The FSM is really awesome. He invented alcohol before he made the universe, OK it might have made for a slightly imperfect universe, but the fact that drink came before everything, strongly proves his omnipotence
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Meatballs Be Upon Him) is the ONE! To be touched by His tendrilly noodles of goodness is truly to be touched by the divine!
In the beginning there was HIM, and he created a mountain, some trees, and a midgit! We have the picture, we have PROOF!
I cried tears of joy when the Flying Spaghetti Monster visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage... My eyes were opened on that fateful night and my bolognese sauces have never been the same. Pastafarianism is the way and the light.
im really sorry, i know this is a truthful video about what you believe, but i cant help myself but to laugh at this, im not saying its fake, but is so f**king funny lol
(to the tune of Oh rest ye merry gentlemen) Oh praise his slimy tentacles Oh praise his balls of meat He made each tiny ventricle Through which our hearts do beat He made us good He made us bad He made us to be free Without bindings of pa-asta and sauce Pasta and sauce Without bindings of pa-asta and sauce RAmen
(to the tune of Oh rest ye merry gentlemen) Oh praise his slimy tentacles Oh praise his balls of meat He made each tiny ventricle Through which our hearts do beat He made us good He made us bad He made us to be free Without bindings of pa-asta and sauce Pasta and sauce Without bindings of pa-asta and sauce
(Lasagne 3:16) "FSM so loved the world that he gave his only al dente son that who ever cheeses with Parmesan will not perish, but have everlasting flavor."
Thanks for making this video: it's really beautiful and moving; I was almost crying by the end of it...
I really don't understand how people can be so blind to not understand how the beauty of the universe and our very existence proves that the FSM exists.
Join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you'll feel better.
The road is hard pastaferians, I am yet to convince my friends and family and it breaks my heart to know that they have not been touched by his noodly appendage. I just want my mom and dad to enjoy the stripper factory and everflowing beer in heaven. This video needs airplay during the superbowl, so we can spread the message.
@craborama I know how yee feels matey, my broother and I are pastafarians, and yet, my dad take it as a joke, and my mom is catholic, so theres that, but I smile and drink my grog!
archilogically FSM is slightly younger than paganism (which dates to Neatherals). Beer dates back to ancient summaria (the oldest "civilization" found). Why else would humans drink water that has fermented grain in it if it was not divinely inspired? RAMEN
I BELIEVE!!!
dumbo2021 1 month ago
The FSM is really awesome. He invented alcohol before he made the universe, OK it might have made for a slightly imperfect universe, but the fact that drink came before everything, strongly proves his omnipotence
cyberpup1000 6 months ago
Y'arr. I understand that you are wearing a suit to appeal to the confused masses, but a pirate suit could stop global warming!!
R'Amen.
xGHOSTR1DAx 7 months ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen....
pogsx69x 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...
pogsx69x 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Meatballs Be Upon Him) is the ONE! To be touched by His tendrilly noodles of goodness is truly to be touched by the divine!
In the beginning there was HIM, and he created a mountain, some trees, and a midgit! We have the picture, we have PROOF!
Ramen!
BunkerGearGal 1 year ago
I cried tears of joy when the Flying Spaghetti Monster visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage... My eyes were opened on that fateful night and my bolognese sauces have never been the same. Pastafarianism is the way and the light.
Ramen, brothers
Stebsey1 1 year ago
Too bad the sound is not better. The choice of music is awesome.
Oh, well, RAMEN!
jehophus 1 year ago
Damn Atheists! Ramon 23:3 "For if you do not believe in the FSM your cups will be filled with stale beer for eternity"
Is TF coming out with a "why do people laugh at pirates" series?
pchtermino 1 year ago
I have been touched by his noodley appendage and tasted the warm loving sauce of his meaty balls.
RAMEN BROTHER RAMEN
sum1otosh1 1 year ago
Fight global warming, become a pirate!
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
im really sorry, i know this is a truthful video about what you believe, but i cant help myself but to laugh at this, im not saying its fake, but is so f**king funny lol
stickmandaninacan 1 year ago
@stickmandaninacan I feel you have been touched by his noodly appendage, bless you!
dondude69 1 year ago
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago 2
@DeathSlayer2 Too hilarious! lmao
dondude69 1 year ago
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
ramen my brother
mikenoxaura 1 year ago
Ramen! And I wish the beers of the Great Pasta be with us!
anonimoculto 1 year ago
Ramen
elindioz10 2 years ago
RAmen, my sisters in faith.
