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[The999drifter]

you look like simon pegg

[Hetahl]

Kinda reminded me about Clockwork Orange

[plukap]

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[SuperJennify]

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[ChordAbsolute]

did anyone notice the conkers bad fur day intro reference?

[Toemta]

I remember wondering this when it was posted and I'm still wondering, was this video ever featured?

[ChurchOfBlow]

@Toemta Haha. No, it wasn't.

[MrAwsome944]

@ChurchOfBlow thats lame



[jeffyjeffyjeffy]

@ChurchOfBlow idk, i think your wrong, i thought i found it because it was featured?

[ChurchOfBlow]

@jeffyjeffyjeffy Nope. YouTube Is My Life was featured, and at the time I made sure Featured Video was visible on the ChurchOfBlow page so that it'd get more traffic, and it did. The only other ChurchOfBlow video to get featured was The Doppelganger.

[jeffyjeffyjeffy]

@ChurchOfBlow omg i cant believe bernard k. smith replied to my comment, im so happy right now

[Toemta]

a youtube classic

[MrBauerPowa]

So... a fan of clockwork orang, huh?

[sillysillytom]

I don't care how many times I see this... just brilliant

[jeffyjeffyjeffy]

that is some fucking good coffee

[sindeylool1]

kitttaaaaaaaaaa

[hanl9889]

lol, its been a VERY long time since i last watched this video, but it still cracks me up. 1:57 "FUCK...off." rofl

[SweetCupcakeKaren]

The kitten is cute and you are so funny hilarious!!

[DestrolioOnline]

lol

[finicu88]

its ruined by hacks ! what? hacks ! WHAT? HAAX!!!

[mayers000]

god i love this video

[CheeezMaster]

@mayers000 it is full of & win delivers fuzzies to my stomach

[ImmortalAbe]

can anyone have any idea is that don't involve mutilating tax michael ahahhahahah

[leaxues]

if you put on closed captions, and do transcribe audio, it's fucking hilarious

[BreakingRulesRocks]

hahahahaha lol

[NeoBatWare]

This is brilliant. I don't understand YouTube these days. You would never see good stuff like this on the so called "featured videos" these days. There used to be only a few hand picked featured videos chosen each day, now it is simply whatever crap is put up by the YouTube partners. I sincerely wish things would go back to 2007 on YouTube, before ads and sellouts; when everyone was just starting out and it was a real community. Amazing videos like this just aren't being made any more!

[PSMatt36060]

what a friendless faggot. couldnt find any cast for your gay assed play? sucks for you. try talking to people in real life instead of vegetating in front of your computer you sad bastard.

[Dirtyblue929]

@PSMatt36060 trollin'

[joetheking78]

@PSMatt36060 Your such a friendless faggot. Couldn't find any friends to hang out with? Sucks for you. Try talking to people in real life instead of trolling in front of your computer you sad bastard.

[sonicrocks06]

@PSMatt36060 :p Fackah you, you mathafackahing fackar. :PP

[punkrockprincess91]

back when getting featured meant something.

[seraphim190]

this is amazing! i LOVE IT!!!!! YOU GOT THE JOB!

[Cr3aminPants]

a clockwork orange is my favorite book

[hirofire1994]

lmao

[Anarchlord]

A "thought sucking machine" that is rich!

[ragib21]

@Anarchlord 

[dochertyinbc]

The coffee may be f---ing good, but the video is f---ing bad

[XRAZENIRX]

you suck

[SkateboarderXL]

That's some facking good coffee!

[Micteu]

Really he needs to upload a video of him trying to get a cat on skateboard with rockets attached, but he ends up getting mauled by the cat.

[kostakika]

lol

[Taylorrun]

thats some fucking good coffee.

[xBlackSeedxghost]

lol he sounds like Keanu Reeves

anyways funny stuff man

[munchies1234]

i lol'd at the end

[needa66762]

fucking GAY!

[TheLittleKristy]

Were you trying to say that A Clockwork Orange is lowbrow? I love A Clockwork Orange. I have an idea. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everyone loves that, and trannies. You need to have trannies in your videos.

[daretobeforgotten]

He was saying that all of his ideas are too highbrow. Since he copied A Clockwork Orange here, I would say no, he wasn't. And yes...Trannies would be fantastic.

[gsparkera1993]

Sorry, where are the kittens?

[jamper100]

in the middle of the video

[mephibosheth]

Why did you feel a need to do this...and even worse to "share" it with others?!?

[yourmomother17]

wtf i wanted to see some kittens

[Retrograding]

LOL. Same here.

[pofwiwice]

CLOCKWORK ORANGE REFERENCE lol

[Kriffe910]

Mentos in a Dietcoke! x)

[ElizaAcheron]

Hahahahaha- the half second of kitten footage was brilliant. Funny stuff indeed.

