How to tell if you're a noob on Metal Gear Online #2

[tonyman148]

i love how even back when i was one of those squeaky voiced kids who just unfortunately got turtle beaches, i never treated girls differently. Funny thing is, i know have a really deep voice, still use turtle beaches, but i mostly use a bluetooth.

[itzjusmee419]

this game is queer

[ApeoplePers0n]

press 3 repeatedly for bag n stab

[aaronlad01234]

who plays that game

[Bladeslinger1000]

#1 way to tell there a noob...thay T-bag

[sanbox242]

i believe it's spelled newb

[Fykkyr]

this video created are fucking nerd who has only xbox/Pc/Playstation 3 his life.

[Poisonwater101]

i try not to play online cuz all i do is die from headshots. it just makes the game not fun for me.

[pnoytagger84]

Thanks I'll keep those in mind! Especially the last one! LMAO!

[HomingRocket1]

3:25 O.o A man in a box lolololol

[evilassasin19]

lol id be classed as a noob the :P i cant get online :( even tho i have the internet

[GunnyZoSo]

the guitar play at the end is pure........SHIT!!!

[jrlajara]

i miss this damn game :'(

[SpeechMatic]

lol once my own teammate used me as a human sheild for no reason. And i only cqc my team when someone sets traps in our own base and our team gets caught in them. I mean whats the poin of settin traps when we attackin they base and they not attackin ours fuckin noobs

[bluesBro18]

you used cqc on ur teammates lol

[SinuDono]

fucking waste of time



[ghostlyredfox]

One way to tell if youre a geek on MGO- use the words 'Noob, Get Good, Owned, GTFO, or Camper'

Or if you kick people for 'cheating' just cos they beat you...........

[stigatti]

@ghostlyredfox agreed , i stoped playin a long time ago but used to see ppl kickin everyone who got head shots in team sneak

[Slayter51]

@ghostlyredfox i know fucking hate it when they kick you for being good i got kicked out of a cqc match for raping everyone.

[hookschadow]

nr 4 is defenitly true

[TAYL0R16]

That kid who was talking about women reading a magazine makes me want to kill his parents. The 2 ways to tell if you are a noob in any game is

1. Kids such as the one in 2:33 talk. (Makes my ears bleed.)

2. You are a guy and play as a chick.

[blattermaster]

Look at the tags. About 45% are halo references.

[IODarknessProduction]

wat is the name of that song? cause ive been looking everywhere for it...

[TheGreatLeon1]

G.uy

i.n

r.eal

l.ife

You forgot that if someone has an abort rating of 20% or more

[br8302]

u cant chose to not read magazine unless its yours or your in a box

[immortalhardyboys]

the 99 people who dont like this video are noods

[TAYL0R16]

@immortalhardyboys Uh, noods?

[Snipershootful]

lol

[ncdaking123]

Wierd......girls on MGO are usually 40 year old men.

[TheSolSnake]

@ncdaking123 or just alts ...

[predfan45]

I see alot of people doin this stuff so ,guess few people take ythis seriously

[reddarkness321]

Funny video. Good job. :)

[SuperJoel67]

I Like The Last One Was Funny Lol

[TheDrunkfarmer]

rofl yank server filled with nubs

[Snowflake10110]

Does this cst money to play online.

[J0nnyallen3]

yes tbagging is very noobish, annoying, irritating, disrespectful, and its just immature. and im still annoyed by people who w hine about rushing, ex, slit, its in the game so use it you freakin crybaby dont whine whenyou die. and the object of tsne is to retrieve the target so why do people whine when that is don? try defending. Dont get mad cause ur not good at certain parts. im so sick of glitchers and lagswitchers. its a great game but just too many flaws. like restart and stuff like that

[mgarcia0851]

love the song at the end very fancy =)

[mgarcia0851]

1:01 haha he did the monkey dance!!

[786killzone]

@justinscottogara So you love little kids with high pitched voices. Am i the only one who finds that wrong? LOL.

