Nothing takes an oil out of a bible like holy soda water. You just take of Canada to your local child molester, sorry I mean priest and have him bless it. I mean those guys will bless anything for a buck.
Coming soon to my bideo collection, Burning the bible Part 1, check it out when i post the video soon, it will be so fucking awesome, i bet i'll have millions of views on this one and most populer among the rest of the great videos i seen so far about this issue, many people ae fucking idiots fucking numbnutts who has NO life but a ball & chains around around their necks & feet, i'm so glad i dont have a life like that, going by a book by a fake jesus/god is a killer.
@zeustruth *video*'s, and more on the way so check back as often as you want ^^, btw a friendly reminder here if one is an ass on my pages you will be blocked and be reported, thank you have a nice safe bloody holidays and i do mean *bloody* holidays >:).
@zeustruth When are you getting back onto your medications?? Just curious--don't want you to hurt yourself--what a great loss that would be! ;) Merry Christmas!
@zeustruth wow...you are coming out with another BBideo???? LMAO Breat! Banother Bideo to bee! Brother, bou are bountiful, bright?? ;) Bi ban't bait bo bee bit? Braindead.... ;)
@huhryezen well someones got a nasty mind ... not a good come back at all sorry oh ya btw am a female not a male so you can use the term faggot on yourself :)
You ARE A TROLL!!! I am so thankful that I found this video because I wasn't sure whether you are a troll or a christian. btw your videos remind me of a classmate of mine who actually reacts they way you do to every syllable that pours out of other peoples' mouths.
@JSHuiling and @1God1Jesus You two are just a couple Bozo schmucks that fit inside the box in the comment below--your brains are so small..... LMFAO It IS fun to see losers on here....oh, what? This is NOT the JACKASS channel....uh, oh....so sorry..... hahahahahaha
@JSHuiling Buddy, you wrote to me through comments: "Just watch the video & enjoy it." LMFAO You make an ill-advised assumption that I'm not watching & enjoying..but I am, I am. You can COUNT on that! I'm watching losers like you&the bozo in this video that hasn't thought himself out of a paper bag yet in life! LMFAO I'm watching the triumph of technology & a cheap camera&some free time on a loser's hands producing cheap teenybopper laughs using old hackneyed techniques for jollies! :) FUN!
@MrOmniblast (continued from below) So stay in the herd. Christians do not care about doubters views on the Bible. 1GOD1JESUS uses alot of vulgarity (high school & middle school humor basically). Mentally & emotionally he's stuck in about 5th grade or so, that's all that proves. He uses vulgarity, simple-minded humor, some amateur camera techniques, & some REALLY HOMELY looking stand-ins to make videos negative & low-class on serious topics. He's an idiot & does not validate ANYTHING here. ;)
@huhryezen i big to differ on that one because all they do is reply back to the doub ters...soo that proves they do, so stop pulling our legs here or should i saiy cocks here, he is right and you really think he gives 2 shits about what you say? i sure dont. you christians are MUDERS and RAPESTS soooo yeah for proven FACTS to anyone goto my channel & royallove channel for the links & info, we can back up what we say, can you christians do the same? NO you always read the bible. fact
@zeustruth You freaking ignorant wacko--learn how to type! What are u, a chimp?? (Oh, yeah, you are....LOL) U haven't a frigging clue moron--did I say I was Christian, you stupid shit?? The only one pulling ur cock is YOU--loser. You are a chimp pulling his cock dreaming about 1GOD1JESUS ass cheeks sitting in your dump of a shit hole you call a home...probably LOW RENT. My security guard makes more money in a year than you make in ten years, loser. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! Learn to spell
@huhryezen LOL you may as well be a FUCKING christain becauses losers like you always pick the persons grammer which i could give 2 shits about what you say, a chimp ummm okay it you say so BUT befor you ecusse me for my so called lack of spelling i advice you do the same MORON..it's not U its *y-o-u* you put you're foot in yo ass that time remember always recheck what you type, oh and you say you make more money in a year then it takes me ten...do you really think i about how much you have?no.
@huhryezen wow you are an asshole lol god/jesus doe's not exist we know this do you ? and no one cares about your security guard lmao who is your butt buddy btw always up your ass looking out for ya so really who's pulling who's cock -.-
@royallove23 WTF?? What are you babbling about? The question pertinent here is 1GOD1Jesus, not "my security guard" dufus. You know nothing about me and I made no claim to any certain religion--I simply pointed out some facts. The only one tryoing to pull my cock--apparently--is you, faggot......you must be this imbecile's butt buddy. ;)
@zeustruth Don't care what a moron thinks--so that covers the both of you, dufus. Your writing shows how ignorant you are, and his videos show that he is a lame-ass second grader...nothing more, living in a hole. ;)
The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!
