black preacher

[ToTheBookStand]

What's he flicking though?

[vinny8vinny]

This is pure entertainment

[lukeguy97]

Finally, a preacher who appeals to a bigger crowd.

[JonesArmandoHoward]

Jesus and the Mutherf--kin spirit house n--ga...

LosAngeles is awesome...

Da devil is  a mutherf--kin liar...

We should make him police commissioner of Berkeley...

Or like a local super hero that has a Come in the name of mutherf--kin god signal...

[steveasat2]

"Our scripture reading this morning comes from the Book of Bell, the Yellow Testament...."

I don't think he was taking calls from viewers, I think he was randomly calling people within the same area code.

[Komisabe]

This is the most awesome thing i have EVER seen

[raspberrymuffin]

This is like...the most entertaining televangelist I've ever seen. O.o

I can't tell if he's a preacher on TBN a or a rapper on MTV.

[xxspliffsmokexx]

Im an atheist to the core but I would go to this dudes church 3 times a week.

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

If this isn't a Chappelle skit, it sure ought to be.

[expegraph]

This is a prime example of satin himself. This man is a hyporcrite he has done the unpartiable sin. He has blasphemed against the Holy Spirit. He will bust the bottom our of hell.

[Komisabe]

@expegraph He is an example of satin? So what's a good example of silk? I have always preferred leather myself.

[terrasidius]

lol excellent! anyone know the Parliament tune playing ???

[ArtypNk]

So, wait... Motherfucka nigga fuck motherfucker in the power of holy jesus( X2) devil motherfucker stupid bitch?! I understand god now.

[expegraph]

@ArtypNk why are you talking about yourself like that?

[ArtypNk]

@expegraph

Like what?

[NaamahTherion]

I dont understand what he says..Mo money for hoe´'s and booze?

Free Crack for christians...>???

[Ostnizdasht206]

Amen

[tinaUNDAcova]

If this was my preacher, I would definitely start attending church just for the entertainment value alone.

[AeroSatan]

@tinaUNDAcova I can't stop laughing

[commissarusa]

If Dolemite became a preacher, this would be the result. Absolute batfuck insanity mixed with the mannerisms and speech of the worst blaxploitation character of all time.

[grits207]

"The Devil is a muthafuckin' liar so you know I ain't worried, biatch. Stupid bitch!"

Words to live by.

[ImJustSayin2014]

I'm a Christian and all can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[EllysaE]

"You KNOW your ass is doomed!" LOL OLOLOL

[gregorioremunzech]

is he reading out of a phonebook?

[batcountryrabid]

So if I become a Christian, will I become as awesome like this?

[asson432]

@batcountryrabid

Naah. To reach that level of wisdom and piety, you have to have your loving parents christen you right after birth.

[BelaFleckPhan]

Gotta love the camera work

[MazBringsby]

"I made my ass very available"

[suriel777]

"ruler of heaven and earth and every goddamn thing in between!" LOL love this guy!

[899robinson]

What would Jesus smoke?

[herrCaek]

THIS IS WHAT BAPTISTS REALLY BELIEVE

[schiz0phren1c]

I BUHLEEEEEVE in Jeezus.bitch. :P

this guy makes christianity look interesting.

[Rosebunse]

Don't do drugs kids. Pregnant women, this is your reason to not do drugs while carrying a little bundle of joy in the oven.

[Koolkitties]

Stupid Bitch

[fleshido]

cocain is a hell of a drug...

[noisydope]

godamn MURDARURS



[Stammelaar]

hahahaha stupid ass house n%^ggr....he is a real son of God!!

[TheHideousRevelation]

HOLY SHIT

This shows up at the end of 'Heretics' by Magrudergrind! Was wondering where they got this from...

[DoctorJoykill]

I really want to know the origin of this shit.

[tinaUNDAcova]

lol EARF

[me9rob]

"I make my ass VERY available"

eeek Church doesn't believe in that....

[TheDarkchild1980]

This guy needs his own show.

[teflonwmu]

37 people are stupid-ass house niggas.

[TheBehattedOne]

I am now a christian thanks to this man.

[spartanses]

put CC on lmao

[Blarggle]

This is 5 years old how does it only have 217,000 views?

[ColeVecsion]

Clearly the clergy needs to use "beeyotch" more often in cermins, it'll nmake people forget bout that whole boy pedophillia thing

[A1sausie]

House Nigger!

[supercat821]

The title of this video is subversive and misleading

[itsbensiegel]

@supercat821 I don't follow you...

