"Duke Fan Stan" (This is Why Duke Sucks Part 2) w/intro

[lordclifton]

Well another reason for you Maryland losers to hate Duke.......On the night you name your Court after Gary Williams .......Duke kicked your asses again........Just think now history has been made.......Your first nite on Gary Williams court Duke won on it before you guys did lol .........Keep making anti Duke videos cause you sure cant play basketball ......have a nice life



[tedkissel]

"Please coach come over, I know you'll never leave me, cause if you do I'll smash your fucking face just like Dunleavy". Hahaha I love it, Doneleavy sucked when my Pacers put him at shooting guard, as A Pacer fan I was so glad to see him gone for rooting for the asshole blue dorks with pitch forks over out home town Bulldogs in the 2010 NCAA finals!!!!

[sgfhockey14]

i understand why u made this video u have nothing to do during march i get it

[knight6]

lovely video, is there a version without the intro or at least a shortened intro?

[davidnason1593]

i know that little kid at 2:17 lolololololol

[EXOBeAsTXX]

lol "nuts in paulis's mouth... yes!!!"

[robertemersonpat2]

If I have a daughter....I'm going to name her michael

[jwpolar]

@USDragonEGK UNDERCOVER dukie you jackass not on a cover....really?

[USDragonEGK]

@jwpolar ...u're surely right...

[alecbrooks89]

at least this video is honest...No matter what team you are a fan off you'll be on Duke's nuts...Everybody hates duke so much...I've been a diehard duke fan since i was 4 and whenever a player says or does something i usually hear about first from some carolina fan because everybody pays attention to their every move. This video is funny, I laugh at it...but how much time did Peter Rosenberg spend making it and researching duke basketball?

[gingernatorful]

154 people are duke fans... total.

[darkside687]

LOL!i would show u my blue balls xD!

[goterps343]

My god just great!

[DarkBringer961]

Duke is complete ass

[tedkissel]

@DarkBringer961

They sure looked like it against Ohio State.

[airsoftkid441]

1:50 for song

[Jarocny585]

DUKE SUCKS CASE CLOSED

[136Heatfan]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for coach k

[pissballs42]

i am a unc fan and i hate duke i showed this to everyone at school on my phone and my principle is a hardcore duke fan with gay ass duke devils all over his office and jerseys and shit and i got caught with this and he went through it and whated the whole thing and started laughing his ass off and i didin't get in trouble the video saved my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IndiCeltics]

@TheDukeFan96 Would would those 8 miles take me to your house or Duke Stadium?

[Pro1iFiK]

And Durham is disgusting when compared to CH. Crime and tranvestites, but that sounds like it is to your liking Dook boy.

[Pro1iFiK]

@Thedookfan96 @TheDukeFan96 i guess by lately you mean last year, because over the last five years its been all hansbrough indoor stadium! Its okay little guy, you wont have nothing to say this year! Have fun watching your Dookies get rolled! But as dillusional as Duke fans are(most of you could only get on csmpus if you applyed for a custodial job)I wouldnt exoect you to admit this. Btw they did give usa banner:) Did you get one? Oh you dont say, you went to community college. Nice.

[Hajduka]

duke is suck...

[jwpolar]

I'm the biggest fan there is. Haven't missed a game in 12 years, and been to every game in Cameron for the last 14 years. I laughed my ass off at this video when I first saw it.

[jtric19632004]

OMG---I LOVE IT --- IT IS SO TRUE ABOUT DUKE AND THEIR UNCLE TOM PLAYERS.----OMG---I LOVE IT......

[CR8Tz]

I wonder if coach K has actually seen this....

[jbwell24]

What GUY has cats?

[hebrewhammer336]

THAT LITTLE KID IS DREW DAGASTINE HES SUCH A LITTLE FAGGOT

[jum90]

hahahah yep arizona drilll yall devils

[Pro1iFiK]

Congrats on getting Smashed by Arizona!!!! Back to Back, hahahaha. Go Tar Heels!

[TheDukeFan96]

@Pro1iFiK Hey kid. You guys want a banner for getting 1 ROUND farther then us? You want a banner saying "WE BEAT AN 11 SEED TO GET TO THE ELITE 8"??? Ya go ahead. UNC needs everything it can get. Cause dukes been kicking their asses lately.