If I was writing that book...I'd MAKE SURE TO WRITE THAT TOO -_-...guess what...other religious works also make sure to include similar passages. Let me ask you this-while the books were being written, were there MORE or LESS doubters?
@MrOmniblast PROVE it---list two passages like that in other religious sacred texts? I am waiting.... 1GOD1JESUS has many videos on here. The guy lives in a HOLE, is narcissistic, & is OBSESSED w/ Jesus & God & Christians--OBSESSED. It's obvious. Maybe he was taken out behind the rectory by an RC priest when he was 12 or 13--who knows? Maybe he liked it, but felt guilty about liking it? Whatever--to each his own.... Why do doubters matter -- obviously you care about being in the herd! (cont.)
@JSHuiting STFU -- know what that means in immature YouTube troll language??? LMAO This video is a PIECE of SHIT written by a 3rd grade mentality..... I would enjoy determining that your mentaility is about 4th grade....
@huhryezen Did your mommy dropped you when you were a baby? Poor thing. And who stepped on your tiny toes to be such a ignorant, time wasting, oxygen consuming, brain dead, idiotic deadbeat? Seriously, go back to school and do something usefull, you're just a waste of bandwith.
@i8theb8t Fuck the Bible and fuck the Qur'an. They're both just slabs of paper. Burning a Qur'an is no different to burning Twilight. While we're at it, fuck that too.
well i thought the cooking one was hilarious, people can believe whatever they want but i thought this one was a bit much, why would you do that to a bible, im just saying because may be offended by this, anyway there was a warnig at the start (thank you) but in my opinion that was a bit far, people sould stand up for what they believe in but they shouldn't do rediculous things to ANY religious or holy book whatever the religion may be...
@DiverforPort i dont like videos which mock atheists for what they believe in. yeah if you like a video where some fucker pours oil on a bible, smears it and starts tearing it makes you sick, even if you are an atheist. what the fuck is wrong with you people
@DiverforPort i wouldnt write a comment like the one i wrote on this video no but i wouldnt click like either- i dont much like insulting what people believe in, even if islam wants to kill jews, gays, christians, atheists, women, anything non-muslim really-unlike catholics
@beardigady CHRISTIANITY - The belief of a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him your his master so he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense. Looks like you have no reason to live either.
hahaha all you sad athiest fucks, this dudes pissed probably because he depended on god for sometime, or for something important, and nothing happened. Now hes just a sad fuck, with no reason to live.
i loved it it had everything jesus plus entertainment =etrmely funny and offensive comedy i loved it demeaning religion is hilarious *sigh* i gotta subscribe ahah xD
@photolitherland ya it may seem a little too much to the non believer...thats why u should focus over only those things which u like about a religion that which benifits you... and to find that out.. u just need to give it a test...
like prayers.... the whole procedure refreshes body and mind... as if u have taken an expensive yoga... i bet u didnt know that... we do it 5 times a day.... so we are refreshed... while u guys only get relief by coming home after work and sleeping..
@photolitherland i think theres been a littl problm with the translation of the verse.
i have been taught that procedure accordng to the verse. the material we use is not 'dirt'! that will be hillarious,of course a muslim cant pray if hes dirty. we are taught to use clean [pottery standard] clay or if not availble, then we just slap over any blanket [dust comes out] and rub those hands over arms and feet n face.well thats the rule, now we've neve done a research over it to see the scince behind
@runawaytank that "secrets of Kaaba" was stupid, your dense if you think that video holds proof of a creator, much less your specific flavor of creator.
@runawaytank first, i'd like to apologize for attacking you. However, i did watch the whole thing, and a few numbers lining up doesn't constitute as evidence for a creator of the universe. It's almost as silly as the Bible Code.
@PhilipWitte a geologist said abt the end ov the world [during the allignment of all the planets] "magnetic currents will spin in opposite directions, there might be a field effect reversal that takes place once it[earth] passes through the galactic equator"
@PhilipWitte he said: "the hour will not be established untill the sun rises from the west: and when the people see it. then whoever woill be living on the surface of the earth, will have faith, and that is (the time) when no good will it do to a soul to believe then, if it believed not before."
due to the field effect reversal stated by the geologist,, the earth will spin in an opposite direction which will cause the sunrise to occur from west....
I just saw a vid. earlier that said the Bible was the cutting edge scientific book. I never knew it had so many uses. molecular biology, and internal combustion mechanics.
@roycpc464 you just contradicted your bible. Which says you shouldn't punish the children for the sins of their father... Oh wait no... the bible contradicts itself on that one saying you should punish them instead of the father.. derp.
for reference of contradiction:
ISA 14:21 "prepare a slaughter for the children..." etc etc.
vs
DEU 24:16 "every man shall be put to death for his own sin."
All and all you need to read your bible constructively. Not with blind faith that it's not a fallacy.
