Dethklok is a fake band created for a cartoon show, yet this "fake" band is far better than 99% of every band that is out there today. Dethklok is the last real metal band. once they go, metal is pretty much done.
@chipmunksdbzyugioh Are you high? Metal is alive and kicking ass..Lame ass pop music needs their faggy mtv shows and grammys and radio crap to tell them they are good, so they don't go around bitching and stuff. METAL KNOWS ITS AWESOME AND DOESN'T NEED OTHER PEOPLE TO TELL IT THAT. We need this crappy music around so we have something to make fun of when were done moshing and headbanging.
It's my birthday today~
BloodyBlackRose1 1 day ago
beast ♥♥♥♥♥
Mily8Holic 3 days ago
RSVP PLEASE! dododododododo
ilikewoodenshoes 2 weeks ago
Its my birthday and this is the first thing i think about <3
Potchama67 3 weeks ago
.... Man. I feel so happy now.
Danni1894 1 month ago
What's the difference between friend and best friend? Friend will send you some happy birthday song, best frend will send you this :D
GiltleyRage 2 months ago
i posted this on my grandmas facebook page...she said, "I LOVE IT" GO GRANNY!
TheOxyOx 2 months ago 2
@TheOxyOx
I posted it on my aunt's wall and she said I won best birthday greeting :3
jeleopard 1 month ago
16 people are gonna hamburger time by the hands of Skwisgaar, Toki, Murderface, Pickles, and NATHAN EXPLOSIONNNNN
TheQueenOVMetal 2 months ago
iFuckingCame
SickMaster344 2 months ago
The woman who I love brings me here! She like Dethklok. This is fucking amazing, isn't it?
Blast8Bits 2 months ago 8
\m/
VicaCOBHC 2 months ago
It's my birthday today :).
tearo 3 months ago
My birthday is tomorrow and one of my awesome Dethklok fan friends posted this on my wall :D
Luckily for me, he didn't give me the blackest present possible. I rather dislike disappointment.
TriforceKun 3 months ago
I shall listen to this for all of my bday.
IRSpafic 3 months ago
hell yeah today is my fucking dethday
daedman363 3 months ago
i have my birthday today and my friend post this on my facebook wall :)
mitsos97metalhead 3 months ago
its Kirk Hammetts b-day!
kyussfan6 3 months ago
i posted this on a preppy girl's fb page on her birthday and she freaked out!!!!! god it was funny
thelonewolf997 3 months ago
its meh birthday
Kloketier42 3 months ago
It's my friend's birthday tomorrow, guess what song I'm covering for him?
JonathanChunPrevenge 3 months ago
Take a pill to masturbated.
lmao.
IronKingLeo 3 months ago
ITS MY DETHDAY MOTHERFUCKER
MOSHxITxOUT 3 months ago
Yesssss, just received this on my birthday.
Demyxrocks 3 months ago
I got this posted on my Facebook wall for my bday, love it! Thx Connor <:)
HeathH737 4 months ago
my friend posted this on my wall, what a br00tal way to start my birthday :D
xX9King9Of9Roses9xx 4 months ago
Happy Dethday to me today, srsly. X-/ Bleh, I hate b-days. :(
NodDisciple1 4 months ago
yay happy bday to me
MrAnomalously 4 months ago
666th like...HELL YEAH!!
ArthasMenethil96 4 months ago
Definitely one of Dethklok's most brutal songs!... wait, who am I kidding? All Dethklok songs are BRUTAL!
TheSinquisitor 4 months ago
I'm listening to this today on my birthday/dethday!
killeraevis51 4 months ago
@killeraevis51 Someone just sent me this link and it's my birthday today. I guess it works.
Praetrepidabimus 4 months ago
@Praetrepidabimus me too!
Nitsua016 4 months ago
Todays my B-Day XD
sidthekid8988 4 months ago
I got this today on fb for my birthday. awe yeahh.
carissang94 5 months ago
MY BIRTHDAY!
theamvgirlx 5 months ago
Happy birthday to me ;D Gonna do illegal things cause im so damn "k00l"
xxxwomitoxxx 5 months ago
Wooo It's my 18th birthday ! Hello alcohol ........legally.
