Glenn Danzig To-Do List

[gcord21]

He looks like Brett Hart.

[pophutch72]

Lmfao

[menchiiscute1]

where is the original picture of 0:13 from? please help thanks :] the original meaning without danzig's face!

[southboundcinema]

@menchiiscute1 It's by Francisco Goya, from Los Caprichos. It is titled, "The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters." I first saw it on the cover of an Edgar Allan Poe collection. Goya's work still blows me away.

[menchiiscute1]

@southboundcinema

wow thank you so much!!

[southboundcinema]

@menchiiscute1 No prob. Sorry for the delayed response!

[carlwinslo]

what in the hell did Dusty Rhodes say about nachos?

[southboundcinema]

@carlwinslo Live and direct, Glenn Danzig, eat dem nachos, hoo.

[ruben1million]

Keep the good job dude, this stuff is out of this world. For us Danzig fans, at least.

[southboundcinema]

@ruben1million I need to do more of this kind of stuff. It's a lot of fun. Sorry it's been so sporadic.

[dannyjingu]

The Dusty Rhodes cameo threw me off guard. I think my upstairs neighbours heard me laughing.

[southboundcinema]

@dannyjingu Thank you so much.

[Shaxuul]

Gonna organize my Pez!

[richjl73]

Fuckin' great!!

[southboundcinema]

@richjl73 Thanks!

[DimebagVision]

After watching this video, I too, want to organize my pez.

[flaopium138]

the guys voice is actually pretty good lool

[danielafilthAILD]

hahahahah

[silentevil77]

lmao The Dusty Rhodes nachos were icing on the cake man XD

[CanadianGuitarist]

@silentevil77 Agreed! Dusty Rhodes is always awesome, but an especially pleasant surprise here.

[silentevil77]

@CanadianGuitarist very true lol

[lilblakkat]

Don't forget fighting lessons

[deathbypowerglove]

Charleston!!

[Fozzy757]

Danzigs going to kill you. He told me so.

[damienmetalwind]

@Fozzy757 I wouldn't worry about Danzig. The only video I can ever find of him involves his getting knocked out cold.

[TopHatMOON]

lol, this was funny

[socialcrimeradio]

Bitch at Tom Araya for keeping my push mower in his garage too long.

[socialcrimeradio]

"Blow on the cartridge before I can play Zelda ......again....."

[socialcrimeradio]

You need to do one of Glen playing Farmville.

"Levellllll 5, can now plant......CARRROTTTTTSSssss..­...."

[Sabbath686]

Hahahahaha, nice touch with Rhodes.

[ed4409]

I lost it at Dusty Rhodes lmao

[Coldeternal]

Oh sweet jeebus!! Wonderful!

[skeys79]

Why wouldn't you do this? The video where Danzig gets knocked out is great too!

[GrislyBloodfeast]

then voice is SO much better here than in the grocery shopping list, which is funny as hell, but sounds like jerry seinfeld doing his best danzig voice.

[pranky4]

Your a genius

[deathbypowerglove]

Your actually a pretty good Danzig impressionist.

[bloodcassidy]

lol!

[lucifiadamian]

Why would you do this?

[TheOneThatFlewOver]

@lucifiadamian

I think you probably missed a word or two there, buddy. I'll repost your question.

Why the fuck would you not do this?

[jaybone23]

Funny. Funny shit.

[SirGrotius]

neat, but shopping list is so much better

[slantyrock]

your glen impression is amazing.

[mikedudelang]

brilliant

[deathbypowerglove]

genius!

[BLS1313666]

Again, FUNNY SHIT!!!! Keep this up!

[galaxyrock]

Transcribe the parrot... SKEEEEEETTTCH!

[SpyroSan]

This is the most underrated video on the web xD

[parnando]

These are piss yourself funny!

[snidley1979]

I'm a danzig fan and its still funnny.

[LittleKrissieUrine]

XD lol win :3

[sunnoisamazing]

flagged

[HandsomeDynamite]

I need to watch Overboard again too.

[bearlooter]

i beg you to make more .... Please you are on to the funniest danzig angle ever ...