@lolzocoptor do me the favor and explain the context of it. Seemed pretty evident that it was talking about punishing the children for the sins of their fathers. And then claiming that man shall be accountable for their own sins and not anyone else. But by all means don your jesus goggles and explain it more thoroughly to us unenlightened non believers. Convince us why we should believe in your god. Make an impact on the word and explain the contradiction.
@PirateDion I would not bother, trying to get any straight answer out of people like that is a waste of time. Reminds me of the quote "debating a Christian on evolution is like playing chess with a pigeon" BLAH BLAH.
@1GOD1JESUS You make a good team, I can hardly wait until you flush your radiator, maybe you could 'part' the water and make it drinkable again. Wouldn't that be somethin'.
@AtheistIreland the problem is education.If you go to the library and do the research its easy to come away with a factual understanding of our universe,even if the origin remains unknown.Most religious folk have no post-secondary education or are just to lazy to go to a library so its easy to adopt the tenets and beliefs neatly laid out in religious tomes.Bottom line anyway is ,if you need a book to guide or nudge your conventional morality your an uneducated savage anyway.Like most Muslims
@Pilotwing64 Nono, you know, Australia. That huge country bottom right on a world map. The accent sounds a bit similar if you don't listen that well.
"Britain" is in Europe, while Australia is in far far far away from there.
Just the same as the U.S. formed their own dialects of english, so did the Australians. Both being a former colony of Great Brittain back in the late 1800's.
@Belgianidiot no, I take nowlege really serious and stuff. So are there dangerous animals there? I've heard of a venomfangx. That thing looked pretty scary. Does that live in Australia?
@Belgianidiot Americans don't know the difference between a British accent and an Australian one, I live in the States but I am English and they are always asking me if I am Australian, I have even been asked if I am Canadian.
Jesus titty fucking Christ, Goddamn it, Fuck the Lord, Our Savior, Jesus is a cunt, All the christian or religious pricks shall die and go to 'heaven". haha bullshit.
@MrXidus i guess no one told you that you will stand before god one day and give an account for all the things you ever said, ever thought, and every deed you ever done, maybe you think hell is a park, let me tell you that people have been in hell for over 2000 yrs with out sleep,water..they have all the thoughts they had on earth, thinking about missed chances to accept jesus as lord. --for eternity they will be weeping and have gnashing of teeth
Wow. You are fucking straight up delusional. All of your claims are subjective posits and beliefs, they hold no evidence to your claims at all. Other than show you take things to be true, before you check up on them or see for yourself.
3) It turns into a chicken before the egg. You cannot label something, without the concept of the thing we are labeling being known. However, they use the experiences that are "created" by god to prove that the concept exists, which is after the fact. This is a subjective deduction; the same way people thought meteors was god punishing them. It proclaims the cause of the effect, before actually seeing the cause itself.
They are left with - proof before the concept, or concept without proof.
2) with respect to us god is not transparent in his essence., but requires proof based on the experiences of what he has created, therefore, the demonstration of God's existence from his 'concept' lacks adequate grounding of the starting-point of the proof, namely the concept.
1) In order to infer a “thing (like God’s) characteristics immediately from its essence or appearance, it is necessary, that the concept of the thing we are discerning be known to us.
For the proof of god's existence this implies that the concept of God, his whole existence, must be discernible to us.
But since GOD, his 'whatness', his essence, is not directly known to us. since with respect to us god is not transparent.
I find this very religious and I am offensive.
IamJustinAdam3 3 weeks ago
Go to hell Zuumish
Roccothehitman115 1 month ago
Oil and holy books seem to be intertwined.
ArchieMoore 1 month ago
SUBSCRIBED ! FUCK THE BIBLE
Zuumish 1 month ago
love it. went right to m favs
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He is really horrible at cleaning stains
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Nothing takes an oil out of a bible like holy soda water. You just take of Canada to your local child molester, sorry I mean priest and have him bless it. I mean those guys will bless anything for a buck.
Richardisdorky 1 month ago
Good luck in your live ....
wladlew777 1 month ago
Jesus was a carpenter, im sure he would have had no trouble changing the oil.. I pray you get some true enlightenment.. Blessings
CaddyOne420 2 months ago
I love this video!
dockerjade 2 months ago
Mister, I don't know what's hotter, you or your accent.
mimikawaii7386 2 months ago
Coming soon to my bideo collection, Burning the bible Part 1, check it out when i post the video soon, it will be so fucking awesome, i bet i'll have millions of views on this one and most populer among the rest of the great videos i seen so far about this issue, many people ae fucking idiots fucking numbnutts who has NO life but a ball & chains around around their necks & feet, i'm so glad i dont have a life like that, going by a book by a fake jesus/god is a killer.
zeustruth 2 months ago
@zeustruth *video*'s, and more on the way so check back as often as you want ^^, btw a friendly reminder here if one is an ass on my pages you will be blocked and be reported, thank you have a nice safe bloody holidays and i do mean *bloody* holidays >:).
zeustruth 2 months ago
@zeustruth When are you getting back onto your medications?? Just curious--don't want you to hurt yourself--what a great loss that would be! ;) Merry Christmas!