Gykw17 5 months ago
@Gykw17 That would be true if you were only 3 more years older
WoWmeetsZelda 4 months ago
@WoWmeetsZelda not in Europe
Gykw17 4 months ago
@Gykw17 According to your profile you're in USA, so I'd say that is unrelated.
WoWmeetsZelda 4 months ago
...and it was the best birthday ever
SocietiesFailure 5 months ago
It's my friend's birthday today, guess what video clip he's getting on his facebook page?
KungFuRascals3 5 months ago 68
@KungFuRascals3 same
MrLespaul166 4 months ago
@KungFuRascals3 a song by mc hammer?
nachoskater44 3 months ago
@KungFuRascals3 you are not the fiirst nore the last one to do that.... i do it on all my frs birthdays :) btw love this song !!!!
nevertoheaven 2 months ago
something grew inside of your mother
...thats what she said
raisinboy4president 5 months ago
Today is Dino Cazares' birthday :D
Skakhti 5 months ago
i would get the shit kicked out of me if i posted this on fb
dopekriss 5 months ago
i just posted this on my cousin facebook wall for his birthday. lol
Keaster9000 5 months ago
happy birthday to me :D
drinfernodds 6 months ago
@drinfernodds Happy birthday to me too!
heavymetaljesus7 5 months ago
this just ozzes metal
skinnymc17 6 months ago
real friends post this on their friends' facebook for their birthdays
emrxsteelmech 6 months ago
Happy Dethday grampa!!
Rebellion3112 6 months ago
Hamburgertime day
Kyyp3r 6 months ago 22
it is my birthday today and i will be posting this on my facebook
wolfgangclockwork 6 months ago
I just posted this on my sisters wall on Facebook.
rosebud21295 6 months ago
lol, i love dethklok and i wish someone would post this on my facebook
ShadowsofBodom 6 months ago
@ShadowsofBodom every friend of mine that has a bday on facebook, i post this :D
gmNakurai 6 months ago
It was my birthday yesterday! :D August 7!
Kizales 6 months ago
it's my birthday today!
BeyondLame 6 months ago
I SWEAR ITS Y BIRTHDAY TODAY AND 4 FRIENDS SENT ME THIS LINK LOOLOLOL
PsboyX360 6 months ago
@PsboyX360 Fresh...
mustafa2984 6 months ago
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DivineSlayer1 6 months ago
@PsboyX360 ZOMG CAPSLOCK LOLOLOOOL dude, seriously, calm down.
DivineSlayer1 6 months ago
Today it's 4th time I play this song to myself on my birthday. Every single year, I am listening to this masterpiece :D
vojmor 6 months ago
Listening to this song today seeing as how it's my Birthday :)
MrAnubis420 6 months ago
Posted this on Dracola Longbottom's My Immortal Role-playing page.
Huffleclawmage 6 months ago
This isn't my favorite Dethklok song, but it's my birthday, so I kind of had to hear it...
DarthKeyrus 6 months ago
It's my birthday today AND I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
HypnotikNinja2 7 months ago
Totally posted this on my sis's wall for her b-day today!
TrkMason 7 months ago 4
1 year closer to death as of today!
FutureUSMC12 7 months ago
I play this song, when I have birthday :D
Cryptorax 7 months ago
today is my birthday july 14
XxMutchClownLovexX 7 months ago
happy birthday guys!!! 1 year closer to death ;)
lilithrozz 7 months ago
Like this if you are a metal fan looking for your own birthday song lmao
rxariaelin 7 months ago
Today is my birthday!!! Thanks dethklok!!!!!
UnkleRonnie 7 months ago
Today is my birthday. :D
ToxicityX67 7 months ago
@ToxicityX67 Happy birthday XD
TheOGIHARA 7 months ago
@TheOGIHARA Thanks bro
ToxicityX67 7 months ago
I'm 20 as of 2:10am today. This song is perfect for such an occasion.
l33tohs 7 months ago
@l33tohs I'm 20 as of tomorrow...already this song is perfect for me too.
Gam3Junkie7 7 months ago
13 people just found out about child birth and are disgusted.
smitoraj2008 7 months ago
just turned 17 like 7 minutes ago and i start my day out with this song...What a way to start >:3
TheTombs13 7 months ago
Just got it for my birthday, I feel awesome
ezodragon 7 months ago
13 people did not get this posted on their facebook wall on their birthdays :)
kyubijacob 8 months ago 68
@kyubijacob i posted this on my friend/Enemy wall today lol
lilithrozz 7 months ago
@kyubijacob i ironically did that for a friend just now.
