Unlikely Things to Hear in a Police Station - Mock The Week - Series 10 - Episode 9 - BBC Two

[DaveF40]

I cant understand a word micky flanagan says

[Gearfreid]

Never thought I'd say this, but Micky Flanagan won that round.

[TheStephrules]

Lol at The Bill reference made by Andy :L

[DaniStarEngland]

Police toilet stolen... the police have nothing to go on!...ha ha BOOM boom? anyone? one laugh for irony? please?

[Youdontlikemetalomg]

Without Frankie, mock the week is awfullllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllll.

[DalleDayul]

@Youdontlikemetalomg Its still ok

[Youdontlikemetalomg]

@DalleDayul Ok isnt good enough. Its used to be HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT MISS HIT HIT HIT. Now its MISS HIT MISS MISS HIT MISS HIT MISS MISS MISS

[TheStephrules]

i lvoe how greg makes easy jokes and are funny

[pretenditsagoodworld]

I put a curse on you.. why do I imagine two policeofficers and a little girl with black long hair - and the girl is scary as hell and the two policeofficeres is somewhat out of a cartoon:p

[TheFalloutCinema]

Taser that meat pie lol

[jericho01279]

OMG ITS MR GUILBERT

[GentalmanLout]

thought this was suposed to be UNLIKELY things to hear if that was the case it sould sound something like "Good evening Mr . . . . . . . .as you may or may not understand we have arrested you under suspicion of thief from the supermarket you were apprehended in. We do understand that the crime might not have been perpetrated by you but please be patients while we conduct out inquires. We will of course treat you with the up most respect while you are detained"

[LittleLeeHere]

No No No! They are doing it wrong! It was UNLIKELY things to hear....

[Lovable12991]

They need to get Frankie and Russell back on MtW!

[awkwardbarry]

I do enjoy how cheap puns still get the biggest reaction.

[mystudio611]

chris ruins gregs joke when he goes wayyyyyy

[mystudio611]

Andy is rubbish

[CrazyKitBuilder]

can wait for the police to hire centaurs

[PsychoticSnake]

Oh, you won't talk, huh? Sarge, turn on "Friday"...

[mollyleahallman96]

"Half man half horse - Inspector Morse." The funniest part is how ashamed he is after he says it.

[ellenkingsley]

"I haven't come to report a crime I really miss the Bill so I thought I might pop in for an hour" lol

[Bassett457]

Can't stand Micky Flanagan

[SIngli6]

Unlikely Things to Hear at a Police Station:

'Thank you officer. You're doing a great job."

[reasereal]

What the fuck is the guy in the green shirt saying!? Spit out the food FFS!

[tigersden55]

No sarge :" i don't need this clip to hold the baton, I'll stick one end up Jhonny's arse he wouldn't even notice he's carrying it"

[BangTidyChick173]

I wish they would get Frankie back :(

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@BangTidyChick173 It's just not the same, is it? And now Russell, has Russell gone too? I hate change.

[BangTidyChick173]

@GreatScottPilgrimage I know! Russell were my favourites! Frankie had a really rude but sooooo funny humour!! and Russell a decent mature comedy but a hint of childlishness!! they were the best, now they're gone it isn't as funny!

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@BangTidyChick173 I'd say at least Hugh Dennis is still there, because he's brilliant too, but it just isn't right without Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard. They made that show. They were like the sweet and sour that made it perfect.

[BangTidyChick173]

@GreatScottPilgrimage haha yeah :/

[lalaXPlala]

did anyone get the last joke? I couldn't really understand him ^^

[Kaynas1988]

@lalaXPlala I got it, he meant that he was going to arrest the witch, but let him go after he put a curse on him

[yaying404]

let me call an ambulance! 9...1 .... what comes after the 1?

[HedgehogNinja2]

Horrid things to hear during surgery: "So if that's his spleen, what's that?" "No,Fido! Come back with that femur!"