SinnFein4ever 2 years ago
RAmen, my brothers in faith! Someday the world will realize we are the one true religion!
UrbanBeast55 2 years ago
Make a joyful noise onto the noodle.
bimmjim 2 years ago
I JUST CONVERTED TODAY RAmen to all
chazfourlife 2 years ago
@chazfourlife You did the right thing, my brother! Welcome! Ramen!
anonimoculto 1 year ago
Ramen ramen. Blood sweat and tears, Pastafarians we will make it if we try! The noodles is with us!
PassionForPasta 2 years ago
i have already converted 50 billion people over to his noodliness,most are just invicible, but RAmen!
JACEH123 2 years ago
RAmen..
hamnonox 2 years ago
RAmen
freakyJbyy 2 years ago
ramen to all
wizban 2 years ago
Ramen
PassionForPasta 2 years ago
Ramen
SkagLeeEddie 2 years ago
RAmen
LadyK8E 2 years ago
Ra'men
Desolateinfinity 2 years ago
RAmen
lordharlin 2 years ago 3
RAmen
hdgasm 2 years ago 3
just remember to not act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing his noodly goodness.
tamahomekins 2 years ago 3
RAmen, Brother!
FuzzBob 2 years ago
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(Lasagne 3:16) "FSM so loved the world that he gave his only al dente son that who ever cheeses with Parmesan will not perish, but have everlasting flavor."
xephyr1000 2 years ago 4
Thanks for making this video: it's really beautiful and moving; I was almost crying by the end of it...
I really don't understand how people can be so blind to not understand how the beauty of the universe and our very existence proves that the FSM exists.
Join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you'll feel better.
ChilapaOfTheAmazons 3 years ago 30
Do not fear, fellow pastafarian. We can still save their souls.
DoomNoMore 2 years ago 3
The road is hard pastaferians, I am yet to convince my friends and family and it breaks my heart to know that they have not been touched by his noodly appendage. I just want my mom and dad to enjoy the stripper factory and everflowing beer in heaven. This video needs airplay during the superbowl, so we can spread the message.
craborama 2 years ago 19
@craborama I know how yee feels matey, my broother and I are pastafarians, and yet, my dad take it as a joke, and my mom is catholic, so theres that, but I smile and drink my grog!
DarthGothicus 1 year ago
archilogically FSM is slightly younger than paganism (which dates to Neatherals). Beer dates back to ancient summaria (the oldest "civilization" found). Why else would humans drink water that has fermented grain in it if it was not divinely inspired? RAMEN
RavenBlaze 3 years ago
RAmen.
HubristicPhantasm 3 years ago 2
ramen and pass the parm
frazgo 3 years ago
Moonlight Sonata
SexyGoomba 3 years ago
I think I've just been converted.
pasiphae9 3 years ago 2
RAmen Brother
dugges 3 years ago 2
Terrible audi-quality.
Still, RAmen.
AdrenalineAndLove 3 years ago 2
I can't believe this. It's hillarious.
I laughed out loud until I hurt myself.
buddyboy75 3 years ago
Ye be not wearing pirate clothes...
Ye be angering His Saucyness...
eduzitcho 3 years ago 3
You have been touched by his noodley appendages, RAmen
SquishyMommy1 3 years ago
EVERY PASTAFARIAN SEPTEMBER 12 IS INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY WOOT RAmen
cydoniashero 3 years ago
'FLying' fLYING. gotcha.
HighestRank 3 years ago
Blessing upon the Name of the noodly Lord!
PRAIZ DA LAWD!!! YARR!!
Ramen
eduzitcho 3 years ago
RAmen.
swatteam772 3 years ago
This is my noodle, which was twirled for you, take and eat. Drink my sauce, which was spilled because of your sins.
HighestRank 3 years ago
I plan on spreading the word of the FSM this summer and during Halloween where I won't look "silly" in a pirate costume.
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago
RAmen!
ammoMtaFoY 3 years ago
RAmen brother! Blessed are his noodley appendages!
knightoftheroundvaan 4 years ago
there arrgh no appendages, only one continuous noodle, the beginning and the end.
HighestRank 3 years ago