[HoyaGal33]

I agree entirely with the Duke fan. I like Duke also (due to my hate for UNC and strong dislike for Maryland) and this is pretty funny.

[58lancers]

anyone who's wondering

eminem-stan

[bunnymooreswag]

this is so fuuny this is why duke sucks!

[jjakabigb]

funny noone made a "this is why maryland sucks" video, cause everyone already knows it

[dukebluesawyer]

Funny, he's a Maryland fan. All of his highlights are Duke vs UNC. Maybe because Duke beat maryland three times this year, and there are no highlights for Maryland when they play.

[jum90]

@dukebluesawyer yeah but yall cheat and we almost had yall at camron son

[dukebluesawyer]

@jum90 How do we cheat? By being the best year in and out? I cant tell if your a Carolina or Maryland fan so ill address both.

Yeah you almost had us, for the first half. What happened on a nuetral site (mostly filled with carolina fans anyway)? A 17 point blowout by Duke.

Maryland: We won by 7 at Cameron. You almost had them the first time ill give you that, but what happened on your court? Or nuetral site? Duke Dominance.

[MrHighway70]

@dukebluesawyer this is truly some dookie type shit ! (lmao)

[jum90]

@dukebluesawyer Im a maryland fan but tell me why the tourment was in charrote NC and that how both duke and NC advanced fan based they both cheat. Maryland is the only team that doesnt cheat lol. duke and NC GET ON THE CALLS BECAUSE THEIR A WHITE TEAM

[ayeck2k9]

@dukebluesawyer You got BLOWN by Zona! Eat A DICK!

[LionofGryffindor]

I love the Blue Devils but this is funny as hell!

[SYKOPALF]

BWAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA­HHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAA­!!!!!!!!

[dAoRANGEpINAPPLE]

for real peter, ur gay for coach k. for real (= lololol loved it

SCREW DUKE!

[CAJMplay]

I'm one of the biggest Duke fans of all time and proud of it. But this video was super funny

[tomatoface12]

If I have a daughter, guess what Ima call her, Ima name her Michael'. hahahahahah

[mardoggie2013]

147 people are Duke fans.

[SYKOPALF]

LMFAO @mardoggie2013 

[BIGLOU642003]

funny ass shit.............UM all day

[BIGLOU642003]

nice bald spot @ 1:33

[m4ster017]

this guy can rap better than lil wayne. seriously.

[HershelAlan]

Coach K is only 50-21 lifetime against the TWERPS.....

I guess I would hate seeing him too!

[HershelAlan]

a TERP fan calling someone out..and using the word classless!!!..LMAO....that is Hypocisy at it's finest......

but hey, it is nice to be good at something!!!

[Garrett10124]

Shit is retarded! Typical maryland shit! FAIL!

[heelsboy2222]

@Garrett10124 no its pretty funny, the funniest part is every school on the east coasts hates Duke, not cause their good but cause they're all little bitches and whine all the time.

[ladyironmen15]

ITUNES!!

[wesboa]

No playback on iPhone?

[welchracingt9]

peter....your gay..for coach kay

[MadSkillsJohn]

maryland sucksat everything so stfu

[CannonsLax6]

i went to the duke @ maryland game the other night, duke beat the shit out of md. so stfu.

[ES300LEXUSLOVER]

@gregpackers regardless of who was on the team, the committee in charge of picking a coach chose him because he is the best coach. any intelligent human being or basketball fan would say Coach K is a great coach regardless of who they root for. congratulations you are neither of those things

[tomatoface12]

With the way UNC is playing, they have a shot at winning on the 9th.

[AugustPSI]

UNC UNC UNC UNC, duke sucks

[FingersInCider]

MAKE ANOTHER

[boulderjfhotmail]

Funny, but Duke is still GOD

[FingersInCider]

@boulderjfhotmail FLORIDA STATEEEEE

[HighLyfe1011]

Didnt WE just Beat MARY LAND? haha GODUKE.COM BABY! DRIVE 4 5!!!!!!

[bluedemon245]

jewberg has an affection with male genitals. Is he coming out of the closet?

