Pablo Francisco - Chinatown

[csali7]

look at the stupid fuck at 1:29 not even laughing or doing nothing lonely fuck

[ChoPhilly13]

@csali7 Its because his mother or father is chinese......"I FIND THEESE OFFENSEEVE"

[vylkyl]

AUUUURRRITE TEH !

[RyeBai]

That means they speak 3 languages if you include English.

Schools in Britain are taking American lessons while we take English lessons.

Funny very funny.

[robbyrne123]

@RyeBai We don't have American language lessons in England. Maybe American history in a history lesson. But there would be no point learning another dialect of English. The only difference between English and American English is that some grammar is different.

[manbat106]

@MrJosephaziz i rekon he got bashed by an asian

[cyz44]

american? last time i checked US american's speak english.....which is funny in its self.. colour is changed color and mum is changed to mom.. massive difference haha

[loveilybabi0077]

also I'm just a small town girl

[junior556972]

lol leave me alone

[NinaGtheDruFeen]

omg im turning red he's freakin funny

[marleneFindlay]

mmh have big eyes with love inside

[left4dead162]

They walk fast in chinatown

[DvDPlaya]

@MusesTrueBiggestFan We live on a whole different continent. And we don't call the trunks of our cars the "boot." Oh, and we put our periods inside the quotation mark, not after.

We have our differences, big deal. I like all countries the same. We're all just little dots on a map.

[MalisaMistieez893]

lol can be the pretty girl next door or the woman of your dreams

[MrFFSMAN]

1:28 that guy is not amused ...

[darkdeath685]

American is short for American English, as there are varying English languages. So stop posting comments about it, cause technically, he was correct in saying someone could speak American.

[ElodiaDavinajr389]

so cute girl waiting to be discovered

[gameking1231]

man this fool suck and try too hard, thump up for gabriel iglesias

[esara6]

illogical Pablo

[2mmbroz]

Awesome! Please search: Michael Zhang, 12 years old stand up comedian at the Hollywood improv

[pattyberty]

American English is surely derived from English itself.

[realmessenger1]

no way, could that be, james rolfe at 1:28

[RePuBliCMDTV]

Amen sister

[SportList]

I hate asians

[greenee111]

@SportList we hate you too =)

[jpaek]

@SportList But everyone HATES you. Ignorant prick.

[SportList]

@jpaek i was joking

[esara6]

@SportList if you do don't go to California especily LA

[MrHoldenB]

how do you speak american you dumb fuck...its called ENGLISH...origionated from england. learn your shit and stop being an over prided american fuck

[CrimesonWitcher]

@MrHoldenB The guy is joking. It's meant to sound stupid so don't take it so seriously.

[DvDPlaya]

@MrHoldenB @faridperez Look up "American English" on Wikipedia lol

[rumtorun]

@DvDPlaya

Not a language.

English is a language. American English is a DIALECT of the English language. Maybe you should read your own references and get your facts straight before you blast BS.

[fourthquarterstream]

@rumtorun You get the point. You can speak a dialect moron.

[Randarg1]

@MrHoldenB I think you missed the joke.

[noobzaihead]

@MrHoldenB ORIGIONATED??I BELIEVE THATS FUCKING QUEEN'S ENGLISH?

[GuitarLegend310]

@MrHoldenB Technically English itself has origins from Latin which was the main language in several European countries a long time ago. Also some stuff from the Anglo-Saxon era where words were taken from the Kelts.

[INFECTION112]

@MrHoldenB prided isnt a word anyway man.

[gameking55]

@MrHoldenB You can't even spell originated. Bravo.

[jetfreak4]

IMO, one of the greatest acts out there today. There hasn't been a single routine he's done that hasn't had me rofling.

[MrSideswipe13]

thats not engrish lol

[heyitswaldo]

I swear he hates asians hahahahaha

[tasteflavored]

@heyitswaldo he's racist against blacks, whites, asains, ect. it's just part of his act

[bobthehobo1000]

i got robed twice in china town......

[rollinghills22]

very funny guy, i saw him at Hollywood improv and he sweats like ca-razay!!! gave him a handshake after the show, my hand was soaked after. YOU ROCK PABLO!!