: )

[Thriairia]

staple the feet to the board and give it a push LOL

[juanderfius]

you suck

[avengedsevenfold979]

"That some good fucking coffee

[MaxwellsDemon2000]

love it!

[61550LizziE]

Already have this on my favs, but funny is funny and therefore timeless! Hahahahaha!

[dante224real1]

cockwork porage

[danihj86]

Hahahah xD

[victoriadoneva]

hahahaha, Awesome video !!!

I admit - I was too drawn by the thumbnail (lucky me). You're tricky... very tricky!

*rofl*

[chrismsno]

ok i admit i was sucked in by the kitten but very funny

[mupsoftaren]

thats some fucking good cooffe

[lydia5516]

rofl..

[bfo68]

always brilliant

[ihateniagara]

Keep it coming

[iliginjaili]

make more videos!!

[Jon12317]

"Some sort of thought sucking machine" haha

[KBDProductionsTV]

I would love to shoot a video with you, you are a great writer.

[BabieshatetheBible]

thats some fucking good coffee

[IronXionn]

thats very funny!! hahaha gooood work!!!

[chiefofrice]

holy fuck this shit is fucken funny you should fucken make more of these fuckn shows like holy fucken shit FUCK

[lydia5516]

o.o

[dragoo994]

i heard that voices :D its awsome amazing fucking good video!

They dig in to all of your files... damn if you know who it isXD. Stealing back all of your best ideas.. .... only these, only these which He wana give you... for now :)

[chuckiesjamochashake]

Damn. You make great vids. Er; made...

[XxsasXXassaultxX]

"what should the kitten do"

"be a kitten"

[ripstickmaster10]

How are you gonna get a kitten to skateboard? You wouldn't have to, you just staple it's feet to the board and give it a shove XD lol

[gradyiscool]

Hahaha! Love it! Just love it. Excellent.

[hossyed]

Dude fuckin you on a skateboard!!!

[AMPSPro]

probalby my favourite video on youtube

[aadzyy]

lol i love that - sombody's stealin your files...

[dylangio]

forgot to de interlace. but very funny!

[yankees3936]

LOL At 2:36

[iluvsasori168]

LAWL!!!!

[Goliath615]

lamest shit I've seen on a video, or could it be the fact that I had was tired when i watched it and typerd out this message. and had no sense of humor at the time..... meh

[iainlovesu]

Welly welly welly well. You sounded too normal to excite any of us Stanley Kubrick obsessives. And they come in there millions, so you missed out.

[amandarubia]

guayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyy

[amandarubia]

oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[DasDingausmLager]

hehe nice^^

[Kaseyshere101]

this one.

&&

that dating interview one

are teh funniest

i love youh haha

[ColdZephyr]

You copy Jim carry alot.

[neferdizayn]

where is cat

[Nadiixx3]

A Clockwork Orange...? Haha. Awesome.

[Axel448919171]

Mentos with Coke haha. Nice you are coll haha 5*

[persianscomeandgetth]

1:12

a cat is fine too.

[thefratellisaregreat]

Amazingly funny!

[goldenresidueofbliss]

Nice Malcolm McDowell impression in the beginning.

[rockman35004]

skate boarding kitten lol

[pierostormrider]

perfecto

[LoreleiMission]

This one is one of my faves

[jygbjugbjgn]

Excellent choice on the use of They Might Be Giants, sir.

[AndreaChurchill]

"anybody have any ideas that dont involve mutilating cats?" hahah! i love your videos sooo much!

[takoon513]

hm. many personalities

[shotgunreaper]

Would have been funnier if it finished with a cat riding a skateboard

[SmashBrosBrawl]

i wana see some one staple a kittens feet to a skateboard.

[Skweax]

fucking sub to me

[TheFreakArtist]

What song is that at 2.30?

[Kaseyshere101]

imm almost definate that its a They Might Be Giants song.

idk what it is tho

[nukiwimet]

ITS SUMMER AND IV GT DA FUCKING FLU

[TheFreakArtist]

umm...ok?

[reddwolfrunning]

hey bernard. just happen to drop in on your vid. you're a smart young fella. I hope you you'll get your dreams answered. Very entertaining.....that you are. Now it's time for me to get some fucking real good coffee! I will add a little something to my coffee. Happy hoidays!

[dakotakimball]

HAHAHAH i love thiisss guyyyy!!!! hahahah

[jollywood999]

Lol at the Clockwork Orange bit at the beginning!

[pukkewukje]

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[balooka24]

WTF

[gluband]

your satire skills are reaching their peak. keep it up.