[Kaynas1988]

YAYYYYY Andy mentioned The Bill

[Starman117]

Unlikely things to hear in a police station.

"Go out there and tell the world the truth about that innocent man we killed"

"Yes guv"

[MegaMrDamo]

Nice to see Chris Addison when he's not doing lame Direct Line adverts

[chrispman]

queenrock990....i find it funnier to read it how you've wrote it than hearing it, lol lol

[reallovesearchers]

Nee naw, nee naw, nee naw!

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

I've watched this before. Anyone know when it's on? Days and times? Would help alot

[teamswitzerlandx2]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 Probably on dave sometime! :P

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@teamswitzerlandx2 I'll keep an eye out lool. Cheers :D

[IPD07]

AH PUT A CURRRSE UPON YE

[finnstralian]

How about "no! tell Mr Murdoch that accepting cash in exchange for confidential police information on crimes is illegal"

[Queenrock990]

"Be on the lookout for a purple Renult Cleo regestration number: safrondoiley22bonjelachrisanth­amumHIYA!!!"

[Bleubaihr]

I can never understand a word from the first guy :(

[SchwarzundWeis]

@Bleubaihr its not only you.

[MrTeabag13]

@Bleubaihr he says "Hey sarge the microwve is broken again tazer that meat pie would ya mate ?"

[SonicsTheMan]

Guy from car insurance ads makes

[matrixphijr]

After Greg's joke at 2:00 - Holy crap, Hugh actually laughed.

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@matrixphijr and when he noticed the camera was on him he immediately stopped and looked away

[BigD1987]

"Wait a minute... why was the blancmange practicin' all by itself?"

[CynicalVision]

2:01 - I could of sworn that was rik mayall for a second.

[MsYodaBomb]

is it just me, or can no one else understand what micky flanagan is saying??

[ChartreuseDan]

no frankie? fuck this shit

[icedlilbarry]

why the fuck did i click on this when frankie boyle isnt in the thumbnail

[EmRyo]

@icedlilbarry Because deep down, there's a tiny part of your brain that is still sensible enough to realize Frankie Boyle is absolutely unnecessary for the show to be brilliant

[FalconsPOWN2]

Isn't a Morse a Centaur?

[msnoahxlukefan]

"were currently doing our job"

[messycumshot]

half man half horse he's inspector morse

giant attcked the station i called the swat team  how can u get away with tht XD hats to the man

[IloveCasperxxx]

0.40 :')

[ninjahunter101]

'am i the only one who thinks our uniform looks ridiculous?'

[TheNgamer1]

15 people had curses put upon them.

[hunkydunky1]

*jokes

[hunkydunky1]

Only Greg would get away with a joke like that! :')

[ClarkeForPresident]

Mr Gillbert?

[KT926]

Mine is:

"Fashion cops lets go!! There's Lady Gaga on the loose! Bring the George Foreman grill"

[krazylolable]

micky flanagan - epic name =]

[MindSeeR666]

I keep watching this over and over this one is genius.. I love the first one it's hilarious.

[DalleDayul]

i can imagine simon evans doing a very good Prince Phillip impersonation

[Goodmetal123]

This one is fun as hell , i love it!!

[Grenade45]

Tazer that meat pie...LOL LOL LOL

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

i got one: Sargent *insert name here* has been fired and arrested for *insert violent crime here"

[padraigdublin95]

@roadjam no

[gotboredomdotcom]

omg!!!! the guy at 1:37 is from inbetweeners!!!!

[jackster11997]

@gotboredomdotcom Yeah Mr Gilbert (Greg Davies)

[roadjam]

How about

"yes we were able to find the man that burgled you, all your possessions are ready for you to pick up and the theif will recieve a lengthy jail sentence"

[ExocetT615]

@roadjam the Police do a good job and u rip them off? thats deff a Thumbs up :D

[Proglove85]

@roadjam Haha :D yeah, or: "Hello, how can I be of assistance?"

[TheCorey2112]

lol bring curse upon you!!!!!

