Vortex Coaster

[coolcoasterdude14]

Go to six flags magic mountian wayyyyyy better

[egyptworldtopgun1]

dude this is FREAKIN HILARIOUS. holy shit he's fuuuuuuuunny as hell. "we are approaching the incline". most americans would say dude we're going up. "the peak". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "aghhhh, i just lost my hat,i lost my hat".LOLOLOLOLOLOL. "this is insane,this is very very insane" "the pain". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. LMFAO. this is sooooooooooooo freakin hilarious. best and most hilarious video of ALL TIME. thanks so much for posting it pescadero, also, good vid of the ride POV.

[pescadero]

@egyptworldtopgun1 - thanks bro - i spoke from the heart! ahahaha!

[awsome6423]

you might want take off that hat next time

[PizzaLovesMichi]

lost his hat...0.0

[tenchufreak]

was the drop very high?

[pescadero]

@tenchufreak - not too bad but youre standing up so its kinda freaky

[pescadero]

@tenchufreak - it seemed high!

[UsheRBaBesluv]

it was fun but it was really short

[NickerRick]

haha your funny.

[soccerty1214]

It may sound like an orgasm, but I believe he's actually yelping in pain. This coaster is a B&M (Bollinger & Mabillard) so it's smooth, but the track banks sharply and suddenly in a few unnecessary places which tosses your head from side to side and that combined with the terrible padding on the shoulder harnesses hurts your ears like hell. I reach around the front of the harness and put my hands between my head and the harness to give myself extra padding.

[pescadero]

@soccerty1214 - EXACTLY! good call!

[sn291825]

I think Mantis at Cedar Point is better than the vortex and the coaster at Cedar Point is a lot longer than 30 seconds.

[35627a]

cool

[popsnacks2]

how can u get on there with a cam?>

[bigboy6294]

pescadero is a pussy chinese bitch

[awsomebrothers]

how tall do u hav 2 b 2 go on this ride

[pescadero]

i thin k 4 feet or something

[Allknex1]

@awsomebrothers 54in

[awsomebrothers]

i kno now cause 3 or 4 months ago i went there and i rode it and it was fun

[awsome6423]

@awsomebrothers 54 inches

[chocolatedemon17]

LOVE THIS RIDE!

[prettygirl994]

I went on this in 2008 ;D

it was fun, but I was like the only one who's screaming. -.-

[pescadero]

the other were probably too scared to scream!  :)

[prettygirl994]

hahah lol

that might be true xD

[Jxgirl12]

hahah. that was funny. you were like i lost my hat ! my hat! haha. hope you guys had fun [;

[jblucio3177]

I guess that is what you get for having alot of balls lol!

[pescadero]

its both a blessing and a curse! LOL!

[universaldude3015]

the little kid at 1:26 got rejected lol

[pescadero]

hahaha! yeah, he didnt eat his wheaties!

[forum2cracka]

befor i play this video im am going to scream !!!!!!

[whosyourdaddy25]

It sounded like he was takin a big Dump

[s1993j]

man i could remember the first time i whent on the vortex and it was super fun!!!!

[sammiieglammiie]

lmfao " didn't you see final destination 3? " hahahah. that guys funny.

[whiteboy7899]

what is the ride's top speed?

[whiteboy7899]

a lot of people despise this ride but i kind of enjoy it; no other ride in the park like it lolz.

[xxgumby56xx]

dude lol wacth it on high quality

[ChrisAlvey22]

King's Islands vortex is a BASTARD

[Pizzscn]

LOL you crack me up! "The Paaaain" lol

[xxgumby56xx]

Lol lil homie s to short

[dcutbirt]

That ride hurt my head when I went on it. but not as much as the Demon.

[JonasBrothersFanxxx]

i know its the best ride there!

[whiteboy7899]

what about top gun or invertigo

[JonasBrothersFanxxx]

i love that ride

i like invirgto the best tho

[pescadero]

i just rode that (invirtigo) yesterday! awesome!

[blueterrior]

your lucky i wasn't working this ride when you made the video, i would have taken it and thrown it off the platform, its fucking stupid to bring them on, you trying to kill everybody? did you see final destination 3? that shits possible

[pescadero]

if you would've taken my camera and thrown it off the platform, you would've seen a badly beaten, recently fired, pimple faced fool! look around, buddy, there are quite a few coaster videos and i havent once heard of people dying from being hit by a camera. i do hear of morons climbing double fences to get things they dropped from a coaster in the track areas! do yourself a favor and mind your own business before someone kicks your ass for taking their camera! hahaha!

[crossbones64]

thats shit wouldnt happen in a million years.... a damn camera cant stop and break a 4 ton train... retard...

[GinaShay]

That was a short ride! It seemed very fun on the other hand. My man does not like to ride them.

[DuceUtight]

oh my god, its insain, insain ijust lost my hat, i justlost my hat..lol

[pescadero]

man, i loved that hat!

[iwillstabuintheface]

good coaster but at end i always smash my balls on the seat between your legs

[whiteboy7899]

much of caused you a crotch ache

[pescadero]

yes! ball buster!

