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  • I have a very eclectic sense of humor. So much so, that I once leafed through Der Bilde's (?) CAPTION-FREE cartoons in a doctor's waiting room. Strange take on things humorous, the Bosch, yet I managed to actually find the joke in roughly 40% of them. That said, I've watched Conan hundreds of times over the years, yet have never ONCE found him to be funny. Now, he seems a nice enough guy and he interviews well enough. B-u-t, he ain't funny! I'm convinced that people must laugh BECAUSE he's not.

  • 1. connon

    2. kimmel

    3. letterman

    4.fallon

    

    only good ones

  • Ferguson above Kimmel

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  • i know i forgot ferguson. :P i've gotten a hundred replies about it. lol.

  • Forks Scrambling mah Eyeballs > Jay Leno.

  • 1.conan

    2.letterman

    3. Jefferey Dahmer

    4.richard ramirez

    5.hitler.

    6.leno

  • I don't like Conan, but he did get screwed over by NBC. Leno after Carson was given 3 years to get ratings up which he did. Conan given like 12 weeks then he was shot down. Conan's ratings were even higher during his first week than Leno's were in his first week,.

  • I'd say this would be the correct list: 1 Conan 1.1 Letterman 2 Colbert 3 Stewart 4 Ferguson 5 Kimmel 6 Cartoon Network 7 Fallon (honestly... he's over the top, but not funny, that's just worse than being unfunny) 8 Anything 9 Leno
  • Leno < Funny

  • 1. Hot coals in my eyes

    2. Leno

  • @JonLeibow why hot coals in your eye? the only thing funny about leno is his appearance

  • Conan o' Brian should be hosting The Tonight Show.

    Jay Leno should be hosting a show on TBS.

    Leno and Lopez.

    Conan and Fallon.

  • @Maziyar I'm actually glad Conan's on TBS now, he's funnier on there. He can be more himself with his extreme sense of humor.

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  • 1. conan

    everyone else.

  • 1. Conan

    2. Colbert

    3. Stewart

    4. Letterman

    5. Kimmel

    6. Ferguson

    7. Don't watch T.V.

    8. Lopez

    9. Fallon

    10. Leno

  • 1. Conan

    2. Colbert

    3. Stewart

    4. Letterman

    5. Ferguson

    6. Kimmel

    7. Don't watch T.V.

    8. Lopez

    9. Fallon

    10. Leno

  • 1.Conan

    2.FERGUSON

    

  • sometimes i wonder if all this was staged by NBC to get ratings...

  • @pamansprewell33  it didn't work

  • CONNER????!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!????

    

  • @myfairvanity:

    YOU FORGOT FERGUSON AND KIMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And one last correction:

    10.) Do homework

    11.) Pick up dog sh*t

    12.) Clean a public toilet

    13.) Lick the inside of a dirty shoe

    14.) Kiss Larry King ON THE LIPS

    15.) Voluntarily doing the worst thing you can think of

    16.) Watch Leno

  • 1.Stewart (Did you see him parody Beck for the whole show?) 2.Conan 3.Colbert (light saber battle with George Lucas) 4.Ferguson 5.Fallon (he's new and he'll get better) 6.Kimmel 7.Letterman (he's old and should retire with his harem of employees) 8.Any other evening program 9.Don't own a TV 10.Getting a colonoscopy 11.Getting waterboarded 12.Chelsea Handler 13.Leno
  • Consey and Furgeson are the funniest men on late night. And I am hard pressed to say which one is funnier.

  • at this time imo ferguson has the best show on basic cable

  • letterman mocks leno's "mr. middle america" status by giving him a hint what one would do if they were associated with that reputation....classic! just wished it actually turned out that way....

  • talking about being very strait-forward and blunt but with such formality and wit. i honestly can't decide who tells it like it is more baldly and i'm not too crazy about comparing the greats but i'm just curious about people's opinions: letterman or handler?

  • I remember the original controversy ( has it really been 18 years?) and by all rights Letterman clearly earned the throne as successor to Johnny. It's wasn't all about who would attract slightly higher ratings given that Letterman kept his slot and Leno slid into Carson's but a matter of HONOR. Letterman in conjunction with Carson totally solidified the late night talk for NBC, an thus earned the papacy. Leno was a sleazy usurper to the throne.

