The funniest thing in the world

[yturbide123]

Bad ass B)

[dusty3979]

What the heck?

[a1rzf0rc3]

rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 ass holes tied in a knot hurray lizard shit fuck!

[a1rzf0rc3]

Rat shit! bat shit! dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! hurray! lizard shit! fuck!

[bennoah222]

this guy and you are both f*cked up!

[superandomcommentguy]

Give me 15 seconds of my life back

[superandomcommentguy]

Wow,give me back 15 seconds of my life

[sauphler]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

[gokuhatake]

HA HA...profaanity..

[superluigi77771]

its okay but i watched this after that italian guy video so this is crap compared to that (and i want one of you b****es to curse me ou over this)  ಠ⌣ಠ

[DelmelzaH]

Gay x

[doll367]

i dont get it. sorry for being slow ._.

[miamo452movies]

its alright...

[BorikeTheBlackDragon]

rat shit

bat shit

dirty old twat

69 assholes tied in a knot

hooray

lizard shit

fuck

[RhinoCSS]

LMFAO what the hell is that

[prestonjaxx]

this is funny as fucking shit

[enigmon]

You cant compare Richard Pryor to George Carlin. George is a highly intelectual man, where as Pryor...yea, not so much. George is miles above Richard in my book, but possibly purely due to his intelligence.

[2InsertCoolNameHere2]

UM...is there like 30mins of vid I ,missed that was actually funny? WORST VID EVER,FLAG IT,SPAM IT,KILL IT!!!

[tophearthgrl]

i'm sure this would have been a lot funnier if put into context

so yes, the title was a bit much, but george carlin is fucking genius

[Shitblizzard]

poor at best

[forglegorktheork]

Fuck you! George was the funniest man to ever live! Do not insult George! EVER!

[Shitblizzard]

If you find this juvenile attempt at comedy entertaining, then im sorry to tell you that you have a poor sense of humour and its also very possible that youre an idiot.

[forglegorktheork]

Have you ever heard any of George's other stuff? If you haven't, watch "Playin' With Your Head" and see if that floats your boat. If you don't like it, you deserve to be slowly roasted on a spit after being halfway dipped in hydrochloric acid.

[Shitblizzard]

Look, im sorry i just find this guy funny. It was the title of the video that i found so inappropriate. Theres really no reason to be so aggressive.

Im sure if i was to meet you in person you wouldnt talk like that. I dont care about youtube that much, im just killing time here,...PS...check out Bill Bailey or Ricky Gervais

[forglegorktheork]

Trust me, if we met in person, I WOULD talk like that! George Carlin is the funniest man who ever lived, and if you insult him, it PISSES me off. I get really offended if you say shit about George. I almost cried when George died, so I get really defensive over him. Peace out!

[Shitblizzard]

Ok point taken but you have to accept the fact that a lot of people do not find this kind of thing funny. you cant blame me for not liking this man. Thats my opinion and im entitled to it.

All i said was "poor at best" and you basically told me to go fuck myself!.

bit of an over-reaction if you ask me, anyway, lets leave it there shall we? take it easy

[imgordonfreeman]

and thats how we should resolve problems on youtube.

[aCrzyJya]

Just wanted to say. Richard Pryor is cool too. And George Carlin actually agreed.

[Badunkawank13]

da wank?

[flaminconradprod]

I ve heard funnier

[chunkybongo]

If you take something out of context, it loses its impact, you dumb fuck...let me guess; you're a CEO

[unxpected2]

FUCK!

[thatguyoverthere45]

lol "Hurray, lizard shit, fuck!" xD

[MyAwesomenessEquals9]

lizard shit

[Dinthoron]

This IS the funniest thing in the world. Thank you for letting me laugh out loud even for once in this fucked up world.

[procommenter]

George Carlin maintained that "bum

beneath the bridge" quality that all

infrequent bathers can identify with.

[razaz03]

How would you like to suck on my balls, mr garrison?

[procommenter]

You are 100% gay, not 98% like

you've been telling everyone.

Any man who says publicly that he would have sex with another man is a homosexual, therefor as logic dictates: razaz03 IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

[DietLite1986]

You sure can explain the laws of gayness pretty well there procommenter. It's from South Park you rabble-rouser.

[procommenter]

I can't act as your social worker.

[HavocPwnsAll]

Points for use of the word "rabble-rouser".

[insalias]

What has your testicles in a twist?

Actually logic dictates that he could be comfortable and sure of his sexuality so that he may make such jokes without feeling threatened in anyway.

Also, many times when such a joke is thrown around it is intended to make the recipient uncomfortable, due to his/her not being concrete in their sexuality. Logic dictates you feel threatened, are you positive you don't want to take his offer procommenter?

[procommenter]

Does this mean that you like girls?

[insalias]

Personally? I like women, but, alas, I have nothing against homosexuals. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

[nate4021]

insalias, I fear you've wasted a perfectly valid response on a person legally afflicted with mental retardation. It's ok, it happens from time to time - just be mindful that in some states that's considered handicap abuse.

As for you, procommenter, if you ever visit Texas, don't listen to any nice men who ask you to sit in a suspiciously plugged in chair (*ZAP*)

[29brian29]

nice to see a family guy reference every now and then.