[Useless2112]

Unlikely things to hear in a police station: the truth about police misconduct.

[AlexOnTheBus]

Ah, Greg Davies, bringing the dad jokes once again...

[AlexOnTheBus]

"Saffron, Doily, Two, Two..." - who the f*** in Scotland would actually want to buy a purple Clio?

[fredoscar10]

Micky Flanagan=Legend

[xujploxjux]

I think this is the first one where i laughed at EVERY joke :)

[ivTRiXJuMpShOt]

Why is Micky Flanagan so fucking funny? XD

[AwesomeJambo]

@athox Chris Addison is now permanent but I would much rather have Milton Jones as a series regular than Mickey Flanagan...

[athox]

Mickey Flanaghan and Chris Addison are a perfect change from Frankie Boyle and Russel Howard. I hope both become permanent.

[justkilin123]

i have one "QUICK CALL 911"

[QualityKickz]

"listen there is a giant fly attackting the station, ive called the swat team" LOL

[OmNomNommingOnSouls]

My fave was 0:37

It got me cracking up straight away!

*Mock the Week, Y U SO AMAZING???*

[MrNazdom]

has anyone seen a purple reno cleo with the number plate fat front doily 22 bonjelika constartention hiya lol :D

[crouchforrest]

@MrNazdom Saffron Doily Tutu Vangelis Chrysanthemum Hi-Ya!

[thesilversakura]

@crouchforrest it's Bonjela :) *retreats into cave again*

[EdeLovesGerrard]

inspector morse. LOOOLL

greg davies is so lame.. but thats why he's funny.

[undeddjester]

Love this clip, Mickey has me dying. Greg Davies Inspector Morse gag has me howling everytime too... just because of the way he looks disgusted with himself as he says the punchline xD

[TheSamAndrewEvans]

Did you see how many times Greg Davies tried to get up their! FAIL!

[MrMischiefter]

I'm finding myself strangely curious as to what would happen when you tazered a meat pie XD

[mrconnor5567]

@nodrog that is MICKY FUCKING FLANIGAN the worlds best comidien i love him

[nodrog12345]

lol first jokes the best, whats his name?

[rapeyou8991]

not funny without frankie

[Siimplicityyy]

Well noo I'm watching this 5000 bc on my iStone!

[DannieShaw1990]

awhhh I'm sick of these videos that I really want to watch not loading! :(

Bad youtube! why do you nolonger love me? D:

[KitsuneProject]

"Officer. spare me a thousand quid, i carnt cope living on the streets"

[KitsuneProject]

"The Police Horse Has Entered The Cell Corridor. Don't raise the alarm, you may frighten him. needless to say he knows how to buckaroo"

[KitsuneProject]

"the oven's broke! He's escaped again! I'LL CATCH HIM! Where is he? I WANNA FUKIN WORD WITH HIM!"

[LdnGirl89]

I'll put a curse upon you :D

[swertinge07]

English? Really? And you invented this language? Then learn how to F**KING pronounce it!

[ThMaggotUtube]

@swertinge07 what word?

[swertinge07]

@ThMaggotUtube Not the words, everything... :)

[owenladd]

-insert video quote here-

[jesustonight]

goddam this show went down hill

this must be after frankie left

[KTMrshall]

Inspector MORSE!!! haha

[ellenmelon771]

Hahahaha, love how Mickey Flanagan always laughs at his own jokes.

;P xXx

[Cederfjard]

I really can't make out a single word of Flanagans first bit, try as I might. Would anyone help a poor foreigner out?

[shysinginggirl]

@Cederfjard He said, here sarge the microwave is broken again, could you taser that meat pie for me?

[Cederfjard]

@shysinginggirl Awesome, cheers!

[dageezerboi]

@Cederfjard yeah it is kinda hard at times to make out what hes saying and I'm English...

[TheBestCommenterEVER]

i was really surprised no one just went "well, we'll get on that right away sir"

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

Am i the only one who doesnt like Chris addison?