[beastlyman99]

duke just beat maryland

[Rzeznik410]

this would be funnier if it was well-written....or even just better-written...the whole thing is full of strained rhymes and lines with too many syllables

[Rzeznik410]

this would be funnier if it was well-written....or even just better-written...the whole thing is full of strained rhymes and lines with too many syllables

[TheJimmydean6]

dude you gotta make a part three you make the funniest shit out of those dumbass bluedevils keep it up man

[scott9050]

K had 25 more losses than Dean before he reached 879 wins, and that is not counting the losses vacated in the 94-95 season.

[lordclifton]

@scott9050 I guess so Dean Smith also chalked up countless wins back when the level of competion in the ACC was bleak...... my God the tarheels were the only game in town....back then your biggest rival was NC state. Coach K's road to the most wins is much tougher  then Deans ....Not to mention Coach K's got twice the number of NCAA TITLES then Dean ....and counting.

[triplecrown89]

@lordclifton

coach k is 14-24 against dean lololololololololol

[lordclifton]

@triplecrown89 Dean cant hold Coach K'S strap...............Coach K has twice the NCAA titles as Dean, Coach K also has a significantly better winning pct in both NCAA and ACC tournaments then Dean, Tournament ACC titles Dean has 13 Coach K has 12 <<<with 6 fewer tries (Coach K will soon beat that). As for your 14-24 statement that is true.....BUT Dean won the first 9 meetings when Coach K was establishing themselves as the new coach at DUKE , After that coach K beat Dean quite often :)

[lordclifton]

@lordclifton DAYUM Coach K has done so much it wont fit on one post ....lets not forget Coach K is the first man in history to win an NCAA title and a Olympic gold and a world championship.......There is no telling what Coach K's resume will look like when he is finally done......oh yeah i forgot to mention Coach K passed Dean in alltime wins Bobby Knight your next......Coach rules like it or not have a great day:)

[gregpackers]

@lordclifton he only got an olympic gold because he had melo, kobe, lebron, wade, dwight howard and chris paul all on one team u fucking retard and he wins all those games because the refs are on his nuts u fucking homo

[lordclifton]

@gregpackers Hey fudgepacker get a life you child like man..........Imagine a nobody like you trying to defame Coach K ...Whats your biggest accomplishment in life wearing your pants under your ass with your shoes untied and baseball hat on sideways cussing like a typical crackhead loser .

[triplecrown89]

@lordclifton

haha you moron.. even if coach k lost the first 9, he still went 14-15 against dean after that...he was dean's bitch get over it

[lordclifton]

@triplecrown89 Ok moron guy if Dean is so good why does he only have 2 NCAA TITLES?????? Why does Coach K HAVE 4 titles? and 11 final fours a record 77 wins in NCAA Tournament games? Really way to much on Coach K's resume to list............But i guess when the Tar holes suck as bad as they do ...Goons like you have to live in the past......wake up dude Dean is gone and Coach K has left him and his records in his rear view window.....Oh yeah nice game against GEORGIA TECH wow 20 point loss :0

[LiKnoll]

@lordclifton fuck you and DOOK lacrosse

[lordclifton]

I said look up coach K's stats....Duh.......not all time series...Anyway I really dont have to say anything about Duke...they pretty much do all there talking on the court............everybody hates a winner it seems.

[lordclifton]

DUKE HATERS go to such great measures to hide their "JEALOUSY".........You gotta computer Mr Hater ........look up Coach K' s stats I dare you........compare them with any other coach........you will be SHOCKED of his DOMINATION.......come on look them up have some guts. :)

[david27514]

@lordclifton i do believe dean smith has more wins than him. and how about the 94-95 season where he abandoned his team. He knew they would be bad so he decided to let his assistant take over so it wouldnt count against him.

[bluedemon245]

@david27514 Coach K was out because of back surgery he didn't abandoned the team.

[TheCousinConnections]

@lordclifton

Look at the stats of the actual Carolina-Duke Rivalry

North Carolina leads the all-time series 130-99

Yep

[lordclifton]

@TheCousinConnections yeah but look up the all time series Coach K vs the Tarheels

[luvstephanelambiel]

@scopapa33 I'm a Duke student and I'm totally fine with anyone saying they're a part of Duke! So go on saying that.

