Toby Tells Tales: The Tale of Boy Meets Penguin

[ChloroformUrMother]

Toby i would marry you and im a man.

[TheEvilTwininator]

i would love if i was in that little boys place <3<3<3<3<3<3 :D Toby is hotototototototot!!

[rjmcaan]

Wait wait wait wait he had a boner and a little kid not a good combination

[JayEmSeeProductions]

LMFAO! I love old Toby. He's not afraid to curse or talk about boners xD <33

[SuperCherry3000]

This is the best video I've watched all day. For many reasons.

[jefff42951]

Eh.... thats's.... an awkward encounter if I'd ever heard of one.

[Tactual]

...Um, ok well... I don't know what to say about this. 

[TwilightSucks931]

That is honestly one of the most funniest awkward moments I have ever heard! :D I totally blame that kid though. Who webcams with older guys they saw online? I think that little boy had to be scared straight. I say, Toby is a hero!

[DaunSoaring]

toby, come back.

[killerraven13]

KEEP THESE

[JiHaD2842]

tobys chubbyer



[ssharkbait]

Uh, old Toby videos are crazy funny compared to the new ones. I don't know if I can go back after this...

[AncientVoids]

make more of these

[TheCONNORCO]

@AncientVoids He is. He just filmed one.

[ImSeriously]

Yahoo auto accepts video chat

walk in with boner

-Socially Awkward Penguin

[LifeofaClosetNerd]

Haha this creepy and totally HILARIOUS! :)

[PaMS1995]

I miss this. Better than the watered down kiddie crap he now posts.

[MinnoLovesYou]

@PaMS1995 Ikr?? I wish he acted like this instead of how he acts now.

[chickenpop755]

@speedman11111 I know right! Yet I love toby and now am scarred for life with the worst image of him in my head o_____o help me please.... LoL

[oxbowbutton41]

please comment on this post how old u r , i want to see how old tobys fanbase is

and like so everyone can see

[speedman11111]

oh god this toby is another side of toby that i havent seen yet its a more realistic version of him so its a win win

[Highlife740]

Toby needs to back to this AGAIN!

[xIntoxicatingDesires]

Haha this is the first video I've seen where Toby didn't cover up saying something awkward (like "boner") with a "TWANSITION" (is that how it's spelled?), "DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS" or anything else. I've gotta look through his older videos more often! I love both Tobys but this by far is my favorite <3

[oxbowbutton41]

This is pure gold

[itskaylapope]

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[itskaylapope]

Omg ...hahaha...I like new tony tho..he's more funnier ..but this is gold.....c:

[JoeRobot17]

@itskaylapope whos Tony??

[itskaylapope]

@JoeRobot17 lol ..oppsss hahah n is by o ..i meant toby lol ....hahahah soorrrrrrry :)

[EhRealCanadianGirl]

SOO awkward XD i LOVE IT!

[shadowblig]

He was so awkward back then.

[appelvlog]

toby was a chubby buscus back then <3

[AandA714]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life

[JenniferJuhas]

Hahahaha this is one of his funniest

[SuperDormer]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! omg i love this,...im so sorry toby loool

[tfdmgurl]

I think.... that I'm currently wearing that little boy's expression. I love you so much, Toby.. but that.. Ok, who am I kidding? My face is red. I'm BLUSHING. I can honestly say that I wish I could have seen that. That would have been HILARIOUS!

[crazy6521]

i miss old toby he was so badass

[Spartacusvsklaus]

Can I blow on your nipples? =]

Also, I LOVE periwinkle!

[SilasCilice]

Hearing Toby talk about halfies and seeing his boxers...I can die peacefully.

[Jessieanee]

I've never heard him speak so normally?! O.O

[nutmegg24]

hotohohtooht...

[068802404]

too much info.

[CODgirl97]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHHA I'm so so sorry Toby but LMFAO!

[MelissaxAshley6]

To this day, this is still my favorite Toby Tells Tales episode lol

[99nppetros]

Dude, I totally have penguins on my bedsheets on my bed right now

[rubycheese101]

I had a bad day.. not anymore

THANKS TOBY

[MegaSmartass101]

@swishyswishyfis

...

Nope he's said multiple cuss words early on before his partnership with YouTube O.o

[Forrescenta]

Ahaha oh my god.