[panchomorac]

you fuck

[Astartes40000]

gonna or-ga-nize mah pez XD

that one was good

[TaylorOnTheMic]

lol i was bout to type this but u beat me to it lol

[Herbalaussie]

Watch ova-ba-hord! LOL

[boocho1]

..you guys are nuts.....

[LetsGoMetsGo33]

Oh Biehn, I don't know who that is... anyway good job.

[xTobiix]

whats the song clip at the very end????

[SteevyG92]

lol

[bottom83]

haha dusty rhodes

[ringocrowley666]

GO GO GO GO!

[mbm13213]

Overboard is an awesome movie.

[JimBillBumblefuck]

Remember kids, check your nachos for American Dreams.

[Mortis]

And here.. I thought I was the only one who organized their pez dispensers. I'm glad to see that Danzig does, too. :D

[brindlebull13]

organize pez lol

[k8tie2237]

this is so freakin funny!!!!!!! my brother and me quote it all the time

[BigCheeseMC26280]

Danzig deciding what movies to pick from Mr. Jim's House of Video [no lie] in Jersey would be great...

[ShaZzamPam]

I will never look at nachos the same again. :/

[deneheat101]

I spit out my drink when i seen this :O LOL,

[GRIMISING]

this was pretty funny lol

[deneheat101]

geez,LMAO.

[BigCheeseMC26280]

Haha, another one bro? Nice!

[mshap666]

Dear Michael Biehn:

You ruled in T1.

-love,

Danzig.

[BravoSquirrel]

I'd love to hear Glenn Danzig doing his taxes.

[Fencil83]

The American Dream!!!

[tattypatty]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[southboundcinema]

Hey, check out the Danzig chicks! Search for candyskullrose.

[DjSublimeslacker]

hahahahahah holy shit dusty Rhodes at the end in the nachos hahahahahahahahahhaah

[fur5immer]

nice voice man,,,good imitation

[DimebagVision]

Danzig rules! This vid rules! OLD MISFITS RULE!!!!

[gptvproductions]

"He who could not be named" Outstanding! Danzig is the one thing that cracks me up over and over. But I do love the music too. Check out Rick Hellcat at gptv productions.

[malik1917]

lol

[TwilightPrincess1106]

LOL!

[sulgit]

Shouldn't it be "Woh-oh-ohlf Blitzer"? haha

[jamesfellerkeller]

I lost it at wolf blitzer lol

[southboundcinema]

Larry King seemed too showbiz to me. Bob Schieffer would have worked, too.

[novice8814]

Glenn Danzig knows where you live. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

[fur5immer]

jaja

[punkyxse]

not to worry get one punch and you can knock him out lol

[DarealIdroo]

@jamesfellerkeller yeah i did too

[wessleyvillian]

you dont sound anthing like him

[southboundcinema]

And you can't spell "villain." Or "Wesley," for that matter.

[SpyroSan]

hahahaha xD

Pwnd =P

Nice video btw.

[socialcrimeradio]

@wessleyvillian

Obviously you have no idea what Danzig sounds like then. That or you work for an outside source for PEZ who found this offensive.

[mshap666]

There should really be an entire song about Danzig hanging out with Wolf Blitzer. That's my favorite one.

[Matthias138]

hahahaha thats priceless when i heard this i think a little spot of pee came out hahahaha

[WillFierce]

nice dusty impression

[southboundcinema]

Thanks! Between him and Flair, and can't decide who's the best.

[mshap666]

So good! Glad to see another one man, this also rules.

[BILLETH]

Haha that was awesome, love the Dusty Rhodes mention too.

[southboundcinema]

Even Mickey Rourke knows it's all about Big Dust.

[DRAVENLYNN94]

this video is funny but i like the shopping list video the best.

[southboundcinema]

Thanks!

[DimebagVision]

STUDYYYY lol

[Frumess]

is this the same dude who did shopping list

[southboundcinema]

It is I! I hope you liked it.

[bmovies4life]

write a fan letter to michael biehn .. HILARIOUS

[Zodi77]

Stupid and funny!