[kurt1287]

this is awesome ! Duke takes stupidity to a whole new level and all their students are gay

[UniversalSubscriber]

@kurt1287 stupidity? your the dumb looking one here. Duke is arguably one of the best colleges in the country not only in basketball, but academically. One of the hardest schools to get into. Go back to school bud.

[TheDukeFan96]

@kurt1287 gay? you obviously havnt been to chapel hell lately. The most liberal place that SUPPORTS gay marriage. This is why rosenbergs videos dont make sense. Calling duke gay lmao. Go 8 miles down the road. Theres a x5 gayer place there. Literally!

[IndiCeltics]

@kurt1287 JJ is Redickulously gay

[tedkissel]

@kurt1287

All I gotta say to that is as A Pacers fan I CAN'T WAIT to see Mike Doneleavy GONE!!!!!

[scopapa33]

i find it funny that the same fat guy on the left had all unc stuff on in petes other video.

[MrKnickslover]

if duke sucks then wtf is maryland lmfao

duke all day

[ThatOneGuy422]

i find it funny that most of the people that claim to be duke fans and talk shit, didnt even go to duke. in yet they refer to duke by saying "we won the natinal championship". if you didnt go to duke, you cant consider yourself to be a dukie.

[scopapa33]

@ThatOneGuy422 that is retarded man, seriously. while i know there are tons of bandwagon duke fans, you can in fact be a fan of a school that you never attended. 

[ThatOneGuy422]

@scopapa33 i have no problem with being a "fan" but refering yourself as being apart of the school is annoying to me. if you never went to that school, you are not apart of it...however, i can see if your parents went to that school and you were a fan as a kid or something like that. the people that only cheer for duke in basketball, those are the people that annoy me. that is not a true fan.

[scopapa33]

@ThatOneGuy422 cool, i see what you are saying. i am a Duke fan, but I also follow them in other sports such as football (lol). i do hate bandwagoners though.

[ThatOneGuy422]

@scopapa33 You are a true fan then, haha. good luck to duke against michigan state btw, should be a good game.

[scopapa33]

@ThatOneGuy422 thx, going to be a good one.  i hope duke pulls it out.

[dassix1]

@scopapa33 School programs would be in huge trouble if the only people who supported them were students or alumni. All those tickets and game apparel out the door.

[scopapa33]

@dassix1 I think you could say that with alotta schools, but Duke would definitely feel a pinch.

[MaywoodMike22]

Duke = Gayness

[EXOBeAsTXX]

nuts in paulis's mouth hahaha classic

[conoresator]

I am a duke fan and even i think this is funny

[bdevil8823]

This video is an accurate representation of Duke haters everywhere. They spend their lives trying to find ways to bash Duke. They watch every single Duke game. Duke basketball consumes these haters' lives. Its sad and funny at the same time lol.

[M1chaelVick7]

this is so funny!

[stl5nyg27]

duke blows

[jland3622]

Damn dude, all you have is DUKE on the brain. If your making vids of why you hate DUKE so much means were whooping that ass. Thanks for playing. BYE BYE =]

[SimplyDaBest300]

@jland3622 yeah, what rings a bell is lawson and hansborough wiping the floor with Duke... had they been around they would have totaled this year's version of Duke... which is a beneficiary of a weak field.

[jland3622]

@SimplyDaBest300 Talk shit after a win dude. Not 2 years ago. We won and you girls got fucked up. lmfao

[dubbledip1]

duke sucks coach k looks like a rat tar heels rock they never stop killing duke duke your the worst ncaa basketball/football team in the history of the ncaa fu jj redick u cue tar heels is the best team in the history of ncaa go tar heels duke go be gay somewhere else

[jland3622]

@dubbledip1 82-50 bitch. Ring a bell?

[jobro71]

@Duke2be - Typical Duke fan to over-inflate their score.....Duke won by 21 points, not 32....and the game wasn't out of hand until the last 8 minutes or so. It was much closer....it was close, kinda like that game with the powerhouse Butler.

[Syphalis1]

Duke lame.