[supercat821]

@itsbensiegel try following yourself

[itsbensiegel]

@supercat821 I gave you an opportunity to clarify your comment, expecting you to engage me in a critical discussion of this video. Your immaturity would disappoint me if I were a YouTube novice.

I shouldn't have expected an intelligent response from someone who has among their favorite videos the identification of ancient Mesopotamian deities with Lizard People.

[supercat821]

@itsbensiegel Bra

That's over 60 videos down! Nice effort!

[itsbensiegel]

@supercat821 I'm not hearing a rebuttal against the sheer bat-shit craziness of the lizard people hypothesis.

[hootiepaladin]

Ah HA HA...

[brematura]

1:50

[ShibalGesikia]

I hate religion and I hate stupid people who talk like they never left the crack den. I'd punch this idiot out if he was here and now.

[ki11j0yreviews]

goddamn i love green screens.

[amishmike1]

This guy reminds me of Barak Obama

[veryfreshsub]

@beanfield200 probably because his chinese rat tail is fucking sexy and you want him to tickel your butthole with it

[XIX11z]

He's got a point

[ToddDtown25]

@XIX11z LOL

[areyouserial]

So you know I ain't worried, BEEEOTCH!

[jagpro91]

If Samuel L. Jackson had a crazy haircut and some crack....

[LasCJ]

i can't believe this was suppose to be serious... And why his he floating around? wtf

[aliciaquainton]

this is really sad..and its just another reason for white people to call blacks ignorant!..and its nothing funny about it..im offended and anybody that is not should be ashamed !

[gabrielgabriel2000]

lol what a mess

[Aozzy6495]

Is he reading a phone book?

[fernyherrera]

WTF! Lol

[AlexReynard]

At 1:18 did he say "You believe in Daft Punk"!?

[masterbalahoola]

@AlexReynard I think its "You believe in death, huh?" which doesn't really make much more sense than 'Daft Punk'

[BravisTrickle]

this made want to read the bible but i was a little disappointed that jesus didnt call anyone a biyotch

[uberhaxor69]

I COME IN THE OF JESUS REPEAT AFTER ME BITCH!!! XD XD XD XD

[2PieceGrease]

I would go to church every week if he was my preacher

[Failbot9000]

living proof that god does not exist grats

[ST0NEY420]

this guy is lit off his ass.

[madhammudeux]

HOUSE NIGGA!!!

[Arcadia453]

I could not imagine anything more rediculous/idiotic/hilarious

[mnbvcxz789456123]

lol crackhead preacher

[armyfitit]

He is telling the truth

[700MBFHarlem]

this guy must be in hell having sexual intercourse with satan,

[Chi7es]

i think he is a better christian than many lollllllllllllllll

[rayman117]

aww calm down, i just wanted to see what you'd say.

[rayman117]

this is obviousley a parody

[rayman117]

haa looser

[lemartravis1]

Are you stupid on purpose

[12345678910tom]

oak

[12345678910tom]

relax redneck

im not black

[12345678910tom]

lol.... its 2009 not the 1800's

[GrnEyedQT]

I bet he has bad breath....:-(

[JoeNobody247]

check out "Ramtha calls the Preacher"

[BadBopco]

Wow!!! Brainless and walking...

[organicsoymilk69]

lmao stupid nigger

[stealyphil1925]

He did all of the camera work himself. Picture it...

[celts1984]

dont do drugs kids

[jgq85]

I make my ass very available.

[sevendarkdays]

I think he did some *ahem* before this was filmed.

[naisammon]

The power of crack transmutes the yellow pages into the Holy Scriptures, bitches...

[deliciousmorton]

i'm atheist.

[poinoup]

Greatest hair ever.

The Howard Stern Show has played a few clips of this.

[littleicyman]

Flying crackheads... complete with unfitting backdrops.

[nwhwy]

Maybe he should call Leon Spynx for some teefasses! This animal beast put the capital N in Nigger!

[jrock714]

"I come in the naamme of Jesus, God Dammit!"

[BradFrosted]

The case against drugs.... oh and weeligion too.

[Tsukinokato]

why is he levitating around the screen all the time?

[JRhian]

LMAO!! I know right??

[LifeStorm91]

'Cause he is God.

[adamamida]

I like his ancient china-man braid.

[dobe2049]

drugs, seemed like a god idea at the time. It was public access tv.

[BigSweatyBlackMen69]

are ya laughin biotch!?!?!

[Givenzup]

Erf

[thrasher194]

Crack is one fucked up drug

[FMagl]

He's "made his ass very available"

Too much information.

[elelisrael]

hes much better then many  lame boring assholes on tv

[CJAnonymous]

Accept the salvation of Jesus Christ.