  • This helped my day.

  • If you like the late show, than you won't be quite as amused by Light Talk. Then again, maybe you will!

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  • Kimmel Is The Best !

  • I think conan jimmy and then jimmy fallon and then letterman idk about letterman i barely watch it but its better then jay.

  • letterman is an old cocksucker and i don't really care about leno because lets face it kimmel and conan are the best.

  • I found a pussy!

  • in the mirror maybe

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  • This morning, yes.

  • Why are you obsessed with mirrors?

  • Pussies who lose? VERY fun. I know how to handle them.

  • @mkrulz77  Screw you, kimmel, conan, AND letterman are the best. Leno sucks.

  • @airplanegod letterman is an old douche that needs to retire.

  • @mkrulz77 No, leno is an old douche that needs to retire

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  • Pussy talk.

  • Pussy talk?

  • @TheIMC8 maybe yes, talk comes from my mouth which has been all over your moms pussy, so in a way it's pussy talk

  • Why are you obsessed with mirrors? I didn't read your horseshit comment.

  • @TheIMC8 well if you didn't get the sarcasm then your stupid. you said "i found a pussy" i said " in the mirror maybe". so sad that i had to explain that for you.

  • Pussies annihilated. Is fun.  Now, get education? You lost. I didn't read again.

  • @TheIMC8 lmao you trolls are all the same "get an education"? i bet you never even go outside, oh and you get picked on, oh oh and wait i almost forgot your mom still wipes your ass right? oh and wait this one is obvious you get aroused by david letterman? peace.

  • I KNOW my screen name. That's all I read. Are you that dumb guy? I saw the peace though..IDK WHAT to think. Well, you WERE annihilated. By the smart guy. Vastly superior.

  • @TheIMC8 m'kay you're obviously a retard so i'll stop here. good luck in life kid.

  • @mkrulz77 Even Kimmel respects Letterman.

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  • I personally don't understand why people don't like Jay Leno's Tonight Show. I've watched David Letterman, and that guy cannot deliver a joke. He is just awful, and I can't believe I hear so many people say he's awesome and Jay's a hack. Now Conan, he is in fact one of my favorites, but this guy.. just awful. Guest wise I still think Jay's better over David.

  • Apparently you don't know abo8ut comedy. I watch Letterman every night, and he's hilarious. And I'D know.  And apparently you've never seen either show. You'd know Leno in not funny, and a sellout. G.S.M?

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  • @TheIMC8 Why do you think YOU'D know what's considered funny? Are you some type of expert? I personally think he is very unfunny, and does not present himself well.. at all. And why the hell do you think I would be expressing my opinion if I haven't seen either show? You sound ridiculously stupid. Also, tell me exactly how Leno is a sellout, and if you're going to bring up the bullshit of time slots, that's the network's issue, NOT Leno's.

  • Rank all the others however you wish my friends, but there never even would have been late night entertainment with out Jack Parr and Carson!

  • 1. Conan O'Brien

    2. Craig Ferguson

    3. David Letterman

    4. Jimmy Fallon

    5. Jay Leno

  • @TylerMontana

    1)Letterman

    2)Ferguson

    3)Conan

    4)Kimmel

    5)Lopez

    Fallon,Carson, and Leno don't rank

  • @LordThree

    "1)Letterman

    2)Ferguson

    3)Conan

    4)Kimmel

    5)Lopez

    Fallon,Carson, and Leno don't rank"

    .

    You even put CoCo THIRD? Ha ha, and you put Lopez/Kimmel above CARSON and Fallon? Have you seen any of these? URA ass hole. Look dip shit ratings COUNT, and Leno was beating Letterman 2 to 1. CoCo had shit ratings with an anchor going to the bottom, and letterman for the first time in 17 yrs was beating the Tonight Show.

