Walker uses a jet pack

[AMSMeier]

Anyone from cracked?

[SSJ4Yujiro]

This clip is bullshit! Chuck Norris doesn't need a jet-pack to fly.

[cajunmane82]

BECAUSE YOU ARE NORRIS!!!!

[999IronMaiden]

:)))))))))))))))))

[zavierrsucks]

there was a ladder right behind him...

[CZeke]

"Yeah. I can fly."

[wolfpup3]

No wonder I loved this show!

[Macthecamp]

Now no one is safe.

[snowey1337]

made me lol soo hard the first time i saw this.

[soulcalibur22]

i wish he would kick someone in the face with the pack on full blast.

[fiercelyhypnotic]

The jet pack was just for show . Chuck Norris doesn't need such things to fly.

[Hysheon]

Also: Cracked.

[Hysheon]

31 people have never dreamed of owning a Jetpack

[MrCN86]

I did a very simple visual explanation about the ladder scene that even a 5 years old kid can understand it. Check this my picture/explanation - i56.tinypic.com /34pkxu1.png (copy/paste link into your browser address bar and manually remove an empty space in the link). Video quality isn't the best, but still you can clearly see that the ladder comes from the first roof (stop @ 0:45), not from the ground. So stop freaking out about the ladder in this video. If you think the same, THUMBS UP!

[guiltygearalonecompl]

@MrCN86 That's... remarkably more deep than a Chuck Norris thread needs to get O_o

[MrCN86]

@guiltygearalonecompl I'm just so sick of BS about Chuck Norris for no reason, that's why I wrote that.

[Novaslaskballz]

where can you buy all seasons of this? I need a good laugh

[packermanny]

He was pulling a pranks on those guys. The jet pack was fake. Chuck Norris doesn't need anything to help him fly except being Chuck Norris.

[SatoruMasamune]

...as astoundingly ridiculous as this is, it still doesn't beat any scene in the movie "Sidekicks".

[sysrq120]

The man who wrote the script is currently undergoing therapy,in a padded cell.

[Anergyne]

I once considered naming my cat Chuck Norris. Then I remembered there was already a pussy with that name.

[trampus2]

Chuck Norris can fly now? WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

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[Pooky1991]

LMAO!!! I can already see this is one of those shows so bad it was good:D

[BlackAntic]

It's nearly criminal how masturbatory this series was. Chuck Norris is possibly the most self-centered individual in all existance.

[mobilou07]

Wow, crazy, he jumped over that building even with those heavy tanks strapped to his back!

[MrThePandaman]

Oh, you know...

[Depthcharge]

LOLOLOL

[purelysophia]

LOL

[dreamshavepower]

That jetpack was so fake! That was just Chuck Norris farting.

[UdoShan]

Lord, if THIS isn't jumping the shark...

[BokiiWolf]

Technically, that's a jump jet. A Jet Pack would require actual propulsion jets, not kinetic force multipliers(i.e. rocket fuel as opposed to pure hydrogen being pumped out at a force equal to or greater than the subject's body mass.)

[driger98]

God bless you, you magnificent bastard.

[shimazu32]

Only Carl Johnson is allowed to use a jetpack like that.

I suspect that when James said "this is nuts", the writers omitted the part where he adds, "For Christ's sake, there's a fucking ladder right over there, Walker."

[Femmenition]

Chuck Norris doesn't use a jetpack to ply, a jetpack uses Chick Norris to fly.

[b3spacecadet]

Did this mu'fucka just fly away in a jet pack?

[yoyogo13]

Please people calm down. We all know Chuck norris is just a normal being just like everyone. He did not make up these jokes so dont hate

[IamTHEDeadFrog]

texas ranger always sucked. it was nothing more than Chuck Norris's ego masturbating in public.

[WtfChrisBenoit]

this episode was on last week on SPIKE and I laughed so hard when he used the jetpack....

[Blarggle]

My favorite part is how, when Chuck is done with the Jet pack the only possible solution is to simply abandon it right there on the roof.

[DevilMaster]

LOL, that jetpack would give him 5 seconds of air time max.