[iwillstabuintheface]

if you are going to insult me at least spellcheck

[whiteboy7899]

if i was insulting you i would say the exact opposite

example:This ride is for girls not she-men

[SUPERPINOYJ]

rofl dude i love the way you grunt and stuff, dude i need to conquer my fear starting with this ride .. crap

[pescadero]

doooo eeeet! LOL!

[mutstroms]

it seemed smooth on the tracks but very head bangful

[lululikescats]

my first ever thrill ride! this is where my incurable obsession with roller coasters began!

[Nbarnett1986]

that ride is fun!

[federico1530]

just waiting for the ride is suspenseful..... lol!!!!!!!

[xtreme1997]

I just got back from great america. I rode vortex and i love it! i think i can go next week since i have a season pass.

[pescadero]

bribery, my friend...bribery!

[sp4r7an117]

I hate this ride. it shakes ur head so much and my ears hurt afterward

[LadyFuhresh]

wtf. UGH UGH UGH! The pain!LOL

[pescadero]

yes...it was very painful! LOL!

[ShoppTillYaDropp45]

why in the world were you gunting?

[pescadero]

because the forces excerted on my body during the ride is quite taxing....yes....taxing.....

[rollercoasterXYZ]

wtf why were u grunting..lol

[violinrocks]

ahhaa, i love this ride. my first roller coaster x]

[fantazmfairy]

haha my seat poped up on me and tried to ass rape me. lol

[craze710]

LOL NUTS

[pescadero]

hahaha! they're too big!

[alavignefan2105]

you said some very funny things on that ride1

[alavignefan2105]

why didn't you hold on to your hat? it even said keep your loose objects safe at all times how could you lose that hat?

[pescadero]

i thought i had that hat on tight. but i guess not! oh well...

[lababo]

this in Santa Clear

[Commandor4]

santa clara

[surrender4ever]

HAHAHA It really does sound like a huge orgasm, HAHAHAHA. "Oh yes it's comming" ;-)

[Redneckskater2010]

Dude you sound like you are having an orgasm.

[mattrix566]

i went on that ride first today! omg sooo fun except it hurts ur head at end i didnt know wat to expect but it was crazy!!

[321bin]

is this in santa clara?

[pescadero]

yes.

[kdcat6]

that ride always bangs your head everywhere.

[pescadero]

true...and knocks your hat off!

[dxlives4ever]

did u ever find ur hat?

[pescadero]

nope....i loved that hat too! :)

[swaz14]

ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u lost ur hat JOKES

[sundevils7]

haha..nice commentary.."my nuts are too big"

[pescadero]

haha! thx!

[emmichan]

Hahaha that's funny, you're cool, I wish I could go to Great America with you! ;p

[pescadero]

i'm going July 15th, maybe i'll see you there!

[iwrestler10247]

note: FULL SCREEN IT!!!

[mspeacey07]

LMAO! i kno that must have been fun!BUT LMAOO! at the chinease dude!

[pescadero]

i suppose you find chinese people funny?

[emmichan]

Jumping to conclusions, are we? Paranoid some more please

[pescadero]

huh? you lost me there!

[pescadero]

what do you mean, exactly, emmi?

[mspeacey07]

no LOL!! u were funny!! lmao cause u kept complainin about the hat, and it was so damn funny the way u said it!!!

[Danie216]

how did you not get caught with your camera???

[sociallyinclined]

i've never seen a coaster where you stand up. it must have been fun!!

[pescadero]

yeah...this ride is pretty fun. short though!

[pescadero]

i told her it's for a school project! hahaha!

[Daxter717]

insane i just lost my hat..lol that ride is fun

[3musketers]

Before the ride starts moving, the guy on the mic usually says something like "Clear 1, Clear 2, enjoy your ride," and then the ride starts moving. This system is used throughout the entire park.

[jten11]

wow...i'm shocked they allowed you to openly use your camcorder like that. Plus the ride seemed too quick compared to the loading time..when it was finished i was like "damn 3/4 of the video was in the station"...lol but good POV, man.

[pescadero]

yeah...they were having an issue with this kid who was too short so the locking mechanism wouldnt lock and the ride wont go. so they had to double check the kid and finally they had to bring him out. while that's happening, they let a few more people in...the wait is not usually that long! it's a short ride, but tons of fun! thanks for the comment!

[lesgoracn9]

ok, now see when they go 123, well when they did that when i was on it my seat wasn't buckled and i wasn't locked in so we all started screaming and i was about to start crying and i so thought i was going to die lol but they finally noticed us and buckled me lol and no i wasn't to short or anything haha but yea after that it was a fun ride lol

[pinoyraver1679]

lol i woulda been hella scared

[Moffrey]

did you find youre hat back :P?

[pescadero]

no, man! and i loved that hat too!

[Moffrey]

dman waiting 2 min for a ride and then loosing your hat favourite hat too you sure didn;t have your day then:P

[pescadero]

it didn't turn out too bad! :)

[MrBrightside1987]

that ride looks crap! no offence lol

[pescadero]

non taken - i didn't build it...i just rode it, yo!

[rockcanadiangirl14]

omg it took 2 minutes just to go on the ride1

[pescadero]

yeah...there was this kid who was too short and the seats won't lock...hey had to bring out the "stick".