Best of Devil Fish (MST3K)

[someguy827]

"MY HEART WILL GO ON!"...*gets eaten alive by sharksquid monster thing*

[glovisy]

I KNOW!!!! -J. Peterman

[ATHF10]

Enjoy the softcore porn soundtrack

[daxmiller35]

7:03 gets me every time. "Did someone just bowl?"

[sephiroth97]

"great postcard"

[rabapab23]

I KNOW!!!

[rabapab23]

I KNOW!!!

[DrThunder88]

I like the recording of what nearly capsized the boat.

"Glck glk glk. Ahh. *ksssschk* Glck glk glk. Ahh."

[SerialKiller1986]

You forgot to add the "I KNOWW" Line and Tom Servo's riff on the underwater fighting scene music "And now the news...and now some other news...and now more news...and that's the news". XD

[CraiggyOats]

"enjoy the softcore porn soundtrack"

[TheLackofattack]

Man, feeding the whole ocean is hard!

[JustMeBG]

Man: "Janet! Janet!...."

Servo: "Oh sorry I forgot I'm Nasty, Miss Jackson!"

#Epic lol

[HueyRocks23]

2:22 - Awesome!

[kmick101]

2 people are being Euro-funny.

And, say goodbye to beeeerrrrr for meeee!. Lol

[herrD0ktor]

i tried to unclog my lawn mower with my feet!

[rettic]

You cut some of the laughter! This goes from good to not bad.

[vonzigle]

Yum! Fresh broiled devil fish!

[whoohaaXL]

How could you not include "Gaahh, you bastard Lou Reed"!!!!

[ChevronTango]

"my bikini is frightened"

[TmasterREY]

"the computer analysis says that it's forty feet long."

"Lucky bastard."

[nappytownkid]

Hes a marine biologist but hes tossin six packs in the water like it was fish food

[0its0green0]

"Why don't you take me with you?"

"Because you dress like Robin Williams."

[kramuncensored]

I'm no expert... but this is pointy. After hearing it a hundred times - still funny!

[91karategurlmjfan19]

Something vague this way comes...

[ShadesofScorpius]

That's euro-funny.

[mphst6]

"I KNOOO-OOO-OOOOW!!!!"

[cambotgypsytomcrow]

blond chick: "I like your eyes."

Servo: "The rest of you is hideous, bye!"

[wjw3]

My fave line, but wasn't in this clip

"Boy, am I from florida!"

[lickstickly]

@wjw3 i always liked 'stop in the name of europe'

[fatsunny05]

We're from Europe!!! So, one thing he missed is when the guy sees that one girl, he says, "Hey stick!" hehe.

[imortal22]

who uses flame throwers to kill an octopus? THIS IS INSANE!

[Verto9999]

2 people dont like beer

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

amoeba porn

[TimelordR]

There are 2 sides to the Italian film industry: On the one hand they gave us classics like The Bicycle Thief, and then there's diarrhea like this...

[MrUsername5678888]

AWESOME episode, AWESOME BEST OF!

[InterEDGE]

the directors vision; lots of shots of things...

[BigBossComplex]

"I will seek my revenge. But first, I'm gonna snag me a Charleston Chew."

I love that line!!!

[perplacymp]

I object to that "New Danish Cinematography" line. This is hardly Dogme.

It's not bad enough shot. And has too much meaning.

[perplacymp]

I object to that "New Danish Cinematography" line. This is hardly Dogme.

It's not bad enough shot.

[ColonelHoraldo]

Didn't you put "I KNOW!!" in this?

[mumupy]

7:59 - 8:38 its BP oil back in the day

[sleepyeyedplumber]

4:24

8( Whoa, whoa, whoa! Was his dick really sticking out of his trunks behind that MST logo???

[MyMelyanna]

"The scene's starting, pass it on." "Scene's starting..."

<3 Mike and the bots!

[PyrozPlayground]

Ahhh it's starting over! Nooo!!! lol

[AyKayFoTeeSeVen]

3:54 Hyde?