[cameltoe4565]

meh... grocery shopping list was twice more fun than this

[southboundcinema]

Everyone knows what frozen pizza is. Michael Biehn, not so much. James Cameron tried.

[AJtheory]

hahahahaha gonna practice my Charleston....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAAAAA....

[chardflair]

good!DAMN GOOD,KEEP EM COMING

[monicav3]

omg! dude ur too hilarious! :D good job im so subscribing to you. haha.

[nickkristin]

cooooooooooooolaaa. i like the end signiture to both videos

[southboundcinema]

Two handfuls of dry cereal for vinetari and boomaga, for showing us the way.

[DUDENUMBER77]

excellent vids dude, but do you like or hate danzig?

[southboundcinema]

Thanks, Dude. I love Danzig. I grew up on his stuff. Same with Bon Scott, Scott Ian, etc.

[scottvanska]

Those photoshops are funny.

[southboundcinema]

Thank you. This was my first attempt at using the program. I did the Blitzer pic and figured I could wing it from there.

[JunkyardKid]

PLEASE. DO. MORE. OF. THESE!!!

[southboundcinema]

Okay, but you have to watch "Old School Dude." Twice.

I think I have another Scott Ian in me. Not that having Scott Ian in me the first time wasn't disturbing enough.

[gwarfan1point5]

what the shit does gunner have to do with this? It just seems like a stretch here is all im sayin , the Grocery list was believable . but oganizing pez?? watching overboard?? dude , i guess if evil dead II wasnt made , the first would be a joke , but this is the exception to the rule . im not sayin it sucked , im sayin you KNOW it was 1/2 ass at best when u made it . Dont shoot the messenger holmes.

[southboundcinema]

"Evil Dead" rules. "Evil Dead II," as well. "Army of Darkness" was fun when I saw it several times at the dollar theater. I saw "Escape from LA" five times, I think. Don't know why. It may explain the "Overboard" thing, though.

It's all out of my system now. Back to cat vids. Thanks for not thinking it sucked...too badly. And I meant no genuine offense with the Gunnar thing.

And Gwar fucking rules, especially their low-budget stuff.

[gwarfan1point5]

i took no offence dude , i think it was awesome all im sayin is i saw the first one . the "Grocery List " and i laughed my fuckin cock and balls off! i sent it to everyone i know , in excess , so much that i got complaint messages to stop sending it !!! hahaha its the funniest shit ive seen in years!! all im sayin is it was paled in coparrison. but its hard to top a classic , and i think the grocery list will go down as one .

[southboundcinema]

Thank you for that, and tell your friends I apologize. I feel their pain. It's been overly coddled. Victor Frankenstein knew when to say when.

[gwarfan1point5]

dont kid yourself holmes , its fuckin awesome!! hahahah ! keep 'em comin. im just a jaded drunken ass canadian , since when did you give a fuck what we think!! haha good vid!

[gwarfan1point5]

seems like a stretch here dude , like wierd for the sake of bein wierd?? you know you can do better holmes . all this time and THIS is all u came up with>>????

[southboundcinema]

I know, gwarfan1point5. I wish Gunnar Hansen was in it, too.

With is greater than four question marks. I know this because gwarfan1point5 knows this.

[FromTheSeaEntertain]

i thought that was brian knobs

[southboundcinema]

Bad source material. You can't quite see Michael Biehn, either. (And I think the letter "n" cuts off in the audio on that line. Kind of sounds like someone else did it.)

The audio's not quite what I expected. Different software, same mic. Should have used headphones.

[thebarryo]

nothing like a guest appearence by The American Dream to top that off....hahahaha..gotta practice my charleston

[southboundcinema]

I'm glad it turned out okay. It took so long to come up with something, I thought it would be the "Chinese Democracy" of Danzig parody videos. Or the - RON MCGOVNEY - of - RON MCGOVNEY -.

[masochistjinx]

I love it, and you!

[southboundcinema]

I love you, and it. Lmm.

[Agentlover]

HAHA let me gather up the ladies for ROUND 2!!!