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  • wtf

  • 00923336001154 gay can contact me

  • @shahbazpattal faggot

  • i am gay anyone??????

  • fuk

    

  • What he doing in the 33 years?

    why so early come if just to protect Jesus? ==

  • But for now, let us eat.

    *Slams door* *scans*

    eat this, boom!

  • ja ja ja ¿what's more childish, Terminator or the Bible? ¿the robot from the future or the invisible friend in the sky?

  • @juanpefernandez The later: There WILL be robots in the future :)

  • where the hell does he get all the bullets:P

  • The Second Law of Thermodynamics: the Universe cannot move from disorder to order

    Evolution from disordered dust to the order of stars and planets and life IS NOT POSSIBLE naturally.

  • @devout2Jesus Complete and utter bullshit. You need to go back to school and stop spreading dishonest lies. The second law of thermodynamics says absolutely nothing about disorder within a system, you probably confuse it with the laws of entropy. Also I would like to know when creationists are going to learn that evolution have absolutely nothing to do with neither the creation of the universe, nor the creation of life.

  • Can we stop with the religious debates? People, have you beliefs and let them be your own- no need to try to force them onto others.

  • what are you, some kind of wise guy?

  • stop stop stop killing judas ahhahahha datz funny

  • That didnt happen in T3 O.o?

  • judas died 3 times

    no mercy

  • where did he get the gun from?

  • is this a teaser for a movie or just a parody video ?

  • Whoever made this video this is not funny. This is our only one God and you made fun of him. He is the one who made us. arent you thankful for what he does? WHAT A SHAME!

  • @smilez495 Hey this is just a joke, no offense intended.

  • @smilez495 your right. this isn't funny, it's freakin hilarious. live a little would ya?

  • @smilez495 At least Terminator didn't kill Jesus.

  • Pontus Pilate at 10 o'clock... cric crac BOOM !!! Hahahaha

  • Dont worry, *puts on sunglasses* he'll be back

  • WHY?:D:D:D:DD:D

  • Nice, very nice ;) this film is very funny . Parody with jesus are the best . Dont you thing

  • What the fuck are you talkin about mate?

  • yeh!sure  man vs terminator life / debt.

    jesus beats all heroes any day.example.life of jesus ,death,risen body .rev:to john-seeing HIS FACE HEAVEN & EARTH FLED & THERE WAS FOUND NO PLACE FOR THEM.NEW HEAVEN NEW EARTH BEST UPDATES ON BIBLE,CBC,UK.CHARIS

  • is this a real movie? beacuse it is fucking asweone

  • The atheists are right...God doesn't exist. I trust that settles the matter.

  • @Macgonagle76 doesn't settle the matter, God is real and he is in our lives

  • is there movie ?? O.o

  • where the heck did arnold got those glasses and the shotgun?

  • He said "watch your back,10 o'clock

  • @087861421358 if you listen, he says: Pontious pilate at 10'oclock. all the best tim

  • 4:14 what does he say someone tell me please!

  • Best parody ever seen.

    Don't worry, He'll be back.

  • Why

  • @truthseeker0183 I completely agree.

    Science is only a way to measure and catalog what God has created.

    But all Science really is, is a collection of theories that people should not rely on,in place of the One who really loves them.

  • @truthseeker0183 I know.

    But did the King James Version not say that the world is 6000 years old?

  • jesus is cumming in his pants..

  • @truthseeker0183 The King James Version contains many mistranslations.

    But yeah, He is returning one day.

  • @ForeverEmunah I heard the King James version wus the most correct version

  • @DarkHpokinsn No, there are many mistranslations.

    Such as Stag's being mistaken as Unicorns, and the Earth being 6000 years old, when it actually means in the original Hebrew, Six Unspecified Periods of time (Yom).

    Always trust the original Hebrew. :)

    For what is most likely the most accurate translation, read the New American Standard.

  • eat this

  • Stop! Stop killing Judas! *boom

  • why?

    

  • @ImaginaryTeam sure think fucker... say stupid things as long as you like.. like we fucking care asshole!!!

  • offensive yet funny

  • i wish this film would be real

  • And you can not go around killing prople!

    Why?

    Because, it is one of god's commandments: Thou shalt not kill.

    Why?