Go GREEN!!

[duke2be]

All of u who think kentucky would've smashed Duke? well who did kentucky lose to? west virginia. and how badly did duke beat west virginia? by 32 points!

[u0fldt]

your friend sounds like big black

[iLoveRebeccaGray23]

@u0fldt know what shut your fucking mouth

[GreenwichGolfer23123]

@JLHoops08 shut the FUCK up lawls

[brofilms101]

@JLHoops08 be prepared to wait a looooooooong time.

[monstermove1994]

@JLHoops08 haha. yeah right.

[polarbearjew]

@JLHoops08 Yea, repeat. not sure but it has been done by Duke before.

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@JLHoops08 lawl "repeat" your funny bro. catch that game on saturday?

[K00kiedough3]

@JLHoops08 Good one even though UNC kicked the shit out of Duke so F@ck off.

[AngusGibsonT]

Do you always sleep with the light on, Peter? LOL!

[MarionKarr]

The user called jjakabigb, had a 3 way with steve wojciechowski, and JJ redick, just think about it, JJ has dick in hes name, wojo rythmes with dildo, some party. JJakabigb, goes and PM me, i'm like who is this, this kat goes and say, I wanna fuck JJ reddick up the ass, and i'm like, why are you telling me this JJakabigb ? He goes I don't know Marion, I asked him do you remember becoming a duke fan ? He goes absolutely Marion, Wojo took me home, and he said, if you like duke, you must fuck me.

[jjakabigb]

@MarionKarr my initals are JJ you dumb fuck, Jeff Jarrell, and big B is my alias for big brother, your looking really stupid on here, hating on me for my name!!! get a life!!!

[ZannieDibiase]

Maryland sucks!!! Duke is the best ever!!

[MarionKarr]

@ZannieDibiase you just like duke only because they beat that jv team Butler. I know i'm right

[ZannieDibiase]

@MarionKarr lol.. we can't help who makes it to the FF, bottom line is Duke beat everyone that was put in front of them...

[wariowaluigi123]

@ZannieDibiase i f kentucky was in there kentucky would of won but yall got easy targets

[MarionKarr]

@ZannieDibiase so

[wariowaluigi123]

@ZannieDibiase if kentucky was there dfferent story

[jjakabigb]

PMD aka gayman is gay for coach k, hahahaha

[jjakabigb]

Duke #1 Kyle Singler, Nolan Smith, Andre Dawkins, Kyrie Irving, Mason and Miles Plumlee, Seth Curry, Ryan Kelly, thats just to name a few, btw how many back-to-back championships have UNC or Maryland won!!! oh yea and what was the score to Duke v Maryland game (1st game) last yr, we had Gayveis Vequiez crying!!!

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - why do Duke fans always bring up "back to back"? that was ancient history. Don't act like Duke is the ONLY team who has ever done that.....Florida, UCLA (won it 7 years straight), Cincinnati, Kentucky, Oklahoma State, University of San Francisco could also claim that. Is that all you Dukeheads have? get over yourself numbnuts.

[jjakabigb]

@jobro71 hahaha at least Duke can say it about their history, and it was less than 20 yrs ago 91-92, how many other ACC teams have done it, since your a know-it-all? and no it aint all we have, we have the '10 NCAA Championship, now what babynuts

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - So the hell what? We won it 2009 and 4 more times before that, also in 1924 for a total of 6. Duke can't say that. UNC is #2 in all-time wins, where's Duke? It's funny you mention "Duke" and "History" in the same sentence. Just remember Duke had no history before K got there. Duke bball is coach K and when K leaves it's all over....so enjoy. UNC basketball is more than any coach, like UK & Kansas, and will continue after Roy retires. We also are 130-99 against Duke......owned.

[jjakabigb]

@jobro71 so!!! and UNC is 100 yrs older than Duke also!!! so let unc take 100 yrs off and i promise we'll have 3 more before then, loser!!! so what about the overall record, I know we beat yall both times last yr!!! ya know for your facts, unc was gona do something they never did last yr win back-to-back but they couldnt even win the NIT WOW, i dont hink ever even went to the NIT b/c they always had a winning season since it started, and btw we got coach K as the US basketball team coach,

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - Are you serious? 100 years...yeah, maybe between when the universities started, but not the basketball programs. UNC started playing basketball in 1910 idiot. Duke's roots go back to Trinity College, and they started in 1906....therefore Duke is older....but of course you would know that.

