High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds

[ohn0shedidnt]

"especially for the ones that played burnado and consueleo"

[ValtronW]

Who cares about HIGH SCHOOL productions? All they ever do is ruin good shows. Yuck.

[daman7379]

wow i needed to be 18 to see this video

[AsianManGV3]

@daman7379 It shows some really nassssty stuff on here

[alltradeschools]

Some good talent with lots of potential.

[GeneralCane]

I had to pause to laugh at the Cockney accent.

[SavannahTelevision]

oh gosh i hope i win most dramatic comment award on youtube typed by an asian canadian...

[19775021]

least consistent cockney accent .

[drinkycrow67]

1:14 only part i found funny

[frogsrule42]

OOOOOOOH its fakeeeeee XDDD i didnt realize until the verrrrrry end when i saw "the onion logo" lol. i wish these were reaaaaal. but better awards o.o

[LocoGroove]

@frogsrule42 Wow! You're smart.

[velcrodogowner]

Best Line..............held in the parking lot behind a theater so attendees could smoke. Fucking hysterical.

[EyeMaske]

Pre-Show massage circle. Hah.

[MahBoi0375]

Probably the only award where the support crews get more value than the actors! 8D

[billsfansw]

Least Consistent Cockney Accent... They really should award that one.

[tristan602843]

hay lads & lassies

[Eryx247]

This is absolutely true about my old high school drama club. Funny as hell

[philosophermike]

I don't get any of this. Is it because I didn't have a social life in high school?

[TheLeviathanZero]

Most Exaggerated Limp

[Squiklesss]

There's totally a Nathan Hale high school here.

[sgthootnany]

nerds!!!!

[porshemonkey1]

@sgthootnany haha dude people who are in like a drama club or in drama class for highscool aint nerds there doing sumthing they like and enjoy plus the more they get better and go proffesinoal more cash thell make ur ass wont even make any where near what they make a year it take u like 3 life times to what they make a year rofl

[sgthootnany]

@porshemonkey1 o sorry but the army dosnt oay that much

[sgthootnany]

@porshemonkey1 o sorry but the army dosnt pay that much

[gamerzndplayerz]

@porshemonkey1 tell that to the 1000s of post graduate students with all their performance art , drama , media , film studies degrees who are working in the fast food industry =S

[JustinBobby4]

Best choreography involving obese performer: jordan boughrum

XD

[verzeda]

'lads and lassies?' ...............what? the fuck

Yeah, that's cockney alright, boy howdy.

My ass

[T64181700]

1:05

[qck101]

WTF IS THIS GARBAGE ASS NEW FUCKING LOSERS

[ForGirlsOnlyAccount]

@qck101 shut up

[qck101]

@ForGirlsOnlyAccount LOL stfu nerd ass monkey

[ForGirlsOnlyAccount]

@qck101 LOL cock sucking mother fucking dildo humping piece of shit. Go skull fuck ur dad u degenerate faggot

[XcoldshadowX]

I wonder how much Nathan Hale High School paid the judges to win this award.

Fuckin cheaters.

[EnlighteningDarkness]

These shows make the news look interesting :D

[Chibikyon13]

Host "Mr.B" urges attendees to never settle for a teaching career XD

You really gotta pay attention to the text at the bottom

[MEareCAT]

LOL so attendees could smoke xD

[randomfan1]

I fucking hate school drama clubs, they always screw up the plays by adding stupid shit or just acting stupid.

At my schools rendition of 'The Wizard of Oz' they didn't have ANY flying monkeys! Not even people dressed as monkeys with wings, all we got were fat chicks in cat costumes for some fucking reason.

[ollie21271]

@randomfan1 why dont you try doing it your self then if you no everything

[randomfan1]

@ollie21271

I could do all the characters by myself and do a better damn job.

[Wuhhhht]

this is so true.

[hendershot2009]

wow

[ToxicOdiousOne]

the Christian girl most sexual tension. Ah ha ha.

[soulcalibar3]

1:15

"best choreography involving obese performer" hahahahahha xD

[FLyinTomatoz]

LOL! 0:57 , 200 dads leave at intermission to go to sports bar.

[RedSoxForObama]

'Least consistent Cockney accent'- hilarious!

[AtLastOnTheGround]

I'm a theater kid and I think this is really funny and accurate. High school actors, for the most part, suck. And this pretty much shows how good they think they are.

[scbaldwin13]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha wwwwwwwooooooooowwwwwww that was awwwwweeeeesssssooooommmmmmmee­eeeee

[keissaus]

Over 200 dads left ceremony at intermission to go to nearby sportsbar.

lol

[Gimpo69]

yeah this video can suck my dick

[Reaper006900]

Dont worry Medranc. i think you deserve a award to. maybe next year

[Frogydrama]

SHE IS UGLY

[OsakaChiyoDestroyU]

@1:14 Yeah, that girl goes to my high school. She won both "Best Performance in a Pre-Show Prayer Circle" and "Most Sexual Tension Produced in a Pre-Show Massage Circle" back in 2008, but then she dropped out of school to have a baby after she got pregnant from her pastor at church.

