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  • 1:24 when the wagon runs over john, its probably like" screw yo mama!"

  • i love how the stagecoach just rolls by his dead body

  • No one will think these are funny unless they have taken a realistic and virtual physics class.

  • This wasn't funny. sorry roster, but this was pretty bad..

  • start a bar fight in blackwater or push a law man out the window or drown a gang member

  • Go to tanners reach

  • 2:02 When good pets go bad

  • drunk vs train

  • lol keep pressing 6

  • Cust bougt Game of the year edition on xboxxx

  • play suicide bomber with dynamite 

  • Way to die: Ride the War apocalypse horse, without fireproof underwear

  • 1:02 looks like you did a lot more than punch a piano player lol

  • Do the mario !!!

  • R.I.P. John Marston

  • Top 8 lamest ways to kill yourself.

  • cinnamon, no!!

  • Burn a train with a fire bottle then let witnesses go

  • skydive

  • @bully341 you can do that and not die

  • A way to kill yourself-go swimming in a wagon!

  • light yourself on fire

  • 1:22 i love how john was flopping around then the wagon rolls on by like nothing happend

  • I no a way 2 die go skydiving lol

  • jump in the death hole easter egg

  • "stop that!" LOL

  • lol punches bear "Lets see what you got!"

    

  • round up a horde of zombies an let them kill you in undead nightmare

  • never fly at 1:18

  • Finish the game

  • Turn off the system(Xbox or ps3)•_•

  • LOL that bear was shitting himself at first! I suppose it makes sense, nobody except this guy would have the bottle to start punching a grizzly, so it scared the hell out of him!

    The best death was "we dont need roads" IMO!

  • 0:52 "RUUUN!! I'm slapping the fuck out of a piano player! Things could get messy"

  • Dinamite jump it only wors with grenades in team fortress 2

  • @Mentaltroll

    Or Halo 1 with sticky grenades. Infact, I've never seen it work as well in ANY other game, not that I've gone around testing it in every game I play haha. Check that shit out.

  • @ncshuriken GTA IV, you fly :-)

  • @Nyanificationful

    Oh yea I forgot that one LOL!

  • 1:06 last try to cut his throat

  • Get burnt of the high cave at cochinay

  • these deaths sucked except for shooting your horse

  • @kingofdeath9999 Agreed

  • go to a gang ;)

  • fall off a building with zombies under it

  • punch a sheriff

  • punch a couger

  • Jump off a cliff

  • jump off a cliff

    

  • GET WANTED AT A CLIFF AND LET EM SHOOT YOU OFF

  • most dislikes ive ever seen on a rooster teeth video!

  • the dead body started yelling at 1:45

  • 1:36 thumbs up if you think he said fuck ribs partner also

  • Dynamite horse jump into the water

  • 1:25 I love how you just see the wagon rolling over him lol.

  • better way to kill yourself is to fuck a hooker

  • what u have 2 do is go 2 blackwater and shoot a lawman

  • i liked shoot your horse

  • 2:06 that oh shit moment

  • Get drunk and shoot random guys in the bar

  • we dont need no roads! *goes towards edge* red neck for life! *falls off dies*

  • fall off your stage coach boat

  • use the cannons at the one mexican fort and "accidentally" shoot the wall trying to get public enemy

  • hand to hand combat with a bear..that's cowboy

  • at 1.06 i thought he said 'die mason' but he said darnation

  • 0:28 Geoff is online!

  • For the second death, you should have just held the dynamite

  • Heres a good one bar fight

  • Chuck Norris style 2:00

  • Hey i got one! : Fist fight with a cougar!

  • @fatalbraindamage Not tryna' make you jelly, but...IT'S EPICLY AWESOME SAUCE!!!

  • @KIngAragorn100 U Mad, bro?