  • @gmcjetpilot You're fucking kidding right? The nielsen ratings have been BROKEN for years and If you look around a little you'll see that it's UNDENIABLE that the system is fixed to dupe advertisers out of cash. I guess a complete RUBE like yourself can't wrap his head around the idea that your antiquated BS nielsen ratings are on their way out. What color is the sky in the world you live in where "Leno is a nice guy"? Leno is a tool, you're a tool, and again, eat shit and die you old phoney.

  • @LordThree

    "You're fucking kidding right?"

    .

    No I'm not kidding you fucking ass hole. Yea I am older 49 and run 5 miles a day and bench 340 at 6' 180 lbs. Kick your ass. I also look younger than you. Dude that gay life style of yours is killing you. Do you have AIDS?

  • @gmcjetpilot You're mother drank a lot while pregnant with you? How else could you think your rambling incoherent remarks make any sense. Call me gay all you want to, I'm not the one with assholes and cock suckers on-the-brain, trying to hop on a plane and meet up with younger dudes lol. Oh, and I'm not an old dude lifting 340 lb trying to prove… what exactly? My cousin is gay and likes to stay in peak physical shape just like you.

  • @LordThre "You're mother drank a lot while pregnant" No my blessed late mother never drank. . "Call me gay all you want' You're gay gay gay gay! . "you think your rambling incoherent remarks make any sense" Wow it's like you know your self. Let me quote you: 'blah blah blah ahaaa~!' . "I'm not the one with assholes and cock suckers on-the-brain" Yes you are. Another one of your Freudian slip queer; no where did I mention "assholes and cocksukers". That's all you homo. Pwnage complete.
  • @gmcjetpilot We really don't care how much you think you bench.

  • @LordThree

    You're a TV expert? Nielsens have some error, but regardless they DO COUNT and so do other indicators of viewers, for which LENO is #1. In 2004 Leno #1 was FORCED to retire in 2009, after being host only for 12 yrs, because CoCo threatend to quit. CoCo after putting the Tonight show in the ratings gutter threatened to quit again in public. Bye CoCo there are only so many jokes about your poof red hair and mic kocking over and string dance we can take. Leno is #1 again.. Ha ha!

  • @gmcjetpilot If you can't admit that leno fucked over Carson, Letterman, AND Conan, then I'm done with you, you goddamn kike. Zzzzzzz... Leno and his old people...

  • @nirvanarocks

    Conan for the LOSE...he quit and will be on basic cable and get hs ass handed to him at 11 PM against local news, The Daily Show, than Leno and Letterman.... I give his basic cable TV TBS show about a year or two tops.

    .

    CoCo brought this on himself, 2004 threatening to quit if they didn't force #1 Leno out. The 2nd time CoCo threatened with crap ratings NBC said BYE!~ CoCo could have stayed at Late Night but his ego was too big. There is only so many Big Hair Jokes he can do.

  • @gmcjetpilot Eat shit and die fool. Leno fuct him over JUST like letterman years b4... and carson didn't have any retirement plans either till leno pushed him out ahead of his time. Jay admitted to being a scurvy sheister bastard in "The Late Shift", or I guess you'd rather not educate yourself about reality but keep running your bullshit. If you can't see leno is the phoniest piece of shit on the planet you shouldn't fucking breed.

  • @Loadofshit

    "Eat shit and die fool"

    No you first 31 yo punk. I guarantee you won't say that to my face, you coward. Send me your contact info, I meet you. I see your panties are in a bunch lady, because over CoCo. Ha ha it's JUST a talk show. CoCo quit already ass hole, will be on cable this fall. Are you going to CRY & WHINE. Shut up boy. Jay Leno is a very nice man (with #1 ratings); assaulting his Character w/ lies is pathetic. You're a typical CoCo fan, immature, uneducated, nasty brats.

  • @gmcjetpilot CoCo third because he doesn't have a fucking show right now, and even if he did I'm not a huge fan. Me shitting on leno doesn't correlate with me being a 'typical coco fan'. I'm in Louisville, KY bitch - and you're about 20 years too old to wanna fuck with me - unless you're tired of your teeth? By Carson I obviously mean the no talent hack carson daily, and jimmy fallon is watched exclusively by fags and fag-hags - which I guess your proclaiming yourself to be. Get a clue old man.

