Joe Rogan podcast video blog, episode 1

[3LeeJennings3]

You da man Joe - get joey diaz on this shit tho!

[TiedSilver]

9:45 earthquake!! :O

[mmtna]

I hate douche bags that wear ed hardy.

[Beatsmith2005]

enough with that fucking snare, yeah?

[zousanai]

7:50 True for me :)

[vstarblackie]

Joe sounds more like Nicholas Cage here while trying to mock Charlie Sheen... :-)

[Gruntsplatter]

720p please!

[1sngwrtr]

Does his brain have a shut off switch? I thought I over thought things. This guy exhausts me with all of his insights. I'm...I'm exhausted. Love ya tho bro. Just hope u get some down time once in a while. lol.

[94Cioppa]

Henry Rollins should be on the podcast Joe! 

[DMChester12]

joes the man

[subtletiger]

I just had my knowledge on AIDS reinforced. Thank you Mr. Dick.

[questionsleadtotruth]

God Joe, you are so fucking hot!

[dogger008]

nice plastic chairs!! common !!

[DAFTKLOK1]

So weird to see the first one. I'm glad Joe doesn't have porn stars on that often. "Yes, lets here again how many guys you've blown, fucked, licked, oh and you are just a country girl at heart? Riiiigghhhhhttttttt.....

[Cagey75]

thumbs up if you stumbled on to Joe's stuff via watching the Ultimate fighter

[Grnvolpe]

No he doesn't. What would Nick DIaz say on a podcast? He would just make everyone feel awkward. Stop. The man isn't good with talking

[PhukAdvertisements]

@Grnvolpe Dumbass...

[Koryo8]

I would freak the fuck out if i had to wait in that waitingroom just about to go on stage for a stand up set

[brooksmax1]

Redban's hot pornstar girlfriend

[majorkron]

whats a matter joe no ho's allowed in your house

[EddieKuntz94]

I love when ever they have a really creepy guest or a porn star on they go to Brian's house.

[lupinoz]

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night... ALL DAY.

[drewdonham]

joe rogan is one of the most important people in mankind

[420ModernDayHippie]

now its bigger than ever i love joerogan.net

[grand778]

My dumb friend thought that dogs don't have belly buttons!

[TheLukieBoi1]

@grand778 Does he even know why people have belly buttons? lol

[grand778]

@TheLukieBoi1 I don't know he comes with some thoughtless a@sh$#%^!

[27dreamweaver]

you are da man joe!

[27dreamweaver]

you are da man joe!

[27dreamweaver]

you are da man joe!

[blackrhapsodies]

This is like chilling out with my mates. Nuff jokes. Is funny how normal these guys are!

[ryno13373]

joe rogan is the fucking shit

[flubberflavin]

Hey Joe, does Mike Lacey still manage the Comedy and Magic Club?

[Drakon1634]

IT is pretty awesome that just as they're talking about mouth cancer the cigarette comes on camera. haha! 1:39

[YOUNGYEE831]

9:30 fat bitch jumps

[A801506]

@YOUNGYEE831 Your a winner.

[AMWJesseJames]

wow I hate andy dick Rick james died of a heart attack and Greg Giraldo died from an accidental drug overdose of prescription medicine..... I hate Andy Dick. he is such a los3er

[FuckitnFightit]

He a little coked out before the show? haha Joe Rogan is my favorite famous person now. I would love to just chill and smoke and talk with these people. I feel like i used to have a bunch of cool people to hangout with and talk to like he's talking about but now a lot of them are heroin addicts and I have nobody cool to chill with anymore.

[movadoband]

Brian usually can't talk back either, this is still hanging with Joe Rogan as much as most of us ever will.

[legalizeweed420allda]

love the fake pussy randomly in his room lolol

[ForOrAgainstUs]

Brian always has to be the loudest. He plans this shit out, I swear. He knows audio, people! It's a conspiracy of one.

[Gyva02]

~KEEP SPREADING THE TRUTH~ 

[wowdude727]

that's is actually one of the cutest fkn dogs iv'e ever seen!

[armytaskforce11x]

Train by day ,joe rogan pod cast by night ;)

[ArtemisFunk]

@armytaskforce11x All Day !

[trivrock2k6]

@armytaskforce11x All Day!

[baden4321]

06:31 LFMAO

[Havoc654]

Joe Rogan = Man of The Century

[Ronsam2006]

Damn I have a cotton mouth and im too lazy to go downstairs....but if I do I can get cold OJ and water....hmmm...IM GONE

[Phxnta]

Love you joe top role model

[jimmyshitbags]

woh, waitaminute, rick james died?!