[LocoGroove]

@OsakaChiyoDestroyU :D

[cubsfan4life33]

The ticker at the bottom is as funny as the clip. "Asian Americans politely ask to be included in National race debate."

[MisterAviate]

@cubsfan4life33 dammit, now i need to go back to video 1 and start reading the ticker :/

[tiddleto2te]

im glad eric faas won most exadurated limp he really desereved it

[synbin24]

i couldn't agree more

[stevehjoseph]

lol, best girl as a guy

[Rhonda9001]

Im still in shock over Nathan Hale taking best lighting.

[Oli3TB76]

'Most Exaggerated Limp' Its so incomprehendable why this makes me laugh as much as it does

[Cujoh]

that is how these Movie shows are

[IHaveAnAnonymousName]

is PowerHeal fucking retarded?

[annyongSC]

yes mr. anon, he is a card carrying, fully certified retard

[2lazy2troll1]

shut the fuck up

[TheOvitsky]

wow. I'm sure you have already gotten replys for this... but seriously, dude. jut...wow.

[mmapp80]

PowerHeal

its fake dipshit

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Most sexual tension produced? Alright!

[infadsfa]

this is a complete rip off of brass eye tho isnt it... probably about a decade before this and ten times as outrageous

[ItsASuicideMachine]

i can't believe i forgot about brass eye, that show was amazing, chris morris = genius. The paedophile episode was the best one, and who could forget cake? lol

[TheRealEricLester]

least consistant cockney accent lol

[xplosivelilly]

u kno what cracks me up..is how professionally the onion does it...lol

[Valicore]

"Best Performance in a Pre-Show Prayer Circle" Ahahahahhahahahahhahahha hilarious because it's true lololol.

[axedrecista]

Best Old Man Back Ache 1:15

[MidgardEagle]

Prayer Circle + Most Sexual Tension produced

:D

[DudeistPriest67]

"Peter Frampton talkbox": that is so wrong, but so funny!

[thehymner]

lads and lassies~

[CMSonYT]

"winners hope tonys will help them get cooler friends"

[djaerod1]

LOL thats not cockney accent, thats gimp accent!

[snowysolstice]

thank you very much for this here award lads and lassies!

[mandylol100]

@snowysolstice LOL! UR WESTERN! :D

[mandylol100]

@snowysolstice next thing you know it "Hi, im also western, hello lad :D"

[Hobinator17]

@snowysolstice dont quote the video. we all saw it, so whats the point of repeating it?

[bobert59]

Pre-show massage circle 0_0

[MrJudL]

This is hilarious! The Onion is amazing

[CMSonYT]

yes

[GSMEFMS]

nerds

[Medranc]

I kinda wish this was real.

[porshemonkey1]

@Medranc it was :)

[yellowcougar18]

Oh man....I think I would have choked laughing if I was there.

Yeah, the Onion is just genius. And some people take it so seriously. They write speeches and everything.

[xLindsey777MCRx]

Im a cheer computer nerd.

[AFLoneWolf]

I was a band geek myself. We handed out our own awards.

Though we definitely could borrow some the catagories

[VeryCrazyRedd]

lol, I was thinking the same thing. My band has some pretty awkward awards, but we could learn a thing or two from these guys... good job, Onion, good job...

[cheeseboy340]

well, you see in our school, on the social ladder, right after basketball player, the social order is reversed, i mean the band geeks and nerds are actually more popular than cheerleaders, i actually saw the av club beat up our schools soccer star

[TheOverItFellow]

@cheeseboy340 Damn, I wish I went to your school. Where is it?

[jaspar38]

The sad thing is I actually have one of those awards. It wasn't for something crazy, but it's physically the same as the ones shown being given out.

[maroon1gold]

hahahahhaa

[franinconverse]

so much win

[darthgandalf123]

Ohhh my god... laughed my a** off bout the smoking at the end. what's sad is how true it is...

[afn33282]

That's it. I should have gone to a technical high school.

[darthgandalf123]

*snort* yeah. not mine though, it's pretty rough. lots of fights

[afn33282]

:o word.

[dberry02jr]

"Best Lighting of a Highschool Gymnasium" ROFL

[lilpookiemonkey]

i graduated from nathan hale high school in wisconsin...and i was in theater...woo hoo!

[rcrawf7799]

"so they could smoke"

[PsychoticSkittles]

uh, you guys know that the onion is a satire, right?

[drizztman101]

OMG Nathan hale high school is a real school, I walk by it every day.

