either cocaine...or anthrax...post 9/11 paranoia resumes...>.<

[chaveznieves]

This is your singing telegram,

I hope it finds you well.

You're invited to a party

'cause we think you're really swell!

Gummy's turning one year old,

So help us celebrate--

The cake will be delicious,

The festivities first-rate!

[NicendFF]

@chaveznieves Godamnit, I wanted to post that.

[bulen0]

what is up with commercial in the middle of the video :S

[Monticka]

I'm sorry Jory, I love you and your videos, but I don't like sidekicks at all! (Sorry Ryan.. And in this case, Zach.)

Really wanted to watch it all the way through, but I can't stand it.. :(

[Mranonymous258]

Zachary Little was quite good :D

[PsychoLobster2006]

Hey... Did you ever get what I sent you? It was a Bud Lite bottle opener and a map? ♥♥♥

[bjthecool3]

lololol this was funny, HA BISKY!

[JoryisbetterthanJon]

Great video, HA BISKY!

[WeaselWJ]

I loved this episode, hilarious and good editing, a favourite. HA BISKY!

[kkkennedykk]

october 3rd card arrives, episode shot on november 6th, episode online december 5th, crazy!

[n00burt]

@Jory I believe the thing that freaked you out around 44:00 was a Tenga egg. Throw that in youtube search to find out about it. :P

[WeaselWJ]

@n00burt LOL omg it seems it is. Thanks for that.

[Drag0nboy12]

great vid but i think that the guitar just doesn't go along with the opening mail. he's great and can be there, just no guitar.

[PerregoProduction]

Somebody should do some Ha Bisky Dubstep

[harper222]

@PerregoProduction no one should dubstep anything >=(

[taylor4eva1987]

LOL those egg things are called Tena Eggs, you use them to jerk off. HAHAHAH! Don't Ask how i know that.

[alsclau123123]

just do it alone jory

I hate the singing part

so annoying

not attacking zac it's just that it is inappropriate

[dannajude]

Haha jory got dem moves like Margaret thatcher

[cpPete993]

So it IS a total coincidence, then?

I am now considering sending Jory a custom singing card with Pinkie's Singing Telegram in it. I should totally do that. Tomorrow.

[DarthVantos]

Jory is that your boyfriend? Every time i see you, your in another hotel with a different man.

YOU DIRTY WHORE! ='(

[kzew]

wear your Russian hat in one of your vids

[tylanol7]

can i borrow a dollar...please XD

[ununhexium]

i'm so glad you live by zac little

[SidOfOdin]

Fine leather goods, treat yo' self!

[hoohaas4life]

i love how zac picks up everything jory tosses away lol

[jja1990]

@Jory I googled those eggs... You lube it up and put your junk in it... LADIES?

[blackfool101]

jory is it possible that the editor dude edited out my 21 postcards bc i sent them right after the other mail vid....PLEASE ANSWER

[Jory]

@blackfool101 next video... I got them... alllll of them...

[harper222]

@Jory alllll ooooof theeeeem

[simplystatic]

auuugh the lighting

[Jory]

@simplystatic yeah... my camera is no good in low light...

[al2ka]

@Jory was the powder planned or should We all be worried

[videogamer55]

@al2ka its just flour they said it 3 times at the beggining

[Nirvanaguy007]

Include Zac in more of these...that shit was hilarious

[Hkmedic]

i say caribeanseses

[theawesomestawesomer]

@Jory Here: /watch?v=Ezjtppj7Gkw

[Narutotaku93]

whos the girl?

[SniperMod90]

Here the fox discussion or some shi... around 1:00

watch?v=fqEDIFfy4Yg&feature=re­lated

[534seeds]

are the candy cigarettes the reason you made the drug videos?

[SniperMod90]

NOW I KNOW WHAT BRONY MEANS hahaha....

Brothers in Ponies a.k.a Bronies or Brony.

[blinx615]

According to UrbanDictionary:

Brony -

A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

[SniperMod90]

Jory listen, I also had no Idea what a brony is...usually speak german anyway. Checkt that vid I found including the word brony XD.

watch?v=X0sW8KrZF5s

[rbmania5]

I agree with @bunearylover7

[MakaSkys]

 Where the hell is Ryan?! and Google transulate fails everytime in any language :/

[shaumoore]

Jory if i wanted to sent u a case of great beer where would i send it and what kind of beer do u love best? 

[RobertSwinzenberg]

@shaumoore I don't think you're aloud to send alcohol..

[TTEchidna]

Aw man, you didn't get my postcard...

[ThatCrazyLiberal]

anthrax? lol

[jahnathin]

are you and matrix really friends? or does he really want to rape you? please answer.

[matrixdevonshire]

@jahnathin I want to shove a pickle up his pooper, and watch a bendy straw come out of his mouth! Now doesn't that sound MAGICAL!

[TheGoobuster]

"Smells like fresh... Youth."



[GaryYudman]

Why do you put a dot-dot-dot after things you say before you say the next thing? You even do that in the video titles...