[niptuck117]

He kind of looks like Wilson from 'House'.

[livingisaight]

its funny because its true

[MADDOG6400]

People in Chinatown do walk fast. Whether it's in San Francisco or Los Angeles!

[Braandyn]

@MADDOG6400 NY too.

[XTRMSystems]

Leeeave me alone!

[BLOOD1MONEY]

they speak american and chinese what a dumbass

[AnimeKitty202]

@BLOOD1MONEY ...That was the joke stupid. Obviously you need a sense of humor.

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@AnimeKitty202 obviously your a stupid spick who speaks American, arent you?

[AnimeKitty202]

@BLOOD1MONEY Spick? Wow, your racist, and can't take a joke.

[turqoiselove]

LEMME ALOWNE

[yousuckisucki]

speak american? hahahaha

[DvDPlaya]

@yousuckisucki Yes, American English.

[SteveyyyK]

@DvDPlaya

You cant argue that he meant american english

I know he meant english and i couldnt care less... but you cant argue that. Its not a language. Its a style of a language.

[faridperez]

@yousuckisucki Yeah thats stupid, since american is not a language...ENGLISH IS! ...but U.S. Citizes seem to think it is... surprised??

[yousuckisucki]

@faridperez Hahaha not really :)

[MegaBradley111]

@yousuckisucki ummm hate to break it too you but american is a type of person AND a language

same with english

[yousuckisucki]

@MegaBradley111 yes, american is a type of person but not a type of language. Pablo aims at the language and not at the person. And you will probably say that there is a language called " american english". its still not a american language, its english. hence the word English after the word american ( "American english)

[MegaBradley111]

@yousuckisucki omg you dont know what you are talking about american is the language spoken by people living in america hence the word american due to the fact that people living in this one state (i foorgot which one) have to say they speak american due to their laws

[yousuckisucki]

@MegaBradley111 well, then the law is wrong. people "from" america are called american, not because they speak "american" but because they are from there. and there is no language such as "american", only english. and pablo isn't even speaking ábout that "one" state where people have to say they speak american due to their laws. so your argument makes no sence.

[MegaBradley111]

@yousuckisucki no people from england speak english people from america speak american so your statement doesnt make any sense

[yousuckisucki]

@MegaBradley111 No people from england speak english? you must be kidding me right now. and people from america speak english. i am dont arguing.

[MegaBradley111]

@yousuckisucki you dont know anything about americans. saying that we speak english.i mean seriously we dont live in england anymore we live in our own land so we obviously dont speak ENGLISH we speak AMERICAN.

[NefariousNarcissist7]

He keeps saying "lemme alone"...Do people in china say that everytime???Freakin hilarious!!!!

[UbinTimor]

@NefariousNarcissist7 I can't speak for every china Town in the US but the one in Portland Oregon is a lot different in that china town you'll be the one saying "lemme alone" it one of the worst places in this city (in my opinion the worst because that's where all the druggies hang out at)

[Master0fspaceandtime]

What kind of voice is that supposed to be?

[jedi790808]

at least say a chinese word in the right way....

[DealinTy]

speak American? you mean English haha

[MrMrhellsing]

Leave me alogh,im very angre,very sad und angre.

[SchemingShadow]

PFFFFT. LOL. So true!

[DONTCRY2NITE]

They do walk fast in Chinatown!

[Roxas42124]

Lemme alone! ಠ_ಠ

[MapleBanditOwnage]

ಠ_ಠ Lemme alone!

[TH3TON3]

494 people walk slow in chinatown

[aaronasina]

Lol, "They speak American and Chinese."

[monster4062]

"leave me alone"lol,love this guy

[shaydyknight]

you can google this whole even and his othjer ones. They are full in google videos.

[Queenrocks20]

everyone walks fast in chinatown

[TheHardworlder]

One joke comedian.

[papillonfx]

0:47 - smoking Hawt!

[drugsarefunkids]

my personal favourite comedian of all time

[aznmigitman1118]

why is he so sweaty LOL

[mrkoolaidman012]

@aznmigitman1118 maybe cuz stage lights are basicly basking lights?