  • @LordThree

    "I'm in Lousville, KY"

    I'll hop a flight were do you live, I want to see you say this shit to my face ass hole.

    CoCo will be on this fall on TBS BASIC CABLE at 11PM. He'll be against. Leno, Letterman, Local News, Daily Show, Colbert Show, Nightline, Chelsea Lately, Re-runs of Bill OReilly, Rachal Maddow, The Office, Two Half Men, Scrubs, Sienfeld. He is going to suck ass and I WILL LAUGH when it goes off the air and you cock sucker punks whine.

  • @LordThree

    "CoCo third because he doesn't have a fucking show right now"

    .

    WHAT? What kind of logic is that? Ha ha ha ha. You are a powerful kind of stupid. You take all the fun out of mocking you, clearly you are mentally disabled or just profoundly retarded. Yes CoCo is doing his best TV work now. Oh you were served a big Ol can O whoop ass. Boy your room temperature IQ is defenseless against me.

  • @gmcjetpilot

    "Oh you were served a big Ol can O whoop ass. Boy your room temperature IQ is defenseless against me."

    I get the idea you watch a lot of professional wrestling lol

  • Jay Leno has the phoniest smile in show business.

    He does his shows strictly for the money. He would rather work on his cars anyday.

  • 1.Conan

    2.Letterman

    3.Colbert

    4.Stewart

    5.Kimmel

    6.Fallon (he's new but he's doing awesome)

    7.Any other evening program

    8.Forgot to turn on the TV

    9.Don't own a TV

    10.Leno

  • @myfairvanity How bout Ferguson?

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  • @omarofuae never really watched him, so i guess he'd be in with the number 7's

  • @myfairvanity Jimmy Fallon???? probably the worst host/comedian ever. it hurts me to watch his show.

  • @djmrnelson he's a growing boy. his show is already well produced but he'll need time to get better as a host (work out the kinks and develop more stage presence and personality - like any host ever). his skits and audience bits are worth watching so he's on my list.

  • @myfairvanity FERGURSON???!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!?

  • @ibclappin ...seems like a nice guy but is about as funny as genocide.

  • @ibclappin FERGUSON* (hate to mis-spell something and then see it with the highest rated comments right on top)

  • @myfairvanity I would definitely put Craig Ferguson in the top 5.

  • @myfairvanity Hello? Craig Ferguson? And Colbert and Stewart don't run talk shows, they run political propaganda outlets.

  • @myfairvanity Letterman is #1, and I agree with ibclappin, where is Ferguson? He's goddamn legit with his stand up every night. Leno does suck hard.

  • @myfairvanity Great list, accept...Where's Fergussen? Also, reverse Dave and Conan...Dave is KING!!

  • @myfairvanity You forgot Bill Maher on HBO!

  • @myfairvanity Well said, my friend.. although I kinda like Letterman the most, you still hit it right on the nose lol

  • @myfairvanity I love how Lopez does not even rank on your list.

  • @Physhi Lopez sucks dick

  • @ThatZevGuy Aye. I've had shits that were funnier than him.

  • @myfairvanity No Craig Ferguson?

  • as far as I am concerned they can take all hosts of late TV shows and put them all in a meat grinder, then feed them to the sharks in Florida, they are nothing but a mafia of no funny annoying mafiosos cleaning money for the mob and corrupt politicians, they have always been that, and that is what they will always be unless somebody feed them to the sharks

  • The entire situation was set up to fail from the start. Conan was given the WORST lead-in EVER!

  • 1.Letterman 2.Carson 3.Kimmel 4.Conan 5.Arsenio Hall 6.George Lopez 7.Pat Sajak 8.Chevy Chase 9.Magic Johnson 10.Jay Leno....lol
  • @xipenahui4 wanda sykes any1??

  • I always love how Letterman inappropriately uses big words. I'm not sure if it's part of his shtick or not...

  • thats a nice way to say Jay Leno sucks donkey balls. hahahahaha!!!!

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  • Whatever Leno is, he's not a creep who takes sexual advantage of female staffers, underlings, under his employment. Letterman is as low as they come.

  • Jay shouldnt of fucked him

  • never use california towcat towing out of frazier park if you have problems on the grapevine do not call them!