[poopbutt1805]

i am sooo sober i am sober got coke Andy get help

[FilthySlutCorp]

Nick Diaz needs to be on the podcast

[itssebbe]

@FilthySlutCorp ohh yes!! mos def

[RuinedMachines]

@FilthySlutCorp they'd be broadcasting ALL DAY

[Steven1992ization]

@FilthySlutCorp he'd end up bashing redban

[jhodson91]

@FilthySlutCorp Amen brother!

[abohl3]

9:00 Stretching while high=AMAZING

[Bartholomeusismyname]

I want to see a vid of Carlie Sheen and david hasselhoff all fucked up eating a cheese burger off the floor togeather.

[w0y1z92753]

Joe, I don't know how well you're connected, but It would be awesome if you could do a pod cast with Michio Kaku. Can you imagine the mind blowing quantum physics bombs he'd be dropping on your stoned ass! Other requests would be Henry Rollins, and of course Renato!!!

But Michio would be an awesome guest, seriously.

[book678903]

@w0y1z92753 henry rollins would be amazing on here

[melbyRick]

Wow, Dana Dearmond says "you just kind of lay there and let it come around you..."

No, honey, I think you mean that you let them CUM *ON* YOU!!!!!!!

You should have enough experience to know that....

[MrTadpole16]

around 10:56 hes swayin back and forth cuz hes high and i started to do it to cuz im high! hahah :p

[MrTadpole16]

my dog is cuter! lol he looks kinda like that but fluffier and waaaay cuter and sweeter and his names ziggy :) i like to brag about him haha

[map33one]

anybody know where i can listen to the prodcast ?

[slipknotskate1]

@map33one iTunes

[IHACKER316]

11:53 too funny

[METALownsRAP1]

That dog is hot

[Claymore224]

dude am i tripping the fuck out or is that girl dana dearmond

[Constellashun]

that kid really wanted to see some ass.

[Marztech5]

Joe, their not doing anything for us Desert Storm Veterans. Can you talk about that and us?

[1x1x1x1x1x]

1978 the year i woz born

[sleepingowl1]

is that that dick andy dick???im out of here

[BLACKWINGEDBEING]

You got the direction Joe. You rip!

[Parvin516]

do i hear a ballroom blitz?

[dmlisa1987]

That chick ain't sexy what's the big deal? So she got a loose clit from porn wow how does that make her important she a nobody but a cum bucket ha joe Rogan is koo for ufc

[sensationaldenny]

Is that Mrs Rogan?

[cabbagesftw]

Damn Joe you're right about having cool people to hang out with. I just moved away from home and I got literally nobody to talk to, sure I can call people and talk to them but not having people to just chill with and bullshit with, its hard.

That's probably why I started listening to the podcast so much lately.

Thanks for the podcast and keep it up. MORE DUNCAN TRUSSELL!

[dmak646]

7:10 He loves that shirt. He wore that on talking monkeys in space special

[dmak646]

Who is that hot chick with the dog

[newcaramrod]

damn joe i love how you say how everybody in your podcast enjoy each others company, having fun, bullshitting, while your listeners also hang out, with out being able to contribute, i miss talk radio, now its a bunch of mainstream bullshit man, with horrible music from, "party rock party rock party rock, bottoms up bottoms up bottoms up, young money young money young money" holy shit man, we need variety everyday instead of same zombie bullshit...

[johnbudzinski00]

whats the name of the song?

[Tappedurassout]

I used to absolutely hate Joe. Love the guy now (not like Andy Dick). I went full circle with this dude and I NEVER do that with anyone.

[megamyers]

9:45 check out that vertical

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

Who's the chick in the beginning?

[ILuvPrisonWomen]

@Hipcubbiesfan80 ya i wanna know to, shes hot

[atdray]

@Hipcubbiesfan80 her fucking NAME is right there in giant, white letters when they show her. read it.

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

@atdray Fuck off troll

[demblackfeet]

joe ur the man love ur videos! u made me think about my life and where i wanna be..the videos about DMT and the Tank i wanna try it so bad im into that shit to god is love homie keep up the good work love ur ART u also make me laugh love ur stand up! stay up joe! peace

[NickBenger]

Joe Rogan needs to meet Karl Pilkington... That would be an a classic!

[TheMrgreentoker420]

i just ate like 3 g of shrooms wish me luck

[doctorzais1]

so sick of people ending their comments with "lol". What are you 13 year old girls? Grow some hair on your pair lol losers

[irishjiujitsu]

Now my speakers are blown!