[RuBeN7931]

chuck norris does not teen a jet pack he tels the air to lift him and it does

[KirdanRocks]

Lulz

Lets forget about the present, ridicoulous Chuck Norris, the one that says Texas should become an independent country (Texas could turn into hell for all i care), and lets remember when awesomness was incarnate into a man, that beat the shit out of asian people several times.

[Jackmancity]

Chuck Norris gonna kicks god's ass now

[sillygrl23]

0____0 Dude, I am not even going to go how freaking riduculous this season as gotten! A jet pack seriously? Since when did it come regulatory with the job as a Texas Ranger to operate one of those things?

[michaeljt2]

@sillygrl23 Standard Texas Ranger training.

[bitesh]

@sillygrl23 THIS season?

[chivazrigol]

@sillygrl23 Exactly. We all know texas rangers absolutely depend on them jetpacks to keep those mexicans away.

[TwoRidiculousMen]

@sillygrl23 The jetpack was never tested, Walker was badass enough to use it for the first time.

[michaeljt2]

@syawhatnowyourtre Lies, LIES!

[syawhatnowyourtre]

@michaeljt2 Sorry dude, but seriously he tried to sue the 'Chuck Norris Facts" guy. As if he is lord king shit himself.

And his ramblings of an old douche waaay past his prime who thinks he is a political mastermind? Christ of a fraking pogo stick he is so undeserving of his fame. Sorry but true.

[dariusblag]

@syawhatnowyourtre why don't you just agree with EVERYTHING cracked says?

[BailoAnoche]

@syawhatnowyourtre He actually has done loads of USO work and also work with teaching self defense to inner city kids. He's a pretty regular guy.

[77Lupin1]

@BailoAnoche Because that is what regular guys do.

[BailoAnoche]

@77Lupin1 Kay, I guess not "regular," maybe a nice guy.

[77Lupin1]

@BailoAnoche I cannot, in good faith, call a man who wrote a show scecifficaly to give himself a jetpack and other wish fulfillment as a "nice guy."

[BailoAnoche]

@77Lupin1 If you could write a show with yourself in it, wouldn't you make yourself a ridiculous badass? Not to the extent of jetpacking, but if you could?

[77Lupin1]

@BailoAnoche I would not write myself into a story. It is a conflict of interest.

[Velox415]

@syawhatnowyourtre Dude, I could not agree more. They started out for Vin Diesel anyways. Norris is a dildo and he's gay for Jesus.

[chivazrigol]

@syawhatnowyourtre

And a creationist to boot.

[laalki80]

There's a ladder where he lands... Tell me why he needed the jet pack again? :D

[phongbong]

Chuck Norris: He flies....

[TheNinjaMouse]

But-but-but...wait....what??? Why? How?

[bexiter2]

What season and episode is this from?

[bizzmarky76]

@wormphd

DylanTownesDrake was killed a month ago for insulting Chuck Norris

[wiz189]

did anyone else notice THE FUCKING LADDER behind noris when he landed on the roof?

[doomedelk]

well isnt a jjet pack more badass?

[EventuallyWeMerge]

LOL

[werebee]

@wiz189 Chuck Norris doesn't need a ladder. He had a jet pack.

[nikapu1]

Wow... just nonsense

[FatalKitsune]

They rented that jetpack and god dammit they're gonna work it into the episode SOMEHOW.

[edybeast]

Yep, no matter how far-fetched the plot has to become. They'll get their money's worth out of rented props, by Christ.

[DylanTownesDrake]

When they were making this series, didn't they realize that it was the worst idea ever? Didn't the director see while shooting these ridiculous scenes that the show would become a laughing stock worldwide? I guess not, and thank you to those people.

[WormPhD]

Chuck Norris directed, wrote, produced, and starred in a lot, probably most, or the episodes.

[Concordia77]

Chuck Norris did not fly. The earth ran away from Chuck Norris.

[labrabear]

lol i love the awkward ending

[xXWeezerXx]

It all makes sense now. Scuba gear + pvc = flight!

[BigCalzone13]

good bye chuck.

[ElPayasoMalo]

Wow, this show jumped the shark eight times each season. I think Chuck Norris might have been the original Kanye West as far as ego goes.

[pipedreambomb]

There's no exhaust... it's just a man on strings!