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
@zeustruth wow...you are coming out with another BBideo???? LMAO Breat! Banother Bideo to bee! Brother, bou are bountiful, bright?? ;) Bi ban't bait bo bee bit? Braindead.... ;)
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
people wipe their ass's with bible page's shouldn't this tell people something ?
royallove23 2 months ago
@royallove23 you wipe your mouth with used condoms, too--what does that tell us?? ;)
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
@huhryezen well someones got a nasty mind ... not a good come back at all sorry oh ya btw am a female not a male so you can use the term faggot on yourself :)
royallove23 3 weeks ago
@MormonFacts1 lol i mean damn if 1 is total bullshit the other's are as well
royallove23 2 months ago
@MormonFacts1 how about both
royallove23 2 months ago
You ARE A TROLL!!! I am so thankful that I found this video because I wasn't sure whether you are a troll or a christian. btw your videos remind me of a classmate of mine who actually reacts they way you do to every syllable that pours out of other peoples' mouths.
burnininhell 3 months ago
@JSHuiling and @1God1Jesus You two are just a couple Bozo schmucks that fit inside the box in the comment below--your brains are so small..... LMFAO It IS fun to see losers on here....oh, what? This is NOT the JACKASS channel....uh, oh....so sorry..... hahahahahaha
huhryezen 3 months ago
@JSHuiling Buddy, you wrote to me through comments: "Just watch the video & enjoy it." LMFAO You make an ill-advised assumption that I'm not watching & enjoying..but I am, I am. You can COUNT on that! I'm watching losers like you&the bozo in this video that hasn't thought himself out of a paper bag yet in life! LMFAO I'm watching the triumph of technology & a cheap camera&some free time on a loser's hands producing cheap teenybopper laughs using old hackneyed techniques for jollies! :) FUN!
huhryezen 3 months ago
@huhryezen wow very quick to pass judgement...very christian of you
onetime233 3 months ago
@onetime233 Back at u. ;)
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
@MrOmniblast (continued from below) So stay in the herd. Christians do not care about doubters views on the Bible. 1GOD1JESUS uses alot of vulgarity (high school & middle school humor basically). Mentally & emotionally he's stuck in about 5th grade or so, that's all that proves. He uses vulgarity, simple-minded humor, some amateur camera techniques, & some REALLY HOMELY looking stand-ins to make videos negative & low-class on serious topics. He's an idiot & does not validate ANYTHING here. ;)
huhryezen 3 months ago
@huhryezen i big to differ on that one because all they do is reply back to the doub ters...soo that proves they do, so stop pulling our legs here or should i saiy cocks here, he is right and you really think he gives 2 shits about what you say? i sure dont. you christians are MUDERS and RAPESTS soooo yeah for proven FACTS to anyone goto my channel & royallove channel for the links & info, we can back up what we say, can you christians do the same? NO you always read the bible. fact
zeustruth 2 months ago
@zeustruth You freaking ignorant wacko--learn how to type! What are u, a chimp?? (Oh, yeah, you are....LOL) U haven't a frigging clue moron--did I say I was Christian, you stupid shit?? The only one pulling ur cock is YOU--loser. You are a chimp pulling his cock dreaming about 1GOD1JESUS ass cheeks sitting in your dump of a shit hole you call a home...probably LOW RENT. My security guard makes more money in a year than you make in ten years, loser. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! Learn to spell
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@huhryezen LOL you may as well be a FUCKING christain becauses losers like you always pick the persons grammer which i could give 2 shits about what you say, a chimp ummm okay it you say so BUT befor you ecusse me for my so called lack of spelling i advice you do the same MORON..it's not U its *y-o-u* you put you're foot in yo ass that time remember always recheck what you type, oh and you say you make more money in a year then it takes me ten...do you really think i about how much you have?no.
zeustruth 2 months ago
@zeustruth Thanks for proving beyond all shadow of doubt that you are an ignorant moron and imbecile...thank u!!!!!!!!! ;)
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
@huhryezen wow you are an asshole lol god/jesus doe's not exist we know this do you ? and no one cares about your security guard lmao who is your butt buddy btw always up your ass looking out for ya so really who's pulling who's cock -.-
royallove23 2 months ago
@royallove23 WTF?? What are you babbling about? The question pertinent here is 1GOD1Jesus, not "my security guard" dufus. You know nothing about me and I made no claim to any certain religion--I simply pointed out some facts. The only one tryoing to pull my cock--apparently--is you, faggot......you must be this imbecile's butt buddy. ;)
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
@zeustruth Don't care what a moron thinks--so that covers the both of you, dufus. Your writing shows how ignorant you are, and his videos show that he is a lame-ass second grader...nothing more, living in a hole. ;)
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!
huhryezen 4 months ago
@huhryezen
If I was writing that book...I'd MAKE SURE TO WRITE THAT TOO -_-...guess what...other religious works also make sure to include similar passages. Let me ask you this-while the books were being written, were there MORE or LESS doubters?
