Bonzi Buddy WTF!?

[kragle2008]

i loved this guy :) ...it was fun the desktop is so boring!

[CecilMcW00t]

He kinda sounds like an old man just going off!

[BastardJack]

Good riddance

[Solja2010]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah­ahahahahah.. not funny.. nah it is funny lol.. as soon as it went like "i dont give a fuck" it just cracked me up so hard LOL!

[JDTVEXTREMEVIDEOS]

he is about as annoying as that stupid paperclip in office 97 - 03. does clippyfuck still exist in the newer versions?

[MatthewTheStrogg234]

how do you download this?

[212BLAZE]

this is the link to the spyware less version of bonzi

[ejectorerector]

bonzi buddy is a cunt!

[megamanrocks99]

BEST.....VIDEO......EVER.....

[treckoreborn]

@DanielChristy19 give up man all forms of bonzai buddy are spyware

[johnathon124]

@treckoreborn there's actually one on thepiratebay with the spyware removed.

[treckoreborn]

@johnathon124 oh cool

[webmastertool]

My daughter has fkin nightmares still because of this thing.

[ThePBass]

@DanielChristy19 Bonzi is not a Microsoft Agent.

[NawnExistent]

@ThePBass Yes he is! I still have it on an old hard drive that I forgot about! HE IS! LOL.

[ThePBass]

@NawnExistent

Microsoft does not own the Bonzi property. Nor would they want to, he's associated with spyware. Find me any official Microsoft statement that says otherwise, and I'll eat my hat. You saying you have it on your hard drive means nothing. I have proof of unicorn existence on mine.

[NawnExistent]

@ThePBass No microsoft doesn't... It's a MSAgent! It uses the Microsoft agent control!

I didn't say microsoft owned him. I said he's a MSAgent. Which is how it works. You know? Like using the paperclips software, but without the actual paperclip?

Can't explain it, just google it :P

[whiteandnerdy286]

) BONZI BUDDY: would you like help with your credit card number? no? well FUCK YOU!!!

[hero22zippy]

where did you get him at

[wilmex1]

download page  WHEREEEEEEEEE

[bazzo9]

@DanielChristy19 it is really really evil it will fuck up your pc really really bad

[CrashBandikoot7]

OMG HAHA.. Anyone know where I can get the Bonzi buddy just to make him talk? But without his evil spyware counterpart identity. Or is it pre written into his make up? I would perfer a reprogrammed one, like the Terminator in part 2 and 3 lol

[arstulex]

people are to ignorant to see that... i have it on my computer, i use MASH to run it :D

[clubpenguinRULES135]

VIRUS VIRUS it has crashed many computers....that is y it is deleted.... it was a spyware to steal information.....it crashed my whole compute in 2001. do not install. he was fun until it ended in i THINK 2004. that is why when you download a thing pops up say "nobody loves me." and doesnt work

[fhistleb]

Wow, this is golden my friend.

[johndaytonvidz]

lol I remember this fucker.. who here can say they resisted making him say the word fuck.

[johnathon124]

@johndaytonvidz Lol, i loved making him say fuck

[337camo]

@johndaytonvidz I randomly typed in Bonzi Buddy just to check if he was still around. That shit was so funny back in the day.

[loveub88]

hahaha this little fucker tricked me with his cuteness and thinking about how cool it would be to make a chimp say anything u want. i had good times with this piece of shit. it was hard to delete.

[nsartigo]

can u send me the link

[spongebob040]

I used to have bonzi buddy back when I was born.now I can't seem to download it on my computer.I have windows xp.

[HaxorLee]

I used to have this on my pc back at around 2002 or so...

Back then i was Computer illiterate and just kept the little bugger on my PC.

Now there's no way in hell i'm installing that thing :P

[9Urban11]

Awh, i wish he werent spyware =[ i loved that purple chimp, and his song! We taught it to my old bird haha. Daisy, Daisy! Give Me Your Answer True!

:'(

[Theeze0504]

i remember this fucker wouldnt shut up, always popped up at inconveient times.

Anyone have a working link on where to get him?

I'm gonna install win 98 virtually and have this spyware on it lol

[judenihal]

i have bonzi on my computer (just the acs character file, not the actual program) and there is no virus.

[arstulex]

can you help, i used MASH to get bonzi buddy to work, but he popped up with an opaque border... any way to get rid of that?

[judenihal]

do you mind sending me a picture of what you mean?

[arstulex]

ill send you a pm with the pic in it... if i can :S

[arstulex]

lol wait... ill send an email xD

[kuchikibyakuyamaster]

bonzi is a prick i hate him

[RealClearMedia]

Bonzi buddy is spyware dont download it

[judenihal]

no its not. the ACS file isn't.

[Asstricks]

I remember this chimp. I hated him after a while. He got so annoying.

But this was hilarious!

[eagles099]

i miss him any 1 no were u dowload him

[Talesoffan1]

it's spyware why would you download that?

[dragonballdbz]

i loved bonzi back in 1999... aah nostalgia... i want it to resurrect in internet...

[1057jenperez]

this video is so funny!!!! i remember i had bonzi, i loved him!!!!

[drfreezepop]

LOL Drew Pickels

[AukahzyMoonHawk]

WHY IS HE SAYING ALL THAT?! XD

[Coolcal93]

aaagh i rember that stupid ape. it was satan.

