Rex Navarette! Filipinos are like Ninjas

[MrSensAsian22]

@renzallen789 and dont forget no anesthesia...i know my cousin was circumcised in cebu ... ouch

[renzallen789]

Before you insult our race. Get circumcised first, with only a guava leaf and a Sharp blade.. you don't have the balls to even think about it.

[djpoetic28]

i like this

[sinocute]

utot it was me?..utot it was u.... xD

[Mstr117Chf]

Pinoy Pride All Ober The World :) Proud to be 75% :D

[MultiOndoy]

3:09-3:23

[albrechtcen]

20 years? how come i've never heard of you? I knew Jo Koy and Edwin San Juan but i've never heard of you till now?

[Veitsknight2]

@albrechtcen You dont know Rex Navarette?? Where have you been??

[kclex7]

@albrechtcen he is the reason why edwin san juan do stand up...



[nenabunena]

@albrechtcen bec most of his jokes are centered around filipino cultures whereas the others cater to american audience. also jokoy has been doing this for 15yrs, it took 10yrs for him to get recognised. navarette is very popular amongst filipinos

[lilschm0eX17]

"and then that tot that tot thats when ur but cheeks slap together" lmfaaaoooooo

[beehard44]

ABS CBN should make a show with him

[youngjazz777]

@beehard44 Then he'll get overrated.

[CrushedJustice]

I'm getting my filipino education right here

[ADOBOI21]

holy shit he looks like my dad

[PinoyThunder]

@ADOBOI21 mine too

[MW2OCD]

@ADOBOI21 lol also mine

[asddork]

@ADOBOI21 holy shibal! he looks like my dad to, and yours?

are u my brother?

[Blackwindzero]

Looks like i learnt something...

The overreaction of cheering has nothing to do with pride and stroking ones vanity for their country.

It's praising the success of there kinsman due to struggle to succeed as a filipino.

To be happy for another person....

You sir have ruined my trolling.

[AfterClassTrip]

have a lil sense of humor. lol

damn

[akiratrooper]

...errr...what

[Blackwindzero]

gusto kong sipsippin ang mabahong hindi toleng ang titi ko

Stfu you dirty filos. Watching you all flock to defend your countrys' non-existant honour makes me ashamed to be one of you.

It's even worse how you praise a mediocre comedian because of his nationality. You filos dont discriminate between skill and talent. Ya's just sit there and bath over your kinsmans minor sucess and act like ya own the world.

[TwistedPencils]

Yeah first sentence is a online translator. You sir fail. We Filipinos aren't oblivious to the fact that our country is bad. But that doesn't mean we hate it. As a matter of fact, we love it. We will defend for its pride even if it costs us our lives! You sir don't understand our honor. Someone who doesn't know the struggles of Filipino has no right to call our honor 'non-existent'. Our Honor is in our camaraderie. The ability to fight together through thick or thin.

[Blackwindzero]

@TwistedPencils Bahaha, i didn't know there was a tagalog translator. I mean who'd bother with the time to make one right? I've learnt some homosexual terms to say out loud to filo friends. I'm well aware that they break the structure of the language. That's cause the language is primitive, even with help of the spanish. For example you can't say "i want to suck my own uncircumcised penis" in a single sentance. Mostly cause its a shit languange...

[Blackwindzero]

@TwistedPencils As for the 2nd part of your statement. You do have some merit. That being said...

Your honour is camaraderie? i think that only applies to many of the poorer people (who im not ganna troll). As for the ability to fight through think and thin... we only have to look at Filipino history to understand it was a divided country who got raped by every foreigner due to there lack of unity.

As for pride... pride is a vanity practiced by all people. Filo or not. As for dignity... meh.

[TwistedPencils]

@Blackwindzero You needn't be ashamed cause we don't acknowledge someone like you a Filipino.

[Blackwindzero]

@TwistedPencils Thats ok, cause i didn't mutilate my penis so people wouldn't confuse me as one.

Unfortunatly its still small, because at the end of the day...

I'm still Filipino.