MrOmniblast 4 months ago
@MrOmniblast PROVE it---list two passages like that in other religious sacred texts? I am waiting.... 1GOD1JESUS has many videos on here. The guy lives in a HOLE, is narcissistic, & is OBSESSED w/ Jesus & God & Christians--OBSESSED. It's obvious. Maybe he was taken out behind the rectory by an RC priest when he was 12 or 13--who knows? Maybe he liked it, but felt guilty about liking it? Whatever--to each his own.... Why do doubters matter -- obviously you care about being in the herd! (cont.)
huhryezen 3 months ago
@huhryezen Just watch the video's and enjoy it.
JSHuiting 3 months ago
@JSHuiting STFU -- know what that means in immature YouTube troll language??? LMAO This video is a PIECE of SHIT written by a 3rd grade mentality..... I would enjoy determining that your mentaility is about 4th grade....
huhryezen 4 weeks ago
@huhryezen Did your mommy dropped you when you were a baby? Poor thing. And who stepped on your tiny toes to be such a ignorant, time wasting, oxygen consuming, brain dead, idiotic deadbeat? Seriously, go back to school and do something usefull, you're just a waste of bandwith.
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"IM IN DEEP SHIT NOW!"
Lolololol!!
mikefromwa 5 months ago
when i first started watching his videos i thought he was serious.... BUT I SEE THE LIGHT!
Blackrosereaper 5 months ago
I find the Bible speaks to so many subjects- Biology, Chemistry, and now (you've opened my eyes) Auto Mechanics. Sweet.
SpookyChildrenPro 6 months ago
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ItsTheTrickAttack 6 months ago
Of course! Think the bible will help me get the proper mixture setting in a Cessna 150 so I can hit that elusive 15 liter an hour fuel burn?
AmericanAviator 6 months ago
fuckin' Jesus! 1:09
DragonsREpic 6 months ago
uh oh....IM IN DEEP SHIT NOW!
never laugh so hard in my life!!!!!!!
HOLY shit....*weezing* *gets inhaler*
DragonsREpic 6 months ago
You frightened me when your swore...
Hammersley1967 7 months ago
i dont think thats how you change the oil...
Thats1000 7 months ago
I heart you.
fifthmiracle2874 7 months ago
"The perfect crime" *Laughs uncomfortably*
A quote of the ages.
Ironmaniacs7 7 months ago
Couldn't stop laughing.
cky4life06 7 months ago
IMF I can't stop laughing "I'm in deep shit now" btw a White shirt perfect for changing oil that's black brilliant!!
DragonsREpic 8 months ago
Jesus built my hot rod.
easyas314 9 months ago
for all the safety that ill need today i brought my king James bibile. Right well lets get started, hah. Ohh fucking jesus !! ROFL!
lwp3021 9 months ago
OMG i laughed so Hard haha Thank YOu you Angel From Heaven!!!!
ag4382 9 months ago
This was actually pretty funny.
One exuberant thumb up.
alaric63 9 months ago
Where's his Logie...hahahaha
Tindting 9 months ago
Sweet Toyota.
idontcare80 10 months ago
fucking awesome .. I accidently shit on my bible
f00naa 10 months ago 22
@f00naa i always wipe my ass with the bible.
Jll3001 6 months ago 13
@Jll3001 How do you wipe your ass with a piece of shit?
nick29203 2 months ago
@nick29203 Hahahahahaha, it's not often i get a LoL from reading a comment. But this cracks me up.
Pigroota 2 months ago
@f00naa lmfao
royallove23 2 months ago
fucking hilarious...
Ben1987X 10 months ago
you call jesus bad words 1:10 FUCKEN JESUS
Risdum234 10 months ago
the oil on the bible pages had me laughing out loud... fucking hilarious concept in general
fotwunny 10 months ago 3
I use the bible to wipe the dipstick too.
NO1Mensan 11 months ago 2
The beginning caption should not be "warning this will offend the religious"
It should be "Warning this will offend Christ"
thatmaninclothes 11 months ago
this is the best mechanic's guide there is! hahaha
tigernikki101 11 months ago
IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!!!!! I SRTIKE THEE STRIPED OIL PAN SCREW AND I RID THE FILTER OF DAEMONS
carnifex714 11 months ago
why is Brett Favre changing his own oil?
AskWlat 11 months ago
Fact is, Jesus didn't change his oil
Rkfly11 11 months ago
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JillAngie3 1 year ago
LMAO @ reading the bible as a car manual.