[Ajbadboy252]

why doesn't joe rogan fight in the ufc?? can somebody plz tell me?? is cause it wud be a conflict of interest cuz he's a commentator and that wouldn't be fair?? WHAT I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!! plz like this comment so joe can see it

[jimmyPain2121]

@Ajbadboy252 because he's like 44 dude

[Ajbadboy252]

@jimmyPain2121 ok and?? Randy couture was like 48 when he retired and he was beatin some pretty formidable opponents 

[jimmyPain2121]

@Ajbadboy252 yea retired... he didn't start fighting when he was 48...

[mesa480az13]

joe rogan is a wise man,, he kicks it with dumbasses tho !

[Ryuuken24]

Andy Dick is a trip. I feel like, if someone just took him aside, and really kicked his ass real hard, he would stop drinking, he seems like that kinda person, never got a real beating his entire life, and hide his problems on a bottom of alcohol.

[Ryuuken24]

@ConnollyJordan When Joe has time. Sometimes he can't be on, but, go to ustream, there is some information on there about when the show is live.

[teameymelli1]

Andy dick, acting normal....for a little while. lol

[pineapplepootytang]

joe rogan is such a high ass lol

[JACKALSPLICER]

Leslie Nielsen R.I.P.



[gipper086]

Joe, I smell what you got cooking. Listen to this man all you sheeple. It's time for a spring cleaning. Get rid of all the stupid thinking... it doesn't work. If someone has a viewpoint that causes nobody any harm and in fact could ultimately help them...listen on. If they talk negative and give no new viewpoints to ponder only old thinking...RUN.

[OhTheIRONY1000]

lovin the oakley antixs joe

[Kevinnn63]

Joe ,where can i find all of these hundreds of podcasts ??

[eatmedrinkme29]

@Kevinnn63 you can get all of them on itunes for free just search joe rogan, or you can get them on joerogan.net

[macurama117]

if thats joe rogans wife he picked good

[thekingofoakland]

04:00 R.I.P to Greg Giraldo!

[PackOfPeterJackson]

I love smoking a joint and having intellectual pot talk. Unfortunately I moved from Victoria B.C. to Montreal Que. and have found it difficult to find a good connection. Someone help, I need some weed and some good friends.

[CertifiedGooner729]

That chick is hot.

[grizzlyadms34]

@CertifiedGooner729 that's why she's a pornstar

[kozes]

@CertifiedGooner729 Dana DeArmond. she does adult videos, and has a blog on youtube as well.

[nikerocks]

@CertifiedGooner729 Yeah shes a pornstar my dude

[rezwanborja]

@CertifiedGooner729 Go on a free porn site and type 'Dana DeArmond' on the search bar. Thank me later ; )

[ett40146]

@rezwanborja  Your right!

[skinman67]

God Bless Glasgow Celtic! Let's all do the Huddle!

[47Indigo47]

Joe I'd love to hear you talk about Bill O'Reilly. Someone has to put him in his place.

[06livefast]

hahahahahahaha it hasnt been washed.

[fitali27]

So that's the fleshlight....lol!

[danscellphone]

i think thats redbans place, rogan didnt want andy dick at his place haha. so they did the podcast there.

[danscellphone]

I am assuming thats redbans place. rogan didn't want andy dick at his house so they did the podcast there.

[DCOME94]

if thats his house then im amazed he lives so modestly. youd figured hed be loaded with a fair sized mansion after all the work hes done.

[puatashnak]

joe looks nervous eh?

[06livefast]

@puatashnak ahh he's baked as fuck, waiting for his set in a legendary club.. obviously he's trippin haha

[replytoomyass]

I wish Joe was my father lol

[WestCoastIrk]

Hurry up and make a new video fuckerr

[johnsmdm]

I would like more science talk on the pods...there are now 1000 exoplanets...Gliese 581is 10degrees F with running water..20 light years away...or the methane on Mars...or type 3 aliens that Kaku discusses with them being us and us being ants, so far advanced they would seem as gods...shit like that...sirs...and space lab...

[NormanMatchem]

This makes it all too clear that pot smokers end up to be stupid, unmotivated, lazy, useless members of society who are justly locked away in cages at tax payer's expense, and lead unsuccessful, violent, and unproductive lives... Anyone with a brain could see the sarcasm dripping from every letter of that sentense lmao anti-pot advocates really have no idea what they're talking about... and unfortunately many people lack meaningful and intelligent conversations with interesting people.

[seanydevlin]

its called 'i like coke' hahaha

[dretzka27]

joe rogan you need to go to the fantasy factory!!! you have so many good ideas and Rob will fulfill your fantasy lol

[devinforeman]

i assume joes talkin about steve-o with the two hookers haha

[IAMHEMP420]

I love this podcast, i always tell my friends to listen to it!