[786killzone]

@BasicEvil18 Why do ppl get so mad when you tea-bag them? Its a fucking game. Its not like he/she is actualy tea-baging you. So chill the fuck out. Im a lvl 15 B+ and i tea-bag some of my kills...just for fun,what else can i say other than... i just love rubbing ma digital balls on ppls face. LOL=) ITS A GAME PPL! SO STOP GETTING MAD AT EVERYTHING!!!! games are maded to enjoy, not complain about evrery little thing. So please stop complaining, it makes you sound like a BITCH && a NOOB (=

[therocker257]

atleast i have the real foxhound emblem and i dont suck. im a level 9. i killed a lvl 19 with a handgun TWICE

[pwnagebbqftw]

another to tell if your a noob is when you use girl characters when your a guy in rl

[Ultrasonic23]

@pwnagebbqftw

Well its not that bad

I mean awnser this.

Would you rather play staring at a guys ass or a girls ass?

[sultankraver]

@Ultrasonic23

LOL

[therocker257]

@pwnagebbqftw actually no becuz guys use girls in mgo becuz they get bored being a guy in mgo . guys who are girls on mgo tell people dat theyre guys on mgoso yea. and gay guys dont say anything wen dey use a girl on mgo

[slugger449]

Uhg, that first one was dead on. Why the hell do people spray with the M14?? >_>

[coolpizzacook]

LOl in number 1 box man comes over and out.

[narutocursemark]

Here r better reasons

If U tbag

If u KS

If u try to KS but u end up getting ur partner and both of u die or one of u.

If U LS

And last but not least if u rush. I mean yea ur pro if u can rush it with alot of ppl but cmon give ppl a chance to kill and shit.

[NaruTobi7]

@narutocursemark i think ur sayin that cause u eperienced all those things o.o

[narutocursemark]

@NaruTobi7 Im pretty sure we all experienced it.

[salshasam]

@narutocursemark Stop Rushing? To give people....a chance to kill you? LOL dumbest thing Ive ever heard

[narutocursemark]

@salshasam Wow u definitely misunderstood if ppl rush and u dnt get a kill or anything u get minus. Plus killing every1 on the opposite team is better.

[salshasam]

@narutocursemark Yeah, well stupidly running out shooting people with your mk.2 and killing with your knife isnt as smart than grabbing a target to run back at your base. Also, Im pretty sure that if you are killed or lose the target in TSNE you will still get a "-"

[TheMagaocho]

If you dont use stealth camo in team sneaking and own ur pro xD

[zemphyre]

You're a noob if you spray at all.

[SinkiaSarrow]

The girl part is fail.Don't you watch dateline?!It's almost always some old dude who wants to stick it up your tailpipe.It's like I always say."Pics, or she has a dick."

[mrgingerbred]

"hey baby, do you have a boyfriend? i can play guitar." lol

[M4j0rTr4g3dy]

You forgot #8, if you make youtube videos calling other MGO players noobs. Rimshot please.

[Rhino1115]

most people can't resist the "uwge" to read a magazine

[jdog8617]

@Rhino1115 lol when I first played mgo, I did nothing but read the magazines lol. People literally just shot me in the head 4 it lol.

[Anoush13]

Well this one was actually good reasons rather than the first video which was stupid, but still, why do you have to call them noobs, they just want to learn to get better, except for some, that are actually retarded.

[felolis]

mgo is best it is 2 games in 1

[naruxhina7]

@RonLovesHorrorPunk get mgs4 it's in the menu

[MrNhonha2]

7/8 of girls on this game are men

[Rebel3000]

#1 epic fail XD!

[Smile4TheCok]

Half of the "girls" are men in that game lol!

[jackrabbit224]

I qualify for number 4 :P

[ecnos]

@jackrabbit224 Me too

[St34DyB0y1409]

i luv this song

[DAReich1231]

that last part made my day......haha

[99MCougar]

Is that a guy or girl talking?