MissLoveAndLight 1 year ago
so whats your next act? gonna go burn son korans? maybe upset some islamics? Its ok though i hear islamics are totally into forgiving......
i8theb8t 1 year ago
@i8theb8t Fuck the Bible and fuck the Qur'an. They're both just slabs of paper. Burning a Qur'an is no different to burning Twilight. While we're at it, fuck that too.
jadencore 1 year ago 2
well i thought the cooking one was hilarious, people can believe whatever they want but i thought this one was a bit much, why would you do that to a bible, im just saying because may be offended by this, anyway there was a warnig at the start (thank you) but in my opinion that was a bit far, people sould stand up for what they believe in but they shouldn't do rediculous things to ANY religious or holy book whatever the religion may be...
SaucyTuRkLeBiRd 1 year ago
712 people are fucking sick
ivaflimkien 1 year ago
@ivaflimkien For liking the video? WOW you must lead a very narrow life, in a unicorns and glitter type way.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
@DiverforPort i dont like videos which mock atheists for what they believe in. yeah if you like a video where some fucker pours oil on a bible, smears it and starts tearing it makes you sick, even if you are an atheist. what the fuck is wrong with you people
ivaflimkien 1 year ago
@ivaflimkien BUT I am sure if he was spilling oil on the Quran that would be OK.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
@DiverforPort i wouldnt write a comment like the one i wrote on this video no but i wouldnt click like either- i dont much like insulting what people believe in, even if islam wants to kill jews, gays, christians, atheists, women, anything non-muslim really-unlike catholics
ivaflimkien 1 year ago
I WANT MY FOSTERS BEER!
vfIskullangel 1 year ago
This is fecking hilarious!
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
Hey, wait a minute. Isn't that the same black hand-print in the "Noah's Ark" video?
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
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EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
OMG I am cracking up! Subbin. Holy Shit!lol
TheLawlbringer 1 year ago
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@beardigady CHRISTIANITY - The belief of a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him your his master so he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense. Looks like you have no reason to live either.
ChinnuWoW 1 year ago
hahaha all you sad athiest fucks, this dudes pissed probably because he depended on god for sometime, or for something important, and nothing happened. Now hes just a sad fuck, with no reason to live.
beardigady 1 year ago
@beardigady Thanks for calling us atheist fucks O good xtian! doG is great!
MarkusZatac 1 year ago
haha these vids are piss funny
Strat0Blues 1 year ago
Pouring oil on the bible? Jesus should've thought of that instead of telling Bush to invade Iraq.
ErostheEpic 1 year ago 2
How many houses/cars do you have lol I watched some of you videos.
371terry 1 year ago
why did you take the oil sump off and not gust the drain plug
gingernutpreacher 1 year ago
"Did you have to will me to lie in the ants nest"
LMFAO, that was awesome
Catallac392 1 year ago 19
LMFAO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHA ;D
NocturnalKarnage 1 year ago
Ignorance is bliss...
xjcandmFX 1 year ago
Damn that's funny =^_^=
BlankPicketSign 1 year ago
gotta love imovie. lol
GeorgeDeadson 1 year ago
i am religious and I would just like to say one thing, this is a very funny/fun video. nice job
cupofjoe29 1 year ago
"it was only Isaiah" xD
gorgobar 1 year ago
"the prefect, crime eheheheheh" XD
edwinm1 1 year ago
Make video's about Muhammad.
ValorHonor 1 year ago
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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because atheists can't change shit.
waqas1887 1 year ago
omg ur so funny aahahah a
i loved it it had everything jesus plus entertainment =etrmely funny and offensive comedy i loved it demeaning religion is hilarious *sigh* i gotta subscribe ahah xD
xXbrutal2juanXx 1 year ago
"Did you have to will me to lie in that ants nest?" BAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHA
c0rp53f4c3 1 year ago
@photolitherland i recn u go to a masjid for fajir or magrib or isha prayers and give it a try...
copy as they do.... :-p
runawaytank 1 year ago
@photolitherland but u have to do it properly, nice and slow... otherwise u wont get the effect.. ;-)
runawaytank 1 year ago
@photolitherland ya it may seem a little too much to the non believer...thats why u should focus over only those things which u like about a religion that which benifits you... and to find that out.. u just need to give it a test...
like prayers.... the whole procedure refreshes body and mind... as if u have taken an expensive yoga... i bet u didnt know that... we do it 5 times a day.... so we are refreshed... while u guys only get relief by coming home after work and sleeping..
runawaytank 1 year ago
bahhhhhh kitty
F5FURU12 1 year ago
The oil on the bible part is one of the funniest religious jokes I've seen on youtube hahah.
stukadiving 1 year ago
Thumbs up for this dudes brand of comedy......I LOVE IT
CajunFireman225 1 year ago
@photolitherland science behind it :-p
runawaytank 1 year ago
@photolitherland i think theres been a littl problm with the translation of the verse.
i have been taught that procedure accordng to the verse. the material we use is not 'dirt'! that will be hillarious,of course a muslim cant pray if hes dirty. we are taught to use clean [pottery standard] clay or if not availble, then we just slap over any blanket [dust comes out] and rub those hands over arms and feet n face.well thats the rule, now we've neve done a research over it to see the scince behind
runawaytank 1 year ago
@photolitherland religious books are like encrypted information....u just have to decode it....
but not all books can give out correct information... except this QURAN
runawaytank 1 year ago
AH SHIT! 2:19 ROFLMFAO BWAHAHA!
edwinm1 1 year ago
the problem is'nt religion,, the problem is christianity!