  • Jump of a cliff by throwing a dinamite while drunk

  • 1:37 oh shit partner lmfao

  • i want to play this game sooo bad

  • nobody needs roads

  • Fire bottle on horse while near cliff

  • Dynomite jump off a cliff

  • fall off a cliff

  • play tag with a couger

  • go find big foot and play sissy fite with him

  • You should go sky diving! Just type in red dead redemption sky diving glitch, and choose the one with best graphics or something and it will tell you how. It's awesome!

  • first off all you didn't die becuase of the piano player you died becuase you tried trying him up an d second the bear didn't kill you because you punched it you died because the bears in the game are always aggressive.

  • @KIngAragorn100 furst of alll yuo shuld learn how too spells wright

  • @MrAustizy you spell wrong too

  • @MrAustizy you shude spell words wright

  • @edaw848 i suspect your not that stupid so im not going to waste my time

  • you killed yourself with a dinamite 2 times. LOL

  • I love that when he first punches the bear, the bear's like "FUCK DIS SHIT MAN, DIS MOTHAFUCKER'S CRAZY"

  • Bears are jerks.

  • Best way is to shoot the horse you're riding on with an explosive rifle.

  • get drunk and stand in front of a train

    

  • the coolest way to die, truestory, ground cougar attack that rolls you to a cliff

  • the train hesitated i saw it

  • Try to single handedly kill a bear with your fists

  • @MegaBobthebear Did you bother to what the video? -__-

  • ride on top of the train till it gets a to a river bridge then swan dive off into the water... while on a horse... and drunk... dressed in a suit

  • lol my horse got road killed by a train once couldnt save him.

  • "no roads" in multiplayer with a random stranger there with you...also works in halo.

  • Mexican standoff

  • we dont need roads...and the wagon rolls away unscathed

  • 2:08, see what you did wrong there is, you need to make yourself look bigger than the bear. Or, since you have him tied to a rope, give him a little red hat and a unicycle and hope he is a Russian bear.

  • A better way to kill yourself is to kill your Wife or your son or uncle

  • Jack dosent swim because he can not swim.

    He even tells Irish when going to Mexico.

  • Way to die #9

    Get drunk play chicken with a train.

  • 2:08 Cinnamon Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I do "We don't need roads" in multiplayer and I survive

  • i think is some rude but is a laughing vidio and i like it, i make the same with my friends.

  • i don't need roads, I'M HERBERT MOOOOoooooOOOOOoOO!

  • 1: shoot a bear, and then get ready to fistfight the 4 that auto spawn near you once the game realizes the bear is dead.

    2: Hogtie a girl (or grab the hogtied girl you save at thieves landing and hold her while standing under a lamp. Shoot lamp. If you survive the cooking, someone usually shoots you for shooting the lamp.

    3: Play chicken with a train with hostage... or while dragging a victim.. with a bear chasing you. Don't ask.

    4: Dynamite the train in hopes it'll stop instead of hit ya.

  • uh just be as awsome like me

  • seems like the bear is trying to get away from him. guess bears are afraid of people who run up to them swinging.

  • thums up if u have killed a town in read dead

    

  • we dont need roads meanwhile...i ride off a cliff; ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • I gots an idea; in red dead redemption there are sometimes mini quests where you have to transport a wagon full of dynamite and you steal the wagon and get wanted

  • Poor horsey :'(

  • jump off the highest point of Torquemada

  • First one...Skryim anybody?

  • @olimanrules Nope red dead redemption.

    

  • @DoubleL2012 No, no, I know that's Red Dead Redemption, but it reminds me of Skyrim because the horse in Skyrim always falls off cliffs and dies easy.

  • i tried the "We don't need roads" into Pikes Basin, know what happened? i fell off, survived the fall and got trapped underneath the stage coach....... had to leave the game.....

  • Why are there so many dislikes?

  • Dynamite jump of a cliff.

  • sequal: punch a ZOMBIE BEAR.