[Cbr0Rider]

@AlesanaEmarosaFTW nope

[1878EFC2008]

Andy Parsons really isnt funny and Chris Addison ALWAYS does that 'incongruous camp' thing.... you see policemen being camp is just UTTERLY hilarious.

[BMXBOBO]

Anything you do say may be given in evidence..... Don't hit me again officer

[francis080072]

i dont get the plasma tv one???

[Betrayedhumanity]

@francis080072 It's as if the police have stolen it... "If you can't beat them..." < on about robbers ;)

[Cbr0Rider]

@francis080072 if you cant beat them, join them. they stole it

[Boycini9]

Does anyone actually miss The Bill?

[masere]

@Boycini9 I miss The Bill!! I've been watching old eps here on YT.

[TheTenners]

@Boycini9 yes!!

[Tkdbigsteven]

@Boycini9 I DO! muhahah suck my caps :p nah but it was good

[whenlionsfly]

@Boycini9 I do XD I used to watch it every Wednesday :L

[MrTennant71]

@Boycini9 Yes. Many people.

[peon47]

@Boycini9 The cast? :)

[TheOmegaRiddler]

@Boycini9 no but call of duty always reminds me of the bill

[EurofighterVsRaptor]

@Boycini9 That's why it's unlikely =)

[Snellicopter]

@Boycini9 No

[callumrocksyoursocks]

@Boycini9 That must be the joke :D

[chrono1217]

What's the joke at 1:43 about the plasma TV?

[animequeen20012003]

@chrono1217 Between 6 and 10 August 2011, several London boroughs and districts of cities and towns across England suffered widespread rioting, looting and arson. So when Simon Evans said "If you can't beat 'em...", he's pretty much saying that he looted the TV.

[Killerjjay]

@chrono1217 as in they stole it, and they are the police, so its ironic

[5StarGlitchers]

It's Best At 2:01

[jowen2c]

best at 2:10

[manspider616]

no Frankie Boyle, no reason to watch

[NickDude555]

@manspider616 and yet you still are watching...

[manspider616]

@NickDude555

In the midst of a Frankie Boyle search, I ended up on post-Frankie mock the week. Figured I'd mention why I don't watch this show any more to the good folks at the BBC

[TheNgamer1]

I PUT A CURSE UPON YE! I PUT A CURSE UPON YE!

[M99Z]

This was so much better with Frankie Boyle

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

@M99Z I coud live without frankie boyle, just Chris, he's awful :/

[zagragjaj1]

@Smorgasbord341 boom.

[theantinwofish]

@Smorgasbord341

Irony you just have to love it!

[sheridan1o1]

what the fuck did mickey say?

[DoctorPlausible]

@sheridan1o1 "what the fuck did mickey say?" [2]

[MegaScarletti]

@sheridan1o1

"ill put a curse upon yer!"

[sheridan1o1]

@MegaScarletti nah nah like very first bit lol

[MegaScarletti]

@sheridan1o1 ah right!, he said "'ere sarge, the microwaves broken again. taser that meat pie for me, will yer?"

[Bradders951]

Quality!!

[suchaprettygarden]

@Smorgasbord341 Ooh, I've been wanting to do one of those ones for ages.

[brennickproducer]

Manmoths?

[4everrgunner]

that Colonel Gaddafi joke sounds quite sinister after what happened :) haha

[ro33han]

@Rumator6 EVEN if time travel was possible, everyone who reads that will be after gadaffi has gone. think about it.

[Evenson71]

@ro33han i don't get you explain?? please

[3meraldEyes]

@ro33han Wibbley-wobbley-timey-wimey, right?

[LDNLeon]

@Rumator6 My watching this?

[crocalu]

@Rumator6 Attention-needing idiot

[EelsRockMySocks]

@Smorgasbord341 And what you're doing is different because?

[CarMad97ci]

@EelsRockMySocks Because he is honest about it? :D