TrappedunderIcE7 5 months ago
@kyubijacob I post this on everyones wall on their birthday
TheSneakyVikingJarl 4 months ago
its my birthday today! woot
zidul 8 months ago
i post this on my ex gf facebook for her birthday hahaha good times
mrjoker629 8 months ago
"Hey Fatso, We got you your favorite thing! Disappointment!"
NoahRodriguezShow 8 months ago
it was you no wait it was life.
bully78781 8 months ago
it was you no wait it was life
bully78781 8 months ago
This was the first Dethklok song I heard :)
BFMVisMETAL11 8 months ago
haha its my birthday
SkullKingPro 8 months ago
My brother sent me this today for my 21st birthday lol!!!! Love you too, Matt XD
Blaireausaphyr 8 months ago
happy DETHDAY to me!
SickpplProductions 8 months ago
happy DETHDAY to me!
SickpplProductions 8 months ago
and a happy birthday dethday to me
swampertdude 8 months ago
And a happy Bday to me. someone dedicated this song to me Im happy
Krauly 8 months ago
A box of fucking nothing...the most metal birthday gift ever \m/
metallidethN9ne 8 months ago
Happy Birthday Ryan lml(>.<)lml
slippyotoadc 8 months ago
19 today, and everyday that people read this comment...forever young
AnalogicBeing 8 months ago
happy alomost 10th birthday to me
bully78781 8 months ago
@bully78781 Glad to see the nation's yout being properly introduced to real music at a young age.
DarthKeyrus 8 months ago
If there is one who has died on his birthday, so play this song for the funeral.
KaffeLatteCasper 8 months ago
just got 17 one week ago!
awsome song!
justlol123 8 months ago
well that was fuckin metal
FoolishDrunkz 9 months ago
Happy 18th to me
VanishmentMatt 9 months ago
Happy 18th to Ross of ScoRosOyd
ScoRosOyd 9 months ago
Happy 20th birthday to me! :D
vovautube 9 months ago
What a way to spend my 17th birthday... watching this over and over again >.<
julianholguin 9 months ago
^^ happy 15th birthday to me
DivineSlayer1 9 months ago
please in my birthady i want the people to sing this to me
racional3rs 9 months ago
YEAH YOU GOT RAPED BY DEATHKLOK MOTHERFUCKERS
racional3rs 9 months ago
Most METAL birthday song EVER !!!!
FouchJustin191 9 months ago
Exactly 17 years ago,my mother took a shit.That shit's name is Coco.
MrDubFL 9 months ago
ME ME ME ME ME
saucedagirl 9 months ago
my bday ^^
zeimeris 9 months ago
lol annoying orange on the side
cars812 10 months ago
Its my Birthday right now :)
yukk1000 10 months ago 3
my brothers 19 today ... totally playing this for him right now
bigdemus 10 months ago
18th today :P nothing like dethklok and toking up for 4:20 =P
FatboiTheLegend216 10 months ago
HAPPY!...BIRTHDAY!...YOUR GONA DIE!
Kijion 10 months ago
I love sending this to my friends on their birthday's.
JackMctallica 10 months ago
@JackMctallica I just did that for my friend
beanburrito77 10 months ago
@JackMctallica Today is my best friend's birthday. Just posted this on his Facebook wall. Fuck yeah.
BootStrapTommy 10 months ago
16th today <3
and ma friend sends me this. god hes awesome xD
Rachel416195 10 months ago
YES IT WAS ME
PowerPissProductions 10 months ago 46
I like how most people on here are saying it's their birthday today
Carjacker13 10 months ago
"Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing"
I can't... stop.. laughing at this...
Melilithia 10 months ago
Lol today is my 18th! METAAAAL!!!!
dylnc14 10 months ago
Today is my 22nd death day, for my bday wish, I wish metal for everyone
MikeMikeNana 10 months ago
It is my birthday today, and my room mate woke me up by blasting this in my room. Epic! :)
bronckofag 10 months ago
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11 people died form eating the metal cake
Astivohad666 11 months ago
11 people got died from eating metal cake
Astivohad666 11 months ago 3
@Astivohad666 got died? LOL DON'T EAT THE MERCURY ICING!
drumlord420 10 months ago
@drumlord420 Yeah I know I mean't to say got killed but it was typo.