[PyrozPlayground]

@AyKayFoTeeSeVen Right!? lol

[MutantLitherKhan]

2:24 - 2:32 LOL!

[Hot5six4231]

this mst3k episode up there with space mutiny.

[ngobleus]

I'm glad this one's getting released on the next set. A lot of lines from it stick in my mind.

[Bayview05]

proves how much better joel and the bots were...none of this is very clever or witty just stupid

[chubbykatze82]

@Bayview05 Don't try to turn it into some ludicrous "whose better" fight.

[drewcifer721]

Isn't this an orange juice? Oh, darn.

[devospud]

i think they paid that actor in beer and just decided to leave in the shots of him drinking between takes

[vinylrecord68]

"Every time I meet a guy he's married, gay, or getting killed by a giant octopus..."

[chubbykatze82]

@vinylrecord68 Or a bear!

[medschl13]

"Scene starting, pass it on..."

[javenetti]

hey, it's hyde

[thisiscowshit1001]

"well that's it mike that's as close as i'll ever come"

double meaning?  i think so :)

[Freebleeper]

"What's he doing... bringing them a piano?"

"Hey guys, I got beer, beer, and... hey look a beer!"

"Scene starting, pass it along!"

[mst3k4evur]

This, like Pumaman, caused me to despise all Italians everywhere...which is awkward what with the 'lia' at the end of my name. :(

[Jikk]

@mst3k4evur

Don't be an idiot.

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

My favorite quotes from Devil Fish:

"Our special today is Devil Fish with Satanic String Beans and Deep Lucifered Potatoes."

"Hey! FISH NOW!"

"Yeah yeah, banter banter banter! FISH!!" :D

"Cello at 12 fathoms!"

*talks like elmer fudd* "Seakiller hahahahahahaha"

"Woah, INCOMING!"

[PooPoo2U]

"duh, what do you think? duhhh"

[horngatekeeper]

"I can't believe i directed North"

[MyMelyanna]

Did that guy's junk really hang out of his shorts, or did MST3K just joke about it for fun?

[Tassadarky]

@MyMelyanna Unfortunately, it DID happen.

[IntroSpetful]

great compilation!

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

Doctor guy:"I'm not an expert...."

Crow:"But this is pointy."

[prettysplash5bell]

"hes listining to awaken the beer drinker within"

[pmoney200]

pre dried immediately spread blood!! :D

[ninjast4r]

Stupid question: Beery Guy vs. Zap Rowsdower in a beer-off. Who'd out slob who?

[Ghlan]

@ninjast4r

It would be a good fight, but Rowsdower would end up out slobbin that italian stallion by flying to the Sun to find beer.

[ShockyD]

*orchestra music plays*

Beery guy's theme.

I remember when I first heard that...it was so weird. All of the previous music score is that stupid wanna be jaws theme and then BAM "Hey look what we found for free on the public domain! Score!"

Great compilation man. :)

[KungFuRascals3]

"He's listening to awaken the beer drinker within."

Cracks me up everytime! LOL!

[spaceygirl7]

7:47 "Hold it. You have overdue books."

[maestro1286]

"Thanks a lot Stephen Hawking".

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24/7

[albee1000]

"Bob?"

BAM!!!!!

[ilikethecoke]

The only thing screwed up is your head!

(mumbling)

Mike & the Bots: What?

[Mattteus]

the swarthy woman with blue eyes was hot... too bad they killed her in the movie

[KungFuRascals3]

So was Bob the beer guy's wife. Too bad she was killed by that one guys face.....

[BluTrilobite]

@Mattteus Yeah, she was hot, wondered who is she for the longest time. I bet being in this pig turd of a movie didn't help get her more movie gigs.

[MagicalTrumpy]

@Mattteus she's better looking than the blonde imo

[pdlbean]

"Isn't this an orange juice? Oh darn."

"What the... what is that? ...Hello?" XD

[purpleshamrock17]

"Something...vauge this way comes"

"Oh, isn't this an orange juice? Oh, darn..."