[SharDar2]

I just realized while watching this video I'm wearing blue pj pants...with penguins on them hahalol

[McBlah95]

Toby has such a better chest now if u look at some of his newer shirtless pics he has a shaved chess and he lost some weight love u tobers

[briacia1adam]

GOD DANGIT!! he needs 2 do more of this cause of the awsome awkwardness XDDD hothothothothothothothot

[Ria77654]

I'm impressed...I never thought he would have the balls to post a video like this (although it is an older video.) I'm not going to lie, this dude is pretty hot on top of being one of the best youtubers ever.

I bursted out laughing when the picture at the end came up showing his "halfie" in all it's glory. That was random and kind of ballsy of him. ;)

I hope he doesn't read this....talk about embarrassing. lol

[OntheBrightside303]

Dangit. I'm jealous. Hahha. Toby you're so hothothothothot! You need to make your vids more like these old ones. :(

[raven2401]

GOD DANGIT nipples...alien nipples

[CrystalClerBLUE45]

I've never seen his nipples before. I'm happy now. lolololol

[Buonarr]

creepiest funniest video ever hahaha

[alishaisnotaface]

oh man i miss this shit XD

[smaggful]

Hahahahajahahahahahahahahahaha­haha toooooo funnnnny

[FreakyGeekyGurl]

Oh man this turn me on lol ;) I love it Toby!!!

[bassetts1899]

i can't be the only one who paused at 2:47

[MissIndigo4321]

@bassetts1899

Nope. ;D Welcome to the perv club.

[rynierocks]

@bassetts1899

Nope I paused it there and stared at it.

For a long time.

Longer than I should have...

[Feeguin]

:O I'm a girl wearing blue pants with penguins on them... GASP

[C4nadaBac0n]

Toby went from cool to acts like he has ADHD... I still like him and all BUT.....

[Thelumpycamel]

these videos are better then your current ones, you've turned your fan base into 12 year gypsies

[swishyswishyfis]

boner is like that orst cuss word he has ever said on youtube

[PinkSugars99]

Yup. That's Sexy.(;

[SuperNisaMisa]

Oh my lord...LMAOOO. I can barely breathe from laughing so hard, I did NOT expect that. XD

Just be glad he didn't screen cap it, that could have ended badly. lol

[DragonNPuppyGirl]

too many people say they were that boy... now we will never know who he was.... Im a girl so I cant say thet was me xD im just barely getting a webcam anyways.

[TheCoolDudeSean97]

I swear to god this is absolutely no joke. I was that boy. When he came in on the webcam with his nipples showing and his boner stretching out to 6" it was was so scary. When he finally looked at my face on the computer, his expression changed to, "SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!" and he closed the window. That night I had a nightmare and woke up with my mom giving me a pear of underwear with penguins on them. I screamed.

[merderous1171]

@TheCoolDudeSean97 your kidding.

[aylielove]

@McBlah95 Can't thumbs up on my iPad but RESPECT!

[aylielove]

I'm so jealous of the boy.. xd is that bad?

[McBlah95]

Thumbs up if u wanna fuck Toby after watching this

[McBlah95]

Aw he wiggled his ears for a sec that was adorable

[Sonia4731]

My little brother has those shorts

[TheEmoKimiko]

Oh Toby, ur such a noodle...

[shadow50ify]

whats a boner

[TEENIEKMPP]

@shadow50ify u r much too young to be here....

[LiveFreeOrTwiHard202]

Every time I see this, I pause at 2:46 and just stare at the screen... I'll even leave it up and come back to it... I'm such a perv.... I'll just go sit in my perv corner and think about what I just admitted... (I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!)

[narutoluva2]

(ROFLMAO) SOOOO AWKWARD!

[RogueScorpin]

Um lol

[Andi5500338]

Lololololol

[molly1002]

ROFL!!! That is so awkward and hilarious XD

[PURPLEBLADEX5]

I was the boy

[lillythepoptartninja]

Hahaha is it weird I watch this 24/7?xD

[travisraff]

Wow you look so different toby, yet still so fly

[azzaz100]

WAS THAT U??????

[AandIShow]

Daw Toby.... ;)

[TheBluMeeny]

yeah i was creeped out and yet i was crying from laughter....

