royal navy - 12 days of christmas

[belledame3]

This is a blast.  Thanks for the laughs from here in the States across the pond from y'all.

[kanesmomie]

Love it. Tons of laughs from Los Angeles

[AdmiralOgle]

Loved the drenched wrens...Merry Xmas all

[KatrinaMess]

A very Merry Christmas to The H.M.S. Anonymous Pranksters! And every other crew on cruise this Xmas. We do appreciate the work you do, and thank you all.

[bloxman142]

Merry x mass

[paralleler]

Merry Christmas!

[livingdaylightz]

'And anooooVer day at sea.' So cute I could marry him if he wasn't already haha.

[lindsey1485]

merry christmas to you all :)

[DaBestTwilightFan]

AND A ANOTHER DAY AT SEA

Haha its just that bit.... makes me laugh every time :-) Xx

[RWJISBEAST14]

Did anyone notice those women in the video got scarred of water splashing them?

[emypaigeatlive]

love it merry xmas :)

[ArtisanBlade]

That bloke on the bridge is the best by far

[Jacobdoe1]

en daar betalen wij belasting voor

[Thefactisful]

haha jokes

[99Boyracer]

lol



[celia060910]

Happy Christmas to you all, well done love it x

[CathyB58]

Love it

[gayswan]

A very Xmas to you all and keep up with the good work you all doing !

[MissBeckieBabyMccann]

Funnyy lol

[chuts1963]

A Very Merry Christmas To You ALL :))

[MATTINSURGENTE89]

Falklands? NOoooooo MALVINAS!!!

[WellImHereNow]

@MATTINSURGENTE89 mal whats? :P

[HimiXoX]

whoever had to edit each round, good job! must've taken u sometime ;) but awesome job :)

[wank0r]

stop spinning shit dits and get down the mess to clean for rounds

[type42sheff]

Great stuff, ha ha funny girls getting goffered.

[MrBeefaroo]

I'm going to Raleigh in December, looking forward to it!

[Smithyards]

"on then 13th day of christmas the goverment gave to me 13 ships a'scrappin"

[210482fmj]

putta destoryer in him

[dalli2]

No bz for this production. Back on your heads.

[mitchelllad]

fuck off 4 working Wus! don't insult them we all know they don't work

[chickendoingparkour]

Adrew Till u plum lol

[ashley118118]

cant wait to join up only 5 more months

[MsWitch76]

hahaha!!!!!so funny...hehehe...

[Donnykebab1]

Quality!!! Brought back fond memories back in the days!!!! Intrepid 86-92!!!! No drenched wrens back then!!!!!

[JoelTheStig]

Christmas No. 1 anyone

[ferret008]

total shite

[baloo041]

Lol well subs are too busy bumming and getting far too much money for it well i would personally demand a lot more living under scimmers with cocks up your ass and one in the mouth no wonder you cunts are too misrable or sucking to make any vids Fact ....................

[subs57]

baloo041

Poor disaffected youth!

LOL You must have failed your part 3. LOL

Great video. Naff lyrics as previously stated, but the lads and lasses creating a laugh for themselves that only those in military know how. Good effort.

[oo00ookellyoo00oo]

Wow You are obviously bitter about something you poor little creature. You really think they get payed too much??? How little you really know. Scum like you ought to keep their mouths shut and do a days service with the marines, you wouldn't last an hour! Maybe you should say exactly what you have said to service men and women's faces and lets see how long you would last...Bless your naive views!!!

[SpaceWalla]

The lyrics are a bit naff.

On a point of order, there was a DCI (SM)issued many years ago that surface ships were no longer to be called skimmers.........TARGETS was considered much more applicable.

And I remember the days when the only twats on a ship were in the 'bun house'

[stevenpoole001]

@SpaceWalla targets or sitting ducks is both acceptable. lol

[stevenpoole001]

typical bloody skimmers!!!! nothing better to do than make gash dits.

big up the sailors of the deep. at least we get work done.

[scottishkayaker]

give them a break there just having a laugh

[jackr4393]

they are just having a bit of fun

[andrewcfc1888]

Close... I believe we are actually called Weapons And Fuel Users

[satanicpixie]

@andrewcfc1888 yeah thats another one, hang on not all in this video is a wafu. theone in the right head is a mem the midle wren is a steward there a reg and some chefs in there two, god i miss working with those guys.

[danielspillane]

@satanicpixie im the stoker in the right head, my oppo is also a stoker. all branches on the ship made this vid

[satanicpixie]

i thought WAFU stoodfor Wet And Flipping Useless. lol. all they do is lie on deck and catch rays.