[ThaKidSnipes]

LO FkN L

[judenihal]

Now, I don't understand why people are claiming this is 'spyware'. Its technically not, just Install MASH and then put Bonzi.acs file in your Character Directory and then he works like a charm SPYWARE FREE. The reason people THINK he is spyware is because their stupid anti spyware software detects it as spyware since the Bonzi Software Package was spyware. This is not spyware and if you want Bonzi back, you can ask me and I can send you the Bonzi.acs file. I'm glad I backed up the Bonzi FIles.

[Trendyrapslut]

I'm lost.

[emmasue2008]

i want bonzi back even though i have found other alternatives-this is funny as hell!

[judenihal]

i have him, just the character though. do you want me to send it to you?

[hero22zippy]

yes

[austinjd1]

it also switches your main page to its page and gives you countless ads

[austinjd1]

it even records kids info and personal info

[hero22zippy]

i will like it back, so is the new one, with no spyware i rember in 2002 it got removed,and the guy went to jail for spyware,even i did like him,

[hero22zippy]

whats the website wher i can download him

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

bonzi (dot) on (dot) nimp (dot) org

[hero22zippy]

wher can i download mash and bozzi buddy, i need to know asap

[peniosasdasd]

Cha, and maybe also because it logs personal information ad plants advertisements on your computer, brah.

[judenihal]

Thats the Bonzi Software (the program that makes him automatically talk) which does all of that. The Bonzi.acs file doesn't do that.

[1057jenperez]

can u send me the bonzi buddy file? i wan't him back on my computer. thanks

[judenihalmusic]

i just commented your profile the link, since i can't post the link here.

[lolwat321123321]

Why the fuck do you want spyware on your computer? It was discontinued because it was exposed for collecting your private information. Good job, you fucking idiot.

[Zenoff64]

I believe that you are the idiot sir. The company has long since gone out of business, so all information being sent out is essentially going nowhere.

[Blarghmonstar]

I do believe YOU are the idiot. The guy was responding to a couple of idiots that said that they wanted Bonzi back on their computer, in a hypothetical sense. He was merely questioning their mentality.

[judenihal]

an acs character file is not spyware. i have the file deployed in all my clients and its not spyware at all.

[judenihal]

OMG I think this video is so damn funny. Its inappropriate as well, but its still funny, especially when you can't even see anything laid-back with this. Usually laid-back and people from a low down family talk like this, but a character talking like that makes it so damn funny.

[HitokiriBattousaiKun]

yeah if it had no spyware and backdoor I liked Bonzi buddy :) i had it back in 99

[Polter5]

Lol meh too xD

[XxRoycexX]

lol I had that fuck on my computer once

[babiieboo09]

Aww, I wish Bonzi didn't have spyware.

I'd have it back on my computer in a snap.

[SkyBulletAnimations]

the monkey has spyware

[GlooperTehCuttlefish]

Speakonia

[BlueKewne]

you do know that thing is full of adware and shit?

[Mycatisbigfoot]

ok.. where do you get him... OK i want to mees up my xp computer a have macs know so i dont care if i get spyware on it it's nothing to me ok thanks

[Guzzly]

lol and after such an offensive rant he sits down and reads a book =D awesome but evil >=D (spyware)

[fool1shmortal]

Is there an html version of him, like Google translator, where you type in text and it performs a function like this with it?

I'm not sure if I lughed harder at this or The Jerky Boys first release. It's not the language, but the irony of this character saying it and the material itself.

Thanks!

[Drokua89]

spyware spyware spyware this monkey is evil

[hairy0pothead]

Hahahahahaha XDDD

[f0rgotmyname]

woah he will start talking like that? swaering and pissing you off?

[bondfish]

no the guy filming it typing it in

[MilpitasDrummer]

stop making bonzi buddy talk like that

[fool1shmortal]

Though low-brow and a symbol of the decline of Western Civ., the irony of this character cussing is pretty funny. Just be careful what cute stuff you show kids. I tried to show my little nephew a Winnie the Pooh cartoon and, to my horrid surprise, these voice-over people were having them cussing at each other. I was frantically pushing buttons to shut it off. After that, I watched Winnie the Pooh characters singing a Rammstein (sp?) song.

[Venom957]

Also, Making Characters Like Bonzi Talk Like That Makes It Quite Fun >:D

[justshootme63]

This is class! lmao

[grs345]

lmao

[Withope]

oh god. modern anti-virus programs can restrict it from doing so...i would indeed like to have bonzi buddy!

[Trendyrapslut]

even the new one?

[GamersUnitedOnline]

This is a very old video and it still cracks a smile for me :P

[Trendyrapslut]

I want Bonzi Buddy! Some guy posted on some forums a recreated bonzi buddy without the spyware/adware shit and the link no longer works. Where can i get this purple fuck?

[Venom957]

Hahahaha, Purple Fuck XDD

[judenihal]

Its not spyware. I have him on my computers and he is no harm, just certain software THINKS its spyware. I am just talking about the .ACS file.

[hero22zippy]

wher u get him at

[JDKmedeng]

lol imagine if it actually started talking like this.

[woobiehastelly]

My friend had one that kept saying that it was going to take over the world. Even I witnessed it.

[pokemonsucks2007]

I used to find this shit funny when i was young. but i realized behind his purple fur is spyware and viruses. he is the king of all spyware

[Koolpup476]

i used to make him say dumb stuff when i was lil, lol

[Severius360]

me too

[Koolpup476]

well, its fun ^^

[EmperorShaoKahn123]

ROFLMAO bananas in rectum

[jrx950]

haha i had bonzi buddy and used to make it say curse words it was so hilarious