Sweeney Todd | Real Guys Movie Review

[Slave2Reason]

Wow these two guys have a complete charisma lobotomy!

[Nigel26ish]

Saw this when I was 11.

Loved it, nuff said.

[steveclips]

If I had kids, I would show 'em only Tim Burton's family films like TNBC or AIW.

[levanyzzuf]

2:08 - what a complete fuckwad.

[levanyzzuf]

How did Benza ever get by as a columnist or even the host of Mysteries and Scandals? He's about as insightful as your regular goomba at a Yankees game.

[LadyBeauty999]

14 and 15 year olds should be allowed to watch it, not small small children, but teenagers. I was 15 when I saw it.

[evstee57]

that was a terrible movie. setting up characters to be killed. sure. killing them. sure. yay. no redeeming qualities. nihilistic? sure. call it what you want. terrible.

[Auvers1296]

I love Sweeney Todd

[krogdog]

This was the funniest one yet! Great job Neal and AJ!

[drcoxcentral]

Wow! Let your kids see Sweeney instead of Juno! I know my mother would slit my throat if she caught me letting my little brother see Sweeney Todd. I also don't understand this fear of musicals and hate that if any guy likes musicals they're gay, I'm heterosexual and I LOVE women (America Ferrera = a goddess!) and yet like musicals as well to a certain degree.

[NealGumpel]

Dr Cox,

I agree. Sweeny todd is not for kids. AJ is just a very bad father. Are you surprised??

Anyway I love musicals. My Fair Lady, and many others. Truth is, AJ's first show biz job was being a clown in the Thanksgiving Day parade in NYC. He still loves talking about it.

thanks

Neal

[NealGumpel]

Summer is closing in on us and don't forget that we have the Real Guyw Movie Review bathing suit calender coming up soon. This will feature both AJ and Neal in sexy poses on the beaches of Malibu and Southampton. We'll keep you up on the shoot dates as the date is confirmed.

Neal and AJ

[agumpel]

Big teeth? That's odd.. I loved this movie Depp is amazing. Dad, your comment was very true, after I saw the movie I was singing the songs for a few days.. K bye

[NealGumpel]

Jeez,

this is one way to get my daughters to contact me!! Anyway Sweetie Daddy's Girl, I meant the big teeth of Ben Affleck. Not J. Depp. And what do you mean by 'amazing'??

That doesn't mean you are attracted to him does it? You're too young to be thinking about sex so get the hell of the computer and do your homework!

DAD

[agumpel]

I understood that you were talking about Ben's teeth... I just thought it was weird that when you think of Ben Affleck, you think of teeth. ha. And yes, I am attracted to him.. Who isn't? Even AJ is. =]

I meant its amazing in the sense that he is a very underappreciated actor. He has a great voice.. who knew?

Ali

[ajbenza]

What are you worried about Neal. She's older than Juno was when she spread her legs. You gotta let them go, Neal. Let them live their lives. Dont assume every boy ut there has coke, pot, alcohol and roofies in his pocket as he knocks on your daughter;s door.

[NealGumpel]

You're right AJ. I need to get the hell out of the way and let them 'go'. I can learn alot from you as a father. I'm getting out of the way and hoping that my girls find someone just like you.

Out of the way Neal

[agumpel]

Haha ahh the joys of fathering...

[NealGumpel]

yeah, Ben Affleck is a doll and I look like a fat Mark Harmon.

[Punxsatawney]

AJ

Just heard about this site from you on HS. I have not see Juno because I knew just by the previews that they played over and over that I would hate it. And not because of the message about it being cute to be a teen and pregnant, but by the annoying actress that plays Juno. But..., I've got Sweeney queued on Netflix. Your reviews are funny. You need prime-time exposure for your show.

[ajbenza]

Thanks pal. From your lips to God's ears.

[ant1slam]

HA! Never gonna happen, dude, Especially if you keep up the real guys phony pose while admitting that essentially you are a low brow pilot for some lame syndication deal backed by a corporate mentality

"we are DYING to review a doc or a small indy. We just followed company protocol the first go 'round" A.J BOOBza

[Marmalade38]

I have to say it's true, there is so much throat slashing, it's crazy.

[eg1182]

Depp and Clooney are really making out well in the straight men department. I agree, awesome movie!

[tbonedtonight]

'Don't get Daddy mad or I'll slice someone's throat!!'

you guys scare me... a little bit.

[ajbenza]

OK...I went a little overboard. But dont you think Depp had good reason to go insane and become a slasher/murderer??

[hea8477]

I agee that it's not your average musical. With all the neck slitting, you tend to forget that he's singing as he's doing it.