    Because it is a sin.

    Why?

    Because it's not nice.

    Why?

    Forgive him father. He's a robot from the future.

  • @dt849131 false. he is a cybernetic organism. living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

  • epic x)

  • Pontius Pilat at 10 o'clock....*BOOM* LOL

  • one of the best parodies ever :)

  • Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

  • @XzsonarzX Arnold shot Chuck Norris to death and Jesus watched.

  • Poor Judas xD

  • at the end at 4:14 he says "pontius pilate at 10 o'clock"

  • okay 1 thing... LOVE JESUS CHRIST ORR GO TO HELL SIMPLE AS THAT!!!!

  • For me, since I know HOW the power of faith creates miracles of the body, it can't do that for me. That's the problem when you put too much faith in science. Miracles ARE possible in certain cases, but only if you believe them to be possible.

  • I want your saandals, your robes, and your caaaamel. They should have said that.

  • stop killing judas lololololol

  • Blah blah blah...this that..blah blah blah...anyway the video is great lawl kill those romans with a shotgun xD

  • My best part is 03:12 - 04:19 GIMMY THAT THING ! XD

  • xD

    enjoying the night here my brother

    your robes give them to me.

    3magi: i come bare many gifts but my robes are not amoungthem

    what are you a wiseguy

    3magi:well, actually yes

    punch.

  • Jesus could walk on water. Humans are made 70% of water. So, if I walk on humans, am I 70% Jesus?

    

  • @xxhatexxfulxx dumb shithead! did you even read this malarkey before you posted it?

  • @ABscorpio1982 Oh fuck you ya cocksucing jew eat shit and die nigger

  • @xxhatexxfulxx HAHAHAHA, i'm not jewish. i think u wanted to make a funny, but Im sorry to say, you need a brain even to tell jokes. and you don't have one. so, go back to ehhh.... not writing dumb ass shit on the internet!

  • @ABscorpio1982 There is no vaccine against stupidity, So if i were you Shut the fuck up you dumb asshole, Im glad i dont jerk off to my mom

  • @xxhatexxfulxx if that vaccine existed, you'd be the firs in line!

  • @ABscorpio1982 Really?? Cause i know how to take a joke, So if i were you SHUT THE HELL UP, Youre probally being fucked my 6 black guys

  • @xxhatexxfulxx yup, ur right! and all those big muscular BLACK guys are looking for you. Apparently they have a problem with racism. Hmmmm...., I wonder why, you hateful amoeba!

  • @ABscorpio1982 Ok im racist???????? So fuck off you fucking retarded man whore assfucking uncle fucker

    If i was racist, You wouldnt want to know what id say to you

  • @xxhatexxfulxx ok, ok, stop freaking out. they are not REALLY coming after you. I was just making a point. Don't worry, feeble-minded skinhead, you can sit in front of your computer and insult black people, jesus and me all you want! hahahahaha

  • @ABscorpio1982 Wait, why did we post this shit over 2 comments?? Hahaha

  • @xxhatexxfulxx because it's funny!

  • @ABscorpio1982 I know right

  • @xxhatexxfulxx are we like friends now or what? LOL :P

  • @ABscorpio1982 Yep, pretty much, haha lol

  • @xxhatexxfulxx that's cute! LOL :)

  • @xxhatexxfulxx Yes, yes you are.

  • @xxhatexxfulxx LOOOOL

  • @xxhatexxfulxx

    and if you walk on watermelons, you'll be 90% jesus

  • @xxhatexxfulxx Well done Churchill :)

  • Schwarzennigger

  • @orkneymist you speak like yoda :P

  • @orkneymist BTW, christian don't depend on their imagination, instead we believe in god and his miracles

  • @orkneymist DUDE, i am wasting my fucking time talking to cunts like you. Fuck you, Fuck science, Fuck your bullshit explaination and Fuck you again for being such a FUCKER

  • @drloveazze science is 9999 times more interesting and inteligent like your god. i dont belice in jesus because i can't find the answer of this question... HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? .....LISTEN TO ME... in the begining there were somebody that haven't what to do, so they wanted to make a story and was maked the gob story OOOLEEE .... one time for ever GOD DOESN'T EXIST, omg omg omg

    (sorry for my bad english)