"Ah, the heavily sexed world of applience repair"

"Let's see, here's church, here's the steeple, oh damn I've got to practice"

"Thanks a lot. Stephen Hawking"

"I've just discovered something terrifying...Carol Channing nude!"

"Deploy the Country Time Pink Lemonade"

[rexsteel]

It is missing a great riff when mike sings:

Get your flame throwers out grab a stick of juicy fruit.

[seanThree16]

"That's my special line, there is a beer in trouble somewhere!"

[Thanos6]

Tom doing the recording always cracks me up. I wish the whole bit was on here.

[TheHeroicPsyche]

2:54 Stella Getz!

watch?v=-ckEotSOxsQ

or don't watch...not important.

[xLaserLifex]

I love that guys expression at 4:33, he looks like a confused puppy lol.

[withoutasong]

downtown shackville...

Is he bringing them a piano??

Say goodbye to beer FOR ME!!

[sillygrl23]

*dolphins swimming like hell* "Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo­oooommmmmmmm... neeeerrrrrrrr..."

[Ithirid]

"hold it. you have overdue books." XD

mst3k is da bomb!

[rabapab23]

Ya know after this beer, we should have a beer sometime!

[thedaemonforever]

I like how they make fun of that beer-drinking marine biologist. LOL. That guy with the way he looks, seems like he would be better suited to drinking straight hard liquor or cocktails, but I assume as a Europeon guy pretending to be American, the director assumes that what every average American does. (Wrongo. I was born in America and I HATE the taste of beer. Tastes what I imagine piss would taste like)

[chubbykatze82]

@thedaemonforever And looks like it as far as I can tell, blech.

[RedPirate42]

@thedaemonforever Bear Grylls loves it

[coldbloodid]

I'm not in expert but this is pointy.

[ngobleus]

When someone makes a compilation of the Devil Fish episode, they always forget the "Sloooow daay, huhhhh?"

[Monstaroso]

Mike summed it up perfectly

"The Director's Vision? Lots of shots of THINGS!" XD

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Actually the only thing I think are missing are the tentacle jokes.

Both by Servo, surprisingly. . . .

"We are having tentacle difficulties!"

"That one's so big it's an eleventcle!"

[xhyio]

The beer cracks are hilarious.

[sillygrl23]

*they play the recorder* "gulp gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh *tap opening* gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp..."

[Adrialgon]

"What's wrong?" "A crisis!"

The nurse needs making out with!

[tonemenolc]

Excellent editing ! I thought the "amoeba porn" crack was funny, but, as we all know, amoeba jokes are the lowest form of humor. lol

[sillygrl23]

It just gets me how there is one scene where she is showing off dolphin tricks and then it next shows the police fishing a dead guy out of the water. lol!

[femstarlight]

That's so big it's an ELEVEN-tacle.

[KM1812]

Did viacom take do devil fish?

[ngobleus]

This is why people need to put more episodes on Google Video.

[OWfan]

Sandra's mumbling cracks me up.

[NUTCASE71733]

Ahahahahahahahahahaa!

Wahahahahahahahah!

WOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOO!!!!!

[jimbofbx]

missing "he seems to like it there"

"the perv!"

[cocosilk]

Another omission:

The 'I KNOW!' scenes.

Otherwise, the compilation was great.

[Adrialgon]

What do you guys want, i've got beer, beer, and hey, more beer!

[rocketwarrior77]

''Stop in the name of Europe!!"

[rockyriverman]

Great clip! One of my favorite MST3K movies (going to go watch it again right now in fact).

There were a couple of my favorites you left out:

1-"Peter Frampton!" (she DID look like him in the '70's!)

2-(talking about the "concrete" boat)-"I wonder if it's powered by his face?".

[rabapab23]

CHOMP!

[Wasser13]

perfect!

*except for the exclusion of the "cigarettes, fire and..thumbs" scene.*

:) great job!