*shoots self*

[TwistedPencils]

@Blackwindzero Supot..HAHAHA

[Blackwindzero]

@TwistedPencils gusto kong hugasan mo ang betlog mo ang sa loob ng bibig ko

[TwistedPencils]

@Blackwindzero You want me to put my balls into your mouth? Srsly dude, don't use a translator. It changes what you mean.

[pogisiG]

@Blackwindzero you just told yourself that you want every guy to wash their balls with your mouth : /

[Blackwindzero]

@pogisiG i thumbs up kekeke

[pogisiG]

@Blackwindzero : /

[pipol826]

i have so much respect for you, rex, however, this bit, didn't just cut it. you know you can do better than that...

[macul000]

gagouh 2 pasalamat ka pinoy ka kung hindi binanatan na kita ngaun....

joker ka ba? gago di bagay...

[CB4toJO]

HAHA u tot it was me. I tot it was U

[DXBYYZandrelle08]

not really funny... quite shallow kind of stand up comedian. oh well, i am a flip too!

[BoBotaker]

YEs! im a ninja cuz im pinoy!

[sk8rwannabe07]

I can't understand why people take this stand up comedy thing so seriously... i mean don't you guys go to a stand comedy bar?

on a sidenote: some Pinoys are real assholes...they hate being a Filipino and spit on you for being a Filipino... as if dahil naka apak lang sa International Airport eh kung sino na...

[jostt9]

@SpidyONE1, watch your mouth because you have not stayed in the philippines in your entire fucking life, you are really irrational, not every filipino is what you think they are. if you think we are the one stupid, why can't you look at yourself and realize that you are the one stupid for commenting something retarded as yourself.

[kugemusha]

@SpidyONE1 they're probably new to America you packer.

[patricia2big]

@SpidyONE1 Excuse me, but just because some Filipinos choose not to cater to the ears of others' doesn't mean that we can't speak a particular language straight.

[yoshi182230]

@SpidyONE1 you are the one who is very stupid to have the capability to be that close-minded. I am a Filipina and not once, has anyone ever complained to me that I'm an illlitirate. I have probably read more books than any "American" and I am definitely better in any "English Class" than anyone else. So, that racist and stereotypical comment is unappreciated and false. I have no idea what kind of person would judge and insult a whole race. You are hateful and ignorant.

[rrtercero]

@SpidyONE1 you are the dumbiest person alive you better go home and F**U)CCC*&Y^&K your mother!

[prodigyoftheyear]

@SpidyONE1 Try speaking in THEIR language. See how that works for you :P

[ToLookFoRiT]

@SpidyONE1 probably the most ignorant comments on youtube. Congratulations, you are F@ cking re t@arded.

[reallyflasshy]

@SpidyONE1 ahaha, First of all Im filipino. . and im 16 and I go to college in Florida,USA. Filipino have diffirent languages and in when we go to school we are forced to study our national language and english. Im 16 but when i enter College Algebra class I can sleep whenever i want because American will take time understanding math ,, so fuck you ...I... eat this shit

[karlmark0730]

@SpidyONE1 Filipinos can speak english. can you speak in filipino? didnt think so. because your illiterate.

[aluisious]

@karlmark0730 His illiterate what?

[jedaise]

@SpidyONE1 hahah you just called us stupid using the word Filipinoes :) how Genius you are to use such word that does not even exist in the dictionary :)

[LampirAlucard]

@SpidyONE1 Thanks for being a tard and trolling my video with your ignorance. Now, please, stfu and if you have a problem with any race...why would you even bother to watch a video on them in the first place?

[witchHunterRN]

@SpidyONE1.. You clearly haven't met all Filipinos. I've spoken to a lot of Americans who admitted that I speak better English than they do. I pity your obvious and well advertised ignorance.

[GANSTA6033]

@SpidyONE1 how bout u can u speak tagalog ?u dumbfass lol u even spelled Filipinos wrong total idiotness

[GANSTA6033]

@SpidyONE1 ur just jealous cuz we steal ur good jobs lol lots of Filipino doctors and Scientist even my dad is a doctor

[AzNGhOsT99]

@SpidyONE1 its just the accent maybe you you big o lump of racist

[ghikg03]

@SpidyONE1 asshole.