[TacoBananaMode]

Scarred? I think you mean blessed. 

[jaysonic100]

@TacoBananaMode No, I think he means scared... :3

[IceColdChocolateMilk]

O_o

[NerdyKoala25]

hahaha XD

[randomislillly]

*C:

[randomislillly]

I love you-33 and your sexy penguin boxers CF

[ziggyhannah55]

I just want you to know I'm in love with you...

[xXShaun2008Xx]

Ugh, you are so lucky the internet didn't get ahold of this. If it was anyone but a child.. that shit would have been screencap'd instantly D

[PeaceLoveAndDorritos]

Watching these videos after a scary movie makes me feel like I'm not about to die:)

[mc0244]

PERIWINKLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR! I'm sorry, but thought no one else knew about that color :D

[SPARTAN2114]

T.M.I.

[cynicalsugar1455]

O.M.G I forgot about the old Toby! Lol this reminds me of my friends and me...I'm a girl. Really happy I clicked on this video...

[ElissaSlytherin]

Omg I had forgotten about this. Hilarious. Laughing at work watching it

[hungrybella]

I can't wait for the new Toby Tells Tales :D I hope it's as good as the old ones!

[stephlikescheeese]

I MISS THIS TOBY.

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

Toby was kinda creepy back then....

[kerri1431]

@GabbyLovesLabradors creepy but awesome!!!

[G4M3RV1DZ]

This is funny but really really weird

[nivanaslts]

Um u um wat

[GamersThree]

he was WAY creepier before.

[sumry99]

Man, I'd be speechless..honestly, I would've started making a conversation and act like nothing ever happened but really I'm excited inside...

[AlterEgoOlly]

Hottest thing I've ever seen.

[Alexg4373]

TROOLOLOLOL

[CrazyCatLady149]

but you know u like it.... we sure do.

[MrSirMoody]

loooool if that was me i would have just clapped and cheered :D

[Jojoateyt]

Poor guy!?

[Jack5458]

FUCKERBURG!

As if this Channel display wasn't bad enough, now you add that ANNOYING ASS NOISE WHEN YOU THUMBS UP STUFF?

[hiddenblader100]

Ok so this is wat happened to me. I was on aim with auto accept on and was waiting for my neise to contact me and the fan was on and it caut drift of an " area" and I got ...excited and then had a full on u know and my Neisse popped up on the screen and she had some people with her and they saw me and then when I thought I couldn't get any worse my mom and bro walked in...my bro was on the floor lmfaoing and my mom just walked out. WTF is wrong with my life.

[astorar1]

Ummm.... I'm wet? :-[ Now is the time for HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT......­.

[schecterguitarguy]

socially awkward penguin?

[OsuAustralia]

That's the most funniest thing I've ever heard!

[kendylovesnickjonas]

I PAUSED IT AT THE BOXERS AND JUST STARED... I'M A CREEPER.

[MrsLilithDarkmoon]

@kendylovesnickjonas

and i thought it was just me....

[IsaShinoo]

Nice crotch shot toby

[ZaffyKake]

Omg his laugh is the pretty much the only thing that's stayed the same over the years ;)

[theinternetcity]

I bet the kid forever regrets not screen capturing it.

[HayleyBayleyRox]

Ohhh my. Toby with a boner. Yes please. I can help with that.

[shuababy28]

wait what is that? a boner? oh hell yea! put it in my pocket!

[StrawberryblondeRULE]

TOBY INAPROPRITE!!!!!!!

[Nadavrockpro]

That so much funnier than your current videos xD

I lost it when you did the expression of the boy.

[F1RickyC]

@Nadavrockpro me too, holy shit i havent laughed so hard in a while

[VampNinjalicious]

haha AWESOME!!! great job!! u lucky boy you!

[SkullanimalsForever]

lucky boy

[BulletFMValentine3]

My god, that is weird to see Toby like this:P

[AwesomeAnkit2198]

This is THE funnyest video i have ever seen.

[l4d2fan2]

Why did he stop doing these???

[mramazingsean]

I miss the old toby, you know that one

[AmiBuscus]

i like the new toby better than the old one!|

[AlinaRenee006]

i giggle immaturely every time i see this. it's so hot lol

[Jeskers18]

You wanna hear something more embarassing? Once during sex I called Lois "Frank".. Your move Sherlock..