[matthehat]

Yay! Zach!

[RandomliHyper]

JORY IT'S KEH-LOH-NAH. From, a BCer~

[narfboy93]

Zac, Y U No Play Pink Floyd with that Postcard that had "Wish You Were Here" on it?

[IrradiatedTV]

Oh, and I say kærə'biən.

[creationofart]

I feel kinda special, i got a part of the video all to my self I guess it helps when my box is forgotten , more candy on the way Jory

[Bunearylover7]

Jory, please have Jon AND Riley in the next mail video like Zach's in this one.

[ryanwinklevoss]

dah dah dah dah dah batman! anyone catch that around 14:40

[finaldestinyx]

i used to open mail like jory..then i took an arrow to the knee

[IrradiatedTV]

Jory + Zac = 2x Awesome.

[piccolo3431]

>3 that is greater than 3.

<3 is less than 3

[Lymice]

took me almost 2 hours to watch this.. but it was worth it! im so gonna send you something in mail soon...! not yet sure what.. but map of my home town would be a great start :))

now it could be bed time, so .. good morning? 4am ! need to wake up in 6 hours and go shopping.. :)

[fatbradlehs]

we know who got the good looks in that family!! jorys bro is UGGG LEE!! JORY IS SO CUTE!!

[9000pivot]

ca-ra-bee-an

[Skinscorcher999]

@Jory I sent the Japanese candy :) How'd you like it?

[xDq231x]

Sorry Jory the guitar playing and your friend ruins the whole video.

[rockandsockandrobot]

@xDq231x Happy to be of service!

[XxlorielovebearxX]

I think you forgot to pick a winning post card..

[CraigSpannier]

Harris

[mrfoozy47]

Care Rib Bee Anne

[RandomliHyper]

kerr-ah-bee-an!

[TheSimonSpeaks]

i sent the glucose, my friend uses it, he hands them out all the time cuz theyre so delicious...

[luvthenight]

that purple microwave will match my purple fridge....(crushed childhood dream) and purple mixer (its actually stainless steel...)

[MiserablerHurensohn]

I used to say cara be an but now I say ca ri be an. Go ahead and mix the red pills with the blue pills because its like taking a purple pill and those are the best.

[XxlorielovebearxX]

Caribbean.



[SSFF6B]

I have the strangest feeling that Jory's a brony...

[Jory]

@SSFF6B I have no idea what that is...

[FirstShirtBeastblood]

@Jory A brony is a bro that's addicted to My Little Pony.

[ghost9431]

@Jory brony: A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

[RandomliHyper]

@Jory A Brony is a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic who is outside of the intended age zone. Bro + Pony = Brony. I think they said that because one of the characters, Pinkie Pie, does a singing telegram. One of the top comments left by andreasfr1 is the song.

[janetlc69]

@Jory a brony is a guy who likes My Little Pony ^_^

[SteamingBurito]

@Jory a guy that watches and enjoys the animated series "my little pony"

[phildog128]

@Jory A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

[superninjaducky]

@Jory watch MLP FIM and your life will change!

[CaptMumbling]

@superninjaducky For the worse.. lol

[macalaca2000]

@superninjaducky send him a package of all s1 on dvd (the dvd comes out sometime soon, i hope)

[Mrsniper011]

@Jory thank god he doesn't know what it is. do not become a brony

[toontownrules413]

@Jory a brony is a man that likes the show my little pony

[SecksTornado]

@Jory Watch My Little Pony, fall in love; Become Brony.

[geek935]

@Jory Brony = A typical fan of my little pony.

[TrevMaster3000]

@SSFF6B Lol I asked him that on Twitter. XD

[RichardULZ]

@SSFF6B i thought the exact same thing.

[garfieldandfriends1]

@SSFF6B Same Here!

[ColaEuphoria]

Rainbow Dash is best pony.

[rbmania5]

@matrixdevonshire shut up don't mess with jory you jerk offer of fat men or meaty men gay whatever go bother someone elsewhere

[BlooWolfy]

Jory, would you ever date a fan?

[popst4reals007]

yay you got my shitload of mail soooo happy it got to you and it pop-st-4-reals. the st is short for star. it could also be street too i guess

[HighScore324]

trick or treat for unicef collects money not candy

[slixshoota]

Jory would make a great Pinkie Pie.

[solidsnakefovever]

care a bein

[tadshackles]

DRAWRINGS!

ICWUDT!

[jayjayjames2332]

This is annoying with your friend. No offense. I can't watch the whole thing already had enough after one letter.

[Lorcify]

car a be an !

[StephSides]

"I don't want to raise my blood sugar!" Zac eating 3 pieces of candy at the same time.

[kazooga1234]

lmao i think zac has been watching to many of kassemg's stuff because kassem does things like that on his vids and super ha bisky mail vlog

[rikko338]

Blue is not the pill Gotham deserves, but it's the one it needs right now

[MegaGPlus]

The first thing that came to mind was Pinkie's telegram when I saw this in my sub box.

[rikko338]

Carribean