  • @viorel95marius hey well, man i had the same feeling too, at one time. But the reason why jesus christ could had done what he done is because he is god, yeah it is very hard to accept what the miracles god can do. But he is god and not human, therefore he is powerful. BELIEVE ME MY LIFE CHANGE WHEN I BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND JESUS CHRIST. I dont hate science, but i only use as a knowledge source only. Lastly, science cannot explain about spirirtual beings as well as evil spirit,but religious views do

  • @drloveazze ok, i dont know, but i cant belive this story with god. you know that the religion killed a lot of people in past, only because god is a bad story maked by people that dont knew what is science and many other thinks, so when they saw anythink that havent saw in past they thought its a miracle.

    AND when my parents and other teached me what is god, i was scared for his power...

  • @viorel95marius well, bro your parents and others shouldnt have sacred you towards god just because he has power....................jesus christ died for all of us even though was the son of god a.k.a god. and for those people who died in the past, i mean come on they will still die in the future,right? Well bro, hope i helped.............thanks for sharing bro,tc

  • @drloveazze ok, listen to me. i am not a bad boy. listen to me: i dont hate the religious people (i never say it to anyone) but i shared to youtube perople my opinion, and, i am sure, i never change it. thank you because you traied to change my opinion.

  • @viorel95marius uhm, i dont understand bro..................but what you just comment was something good right? Well your welcome, take care :)

  • @drloveazze man is like were the only people who dont think science is wha created us i swear if i here that science and evolution crap 1more time i would be so pissed

  • @MrGordonfive High 5 bro............:)

  • @MrGordonfive High 5 bro

  • @viorel95marius yes he is real dipshit how is science more interestin!?!?!? listen how did the plants got here animals humans did the blackness say oh i cant to make somethin perfect? no ifu actually read the Bible u would be proven wrong dude listen to me on the bile there are codes hidden and those code said stuff about 9/11 holocaust cambodia and much much more well when we die llets see whos right k?

  • @MrGordonfive ok dude. listen to me: all that is in the bible was written but it never (NEVER...) was tried to confirm what is said in the Bible. but... in the science everythink was tried to confirm the theory. the world was created billions of years, it cant be maked in 7 days. I can say that who wrote the Bible were very inspired, they were very good writers of fairy tales. without science we struggled to eat animals in the forest without use the pc or other that you like to use.

  • @viorel95marius if sience is so right why hvent people time travel and stuff or be flyin??? science is not always right..ok if u think science is right can u tell me cause the earth to form and how did it got the wild life and animals? oh but i dont think someone in the world would say hmm i feel like writin a 2000 page book

  • @MrGordonfive Your arguments are so stupid. Science has never indicated that it is possible to time travel, though it might be, who knows? And we can fly. We use something called a plane, or a helicopter. How do you think we got them? Did god make them? No, humans made them from their own ideas. Damn, if I ever were to meet a religious person that actually could come up with some strong, provable arguments, I would seriously give him a diploma!

  • @MrGordonfive

    1.) You misspelled "science"

    2.) Since you're asking for the reason to how Earth formed, and since you think Jesus is real, let me answer your question.

    By the way, you cant tell me to "Love Jesus or go to hell" simply because I don't want to... I could give you the same shit saying, "Love science or get sucked in by a black hole.. Here you go- Earth was born 4.2 billion years ago by asteroids colliding into one another. Their gravity attracted more to collide, making it big.

  • @MrGordonfive

    Continuing my explanation- Its size caused it to rotate around itself, making it into a sphere shape. Now, i can bet anyone you're probably going to say well, how was the universe made. BY THE BIG BANG. If you're a kid, I you will not understand, but judging by your comments, I don't think so... The Big Bang- happened about 14 billion years ago when a huge mass of subatomic particles(not atoms, and didn't form atoms yet) exploded, releasing everything out into open space.

  • @MrGordonfive

    Continuing-

    When this happened, these subatomic particles cooled, and then started to form atoms. Such like Hydrogen atoms, Oxygen, Helium, etc... These atoms began colliding into each other, not just by covalent/ionic bonds, but by nuclear bonds-fusion/fission. They made more atoms of different elements-like Neon/ Mercury/Sulfur, etc.. They began hitting each other, causing mater to form. This matter has gravity-causing other matter to collide with it-forming asteroids/meteors.