[Brianna7526]

This is funny as hell. XD I bet he was getting ready to have some "sexy time" with himself.

[MsRosaBlumen]

O.O Every second of that was music to my ears and candy to my eyes.

[MrHotdog32]

@gasdty1 i think that was it, sure it was you.

[Bard0r]

hahahahahahahahaha

[bassetts1899]

i have such a huge crush on toby and i feel like a pervert watching this O_O i can't not like it though... sometimes i worry if i am the reason toby doesn't upload stuff like this any more XD (although if he was more open, like alex day, it'd be less of a shock)

[benjamingrud]

PENGUINS

[MinnoLovesYou]

(cough, cough) Im liking the old Toby.. ALOT..

[unfinished8kt]

toby. today i was really sad but then i pulled myself up and made me watch your vids. thanks :)

[Chimichanga12594]

Toby was the socially awkward penguin LMFAO!

[icsomethingshiny124]

Me gusta

[hichixichifoeva]

Holy shit I'm so used to the new Toby that when he showed us his nips I was just kind of gobsmacked for the remainder of the video. I guess that's what I get for taking a trip into the past. 

[gasdty1]

That was me who was on aim!! And no Toby I'm not scared

[Blackbudproduction]

@gasdty1 yes of COURSE it was!

attention-whore.

[storry1234]

why is he so manly in the past is toby benjamin button is he aging backwards wtf

[LaughboxTV]

"So I go out to the kitchen and get some Wa-tur"

[morphum15]

Funniest story ever!!

[gabinsanity]

funniest story ever

[jaysonic100]

@gabinsanity FUNNY! And weird I know...

[Slightlyinsane0101]

When the wind hits you there do you go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! ?

[Vulkanprimarch]

I can understand the dangers of surfing the internet I mean recently I was looking up anime and accidentally! stumbled on a hentai site I didn't realise a live webcam pop-up happened, and I was also new to my laptop and didn't have the slightest clue abou it's built in webcam, so i'm obliviously still surfing the web after closing the hentai site and then I here something and notice the extra window icon and when I check it I realise there is some naked blonde chick saying she can see me YIKES!!

[noireprincess]

Omg he had a boner!!!!!! Win!!!!

[iDeino]

I dont have anything with penguins :(

[LearnAboutMe101]

I wish I was that boy....Insted I would be a girl and my facial expression would be :D

[LearnAboutMe101]

I do miss the old Toby, the new Toby is full of more energy but the old Toby swore a lot and best of all was sexual *Which I love the most ;-)* R.I.P Old Toby :( BUT I STILL LOVE YOU TOBY!! ^_^

[MissIndigo4321]

@LearnAboutMe101

Hehe..I've actually noticed some of the old Toby coming out in the newer videos. lol Listen carefully, he makes dirty jokes all the time...they're just less obvious now. XD

[chunkychocopudding]

LMFAO. i love this old toby!!!

[shausable]

holy crap that's funny.

[anisa1406]

OH MY LAWD hahahahahahhahahah

[WOBERTPATTYSIN]

lolololololololoololololololol­olol

[CocaColaShow]

i wanted to be the person on aim!!

[starianna200023]

What if he did his gameplay commentary with his shirt up in penguin boxers????? I guess we'll never know.

[Mackenziemcewentv]

@starianna200023 he prob. does that every time and just doesnt tell ys hahahahahahahahaha

[Rachelle776655]

Boner stories are always funny. XD Too bad he's not this open anymore.

[tokyomewmewringo]

This is sooo jokes!! I miss old Toby!!!

[Mackenziemcewentv]

hmmm does toby still have aim ???

[Mackenziemcewentv]

i was really hoping you just got really exiected adn he was NOT talking about having a boner poor kid.....hey if that happend i would be smiling but then i would be like wtf

[TheMythicalShoe]

FREAKING PENGUINS!

[AquariusGirlYay]

i wish toby talked about his boner more often...

god hes sexy...

[gabby03ily]

omg lol he was kinda dirty back then x3 aww :33 hes so cute

[GrieverTheGF]

I remember these days when Toby wasn't trying to be funny.

He was naturally funny

[superanimallover72]

I guess if I wanted to be the top comment all I have to say is "Toby has changed so much!"

I love penguins