[SasquatchMCR]

Lol, random and a tad bit strange, but i like.

[tycoontim0012]

wats the name of that song?!?!?!

[AllenbysEyes]

Cage and Aquarium by They Might Be Giants. Unless you're referring to the classical piece, which is Thieving Magpie by Rossini.

[DesXboy]

hohohahahahoho lol

[sweettrt]

trash not funny and lame not to mention the ugly guys in the vid

[Halofreakanoid]

you suck

[sweettrt]

Yes I do! LOL "LOSER" FREAKNOID! GET A LIFE

[Halofreakanoid]

i feel insulted? XD lolololololololololol

[TheFreakArtist]

YOU SUCK!!!

[TheFreakArtist]

What the...I didn't write that...damn! Somebody knows my password!

[Maccps]

I hate cats

[HemiJeep19]

lol that was pretty funnyziz

[monkeygrl314]

what the freak

[nicholejd15]

thats some fu**ing good coffee! =)

[iliginjaili]

lol i give in, ur too funny not to subscribe to

[KarlRules14]

lol i like this video, seen it loads of times.

[AllenbysEyes]

Me too. It's the one I keep coming back to.

[chickenfingers28]

That's some Fuckin good coffee!! LUV IT!

[AllenbysEyes]

I love this one and I can't stop watching it. The Clockwork Orange homage is quite clever.

[WH1T34FR1C4N]

fuck off

[theamazingfirekitty]

okay....need more kitties

[funnyjunk135]

talk about boaring!zzz

[changoldenguy]

thats some fucking good coffee;-)

[TheCarrotIsHere]

sorry to burst your bubble but if you swear in your videos they dont feature that video.

i loved it anyway !

[diostelth1]

wtf????

hahaha

[heavydude96]

pretty featured

[coreywang96]

Hax?

:o

[LewisBlogger]

It is brilliant

[Jakomancer]

would be better with moar of kittenz

[dancer857]

love the way this is done =D 5/5

[briannavaliente]

i loved this video.

Your amazing.

brii

[punjab357]

I love this video it is humorous and intellectualy stimulating.unlike some of the videos on youtube where it is just a mix of a guy getting kicked in the genitals over and over and over. I what is the song that is being played while theyare having the conversation about the HACKS?

[NightmareInMoloch]

It's "Cage and Aquarium" by They Might Be Giants.

[punjab357]

thx

[canadianfraulein]

Hahahaha you are hilarious. You remind me of Dane Cook and Ryan Reynolds. This movie an your jazz argument are my favourite youtube videos. And that is some damn good coffee.

[pearcey77]

no subliminal message in the middle of the video :o

[anyname666]

If you wrote that dude you have a chance!

Keep thinking!!!!

[buloy881]

hacks that is a shame

[sleepygirl6666]

your fuking crazy!!!!and I fuking like it...

[RoxyMusik3000]

you've got a touch donnie dako.

[jessicahysteria]

Hooooly shit! I love A Clockwork Orange!

Even the music, lol. You should have had the fake eyelashes too, lol. I like how it's like the modern Clockwork, instead of the milk bar you used Starbucks, awesome.

[TheCelticNinja]

"And what suspiciously lookes like product placement. That's some fucking good coffee" nice lol

[sicko123432190]

Fucking you on a skateboard!

thats some fucking good coffee :)

WAAAAAAAAHA

i love you

[almostshelby]

Awesome, Bernard. Another great video. Please keep at it, you make me laugh.

"Fuckin' you on a skateboard!"

[plevyman]

Great bit of They Might Be Giants there...

[JimmerSD]

Still a fucking great video Bernard!

[missuscake]

agreed.

[missuscake]

This was ducking hilarious. It made me QUACK UP!

[MusiicGurl]

haha

[frootbat31]

rotfl maybe I'm a bad parent, but my 8 year old son loved your "YouTube is my life" video. lol

This one was great too.

[ColPicklejar]

Man I gotta watch this stuff more often.

[slykittysamurai]

whats the song called here

[Lascivious144]

Thieving Magpie...Rossini....

[rawrawproductions]

this is hlarious

thats some fuckin good cofee

ROLF!!!

[6cheesy6]

Fucking you on a scateboard.

ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gvgnumber1]

a video appeared in my subscribed listed and this is the second vid i've seen. for now i'll keep watching

[ThumbyXD]

ahahah =D

[imcalled123]

lol the ending is so funny :D

[sapriousrevived]

a clockswork orange spinn off? awsome love that movie

[kitiwiti]

meow? where is my kitty? oh and i really dont like starbucks, got anything else? :-/ lolz

[Adsyboyz]

this is hilarious

[espermatazoide]

i also agree with you =)