[MajBlood]

I wish MGO wasn't so unbalanced. For MGS Rising they should take out a lot of the crappy modes, make the characters free, and take out headshots.

[salshasam]

@MajBlood Headshots should be taken out? Really, you suck that much?

[MajBlood]

@salshasam Wow you sound like a noob. If you have it your way the next MGO will probably be twice as broken.

[salshasam]

@MajBlood Yup, Because shooting a man in the head shouldnt be fatal.

[MajBlood]

@salshasam Wow idiot, you know what else should be fatal? Getting shot 3 or 4 times in the chest. Not like that in MGO though. Take your head out of your ass, dumb dumb. Metal Gear isn't realistic and the damage is irritatingly very messed up.

[solid786snake]

ah i remember da gud old days i did not giv a fukk wen i got owned miss those days

[Djleo1996]

the intro song called Hamster Dance Song by Hampton The Hamster

[PochiOtaku]

1:05 LMAO

[ujustgotpwnednoob]

how do u do poses??

[IDRID185]

SONG intro?

[Wesker1922]

@elinorwelsch242 fuck.you. fuckin botspammers

[imbordlolwut]

is the kid in #1 a girl? he kinda sounds like meryl

[imbordlolwut]

lol #3 win

[ElBugsoe]

I DONT AGREE WITH #1 CAUSE THERE TIMES WEN I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE TRYING N JUST FK AROUND FOR FUN N ENDED UP LAST OR GETTING 10 CONSECUTIV DEATH Xd

[JONNYvsSPAWAN]

1# is soo funny!

[Enj0yTheSil3nce]

your comment about what a noob is instead of who you put how...so i was playing around saying your a noob at spelling

[hoko3773]

6 is soooo true i see tht alot XD

[jdog8617]

@hoko3773 lol you should see Playstation Home

[hoko3773]

@jdog8617 wat u mean?

[jdog8617]

@hoko3773 a girl sits down in ps home 4 like 1 second and LITERALLY 7 guys come4 rollin over lol

[hoko3773]

@jdog8617 weirdos

[Enj0yTheSil3nce]

your a noob at spelling ;]

[RsLuxuryBeast]

and on number 4 im dude on right hand side starting out i loved this :P

[solid786snake]

@RsLuxuryBeast

u still play mgo?

[RsLuxuryBeast]

@solid786snake i thinking about getting it again

[RsLuxuryBeast]

OMFG! i remember when we all did this im in this video ! :) im riaden box

in the girl part im the dude thats in the light brown jacket thing this was fun to do

[BasicEvil18]

You missed one.

Another way to tell if you're a noob is if you tea-bag.

[TheKnightwing1197]

@BasicEvil18 why?

[Hanson328]

@BasicEvil18 i thought it wuz meant to T-bag (even thopughi only teabag when im pissed)

[MajBlood]

@BasicEvil18 Wrong dude, tea-bagging is great. It is friendly rivalry unlike when someone actually starts cursing. Most people tea-bag and those who take it too seriously are children. You keep your pants on for God's sake.

[SolBuster]

@BasicEvil18 Agreed,tea-bagging is just retarded on MGO.....

[thefixitman321]

@BasicEvil18 how does that make you a noob?

[BrandonDeanRobinson]

lol well using cqc on your own teammates isnt completely noobish if they want you to plant c4 or a sleep gas mine on them, i miss Friendly Fire on survival and tourney because id get a friend to plant c4 or a sleep gas mine on me and if i get into a heavy close range fight id just give them a signal to detonate me before i die, counting on if they are still alive, i ussualy get snipers to do that to me and i ussualy only do somthing like that on rescue, base, or cap. *base and cap sleep gas lol*

[salshasam]

@BrandonDeanRobinson There is still a way, make them stand still and VERY CAREFULLY stand behind them, standing fully up plant c4, it works 60% of the time even without friendly fire

[narutosfart]

what if you use CQC on a teammate cause he did it 2 another?

[zombieslayer121]

whats the song at 0:21 through 3:27?

[thetreadingbehemoth]

whats a noob?