  • Is he trying to be serious or sarcastic?

  • @amorhombre haha this speech is dripping with sarcasm, and it's beautiful. Leno did the WRONG thing by taking his show back.

  • @JHJENNINGS: conan was too offered the show like 5 years ago, they did this same bullshit with letterman, and , if that big chinned dick had any class he would have just told them to let conan have the show and that he deserves it. watch out leno, coco is about to destroy you. come november 1, leno will be just a memory. and p.s. jimmy kimmel is not funny....seriously.

  • gay ass letterman suckin cock as usual

  • I think Letterman is the best of the three.

  • I never got the Leno thing...he's just too hokey. Conan & Letterman are both superior.

  • @Debbiet40 i totally agree. leno is a frickin cheese ball

  • 1. Leno 2. Conan 3. Letterman. That said, all brilliant performers.

  • 1.conan 2.letterman i don't think leno is even in the running...he's not even funny or relevant

  • The right thing has nothing to do with it. It was up to the NBC executives. Leno was offered and he accepted. Conan was NOT offered the show. So that's the end of it. Leno did nothing wrong. Jimmy Kimmel is funnier than all of them!

  • @JHJennings yeah but leno actually had the humane choice of either keeping his promise of leaving the tonight show to conan or to just take it back without any consideration whatsoever as to if conan would still want it (very much likely) and leno just took it back.....no matter how he sees it, the public perception is that he made a promise that he couldn't keep...but its all over with anyways....conan is going to tbs which is a smart move for his brand of humor....

  • @GD29 I don't agree because Leno isn't the decision maker. He's only one part of the story. He acted in his own behalf which I respect. He had no idea what would happen, if he refused the offer. -- However, Leno is floundering in the ratings so he may be out anyway. Conan bores me. Jimmy Fallon and Kimmel are better.

  • @JHJennings leno is a HUGE moneymaker for NBC with enough power and reputation to say "no" to taking back the tonight show if that's what he wanted which obviously wasn't the case....im betting that jay did know that all he had to do was leave NBC to ease tension over who should deserve the tonight show which was conan cuz he worked about 16 years with the 12:30 show to get to that level and jay already had his time so why can't conan have his?? it just looks really bad on jay's part....

  • @GD29 How it looks is irrelevant. It's business. An offer was made to Jay Leno and he accepted it. It's not up to him to worry about Conan.

  • @JHJennings Yeah I totally agree about not worrying...after all, show business is nothing BUT looking out for yourself....however, when you PUBLICLY say that you've had your time with the tonight show and now its time to hand it to someone else without any repeats of what happened back in the 90's and then less than a year later, take the show back KNOWING that it's been your successor's dream for years and years to have it the way it should be (at 11:35, not 12:05), something's wrong....

  • Conan  V

    Letterman V

    Leno

  • Okay, apparently you can't put muultiple spaces after each other in comments anymore. damnit youtube, you screwed up my diagram.

  • fuck leno

  • That's entertainment!

  • David letterman is number ONE

  • @vicmacke he is now that cocos gone, and hell be number one till september

  • @jmn1228 i hope conan does do good cause dave wont be on that much longer.

  • @vicmacke good point, but at least he wont retire and immediately screw over fergusen like a certain "team player" with a huge chin would

  • @jmn1228 yeah i have a feeling that letterman is the second coming of carson in some weird way where if he says he's going to leave, he ACTUALLY leaves..im sure letterman still enjoys his job, but is in no way a work freak like leno is where its the tonight show five days a week and stand up on the evenings and weekends...its just overexposure in my opinion....all letterman wanted was television so therefore that's the only place you'll see him...

  • Letterman is better than Leno. Conan is still the best.

  • everybody watch dave or jimmy .... fuck leno

    hope to see conan on fox in the fall so he can kick his ass ...i miss my coco!!!

  • The Beat Farmers ROCKED Letterman.....

  • Leno needs to go away

  • wow this video is def in high definition

  • no one will ever be able to replace conan.

  • NBC will get is older tonight show viewers back. but i swear to god i will never watch leno on the tonight show again. ever ever ever ever ever. fuck you NBC.