  • @MrGordonfive

    Then, plantes began forming. Now, you're going to ask-Where did subatomic particles come from? And I am going to say, that they were there already.... And then you would say, No, Jesus made them.. Well, let me tell you something, Jesus lived on Earth, so he didn't make it.... Jesus was born in BC era.. WAY after Earth was born. He didn't make it, he didn't make animals either, considering that he himself was one and was composed of cells!

  • @TexasChainDog ok what caused the big bang theory then? i think thats wrong because all of a sudden boom a universe is born?? really?? thats pretty much what the big bang theory is.. and how do u know my explanation is wrong? how do u know the bible is wrong if u can prove it oh wait u cant prove the bible wrong because it has so many facts about whtas happenin today

  • @MrGordonfive

    Okay, now people like you apparently just can't read, can they? I'm not hating on anyone's religion, that's first. Second, I told you that the compaction of subatomic particles finally burst. Picture it as a star. It gets bigger and bigger(not going to go in depth with it, kinda complicated) and then bursts into a supernova. That's exactly what happened, except it was HUGE. And it's not all of a sudden. It took time. To be honest, you didn't have an explanation.

  • @MrGordonfive

    And listen... the Bible is just an organization on thoughts-religious, emotional, practical..Dude, unless you show me that the Bible is right in ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE WAY, you're the one that's wrong. It's called NASA..It's called Astronomy.. It's called Science dude.. I for one indefinitely believe in science, being that it's still not a religion, but for the sole reason that it provides us with some-what accurate measures on what's happening in the near future, not the Bible.

  • @TexasChainDog u know what why dont u prove ME Wrong if u think u can prove me wrong u never tried u just said that science this science that... well what created the subatomic particles? were they just there?

  • @MrGordonfive

    1.) Yes, subatomic particles were always there. Think about it. It's logic; there just can't be "nothing' you know.

    2.) You want me to prove you wrong? Okay. "Death will be swallowed up forever. There will be no more hunger or illness, and death will cease."-- (Isaiah 25:8) It isn't always right. There still is death, illness, famine, etc. There.. proved it wrong. It said all of this stuff isn't going to happen, it already is happening in places everywhere!

  • @TexasChainDog did u read the rest on isaiah?? thats when the earth had vanished

  • @MrGordonfive

    You're turn. To be frank, I think I shouldn't be the only one disproving things here. Here's your task- Disprove my statement saying, "......well, let me tell you something, Jesus lived on Earth, so he didn't make it.... Jesus was born in BC era.. WAY after Earth was born. He didn't make it, he didn't make animals either, considering that he himself was one and was composed of cells!" Disprove the FACT that Jesus didn't create the Earth, okay? Let's see if you can do that....

  • @TexasChainDog wtf? dude people did live in bc era! even scientist had proving people did like what tha heck..look i get i why atheist and science believers might think Jesus isnt real but sometimes u cant just see stuff to believe

  • @MrGordonfive

    Dude, I'm not saying that he never existed. I'm not saying that he's a fake. I'm just saying that he is not the ultimate creator, like you said.

  • @TexasChainDog are you agnostic?

  • @JomartheGreat

    nope. I'm just a science dude haha.

    I'm not saying he never existed, but he def. wasn't the creator of everything

  • @TexasChainDog Is because Jesus came God sent his only son to earth to forgive our sins or else we should be dead

  • @MrGordonfive

    Last thing- I'm not saying he never existed, and I'm not hating anyone's religion. That's you and your thoughts, and you have every right to them. But, I posted this because 1.) You asked for an explanation. 2.) So others can see.

    One more thing, don't go telling people to believe in what you believe in.. It's wrong.

    Plus, this isn't as you said 2,000 pages. It isn't even one.. I wrote these many comments in simplistic terms, and to basically summarize whatever NASA is working on.

  • @orkneymist well bro, i will go choose c) none of the above. And btw, fuck science because it can not prove everything, while christian mythology can. Lastly, your description of death wasn't wrong, but it is a very sad and dull concept for people like you...............so as conclusion, science sucks and religion rocks. I pray for you to come out of this science nonsence. tc

  • @orkneymist Well, the christian mythology is better, more spiritual and has more logic than what you just explain!!!!! and the reason why i think you need help is because you are living in a fantasy world of your own............so please go and get help for yourself

  • date is not 25 dec, it's 7.jan.!!!!!!