Or he'll break his fuckin' foot off in your ass, BITCH.

[juiceman38804]

HOUSE NIGGA

[beanthegod]

ruler of heaven and ERF

[SleepyBrownBread]

and every GOD DAMN THANG in between

[WoozyJos]

Party over here fuck you over there..

[NAUIDiverJayOX]

Right at the very end..

"I make my ass VERY available"

[L0vethehater]

Well of all the evangelical tv priest I have seen so far this guy takes an EPIC WIN and show em how it's dun.

I actually belive that he belives in what he say,can't say that about the rest.

[flashflores]

stupid BIATCH!

[epiclulz66]

he voted obama

[EfromFlint73]

Look at dude's hair. Is that a braided mullett? LMAO

[spacevampirestudios]

This is amazing.

[wulfgang66]

Dear God what a flaming mindless idiot. I thought Darwinian evolution would take care of this shit but no, we're stuck with 'em.

And they can fucking vote!

[hirosheena]

aw. come now. i bet he's had a hard life. he couldn't have been born like that....

[heatsketch]

dude he's high as fuck

[heatsketch]

The way evolution works, there will always be more stupid people and more useless mutations, i.e more dead ends, then there will be successful and useful mutations that will actually help drive the species foreward

[mmysama]

I want to join his congrregation!

[Mastapeacenator]

If this guy was selling something, I would buy it. Hands down.

[Toastypk]

In fact I do find it funny.

[hbnsckl]

Best cameraman ever.

[drunkgerman]

is this guy drunk?

[jtjcp88]

Coolest mo fo on the planet

[txiago123]

so you know i aint worried, BEEEEYYYYYOOOOOTTTTCCCCCCCCCHH­HHHHH

[arrow23]

ARE YA LAUGHIN BEEEEEYAAAAAATCH!!!!

[Spiralls]

I got that glock lock back!! lmfao!!

[BcrossII]

ARE YA LAUGHIN' BEEYOTCH?

Yes, yes I am.

[Dividend]

LOL his he reading from the yellow pages?

[Shainkov]

if A tells you that B is a liar,Why would you trust in A?, maybe is the liar.

[Tangalaja]

Is this for real???? or is a sketch?

[thebringerofnight]

'repeat after me bitch!' i love this video, what a totally inappropriate backdrop for a guy whose opening line is 'Are ya laughin beeyotch?'

[InsertYourBeliefHere]

This video is all the motivation I need to never do Meth.

[tomafornian]

funniest thing ive ever seen

[AtlantaSistah]

He needs help. He seems a little off.

Where are his meds?

[Honoric5]

They tried to trip a nigger up....priceless.

[NotoriousNightOwl]

1:51 - Best "BEYOTTTTCHHH!!!!" EVER.

[klitsboy]

the devil was a motherfucking LIES!

[Preator]

You fucked up! You fucked up, huh?!

[PsyberKayos]

Obviously he does.

[nickatwork]

Obama use to attend at his church.

[rtsjoe]

rofl

[AtlantaSistah]

And you were right beside him.

[nickatwork]

If only that made any sense.

[sistacee30]

LOL what the hell,this man has a shagg too. Is this preacher of the hood, this man is nuts and funny!!

[AtlantaSistah]

LOL!

Girl don't blame this mess on the hood.

Even the hood knows better than this.

ROFLMAO!

[sistacee30]

lol

[nwgrede]

You know I aint worried, beeeeoootch.

hahahaha

[ubermensch1]

holy shit it's al sharpton!

[Asalieri]

Reverend White, the early years.

[aceindahole]

this. is. AMAZING! AHAHAHAHA

"ITS ALL ABOUT COOPERATION YOU DIRTY HOUSE NIGGER" this is so good soooo goood "ARE YOU LAUGHIN BEIYOTCH?"

[pedroazevedo1]

What?! Do you know what you are talking about?

[donuteyes]

repeat after me, bitch!

[DrZaius75]

Proof that Jesus and crack do not mix.

[AgentXXII]

Actually, I think this guy is a true believer, expressing himself in the only way he knows how.

Rock on, beeotch!

[AgentXXII]

I'd go to church EVERY DAY if it was like this.

Beeyotch!

[ohrwurm]

I'm buying that Ice Cube "Bop Gun" from hearing it on this. Awesome.

[RobotKid100]

Byotch!!!

[AikiNinja1]

What the hell did I just watch?!

[glyph68]

Awesomeness.

[MisterSynyster]

And then the police find the preacher in the closet and take him for "extra-special" help...