[TheCaptAwesome]

sweet jesus good one sherlock

[thechaps2]

Thats not a man it's Chuck Norris. And beleive me, Chuck doesn't use "strings" he is just not human.

[Mcmur]

holy. shit.

[LowellMorgan]

Somehow Chuck Norris can make a jetpack look awkward and lame.

[Rosvolainen]

Chuck Norris with a jet pack? I guess Superman can retire now.

[roperrm00]

i told everyone he could fly too... but nobody believed. you will all pay for your lack of faith in the one true chuck.

[squeege421]

Chuck Norris with a Jet Pack? Well shit, we could save billions on military spending right there. Just send in Chuck. I heard he evacuated a whole African village in less than 20 minutes with that jet pack.

[hoorayforwoody]

It's amazing what one can do with some aluminum foil, seat belts and a SCUBA tank

[anibalito82]

CHUCK JET PACK NORRIS

[nikthegreatest]

why did he use a jetpack? Chuck norris can roundhouse the house to his level!

[DavidElijah]

Oh MY God, that is chuck norris on a niggerlicking jetpack.

[papuspl]

he should have jump over the wall -.- jetpack wasn't needed here.

[oosaf]

He didn't use it to fly, he did it to lower the Earthq

[aliciavclark]

He could have just used the ladder in 00:52

[falconeyedtiger]

That's what happens when people give up and quit telling you "bad idea"

[Lokust1]

i'm 12 years old and what is this?

[suissedude]

This can't be the real Chuck Norris!

Everybody knows that Chuck can fly without a Jetpack! HIHI

[samuricex]

If this show wasn't scripted, he would have just roundhoused the building until it collapsed.

[JoeFox23]

Walker, Texas Ranger!

Walker, Texas Ranger!

Walker, Texas Ranger!

...it's only a model...

[jonesde254]

LMAO!! beautiful Monty Python reference!

[Moonbow321]

Bahahahaha

[DoggyHateFire]

Ummmm what?

[doskido]

seems about right

[theknocksarmy]

that was unreal.....

[SalamiSlim]

... Am I seeing Chuck Norris in a jet pack?

There is a god.

[KillerInstinct2006]

Yes and his name is Chuck Norris.

[Kirok]

Chuck Norris worships Captain Robau. :-)

[Keitaro13]

and there is a chuck norris (on a jetpack BTW)

[sasukeuzumaci]

he didnt really use the jetpack, he just jumped up and used the jetpack as a distraction

[jacobsir]

Hahah

[grawful]

oh holy shit, this is the greatest walker clip ever.

[lDanteBMl]

AHAHA after seeing this i can now die peacefully and with no regrets.

Chuck norris will save me!

[freezonebaby]

chuck norris doesnt need the jetpack, the jetpack needs him!

[misstricky]

i actually saw this on an episode of conan, and its the only thing i can ever think of when i think of chuck norris...

[wisard734]

did you know when the shot this there was no jetpack but they decided to add it to make it seem real because everyone knows chuck norris can fly

[kranktank]

is this where the show jumped the shark?

[killzwitskillz]

It jumped the shark before it even started.

[EddieApoc]

Jumping the shark isnt strong enough. It got on its jetpack and flew hundreds of feet over the shark.

[AF2227]

HAHAHAHA

[RamzesXIIIFPPMZ]

I wonder if Mythbusters saw this.

[ajc06]

"I wonder if Mythbusters saw this."

Why? It's a real jet pack; it's been around for decades (James Bond even used it in a movie--Thunderball, I think). The "myth," if anything, is that it's Chuck Norris/Walker using it. Notice they're either way up tight in his face, far away, or with his back turned? That's because there's like only one guy in the world who can use it, because it's basically a death machine for anyone else. :-p

The jet pack itself is 100% real, though.

[Psykotto]

The single greatest moment in television history!

[cellardoor238]

this just made me wet

[lonebannana]

If I were to make a tv show about myself, it would be JUST LIKE Texas Ranger

[Monkor001]

he should have roundhouse kicked 1,000 enemies while in ha jepack

[WhereforeArt]

0:43

[lastunusedname]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fly. He brings his destination to himself.

[godswiph]

haha!!! LOL!!!