  • @orkneymist YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

  • "Eat This!"

  • why is there not a hq/hd version of this parody

  • wow.. this is a comedy video.. stop making debates and get outa here trolls and morons...!!! we are suppose to enjoy this idiots!!!!

  • @blitzaxis trolls dont debate they just cause havoc. your argument is invalid

  • @Megaphreshness err.. i know that.. i meant it for the morons and idiots... ^^

  • Omg!!! Funny!

  • why does everyone have to have a religious debate on a video that was suppose to be a joke? just shut up and enjoy the video

  • JESUS CHRIST IS AWESOME!!! ...Arnold? Not so much :/

  • OH YEAH he's coming back alright! the Guv-na of Culi-forinia just dipped into the latino's gene pool!! AND LIED FOR 9 YEARS. let's see you terminate all that back child support...cuz you know that mexican chick he was messin' around with is NOT going to let this be. You done did it now Arny!! Welcome to your new mexican family man'g!!. Congrats. say hi to lil' arny or should i say Fernando.

  • I hate respecting people's beliefs. I don't respect the beliefs of the KKK. Why should I respect the beliefs of Christians who believe in talking donkeys, that gays are sinners, that evolution doesn't occur, and that I'm going to be tortured for eternity if I don't believe what they believe.

  • @orkneymist Im not saying it doesnt work have I?.Yeah,the same scientific knowledge that has lead to massive destruction weapons,the creation of many infections and bacteria.Im not saying science is bad.Everything has it's good things and its bad things.Wether you like it or not.

  • @Siuluchiha

    people think mass infections and bacteria are modern? they are as old as the world itself. the black plague for example...1300's. Religion is an excuse people use so they don't have to face their own moral choices and put it all on someone else..diety or ortherwise. the fact is even christianity is borrowed from the hebrews, that was borrowed from the egyptians and that was borrowed from the sumarians. I've studied them all and they say the same thing.

  • @irishwolf81 Its not an excuse choosing to believe in something...besides that doesnt changes you decide what's good and bad for your life..

  • @orkneymist like I said if it works for you then good luck with it.But here is one for you that a famous wise and smart man said.

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

  • ahahahah

    

  • @orkneymist well good for you,if that helps you in your daily life then keep at it.

  • xd wi er da erscheint und die wachen killt

  • Yes!

  • As long as jesus is not humiliated or mocked , it is a joke , as a christian i don't mind about it

  • @kailoonthedog Like if they show someone punching out Jesus, that's when you get offended so i agree with you, but above all else his appearance is to be respectable.

  • Why?

  • to answer your question @ saintjohnalabama i think he said "what are you a glutton for punishment?" i think that's what i've heard

  • lmfaooooo dis shit is so fuckin funny loooolz

  • STOP..STop killing Judas!! XD rofl

  • pontius pilate at ten o clock

  • what he asked on 2:25??

  • Terminator:- What arey you, some kind of wise guy?

    Judas:- Well !_ Actually Yes.

    Terminator hit judas.

    Good stuff :D hehe...

  • @sandor139 it was actually a wise man, not judas...

  • @sandor139 I'm pretty sure Judas wasn't one of the three wise men.

  • @sandor139 that aint Judas.

  • LOL 

  • why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lfmao

  • don't worry he'll be back xDDD

  • @7tray7 I love how the old lady started laughing after hearing that.

  • EAT THIS!

  • 101 ppl are cyberdine workers

  • Epic!!! :D

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  • how people could know what the shotgun was and ran away?

  • @Jim95Mac lol they would probably think its food or something and shoot it in their own mouths

  • @Jim95Mac was that the weirdest thing you noticed in that video???????

  • @Bmwm6340 nope but i was the only one that noticed that ;)

  • gimmy that thing !!! lollllllllllll

  • Why?

  • Fum

  • "must kill Judas" lol that was the funniest video i ever seen

  • Judas made 100 youtube accounts and disliked that:))

  • they all know the "hour" army system " Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock" " wtf? ahahahhahahahah

  • He's not a God,he's a comedian