  • Play tag with a cooga sorry for the spelling

  • Is it me, or does John Marston screams as his body is sliding down the clift on where the game said you died. 1:45

  • 1:00 - 1:03 = 1000 shots to the head/face and didn't died. John Marston died because he got shot on the chest. Lol

  • Damn, trying to swim in this game is like going back to Grand Theft Auto Vice City. All you need to do, is touch the water and your automatically dead. Awesome game, but the fact you die that easily because of water make this game a little stupid when it comes to that.

  • go up the very top of the mountains on foot (its like cougarville up there) , try and preform the "singing in the rain" dance on the railings of the peer, go rock climbing on the rocks around the main river, try and ride on the back of a bear, shoot lanterns near you, try jumping your horse across rivers, try and outrun the sheriff whilst riding the dark horse (jesus that nag is sloowwww)

  • did he die?

  • Slowmo drop of doom  with a hostage

  • Or go to the mexican police office and shoot someone

  • You can sometimes survive if u turn invincibility on while it's light red

  • another good way to kill urself is bad timeing like trying to get dastardly but you put the person when the train was coming

  • thumbs up if u didnt know u could bearilize yourself lol

  • the swimming one, you can actually run across the whole lake in Tall Trees and it only goes up to waste :D

  • punch the cops in blackwater

  • Dynamite-bear

  • the horses in skyrim are so fun

  • lmaoo is it strange that i havnt played this game in a year and i know what type of flowers grow at 1:42 in mehico

  • Thumbs up if you didn't know you could lasso a bear... lol

  • 1:10 to 1:21

    where were going

    *puts on glasses*

    we dont need roads.

  • Really good look at 1:12 it's the best bit

  • Shoot a hooker... If you survive tie her to a train track. lmfao

  • 1:12 My favorite <3

  • I liked the back to the future reference

  • 1:17 Hatters gonna hate

  • @SuperBros789 Hatters are supposed to Hat. Haters will hate. I'm not a hater, mind you. I'm just someone who likes correct language.

  • @chetthehoss Well, you have seemed to miss the point of my message. If you have played the game before, you would know the main character tends to wear a hat. As he falls down this cliff, he seems to not have his hat. Those people that really like that hat (also known as the hatters) are going to hate. I am simply pointing that out. It's a common mistake to misinterpret that.

  • the guy was pretending to be Burnie! He could take a bear though

  • go in a posse an go with them when they travel ushaly they will use a coach to travel mutiple people then when they all get out to do something jack the coach and go as fast as possible off a ledge

  • the "we dont need roads" is actually Amish airlines.

  • the lastone should be "try ro be chuck norris"

  • ask chuck testa to taxidermize the bear

  • the most dislikes RoosterTeeth has had.

  • get on a horse, lasso a bear bring him to town. WATCH THE FUN CHAOS

  • get on fire, then jump in a river.

  • Takamura punched a bear...

  • You forget the big water falls in the east...thats the best and funniest way to die! Just take a carriage and ride in the river...shoot every horse and stand on the carriage...wait until you arrived at the falls :D

  • dance on fire

  • Fall off a cliff to find your horse

  • *john punches piano player*

    Piano player: RUN!!!!!!!

    Random guy: wait who? Forest?

    Haha cracked up laughing at that part! Next do accidentally shooting a lantern

  • DO A BARREL ROLE! (off a cliff)

  • @ThePortadump roll*

  • Carriage Dynamite Jump.

  • Punch Chuck Norris

  • @THEFISH080 you can't punch chuck norris....

  • @Johnny573159 LOL

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  • How lame..in fact u fell 3 times from the hill and 2 times u just killed urself with tnt

  • Press 6 for marston to have a siezure mid- air.

  • I love how the wagon runs over his foot. #insulttoinjury 1:20

  • Number 8: Cinnamon NO! Joel can time travel

  • I GOTS A BETTER WAY :D

    Go to water fall and jump off the cliff right near it ^.^ Call it:Waterslide....OF DEATH!

  • Haha, bear! I got you with my rope! Oh, wait... No.... NO!!! AHHH

  • trying to help the ho-bag whos wagon broke down

  • 1:36 was just wrong.