[bwahahaha14]

its fake.

so... never

[SillyTactics]

Taylor are you just plain idiotic this was never on T.V. this is a comedy show not the actual news...

[astrosoup]

Be nice

[CafeCharLatte]

Ha haha ha hahaha

Most sexual tension produced in a pre-show massage circle.

Oh, the joys of being a theatre nerd.

[Rorschach313]

lmao peter frampton talkbox for tracheotomy patients, priceless.

[SmitHolm]

the moral of this video is : celebrities are as worthless as people nobody gives a shit about. + tax

[ienjoytaffy]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrraaaa­aaagggggggrrrrrrrrrpppppppphhh­hhhhgggggggggrrrrrrrrrgggggggl­lllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Truseneye92]

lol 'Nathan Hale high school' isn't Nathan Hale the main character in the Resistance series on PS3?

[deathmagnetic96]

yes he is

[DaveO15]

Good man.

[3Dmassacre]

TheOnion is a crew of part time gamers.

[ianjames537]

Nathan Hale was an American Revolutionary war hero, or traitor, depending on whose side you take.

[aeh20s]

The technical awards were held in the parking lot so the attendees could smoke. Priceless. I haven't laughed that hard at anything in a while.

[lizardboy16]

"Best jock in a supporting role"

Oh lord I love the Onion. :D

[COBR13]

bahaha

i loved

"best sexing up of a gypsy costume by a

popular girl"

the onion nailed it again!

[AloneWarriors]

"Best daughter of a director in a leading role"

That was nice.

[rttoronto]

Anyone who thinks any of the onion videos are true should have their head examined.

[Padre4321]

It's not fake. I'm the guy who won the Limp Award. I really won it. I have the trophy. You're an idiot.

[Padre4321]

I don't get it. These performances didn't seem very good. Why would they win awards?

[destructicon500]

It. Is. Fake.

[DTMTroy]

ssshhhh what are ya's doing? we let the idiots talk then laugh at them.

[Killzor7]

this is fake, they made it up to entertain people, this channel is a comedic channel which makes news reports funny.

[Padre4321]

Fake or not the performances weren't well done. I just don't get it. I can do a way better Cockney accent that one guy. And that limp wasn't very believable.

[purpleplayingpenguin]

...That's the point. It's making fun of poor highschool performances. That's why the awards were for the "Least convincing Cockney accent" and "Most exaggerated limp".

[DTMTroy]

um no this is legit news. fox is faux remember.

[Killzor7]

lmaO! are you a moron? xD listen to what they say you jackass this aint legit news I've been suscribed to the onion since they were only started and something like this is expected from americans to be stupid like this. LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY, the awards are making fun out of the "kids" and at the end the news reporter said "so that the attendies could smoke" TheOnion is a comedy channel please don't be a moron and try to understand (watch they're other video- about Spam in america)

[DTMTroy]

oh my god! thank you. i am such a moron. glad you could point out this is satire and not real. i honestly had no clue of that. you and the many others that point out the obvious are simply the most brilliant minds on here or i dare say in the world. it's good to also be blunt about and rather than just go along with ones that think it's real for the joke of it all, tell them they're retards and point out the consistent obvious. great job you amazingly smart people.

[Padre4321]

Well I know Nicole Carter. I went to high school with her. And she went to college to become a newscaster.

[DTMTroy]

probably and now she is on the onion so good for her.

[DTMTroy]

oh and it's their other video not they're....sorry sorry you're the genius i'm the moron my bad sorry.

[awsomeasian94]

LOL

+1 for the FOX reference :D

[paulsint]

talkbox for tracheotomy patients? that would be cool!

[mea1989]

Brilliant! I love the categories, especially "Least Consistent Cockney Accent," "Best Sexing-Up Of A Gypsy Costume By A Popular Girl," and "Achievement In Makeup Dirt-Smudge Placement."

[jingsheng76]

ROFL!

1:16 - "Best Performance in a Pre-show Prayer Circle"

!!!

[bhurst69]

nathan hale strikes again!

[affytapple]

so amazing.

[boxofrain09]

HAHAHAHAHAH!

As a high school theatre kid, this is too perfect.

[th3toiletguy9111]

better than fox news.

[DDSproductions08]

ur a dumbass

[Apmoponhon]

ROFL

[waysmarterthanu]

fox news is biassed is what he means

[ghostxxxrebirth]

i only wish this was true. my school would so dominate.

[abrahakr]

OH MY GAWD

sooo funny, I love the onion

this was dead on to my high school theatre days

[2Luke]

high school tony awards? what the?

[tawlguy]

Best sexing up a gypsy costume by a popular girl hahahahhaha

[missiworld]

Haha. I love being in plays.

[MadenaMoe]

you betta believe moes all sexual!

[AlchemistsofFlames]

WOOO GO STADGE CREW

[Aceofdiamonds7]

representen backstage