  • Carson and Letterman both have genius, and are distinct. Others seem to be derivative of either one or a combination of both of those guys. Leno must have appeal, but I don't see it. Conan O'Brien is hugely talented--not unique-but there is nothing wrong with that, and clearly the right choice at this time. NBC decided not to make the same mistake twice.

  • i rather watch carson daly instead of leno.....

    I mean it too....lol

  • Leno appeals to the old farts that are comfortable with his unfunny and retarded presence. Conan appeals to a younger crowd and is a real man of the people. Fuck Jay Leno, I will never, ever ever ever watch the fucking tonight show with Jay Leno.

  • @NateO123 yo did u see some of the reviews for the new tonight show, it is saisfyingly terrible

  • Fuck you cracker

  • Leno is the worst....!

  • @AdrianCamus : No matter how bad Leno may be......He doesnt COULDNT come close to to the PHONY that is Letterman!

  • @AdrianCamus your mother is the worst

  • I think Conan's the best, with Letterman and then Jay.

  • @ErichoTTA Conan 'O Brien is the best! Of his era! Johnny Carson dominates all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ErichoTTA ya know....i agree. i think that conan was totally unfunny, and was awful. but jay just made a bunch of unfunny sex jokes so........and he was a teabagger

  • dave you still the best, O.G. talk show host

  • Leno is entertaining, Fallon puts me to sleep, (perhaps because of the time it airs), Ferguson is funny, Letterman is consistent and Conan does well, but only with a young audience... and is very inconsistent. Maybe its the writers, but he has a say in who writes the material, so who is at fault? NBC could have handled this better, but I expect that Leno's ratings will eclipse those produced by Conan and the Tonight Show will be back to 5M+ viewers again & give competition to Letterman too.

  • your grammar hasnt "did" much to impress me either. conan has been doing his thing for almost 20 years now, in what world is 20 years of kicking ass on late night inconsistent?

    Leno Sucks

    Letterman has moments

    Ferguson is boring

    Daly is a nobody

    Fallon is decent

    Conan is the best around

  • I'll let rating speak for themselves.

  • ha ha leno is such a douche

  • The 10 o'clock leno show was a horrible idea and Leno is classless. As Hicks said, he is off the artist roll-call forever!

  • jay leno is an ass hole what NBC needs to do is get Conan in Jimmy Fallon's spot that was the best when it was leno then conan. Fallon is a writer and not a comedian and he tries to be too much. He should do another movie like Fever Pitch. NBC screwed up and had Fallon replace Conan. And what would rather watch, someone whos funny and doesn't try to be like everyone else or someone who plays beer pong isn't funny and tries to be like everyone else.

  • your fallon sucks balls!!! he is a good sleeping pill.. all he does is kiss the roots ass the whole show.... co co was a better late late nite show... nbc fucked it all up... fallon sucks balls

  • @tbooth35

    Actually, Fallon is doing better in the 12:30 rating with his show than Conan was when he was at 12:30. Just sucks to be Conan all around.

  • are you kidding. i like fallon, but he is getting raped by that human ambien ferguson. conan was beating that snore for all his years at 12:30

  • @jmn1228

    Raped? Uh, NO. Actually, Fallon is smacking Ferguson around like a step child.

    At 1 a.m., "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" (2.5/9 in metered-market households, 1.3/8 in adults 18-49 in the 25 markets with local people meters) delivered its second-highest metered-market results of the season.

    Other late-night results last night were: CBS's LATE LATE SHOW at 11:35 p.m. (2.2/5 in households, 0.7/2 in 18-49) / CBS's LATE LATE SHOW at 12:35 a.m. (1.4/4 in households, 0.5/2 in 18-49).

  • well i havent read any recent ratings systems. im glad to see fallon took it over

  • @jmn1228 Ferguson is the man hes way better than Fallon and Conan he does hes the only show that doesnt have a band and he still makes it work

  • no, it doesnt work at all

  • @jmn1228 yea it does hes great and hes probably gonna take over when Letterman retires

  • well ur entitled to your opinion, i just dont like him

  • fallon has gotta be the worst late night host ive ever seen. His stand