Strangely, outside christianity, there is a proof of the existence of a God!
Yes! Strangely!......... search this on youtube " The secrets of Kaaba "
copy/paste it
runawaytank 1 year ago
@runawaytank that "secrets of Kaaba" was stupid, your dense if you think that video holds proof of a creator, much less your specific flavor of creator.
PhilipWitte 1 year ago
@PhilipWitte that is plain ignorance...i think u did'nt watch the whole video...u probably just closed it after a small part...
runawaytank 1 year ago
@runawaytank first, i'd like to apologize for attacking you. However, i did watch the whole thing, and a few numbers lining up doesn't constitute as evidence for a creator of the universe. It's almost as silly as the Bible Code.
PhilipWitte 1 year ago
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@PhilipWitte a geologist said abt the end ov the world [during the allignment of all the planets] "magnetic currents will spin in opposite directions, there might be a field effect reversal that takes place once it[earth] passes through the galactic equator"
did he say [reversal]?
Prophet Muhammad said about the end of the world:
[--see in my next comment--]
runawaytank 1 year ago
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runawaytank 1 year ago
its ok :) no harm done ;)
runawaytank 1 year ago
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@PhilipWitte he said: "the hour will not be established untill the sun rises from the west: and when the people see it. then whoever woill be living on the surface of the earth, will have faith, and that is (the time) when no good will it do to a soul to believe then, if it believed not before."
due to the field effect reversal stated by the geologist,, the earth will spin in an opposite direction which will cause the sunrise to occur from west....
runawaytank 1 year ago
I wanna show u where i wanna shove that repco aftermerket piece of shit oil filter. RIGHT UP UR ARSE MUTHA FUCKA LOL
panther1110 1 year ago
lol so funny
38dotra 1 year ago
BP need to stockpile those books for their next big cleanup!
hoodzzeee 1 year ago 2
May the Lord God help you!
mishakol129 1 year ago
I just saw a vid. earlier that said the Bible was the cutting edge scientific book. I never knew it had so many uses. molecular biology, and internal combustion mechanics.
Why did I never know?
Thanks, I see you used it on Toyota also.
God must truly love everyone.
pumpstations 1 year ago
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
LikeiHad 1 year ago
This is hilarious! I love the part where the bible gets dirty!
lgalicki 1 year ago
UH OH, I'M IN DEEP SHIT NOW!
You inspire me
LoosePhlegm 1 year ago 37
loooooooool
so funny
sa7lool100 1 year ago
You think you're so funny don't you ?
Your abomination to this world and therefore your offspring's will have the same effect, Stay in your HELL.
roycpc464 1 year ago
@roycpc464 you just contradicted your bible. Which says you shouldn't punish the children for the sins of their father... Oh wait no... the bible contradicts itself on that one saying you should punish them instead of the father.. derp.
for reference of contradiction:
ISA 14:21 "prepare a slaughter for the children..." etc etc.
vs
DEU 24:16 "every man shall be put to death for his own sin."
All and all you need to read your bible constructively. Not with blind faith that it's not a fallacy.
PirateDion 1 year ago
@PirateDion lol
everything is better when you take it out of context.
;)
lolzocoptor 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor do me the favor and explain the context of it. Seemed pretty evident that it was talking about punishing the children for the sins of their fathers. And then claiming that man shall be accountable for their own sins and not anyone else. But by all means don your jesus goggles and explain it more thoroughly to us unenlightened non believers. Convince us why we should believe in your god. Make an impact on the word and explain the contradiction.
PirateDion 1 year ago
@PirateDion I would not bother, trying to get any straight answer out of people like that is a waste of time. Reminds me of the quote "debating a Christian on evolution is like playing chess with a pigeon" BLAH BLAH.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor Depends on what the proper context is. ;)
AgentCROCODILE 1 year ago
@roycpc464 As you're proving a major lack of any sense of humor, you'll never understand anyway so why watch his vids?
saknama 1 year ago
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PirateDion 1 year ago
Oh fuck, this guy is hilarious.
"OH FUCK SHIT JESUS MARY! I'M IN DEEP SHIT NOW!"