[RockLegend96]

Lol look at his face at 0:15

[Straksinn]

I was especting for a...AAAAAAAA!!!! (Scary face pops up)

[jacofp3]

probally cuz u r taking it literally.

[midnightdragon117]

WTF!?!? I DONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[idaaa96]

huh? :|

[bboycounter]

i dont get it

[duskwalker2]

this sucks ass...most of george's stuff is actually funny.

[OfficialR]

WASNT EVEN FUNNY!

[kandu813]

Yeah, this is NOT the funniest thing Carlin's done...and it is not the funniest thing in the world.

maybe whoever posted this has an inside joke and thinks it's hilarious

the world will never know

[12GaugeSteel]

STOP MAKING A COMEDY LEGEND LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN SUB-STANDARD COMEDIAN BY POSTING A SHORT GAG AND PLAYING IT UP SO MUCH THAT IT SUCKS IN COMPARISON WITH OUR EXPECTATIONS!

If i may partially quote the man himself "You're another one of these people i'd just like to drag deep into the forest and disembowel with a wooden cooking spoon." Delete the video then kill yourself.

[miklboy1]

George Carlin is my absolute favorite comedian, though this was not really funny. He has said stuff that was alot more fun and insightful over the years... If you think this is the funniest thing in the whole world, I feel kinda sorry for you...

[SupaRyan123]

thats not really funny i didnt even laugh

[XxHeadshotxXjedi]

oooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkk

[V0lgin]

i dont get it ....

[ryandashsdotorg]

LOL

[JuanEnrique24]

Carlin was a god! thank GOD for him! he kicked ASS! RIP, Carlin..... twas sad, cause he died 2 days before my birthday :-(

[6orillamask]

LMAO ROFLMAO CGU! HMIFAICGU!

[LoudIntro]

baaah if u watch the whole show it'll be funny. so stop hatin' ^^

[lozerwe]

no this shouldnt be even on youtube

[zap785]

sorrry but thats nto really funny

[Fcherrug]

ROFL

[cheezyboi98]

funnay

[drumboyy1980]

Damn I miss him. He was a family friend and one of the nicest people I ever knew. RIP George!

[iPodTouchfan231]

lmao

[CoD4evr]

a swear word is a regular old word that some1 thought was bad. like, how is shit worse than crap? it means the same thing, just some1 decided that shit is inappropriate. swearing ain't bad. gasping and calling some1 a potty mouth is a hell of a lot more immature if you ask me.

[jestermonkey5]

why does every1 like swearing so much its IMMATURE, not say you guys are but to think those words make you cool your wrong its being clean mouth speeking and not swearing your head off...

[Proletariat12]

being "clean mouth" doesn't make you cool lol. Not saying obsessive swearing makes you cool either, but any idiot who thinks NEVER swearing makes you cool is deluded.

[andromidius]

Depends on context. Swearing for the hell of it isn't funny. But swearing can enhance a sentence like no other words can.

[surfergoaliedude2]

well said

[DaFistPs3Dude4LIFE]

ROFLMAO!

[agnewbros]

i think raond11 sucks my ass

[jodylovesmanunited]

not funny >.>

[Raond11]

This is good like FUCK!!!

[lion288]

funny funny hahhahahah

[masterphan12]

lol i love this

[connorSHANNON888]

crap as

[noahbattat]

wats so funny

[cavliersfan21]

i don't get whats so funny......

[nickkalb1881]

lol

[WWECMARIA53]

wow,

this isnt funny

[a99915880528]

Bend that tight ass over

[WWECMARIA53]

wow this is so sad that some people think this is funny... he is fucking talking about rat shit and other fucking stuff.

IF U AGREE THAT THIS FUCKING SUCKS ASS GIVE ME A THUMBS DOWN

[RamuCastro]

This is a bad example, George Carlin has made a lot of good work.

[WWECMARIA53]

well maby I'll have to see more of it

[RamuCastro]

I can highly recomend it, he is a funny guy.

[WWECMARIA53]

okay I will

[Hamhark98]

Ha ha. Nice comment at the end to ward off thumb downs.

Anyway this joke was not funny but GC is hilarious.

[WWECMARIA53]

SHIT I MENT TO SAY UPS

[WWECMARIA53]

SORRY I MENT TO SAY UP lol

xD

[K1LL3RCL0WN]

no one cares

[Hamhark98]

Still I thought it was a good tactic. If you say "if you agree give me a thumbs down" people who disagree will not do it. And as nobody agrees with you that would work well.

[WWECMARIA53]

well im sorry but this is so far from funny

[Hamhark98]

Well that's true. They all disagree with me too.GC is amazing though. He was the greatest comic ever.

[Truemarine3323]

i should sing that when my sgt. sends me to the CO

[danecook321]

I don't think that'll be a good idea... but it would be funny.

[w0lfqueen]

i miss him may he rest in peace and i love his cheere

[cwkyb]

no. Not funny ah tall

[RamuCastro]

I kindda agree, but I really do enjoy George Carlins other work, but this joke is hardly his best.