[14CPO]

Why is the royal navies land operations in afghanistan with the rugular fighting troops not shown on here? You have to join in and fight with the regular soldiers

[masterreferee]

The RN Regiment went years ago.

[tonightwefly]

absolutley briliant!

[sexaholicalcoholic]

god bless wafus! very funny clip

[catton01]

Wafu's working, you must be joking.

[Buzza18]

Wafu's are the prime of the navy! :D good at uckers and always get the best tans haha

[jamesmurray88]

wafu!! ha ha

[Ovanteeri]

ROYAL NAVY FOR THE WIN!

[leon23021983]

working wafoos? id pay to see that? must of been xmas

[JJfromMW]

Roll on Christmas

[Phil1796]

my friends dad id on the helicopter one i think

[fayik123]

THe biggest thing that sucks is that alcatraz jail cells had more room than a ratings sleeping area. I'm sure you understand

[danielspillane]

@fayik123 sleeping area yes, the size of a coffin, but we had an awesone social mess on the edinburgh

[wataruae86]

Damn british tea sucking bastards. why cant we be more original than you guys haha. GO NAVY and ROYALS

[fayik123]

i hope you dont dump waste into the sea. THat is disrespectful to sea life

[fayik123]

dont those toilet have any doors at 0:13

[fayik123]

the seamen specialist job advertises as a rating having to drive the boat. I take it they are talking about the inflatable boats.  ONly officers can pilot the big ships.

[danielspillane]

ratings are always at the wheel.

[fayik123]

in what sense? do they get to check the co-ordinates i.e degress minutes & seconds, lattitude & longitude. I've heard it soon becomes as boring as sitting behind the wheel of any vehicle

[danielspillane]

the rating, has the wheel, but the officer of the watch gives him directions. for information im one of the lads in the toilets "two turtles heads!"

[shanelolage]

and another day at seeeea

[multistorey84]

4 working wu's! i doubt it, loafing c*nts

[itfcdan]

Its hard work lying about and drinking wets!

[fayik123]

i was refering to ports in afghanistan and iraq and other dangerous places

[pandapop999]

It's if you want to be a marine, you'll be patrolling. Doubtful they would have unexperienced sailers patrolling.

[fayik123]

but you have to patrol in port and that is on the rn website and says you have to stand about with a gun making sure nobody attacks the ships which is a sign that things could happen. A sniper could take you out easily. THere's no such thing as a free lunch. those inflatable boats look very dangerous and you would be a sitting duck in those.

[pandapop999]

This is in England. I don't really see that many snipers walking about the streets, preying upon seamen guarding some ships. But my best friend tim does!

it's simple precaution, you have fences and guns to make sure people stay out, it's an restricted area and not open to pedestrians.

[Wannabetrixters]

marines don't just guard ships, they also rune up beach, get shot, and do tours of duty in iraq. if the navy see a beach and wanna no if its safe, they send the marines in.

[fayik123]

the iraqi ports

[fayik123]

this might sound crazy but is it common for people to get seriously injured in the navy? IT doesnt often get reported on mainstream media as navy stuff is kept under wraps more than the army stuff. I though about joining once becuase of how bad the employment rate is in the uk lately but i worry when i hear stories about people being shot in the face and having part of it blown away. THat is the thing that puts you being shot. you only have one set of organs.

[pandapop999]

People getting shot in the face? This isn't the army, it's the navy. They don't shoot you in the face.

There's the possiblity in a combat situation, but very unlikley. However, you're there to fight for Queen and Country and if the situation demanded for you to fight, then you will. But getting shot onboard...Uh, no.

Ever heard of organ transplants? LOL

[fayik123]

being shot in the face would not be very nice

[fayik123]

yeah true, but a maximum security prison is made to look far more luxurious in some senses. THey could easily make these ships bigger to offer more room in the first place. THey are simply just cutting costs. THey should develop new technology.

[pandapop999]

They're not security prisons. They're work places, they're meant to work there and perform their dutys. They have the luxeries of anything you would do at home, sport facilitys, internet, bed&breakfast. They maybe cutting costs, but who wouldn't? They want to save as much moeny as possible, otherwise YOU would pay for it in your tax.

Developing new technology...hmm, What for? The navy has existed for years, it was fine then and is fine now.

[fayik123]

I don't think alcohol onboard is a good idea, it causes people to make errors and has been linked to accidents. THe money spent on alcohol could be used to provide better equipment and more luxury food. it would be better if they made the living accomodation like a cruise ship which they could do but want to save money and the expense of human suffering. every person shud have their own private room. its garbage at the moment

[pandapop999]

Like I said before, these are people. When they're off duty, they can do as they please. Since it is Christmas, I think they should be allowed to drink. They wouldn't be going straight from drink to work.