[internal666beholder]

the best part about it is when he landed there was a ladder in the background. he could take the ladder, but its chuck norris, give him the jetpack

[fishagotit]

lol i thought chuck norris had the ability to fly

[climbon74]

Now I know with no doubt in my mind, Chuck Norris can do anything in the Universe!! with only three seconds of training he fly's a jet pack

[Nostripe361]

i just want to know why he needed a jet pack to get onto the top of the building. is the front door on fire or something? and even if it was its freakn chuck norris; he could just eat the flames.

[dougfujimoto]

i like how the black dudes all like "you built that?????" as if jetpacks are so amazing and havent been around for 50 years already

[dankman104]

jetpacks are amazing, you sure as hell don't have one.

[IanBallyS]

I know right. Chuck Norris could have eaten metal scraps and birthed out a jet pack.

[Zenno5]

Chuck Norris does not need a jetpack to fly. A Jetpack need Chuck Norris to fly.

[Shredder760]

chuck norris doesent use a jetpack, a jepack uses chuck norris

[elrais2]

i remember this part, cool show...kinda

[79uglydemons]

could this be the next duke nukem movie?

[Schutzstaffel23]

wheres the first duke nukem movie?

[omnytamer]

Good clip, but that prop was just stupid looking. I could have made that thing with 3 oxygen tanks, some steel grading, 2 door handles from a school bus, some aluminum foil, and duct tape.

[Nuclearman2]

The difference is that you wouldn't be able to make it fly. Chuck Norris would, can and has, as demonstrated by this video.

[sdws17]

Chuck Norris could already fly, he just took the jetpack along for the ride

[5p33dk1nG]

its not called a jet pack its call a jet norris

[persecutive]

That looked like fucking John McCain who built the jetpack... Really?

[MrCN86]

Chuck Norris fly to the sky. do'h, I mean jetpack fly to the sky with Chuck Norris help!

[xcguy1006]

chuck norris once filmed an episode of walker texas ranger where he flew in a jet pack. after the first take, he realized that he didn't really need the jetpack. all he needed to do was believe.

[AndyMan64s]

You built that?...nods head.

[9Aldin]

Stop saying the fucking Norris facts....you are too fucking late.....

[nazile]

It's never too late, for Chuck Norris

[Jkcea123]

anyone want to chat

this video was good PB

[ohbaybay2]

First! :)

[Jeff13bREW]

Actually, the jetpack needed Chuck Norris to fly.

[Bladerunner93]

This definitely inspired the GTA jetpack

(I know it came from 007, but this scene is just like GTA)

[TakeTheWayHome]

Without gravity, NOTHING can stop the round house.

[alonsopunto]

todo mundo sabe que chuck norris si hubise querido le ordenaba a la tierra que se hundiera y el techo de la casa quedaba a nivel del piso.. pero claro no lo hizo porq estaba interpretando a Walker.. es como Lucy Lales (Xena) ella vuela, Xena no vuela.

[invertedleon]

This is obviously fake. Chuck Norris doesnt need a jetpack to fly

[SLYMONKEY007]

wow this is epic

(look at the ladder behind him)

[MindFreakout]

Congrats Michal, your on Attack Of The show.

Also, FUCK OFF BEAR CAVALRY lol

[EcchiSquirrel]

Walker with a jetpack is unstoppable. "You can run, but you can't GLIDE."

[Darinrussia]

i saw this on G4

[MRconner84]

i freakin love chuck norris

[Bashur]

G4 OWOO!

[colorsinscenes]

the stunt double looked NOTHING like him. BALDERDASH !

[josehoguanipa]

That just made my day.

[thomasmahersolo]

walker is the greatest man who ever lived ghandi dead on king amazing but walker hes just outstaning

[dazada]

lol @ ladders

[darkmuse19]

Why did he need a jet pack?

[KoRnYwAyZ]

Its funny because we all know he didnt need a jetpack

[cpaw128]

what a badass

[fubar123456]

LOL at 0:47, seems Chuck crashed the jet pack

[hipshimmy]

Hell to the naw!!!

[Vincelambargo]

Shortly after this scene its revealed that the jet pack's fuel gauge was on empty the whole time, demonstrating to a bewildered Chuck that he could fly the whole time. he just needed to believe in himself.

[evilpup]

This is probably the funniest Chuck Norris fact I've ever read.