[jjakabigb]

@jobro71 every yr coach K does the US basketball team we win, no sorry ass dean smith or roy williams could do it!!!

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - First of all, Roy has never been a head coach of USA Basketball (Olympics or FIBA), just an assistant. Dean Smith was the head coach of USA Bball in 1976 and won the Gold Medal. Dean coached college kids to that Gold, not pros, big difference. A child could coach the pros....give me a break. Once again, another ignorant comment from a Duke fan. Do your homework doofus.

[jjakabigb]

@jobro71 your a idiot, can you read? where did i say they coached the US team, I just said they couldnt do it and win, c'mon dude, you just proved unc fans are "c" average and miss the key points

[jjakabigb]

@jobro71 yea Roy likes to jerk off monkeys!!! and Dean Smith's coaches peps to shave pts!!!

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - What are you, 11 years old?

[jjakabigb]

@jobro71 look boy, you started this b.s. w/ me I was commenting on the video, then you felt obligated to give me your opinion and the history of Duke and UNC, just stfu and stop spreading hate, b/c your not gonna change the fact that I pull for Duke, OK!!!

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - no, you look boy....you started this shit when you came on here first and gave your opinion with typical "Diarhea of the Mouth" Duke BS. Once again, I don't give two shits who you pull for, but don't come on here talking your BS about Duke. That's why that video is up there....no body gives a flying fuck about Duke or your opinion in the first place.

[jobro71]

@jjakabigb - Hate? your comments on Roy and Dean aren't hate? Fucking Joke

[MarionKarr]

@jjakabigb Go suck coach k dick, I know you want too

[jjakabigb]

@MarionKarr you always talking about some "gay" stuff you must like that kinda stuff, silly faggot dicks are for chicks

[lordclifton]

Terps???? you 3 legged turtles got a long way to go to catch up to just half of what DUKE has accomplished........good luck you nothing happing son of a plummers

[tofud00d]

Duke sucks so much cock its not even funny. Terps for life

[TheMEK3]

FUNNY!!!

[dukie01]

Maryland is perfect and wins everything. Get a life.

[jmiller15277]

fuck all of u douche bags, unc is gonna be a piece of shit without ed davis and harrison barnes is gonna go pro after one year so u guys r gonna suck dukes blue balls. and maryland sucks, they have vasquez but hes going pro, now ur team is gone

[lordclifton]

IMAGINE.....maryland fans saying duke sucks.......The only thing that duke sucks is the life out of maryland ...........Accomplish just a hair what duke has then make a gay video.............Hey here is an thought make a video on marylands ncaa accomplisments......it will be a very ,very ,very short video........you have a computer look up Dukes stats and compare them with maryland I DARE YOU!!!!!! .................AND WHO DA CHAMPS? LOL

[treckoreborn]

@lordclifton who hs more championship? lol

[tofud00d]

@lordclifton your fans have absoultely no life. you have to admit it. cant wait to beat the hell outta you in basketaball and football this year

[JonL1997new]

CLASSIC

[125guitargeek]

silly faggot dicks are for chicks!

[jum90]

duke does suck went to their camp. coachs where good but not the whole program

[paulatwar]

UNC grad '01. Go Heels! Both my kids born at DUMC (Duke Hospital). LOL! I have seen your first duke vid 100 times, and now this. Dude, i have a very low tolerance for things supposedly funny, but these two vids are pure awesome. good work!!!

[dtjones5]

lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah haters 

[mrjonsey]

this is why duke won, this is why won, the national championship

[CenaFansAre5yearsold]

duke sucks unc has one of the best nba players ever

[krsmith160]

All hail the 2010 National Champions!

[Mackaphy]

lol Natty

[Kafka1479]

every Duke hate video caps on them for playing white guys. does that mean it's cool to cap on Georgetown for playing so many black guys?

[jum90]

@Kafka1479 its just werid all white teams plays basketball