But it isn't a cruise ship, it's a military ship, It's designed for war, drug busting ect. The people aboard get a wide range of activities outside of duty, but living with other people is an experience, there simply isn't enough room to accomodate each person with a private room.

[fayik123]

maybe but those sleping decks are like shelves. THey could make them bigger than that. they are just cutting costs at the expense of human comfort. It just shows they don't care about you. YOu should at least have room to sit up. A cramped posture will do you in slowly over time. YOu need room to stretch and be healthy. in the navy you'll be living on water from reverse osmosis machines which isnt entirely good. its ok for surviving when times are hard but not permanentl. dont u get bottled watr

[pandapop999]

They sleep in the beds. They won't be sitting in them. There probably will be chairs or sofas to sit on.

The water is fine otherwise they wouldn't issue it. It's like anywhere in the world, the water is diffrent everywhere you go. As long as it doesn't have bacteria or any harmful substaince it is fine.

[fayik123]

oh my god did you see the size of those sleeping bunks at 2:19? THey were like battery cages for hens. how the fuck are you meant to fit into those. ITs like a little enclosure. HIs arm was nearly the size of the cubical.

[pandapop999]

It isn't a cruise ship..

[fayik123]

christmas is just another day

[fayik123]

Do you know I refused to ever sing along to any christian songs at school as a kid i never joined in once. I use to wonder why all the other kids were such sheep. I was a childhood prodigy. I use to wonder why people's minds were so easily controlled by the government. I still find it beyond belief that people are so dumbed down. the fact these videos are allowed to be uploaded prooves discipline is lacking in the navy. Drinking shud be banned in the navy as it causes memory loss

[16andrew90]

mate shut the fuck up there having fun. its christmas for fuck sake

[davelaker82]

Fuck off and die.

[fayik123]

back to you chum. YOu're quite a nasty little turd really aren't you and can't communicate and let people have their opinions. If you're in the forces then that figures why its such a mess

[welshbeauty]

bloody awesome !! no idea why skimmers are hated so much by submariners lol

[madbob73]

Lads you do us proud, but you can't sing for fuck!!

[stringtiff]

Was Andy Soober for a change!!!!!!!!!!!

Judy

[pwdrin]

lol this rules!

[jbryce1437]

Submariners only rule beneath the waves :-)

[Germology2008]

HM SUBMARINES RULE!!!! Skimmer wankers!!!

[murb1877]

Skimmer twats, HM Submarines rule

[royalmarines32]

y du u all h8t skimmers my dad was a submariner n e fuckin h8ts thm

[NCISdean]

i wud of said 12 pipers piping

[NeYnEyNoU]

Nice one lads an lass'

[andynsian]

Awesome, because I am in it!

[rustywizard666]

i bet u are u liar

[goochibabe]

That was awesome! Nice one! xxxx

[james1011101]

what does number 3 say?

[dustyRN]

three drenched wrens (instead of three french hens)

[travelguest]

keep it up guys and whilst you're away i'll mow your lawn for you.

[seanowain]

haha nice one, notice how chilled the last guy is compared to the rest lol

[Norky100]

haha i know he is ace

[arubberball]

Gotta love English humor!

[itsmytrolley]

hoofin! love it

[richie26uk]

Brilliant! Out of all the RN videos this is the best I've seen. Reminded me of the better times in the Mob...

[ThommoThePhot]

That was Fantastic ~ Brought many memories flodding back!!!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS NAVY

TtP

[sidjoloo]

Fantastic, Shame The WAFUs Where The Only Ones That Sung It Wrong.But Theres WAFUs For You...

[leebotwood]

it was'nt like this in my day

admiral nelson

[CplCentaur]

Hehehe. Good vid. Is this a response to the "Bohemian Rhapsody" music vid that the crew of HMS Sheffield made? hehehe

[kennyytfc69]

EXCELENT - WHO'S STUFFING YOUR BIRD THIS CHRISTMAS?? hehe

[Shaz2603]

lmfao love it Xx

[wiggy201070]

Not bad for Skimmers !

[beccamoses1]

mint

[Benmoony]

I kno i have definately joined the senior service (Navy). Well done lads nd lass'.

[katmac75]

That was brill' Well done lads n lasses. 4 working WAFUs though, really? Chiefs drinking! Surely not. Officers never loaf, they just prioritize, observe, delegate & lots of other really tough stuff, honest!

[Darrel0789]

LOL that is gr8!!!

[gizzummunkey]

Pure F*****g class. Well done the mighty E

Jez M-L