LovelyYTRocks 1 year ago
haha the bit with spill, and the plastic bag.. that was just beautiful.
coolasacucumbah 1 year ago
@1GOD1JESUS You make a good team, I can hardly wait until you flush your radiator, maybe you could 'part' the water and make it drinkable again. Wouldn't that be somethin'.
Crankwhistle 1 year ago
m8 u r a funny fkr :)
jacekrad 1 year ago
Great vid, shows the problems with the virus known as god.
AtheistIreland 1 year ago 11
@AtheistIreland surely a deep scan and a defrag will solve the virus issues
hoodzzeee 1 year ago
@AtheistIreland the problem is education.If you go to the library and do the research its easy to come away with a factual understanding of our universe,even if the origin remains unknown.Most religious folk have no post-secondary education or are just to lazy to go to a library so its easy to adopt the tenets and beliefs neatly laid out in religious tomes.Bottom line anyway is ,if you need a book to guide or nudge your conventional morality your an uneducated savage anyway.Like most Muslims
PAULOcbi 1 year ago
lol. is your head ok lol
sarah0097 1 year ago
Thou shalt only pour uleaded gas into their holy fuel tanks
CorrectTV 1 year ago
0:49. I think I saw his head.
Pilotwing64 1 year ago
I can't tell if this gentleman is being serious, on account of his thick British accent.
Pilotwing64 1 year ago
@Pilotwing64 Australian accent.
Belgianidiot 1 year ago 2
@Belgianidiot look buddy, I don't know all your Brit slang. Here in America, we call the country Britain, so the accent would be called British.
Pilotwing64 1 year ago
@Pilotwing64 Nono, you know, Australia. That huge country bottom right on a world map. The accent sounds a bit similar if you don't listen that well.
"Britain" is in Europe, while Australia is in far far far away from there.
Just the same as the U.S. formed their own dialects of english, so did the Australians. Both being a former colony of Great Brittain back in the late 1800's.
Belgianidiot 1 year ago
@Belgianidiot Hmmmm... Tell me more about this "Australia." Are there any venomous snakes or spiders there?
Pilotwing64 1 year ago
@Pilotwing64 You are kdding right? I really hope you are.
Belgianidiot 1 year ago
@Belgianidiot no, I take nowlege really serious and stuff. So are there dangerous animals there? I've heard of a venomfangx. That thing looked pretty scary. Does that live in Australia?
Pilotwing64 1 year ago
@Belgianidiot Americans don't know the difference between a British accent and an Australian one, I live in the States but I am English and they are always asking me if I am Australian, I have even been asked if I am Canadian.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
1:12 lol
MIKEalTV 1 year ago
Jesus titty fucking Christ, Goddamn it, Fuck the Lord, Our Savior, Jesus is a cunt, All the christian or religious pricks shall die and go to 'heaven". haha bullshit.
MrXidus 1 year ago 3
@MrXidus i guess no one told you that you will stand before god one day and give an account for all the things you ever said, ever thought, and every deed you ever done, maybe you think hell is a park, let me tell you that people have been in hell for over 2000 yrs with out sleep,water..they have all the thoughts they had on earth, thinking about missed chances to accept jesus as lord. --for eternity they will be weeping and have gnashing of teeth
999Thip 1 year ago
@999Thip Go book yourself into an asylum you nut.
MrXidus 1 year ago
@MrXidus i went there but it was full of progressive socialist liberals dude...
999Thip 1 year ago
@999Thip
Wow. You are fucking straight up delusional. All of your claims are subjective posits and beliefs, they hold no evidence to your claims at all. Other than show you take things to be true, before you check up on them or see for yourself.
Congradulations at sucking at life.
Bi0hazardx 1 year ago
@Bi0hazardx this is not the first time someone cried out for help--
999Thip 1 year ago
3) It turns into a chicken before the egg. You cannot label something, without the concept of the thing we are labeling being known. However, they use the experiences that are "created" by god to prove that the concept exists, which is after the fact. This is a subjective deduction; the same way people thought meteors was god punishing them. It proclaims the cause of the effect, before actually seeing the cause itself.
They are left with - proof before the concept, or concept without proof.
Bi0hazardx 1 year ago
2) with respect to us god is not transparent in his essence., but requires proof based on the experiences of what he has created, therefore, the demonstration of God's existence from his 'concept' lacks adequate grounding of the starting-point of the proof, namely the concept.
Bi0hazardx 1 year ago
1) In order to infer a “thing (like God’s) characteristics immediately from its essence or appearance, it is necessary, that the concept of the thing we are discerning be known to us.
For the proof of god's existence this implies that the concept of God, his whole existence, must be discernible to us.
But since GOD, his 'whatness', his essence, is not directly known to us. since with respect to us god is not transparent.
Bi0hazardx 1 year ago
@Bi0hazardx IN THE BEGINNING---- GOD........
999Thip 1 year ago