[Jillz500]

HOLY SHIT IT'S JAMES NINTENDO NERD @ 1:28 !

[antoniogregoire78]

i love this

[iustyma]

The reason this guy sucks is cause most of his jokes are the terrible stereotypes that have no basis on truth. its hard to laugh at when theyre bad impressions that seem informed by old racist caricatures.

Im chinese and ive heard much better comedians that make fun of asian stereotypes, but theyre actually good. Peter Russell is amazing for example, not like this fool.

[avuonex]

@iustyma

It just hurts cause you are Chinese but its funny for us !!! take it easy it just a joke .

and he not a fool , he one of the best ever .

[iustyma]

@avuonex

I love comedy, but if this guy's gonna portray another group of people, he should at least be accurate. Also it's BECAUSE I'm Chinese that I can say shit about it because I'm the group of people he is stereotyping. And it's probably funny for you because you only know those demeaning stereotypes and are uneducated. Oh well, I can't help you with that.

[lobelle19]

@iustyma Pablo is amazing he makes fun of everyone! take it as a joke. Im part Chinese but im dying laughing at this.

[weitaro]

@iustyma Great comedian, but I think Russel Peter did a better job on Chinese stereotype.

[MrLeidolfr]

American comedians are shit.

[Jugganautx]

Pablo francisco is a fuckin legend roflmfao!

[doacarnage]

I find it ignorant when Americans call speaking english "speaking american"

[knails]

I love how he uses the dumb bro voice for people he knows

[tiberianexcalibur]

I'm surpised he could make very good impressions of so many other people and races but he fail at doing it in chinese.

[MoneyR8]

lea mi alo

[phoenix0225]

now thats really too much!

[Ethix127]

hes prob mad against asians cuz his girl prefers an asian instead of his ass

[Ethix127]

THIS GUY IS SUCH A IDIOT

[bamboesnaaeirz]

@Ethix127 Just because you're a chinese?

[Ethix127]

@bamboesnaaeirz sure y not

[Zaiho]

488 lives in Chinatown or sounds like that when they are having sex

[ReconRaptor]

Dis guy is bery funny

[EverydayNormalDude]

i bet this dude wont go in china or even in china town

[BlackBloodMusic]

damn this dude sweats a lot..haha

[Rafula]

AVGN at 1:28!

[monster4062]

@Rafula whats avgn???

[daw00ta]

@monster4062 Angry Video Game Nerd. youtube it, he's hilarious

[monster4062]

@daw00ta just checked him out and hes pretty funny

[knpdyeballarice]

@Rafula lol is that really him?

[Thunderstar1000]

@Rafula HOLY CRAP its him!

[Vegito14]

@Rafula in the words of the nostalgia critic "NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!" refering to the AVGN lookalike obviously XD

[chris3ooo0]

@Rafula is that really him.i cant tell looks. just like him though.it would be awesome if it was.

[RichardCantThink]

speaks american? retarded much? funny dude though

[VansFaith]

Latino nigga

[nadax]

@VansFaith bet why u mean by that?

[f0ngtasticXD]

You so lacist! A Chinese a people do not a talk like a dat! You make me vely ungly! xD

[xkit09]

486 people are chinese and took this offensive maybe

[Lievcocijo]

@xkit09 if it was the chinese, itd be more thumbs down than views

[ZoomZip]

@mcmillspiece BURN haha

[LokoLobo]

leave me allooooone!

[partyhat55]

lol look a the boring cunt at 1:29

[CLosPhresh5]

@partyhat55 wat an ass.

[shade45wa]

@partyhat55 bad trip:)

[BloodyBobJr]

That music for walking in chinatown is GREAT

[shmackled0rf]

does he make those duck noises all the time? coz they get redundant and irritating..

[NickNorie15]

@shmackled0rf

no they don't....