[Snipehunter09]

lol... troll..

[ladzhippo]

@SpidyONE1 yeah.. you've worked with Filipinos and you think their  dumb.. but god do i swear those Filipinos must be thinking "tang inang kano un.. ambobo sa sariling salita.. ungas.. " in English " what a dumbfuck american.. doesn't even know how to speak his mother tounge properly.. what a shithead.."

and yeah.. i'm a proud true blood filipino..

[irock0322]

@ladzhippo TRUE!

[TribalJester88]

@SpidyONE1 if you see a filipino just smiling and just starring at yah.. its not cuz we're dumb you freakin shit head.. its becuz we're thinking a thousand and 1 ways to kill yah >.>

[lomilomi55]

@SpidyONE1 some one on youtube better f**king destroy your profile and go f**k yourself... Oh, wait you already do

[samuraiboxer29]

half ninja half jamaican

[utsukushiikanojo]

Woohoo....! 20 years...

[nyanyako26]

proud to be a "ninja.." :D

[Qwertyqwertqwert2]

WHOOO!

GOODJOB REXX!

SHOW YER PILIPINO PRIDE MAN!

aha:D

[bogz12anton]

ninjas? hahahaha! damn we spread like hot butter on flat bread! :-)

[chichiboypumpi]

hes hilarious as canada's (indians dont own him!) russell peters

and pinoys don't own navarete either, hes usa heart mind soul

[crazyazn007]

mahal kita rex !

[DawnNoir]

whoa.. husky boy lost weight..

[kidrainenfina]

AHAHAH!!! utot daw!!

[ajkick101]

Lmao All Filipinos are NINJAS!!! Check it out :P

[jenkollaboration]

CALLING ALL CALIFORNIANS! Kollaboration 10. Saturday. March 6. 2010. The Shrine Auditorium. Singing. Dancing. Comedy. AND MORE! Performances and Special Guests. Lisa Ling, Kev Jumba, Rex Navarrete, and Vudoo Soul. Purchase tickets at kollaboration. o r g!!!!

[expectnuttinbasic]

20 years and i havent heard of this ninja

[kingrocker44]

@expectnuttinbasic Thats how good he is..he's a ninja lmao

[missterry2009]

sus di na mabiro!...relax kalang mrkizzea,masama laging galit bka ka atakihin sa puso,kain ng kain ng taba ng baboy ayan lagi ka high blood!....this guy just wanna make us lough!

[piofda805]

if you get offended by this then dont watch it. some of us pinoys actually love him. and hes hella funny

[kissswitch1]

ambobo mo..22o namn mga cnbi nya..gnun talga mga pinoy.ang bobo mo.

[qwerty12345678906]

@MrKizzea haha di mo yata nagets.. listen to it again.. it's a simile..

[jojoalojado80]

you badass madapaka!

[filochic4lyf]

yeah we're like ninjas!

dats hectick

[filsk8ter]

Filipinos are AWESOME! Yup, and no one really knows about filipinos now a days....

[ksek09]

huh, they only know one filipino...manny pacquiao

[Bannaclip]

@filsk8ter man come to winnipeg we got lots of em

[PrimaryFLIP]

@filsk8ter yeah straight up bro haha, all the girls go for tall dark handsome guys but its usually Black, Latin, Indian etc.. they dnt thnk of filipino cuz they dnt know too much about them, and Filipinos are like Latin haha

[MimiBaybee12]

@filsk8ter Are You A filipino?

[MrPotatoSack177]

@filsk8ter I'm part filipino

[retreat78]

NINJHA!

[k4rltee]

for the longest time ever until now i thought it was spelled like this: ootoot spell it like it sounds haha

[SykoAzn26]

utot it was me! hehehe

[Randomizating]

lol whoo Rex!

[luv2luvstuff]

heeeeeyyy-all yah!

[HoyAkongPinoy]

we really are ninjas!

[hallee]

the best ka talaga rexx!!!

[bow2urepnoy]

holy shit 20 years?

[krtnyishurr]

ooooh hell yes (:

[smittie12]

Utooooooooooooooooot:)