[puffykilled2pac]

Who is that girl? She is gorgeous

[Masturb8ingMonkey]

I listen to a lot of podcasts, his is one of the best.

[saladfingers2057]

13:10 what podcast is steve-o on??

[StinkyPenisCheese]

12:09 I didn't realize that was a mirror at first. Thought Joe was in the background talking to someone else.

[dlowertown]

Redban is like a young Ted Turner...Only with a fleshlight, and a dog that can't say no. So I guess Twixy is a young Jane Fonda. Hmmm, I'll need some time to figure that one out. Stay tuned.

[dlowertown]

@dlowertown The fleshlight is TBS viewers I guess.

[bobjimjones]

these are epic, didn't know you made these joe

[quarrynate153]

Anybody know who Rogan is referring to at 2:10?

[itsthearistocrat]

@quarrynate153 Me.

[meatstick0]

As I sat in their chairs and my synapses burned

And the torture of chalk dust collects on my tongue

Thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun

All my vasoconstrictors they come slowly undone

Can't this wait 'til I'm old

Can't I live while I'm young?

[tearscratch31]

"i got him on picture!!!!!" lol

[ryanevans604]

I wanna smoke a joint with JOE.

[chocotastic]

Man you're right that dog is such a slut

[Gunskie]

Why do you guys care about Charlie Sheen he sucks.

[MrTreeMyster]

@Gunskie For the same reason you laugh when you see an old person fall. Watching tragedy to a single person you don't know can be comical.

[hellamator]

Im missing cool people to hang out with, I listen to Joes podcast everynight, Thanks Joe!

[b1gbudda]

when i watched fear factor i didnt think this guy was that deep, but hearing him talk about life, people, weed etc, changed my mind to the point that i worship his wisdom

[Cypeq]

@b1gbudda yah I watched just a little bit of Fear Factor and I thought this guy is an idiot.

That just represents how easily you get deceived by TV formats where ever1 has to act their part.

[weaknotch]

@b1gbudda He needs to start the Rogan Religion !

[wh306]

@b1gbudda I know!! right! its the best entertainment to me right now!! thank you, JOE!!!

[wh306]

Respond to this video... HAHA i hate when dogs keep licking my mouth

[wh306]

Respond to this video...  this IS DEFINITELY what ive been missing in my mind, joe!!

[wh306]

Respond to this video...  the podcast HAS improved my life honestly, YES!

[mimeoftime]

@b1gbudda couldnt have put it better myself. The amount of knowledge that i have gained from Joe's podcast is just unfathomable, he has opened my mind to the use of drugs and how other people think. I have most likely learned more from joe than i have in the past couple of years at college.

[bugilt]

"it hasn't been washed" drop!

[tonyrekker]

dana dearmond seems like she is really down to earth !!!!

[sicboi80]

Put your finger in it... yeaaaaaa ..... It hasn't been washed...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Phil1stalk]

Dat's mMicheal Jacksnn's house.

MMy liTiTle brotHer's house is lik a MMotel 6.0, b/cuz aff all aff da FREELOADERS hanggings out!

MMa always told him t2o put a liTiTle mmmoney ASSide f4or when da ecuntomy collappses.

T2oo late f4or dat, mma!!!

UncLe =PtS=

[aaronscrewme]

Joe... THANK YOU FOR THIS! Your house is like Disney World for fucking adults.

[bluesman89666]

when can i hang out with joe rogan!coolest fucking guy ever

[SoccerDefender]

You stretch a lot man!

Flexible enough to master the back kick / side kick :)

[LegoIsStupidNICE]

you cant make fun of sheen. rogan/redban. he is royalty.  royal douchebag

[b4kuraxd]

WHERE'S EPISODE 2 JOE WTF YOU TRYING TO HIDE THE TRUTH FROM US

[myst4ry]

ahah the end was funny.

[GreenFear]

Redban only supports any of this because Joe pays his salary.

[problyout]

it is the best thing ever

[GSPRKY]

I really enjoy the podcasts, Joe really gives you material to think about. I love the podcasts but I only get to watch some of them, they are so long that it's hard to make time to watch them all. Keep up the good work Joe. I also enjoy Redman's podcasts.

[MrNiceHk]

Love the podcast, listen to it religiously. Brian and Joe and two interesting freaks, my favorite part of the podcast is psychoanalyzing the subtext, that Andy Show .. holy sweet Be Jasus .. there was a lot of shit going on there, Whilst I dont agree with Joe on a lot of things I find what he and Brian have to say interesting to say the least. Great job lads, and Joe if I was you I would sleep with one eye open around Brian ; )