[TheDeadmanTrucker]

Og så er han i DK .... surt man ikke lige har muligheden for at se ham IRL

[odiloncosta]

They speak American "Pablo"?

shiit

[Exoddusss]

whats the song he uses 0:38

[Mukjus]

Most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages pretty fluent.. so I'm not all that impressed with 2 Pablo :P

[MitoEirik]

@Mukjus true, i am from europe and I speak 4 or 5 languages fluently, but still, chinese is like a world of crazy shiat which if you say something a little incorrectly it can mean something entirely different :P

[airhealth]

All you whiners: this is just a fair play of stereotypes, not racism. Full disclosure: I am Chinese by descent.

If we were to deprive stereotypes from comedy, then really the only people we can make fun of is the WASP mid-to-upper class males, but I suspect it will get tired pretty soon.

[selfesteemdestroyer]

@HavokOnePointZero hell ya

[TheRedDash]

Very Ungry!

[MsNoelly]

wtf u guys r mad hahah its funny as fuck (:

[acetrainer49]

thats its soo true everyone walking fast in chinatown

[JumboTofu]

the guy at 1:29 looks like the AVGN

[gaijinblow]

I'm asian and I find this fucking hillarious. He makes fun of EVERYONE. Have you seen him doing his stereotypical mexican voice? Jeezus.

[hereNever]

lol i love this guy and i'm asian

[wabyloco]

intatatatingtingtantantingtang­

[BrettGunns420]

Shut up racism has always been in comedy

plus other comedians say more offensive stuff so stop been so senstive

and who cares if his asian accent isnt good?

most asians arent funny anyways

[Catcherintherye11111]

ppl who dont like pablo i wouldn't hang out with.

[sxystar41]

MAN.. he SUCKS at asian accent... if you want to be FUNNY with asian jokes.. work on your accent then it WILL be funny... coming from an asian....

[Slaught1004]

He kind of sounds like wayne from wayne's world....

[RebelThoughts]

Lee mi alone! LMAO! The way he says it!

[kevinbrryan]

Pablo fransisco is so funny!

[udlock9]

this is clear racism, is he still active nowadays?

[genecidicskyhi]

@udlock9 are you complaining about it's racism? because there's a lot of comedians who make a lot of racist/stereotypic type jokes.

[jwjch12]

@udlock9 his on tour atm

[Bloodrozer]

Guy @ 1:29 is not amused hhahaha, over sensitive much.

[tomtude103]

take your mildle finker push into your asswhole for ten second and then take out and push in your mouth would be more funny than tell this stupil joke!!! get real job !! 

[verynice420]

fuck that kike sarah silverman........I have to go to the bathroom ,!Splat!!!

[realrasmckhaile]

If this guy was jewish we wouldn't stop hearing about how fucking great he is. Think I am lying, look at Sarah Silverman, talk about not funny, Wolf Blitzer is way more funnier than Silverman.

[samuelgd99]

most people live in Chinatown were Cantonese.

and Cantonese really sounds that way

din din ton ton din din

[kfijatass]

I got just a bit surprised he considers knowing 1 foreign language a great skill.

[bizzie09]

This is hilarious! I don't know why people are getting so defensive and insulted. Frankly, whites and blacks get more racist jokes than chinese or asians. So quite complaining. Racist jokes are a part of comedy. Get over it. Even as a white person I find white jokes to be freakin' funny.

[ThatIndianGuy7116]

@bizzie09 well, most white jokes are cracker jokes which aren't that bad but i get what you mean. Im indian, we get tons of jokes and we dont give a crap, people need to get a grip and realise that there are worse jokes

[gomergilligan]

this stupid spick is fuckin funny.

[tomtude103]

mr pabolo francisco ,what a funny name ! where is this name from from?? let start now .

.pablo francisco look like no body . he look a litlle white , litle like black' litle like mexican , litle indian. any body know why?? because his great grammom fuk the white man his grammon fcck the blak man ,his mom fcck the indian man that why he look so mix race ,no bodyknow where fck he come from !!. even himseft.he look so comfuse???any body get my joke??

[DarknesSoldier]

@tomtude103

you're a retard.

[R3nzoku]

@DarknesSoldier

I guess we got here some angry little men

[tomtude103]

if mr pablo francisco slipping anf fall drown in the chinatown. every chinese walk by step over his face , he will look a flat shit of paper . so I walk by i pick it up and use it as my toilet paper.any body get my joke???