[luvthemskittles]

umm

[psychoticchicken10]

lame.... i despair for the ppl who find this sorta shit funny.

[goofymccoy]

You can despair all you want you idjit. The fact that you don't completely comprehend the humor in this, especially as part of the whole of Carlin's work, doesn't give you any right to comment on some random video in a vain attempt to take some sort of high ground.

I suggest you look up Carlin's video on "People are fucking boring." He's talking about you.

[WWECMARIA53]

I agree

[novi90thebest]

ridicolous

[topstarinflex]

this is funny as!!

rat shit bat shit dirty old twot 69 ass wholes tied in a knot hooray lizard shit f***

[rapeyou8991]

dont watch it or dont post any comments,it isnt just "some dude", its GEORGE CARLIN you motherfuckers,the greatest comedian in history!

[03Kabbotta11]

You definitely don't have to be 12 to enjoy this. ESPECIALLY when you put it into the context of this man's entire body of work...

[penguin2972]

Are you 12?

[Masss91]

what is so funny with this?

[ConfusedSponge]

not funny at all!

[KevinTheNoobie]

It wasn't suppose to be funny you dipshits.

[HieronymousLex]

I physically cannot watch this without laughing.

[Xxfancythat79xX]

how was that funny?

[mrbillsykes]

thats only funny when you see the video around that scene

[E1H4]

i didn't even crack a smile at that.

& im the kinda person that laughs at everything.

not.funny.

[JMstudioNL]

fully agree, just because some dude says fuck, doesn't make him funny...

[TheyCalledHimCide]

Dude, Just Watch the Other Videos of This Guy, He's Awesome

[MissAlly12]

i agree

[evilerik0]

hhhaaaaa i remmber that!

[MovieKid07]

i lol'ed

[sniperbarret82]

i sorta giggled for a second

[spikeyosdaboss]

same here i didnt even smirk

[mental177]

didn't even smile..

and i laugh at everything.

[lovecocioDK]

no fun at all...

[ChaosAndCupcakes123]

haha

that was dumb. Lol. i like dumb things.

[m2mfan4eva]

ahahaha.. i laughed like 10 seconds after it was finished xP

Im slow, eh?

[God52495]

God bless George Carlin may he rest in peace.

[lwsjyege]

He is totally 100% Stupid! And anyone who finds this crap even slightly funny is also Stupid!

[hotrodsniper]

Thank YOU!

[God52495]

then everyone 'cept you is stupid.

[FedorCroCop44]

there is no god.....why would u like george carlin if he wasnt religous at all...u fucking jesus freaks are dumb

[kd2010kd]

kos omak !!!

[disturbed11407]

LOL! F*CK you! George Carlin was one of the greatest stand up comedians of all time. If i knew who you were i would slap you for being so ignorant.

[SF49ersfanCOD]

..... boring

[hotrodsniper]

i didnt laugh....

[immortalweapon]

you have no soul then

[hotrodsniper]

i dont care, this is just not my tye of thing

[Maryukujin]

You are making George Carlin look bad , He said shit way funnier than this , lots of people have

[Fedoraandrapier]

Really funny? YES OFC!!!!

The funniest thing in the world? Not by far!

[elixxyr]

not funny at all

[yahyakhatib41]

u must be on crack if u think this is funny

[lookwhatitdid]

well than i need to go to rehab

[soccergrl167]

Omg, This is so funny!

Rat Shit Bat Shit Dirty Old Twot,

69 Assholes tied in a knot,

Hooray,

Lizard Shit,

Fuck!

[thanislankan]

thanks for repeating it, none of us managed to hear it, so we had to read your comment..fucker.

[thanislankan]

Thanks for repeating it...none of us managed to hear it cuz were all deaf so we had to read your comment. fucker

[soccergrl167]

shut the fuck up bitch

i did nothing to your asss

ok?

i thought it was funny thats my opinion

peace out FUCKER!

[passinggas227]

Not funny

[Mmalloy1996]

wtf waz dat i dident even laugh.......?

[zemzoeo]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[mematt665]

lol

[Hakkai96]

It's not funny whatsoever,

[h0bbitatheart]

This bit isn't particularly funny when it stands on its own. It needs the context of the entire piece of material to be really effective.

[Blintze01]

lol

[3IDLukeK]

LOL, id like to see tho whole thing, anyone got a link to it?

[lol33pp]

its a joke about how pointless and stupid cheerleading cheers are and he does one of his own that makes just as much sense...lighten up and get a sense of humor you anal retentive fucks

[abomatamalsnowman]

um... no. he's talking about the "7 bad words"

[fatality228]

FUCK!

[CorporalClegg94]

this would have been a whole shitload better and relevant to the description if you put more than him swearing. George Carlin was funny for other reasons besides swearing.

[datssumfunnyshit]

about as funny as sleeping.

[Danntheman7]

WTF!?!??!

[TheSyffs]

Thank god.

[lookwhatitdid]

i didnt laugh until the end when he said lizard shit and then fuck

[EuchridEucrow1]

This isn't one of Carlin's funnier moments.

[WASSAMILY]

what the hell?? its not funny at all