Shit College Freshmen Don't Say

[hannahmaria21]

Cuddle and study heheh

[gguddaye1]

the funny thing is this is how my dad thinks I am. God bless his innocent heart

[dustythirty7]

sweet tanks

[Ston3solid]

Ha! You guys are great

[Keeleyy713]

"I've never seen boobs before. And I don't want to."

[MoneyLov3]

FUCK CMC!

[jfab96]

man did she look smart!

[Joshawackee]

@13 seconds dude second from left looks like a more retarded version of peyton manning...

[curtmastor]

this video makes me hate my little brother even more. i didnt think that was even possible.

[sassluvsu]

"bold move"

[MrSergiofraga10]

That guy with the sunglasses looks like Peyton Manning

[nickballowe101]

Were gonna be drinking SODA!!! Haha Funniest part in the vid.

[BruinsCollector]

YES florida panthers hat

[CMUSteve08]

"Man did she look smart"

[videobrooke54]

That was my life

[Fredman5551]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!



[ANTiKr00t]

omg I said at least like five of these my freshman year. I feel like such a prude...

[TheMerrow3]

@ANTiKr00t GOOD. I'm not straight edge, or anything like that, but it is my humble opinion is that college life would be a lot better if people didn't continue to feed into there own ego with the whole; "I'M SO WASTED RIGHT NOW! LAWL" facade. The opposite of what IS said here is very self-aggrandizing. Personally, studying CAN be more fun than parties. Mainly because parties can really suck. And studying doesn't have to. Nerds are more fun in this case.

[kingcity916]

i love the payton and rodman jerseys!

[amiababey]

loved this video till i saw the dodgers flag..............

[nuggetslug]

I'm a freshman and I knew exactly what that guy was talking about (organic chemistry).

[TheNoFancyName]

sooodaaaaaaa

[iheartu21993]

lmao to the phone call to your mom

[InebriatedAssClown]

1:10 If you go to virginia tech you love the dining hall food, lol

[MrProfecto]

tis is the best vid ever

[doomedangel90]

I want a guy who likes to cuddle

[strwbrybabyg245]

hahahahaaahaahhaha

[heyjude445]

Man, she looked SMART!

[PetersFamilyTV]

LOL!!! "WAT SHE DOESNT KNOW IS WERE DRINKING..... SSSSSOOOOODDDDDDDAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!" LOL!!!

[cz4r1]

sodaaaa

[meohmadison]

0:16 the "OW"

[Badon124]

Racimization? @ 1:32

[ibtrill]

I actually say a lot of this during Junior year.

[shoutforchange]

These guys are the kind of guys I want to punch.

douche.bags.

[magnusagatha]

...That was good. xD

[MyAniMovies]

funny - and Check out Shit Cheerleaders Say (deleted scenes) now playing on MyAniMovies Channel..

[DrFatStacks]

"i love dining hall food"

You'd say that if you went to Virginia Tech

[itsdanieyo]

we're not 21!

[Ishbu101]

To be honest I don't even remember my freshmen year...and I'm in my eight year right now...says a lot, huh? Maybe I should have been studying.

[SarcasticJams]

This is sick. Chekc out my shit college girls say vid

[BlaqOptic]

Awesome work guys! Freakin' hilarious. Especially the Beer Pong bit.

[deutschland08fn]

"We gonna be drinking sooooodaaaa!" hahahaha

[MrTrippytomcat]

sexy girl walks by

"DAMN SHE LOOKED SMART!!!!!!!!!"

i was lmfao

[wattever333]

the two blond boys!!!

[ErikaMissey]

so much bi & tri *_*

[k8mp1988]

Man did she look smart! hahaa

[iloveapples26]

My mom said I can stay up late tonight, and what she doesn't know is we're gonna be drinking sooodaaaa! LMAO

[CatherineDevonald]

sooo jokes!!!!

[Jakeocide]

what college is this?

[Dinuye1]

@Jakeocide Pomona College!

[charles4747]

@Jakeocide Pomona College! WOO! We're cool ;)

[pioughd87]

You know, if you guys had studied harder, you might have been able to come up with a second joke besides "we like to party"

[jeremyud]

The blond guy was so hot.

[RougeWaterPoloPlayer]

is that at UCLA?

[charles4747]

@RougeWaterPoloPlayer POMONA college! woooo!! 

[palandtay]

You know you're probably not very cool if you're a college freshman and you've said quite a few of these phrases. xD

[Nebraskahusker23]

@palandtay No shit sherlock 

[IwillDie4Ubabe]

lol special thanks to: burned pizza

[HE3991]

We gone be drinkin' SODA!!

[MightyTriton]

i smoke too tree to drink soo....

[ZeQiR]

Damn I kept staring at those sexy bicep insertions, shame he's not big.

[divinerima1]

Awesome !!

[whyyesyes]

It's a pity if people in college don't have a genuine interest in learning.

[Dem0nz890]

this was a really good shit say vid

but i feel like i need to go out and get laid multiple times after watching this..

[acdc94tnt]

so funny

[stunashv]

this should be called "what engineering majors say"

[rachelallisonh]

@stunashv More like "what Brandeis students say"  :)

[IanBYC]

hahahahhaha

[iwantmarkhoppus]

Hahahahaha a

[KarlUW2014]

These are more bros than college freshman...

[midwaykid1]

This should be renamed to "Shit my mom thinks I say"

[iloveapples26]

OMG this made my day, soooo funny

[ShelbyxPwns]

oh my god this is the funniest shit i've ever seen.

[ShelbyxPwns]

"Oh, we're NOT 21."

[elksfootball]

Rename to shit Bro's never say. 

[jemancipation]

"Thank you, sir. And remember, I don't judge your value in society based on your ability to throw plastic ping pong balls into cups full of liquid, and I respect you as a person."

[charles4747]

"We're going to drink some soooooooooooooddaaaaa, yeaahhh!" HAHA

[babyjailie]

go pomona!!!

[KailaIsMadeOfAwesome]

My Mom Let Me Stay Up Late Too... Now I Can Watch Your Video((;

[honeyhaired]

"lukewarm and almost as good as real cow piss"

[fritz2525]

Was this Pomona?

[tabf2010]

@fritz2525 yeah it is

[bailouttt]

Wooooh Claremonts!

[tabf2010]

"and I've never once walked in on him masturbating!"

[SuperFunnySketch]

fuckin hilarious!!!

[BluesMK]

"I've never seen boobs before, and I don't want to!"