Astivohad666 10 months ago
Today is my Birthday
barnabyjones786 11 months ago
Oh God, this is the best birthday song ever XDXDXD
anightmareschild 11 months ago
What's so funny about this is that its actually so true lol
jakoson7 11 months ago
11 dislikes = 11 faggity bieber fans
ThePiratephil 11 months ago
@ThePiratephil
Just shut the fuck up
justforthelulzzz 11 months ago
THE MOST BEST BIRTHDAY SONG EVAAAAAA!!!!!!
EnukoDeath 11 months ago
haha my friend sent this to me for my b-day yesterday. best b-day present i've ever recieved XD
mott1992 11 months ago
Every birthday I listen to this
Today is my birthday :D
xthedakmanx 11 months ago 3
Oops, accidently clicked replay....6 times
MightyMightyJuggalo 11 months ago 3
its ma bday today!
lol
admiralsupersexyJack 11 months ago
this one is for all the metal heads
asniffy 11 months ago
dad played this at my 21st yesterday :)
MrDeathFan666 11 months ago
today is my birthday.
WOGNUMBER1GODFOREVER 11 months ago
This one goes out to you JB.... today at least...
XxAmericanLedxX 11 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY TO ME
AdriaNSS6 1 year ago
yay 19th bday today <3 dethklok
keemira 1 year ago
dethklok... y u no more famous!?!?!?
smallbrownbeavers 1 year ago
Haha just realized which of my friends has taste in music, got 5 sending me rap videos. 1 sends me this. (25th bday today)
DoubleDose86 1 year ago 5
Birthday today (obviously). Glad to have recieved this song.
DeathPunch217 1 year ago
Best birthday song ever. Glad this was dedicated to me on this fine day!
TheKliffin 1 year ago
I've been listening to this song quite often today... HAPPY DETHDAY, ME!!!!!
CanonetGIIIQL17 1 year ago
Dethklok is a fake band created for a cartoon show, yet this "fake" band is far better than 99% of every band that is out there today. Dethklok is the last real metal band. once they go, metal is pretty much done.
jtuft22 1 year ago
@jtuft22 unfortunatly, without Dethklok and the "Big 4", metal will die. THANKS A LOT YOU FREAKING GAY-ASS POP STARS!!!!!
chipmunksdbzyugioh 1 year ago
@chipmunksdbzyugioh Are you high? Metal is alive and kicking ass..Lame ass pop music needs their faggy mtv shows and grammys and radio crap to tell them they are good, so they don't go around bitching and stuff. METAL KNOWS ITS AWESOME AND DOESN'T NEED OTHER PEOPLE TO TELL IT THAT. We need this crappy music around so we have something to make fun of when were done moshing and headbanging.
N11Ckk123472 1 year ago
@jtuft22 - First off: their a real band, they do live concerts. Look it up. Next, Metal will NEVER die.
PS- RSVP for the Deth of ME, it's my Dethday today... instead of a bullet to the head I think I'll go get BLOODROCUTED. \m/
MinionOfDeth2112 1 year ago
@jtuft22 municipal waste, gama bomb, bonded by blood, violator, cross examination... just a few of the bands that tear shit up to this day
ultima8821 1 year ago
@ultima8821 \m/
DimebagHK 1 year ago
ITS MY DETHDAY TODAY!
I ALWAYS LISTEN TO THIS SONG UNTIL MY EARS BLEED ON MY DETHDAY
ZimmerBassman16 1 year ago
HAPPY FUCKING DETHDAY TO ME!
KissMeImPunk 1 year ago
id love to see Dethklok do a cover of Rock Lobster
ostritchman101 1 year ago
Today is my 16th Birthday :D!
WinterDeath001 1 year ago
Happy birthday! Have fun dieing!
MrCwasabi 1 year ago
I'm playing this at everyone of my friends' birthdays
shaggydruid 1 year ago
this shit is the shit
douchefagtard 1 year ago
its my fucking birthday today :D
MetaaIhoofd 1 year ago
lol "Take a pill to masturbate".
MillCityPersons 1 year ago
11 persons recieved A BOX OF FUKING NOTHING
TheWalkerOf 1 year ago 13