[protomous]

A Rookie,Noob

[mfwbaddassmatt]

hahaha, lmfao. funny Videoo.

[10Dante4]

i once played in survival with a guy that didnt use stealth......well he pwned us foer some reason lol

[XxFierxX]

stupid video.

[cowcowzoopals]

dude im surprised for number one they didnt have a video of me XD, i got the FH emblem t shirt and i suck balls now, though i havent played in 1/2 year, but still. For the tsnk one, I hate it when people think using box a better idea than using stealth camo, were not noobs we check every box and if you dont check boxes, then your a noob.

[salshasam]

@cowcowzoopals lol I used to use boxes when I was lvl 0 - 5, I thought I was being total ninja

[MrNhonha2]

lmao #8

[cowkeld]

wow y ddnt you include if u make stupid youtube videos about being a noob u r 1 cuz dats a major noob point y dnt u put videos of u winning a trny or u showing off ur high gp or u winning a 1v1 vs a pro O.o

[solid786snake]

make more videos like this lol

[scoutmachinima]

what about campers >:( stupid noobs

[41D5Buckets]

@scoutmachinima Stfu, practically every other person in MGO camps. You're not going to get far if you just go straight into the open and hope to get a kill. I'll gurantee someone will get a headshot on you, dumbass.

[scoutmachinima]

look i dont like arguments and p.s its just a game

[g0ku121]

i love how u guys like 2 take the piss lol i should start playing MGO again soon but gd i like how u do the jokes

[sora4life123]

The real way to tell if you're a noob on mgo or not is if you make a video like this. Looks like CTU is the only noob here

[RyanW94]

wtf der was sum guy in a box in #1 lol

[MrBennyXD]

How can the rpg rule be noobish? I find it funny and maybe for revenge like "how do you feel when someone shoots you with an rpg?! >]"

#1 made me laugh a lot. lol

[steelgear]

spray and pray with an M14EBR? There is an old military saying:

"If it is stupid and it works, it ain't stupid"

[Mugen123456789]

Numba 2

You're a female charactaw and you cant resist the awge.

Was that kid 5?

[zingtea]

At #1, how could the n00b not hit him? XD

Is third-person aiming that bad?

[blackhawk65589]

yea lol it sucks lol XD

[SnoconeX9]

Lol Foxhound.

[Dij7897]

u play this like cod4 =) always in first person

[XangelofdeathX07]

wow the last one was horribly noob i mean missing like 200 shots with a machine gun heh heh heh i cant believe it

[justinscottogara]

i really dont understand how any of this makes you a noob this stuff happens everyday. dumb video i love the little kids that have high pitched voices XD

[stricker608]

lol little box man at the end

[1upPPL]

lol number 1

[Thecheater2]

Number 4 XD XD XD LOL

I know that in TDM...

You're a sniper and will shoot AND THEN

ONE OF YOURE FCKIN TEAMMATES TAKES YOU CQC and kill you and the other...

[AmazingDeadThings]

......one day I'm going to fucking murder the guy that composed "The Hampster Dance" infront of his wife and children so they learn that generic techno bullsshit brings out evil in us all...... that and I just hate the damn song.

[armchairmaster]

ROFL

2:39

[metalgearkid1]

lool

[dooiedodo31]

ROFL

num 6 xDDD

[frankshtein]

lol *number 6 : treat girls differently when they join a room Lol

[hippie1685]

yeah dude thats so noob

[khisaut]

lol. thats a training room.... or free battle room.. hes with friends so to make the vid he can ezly just ask for free killz to get the points..... your obviously a noob... lol jk

[specialedbob]

the music is gaaayyyyyyy as fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck african american

[frankshtein]

Are you talikng about yourself ? I thought you are the G@ Y

[mark9111111]

you have a point there

[sn00ps66]

For someone that plays this game on MGO, I just recently bought a ps3, and can not figure out how to get MGO to work. If someone knows how to do it, I would greatly appreciate the help

Many Thanks

[newbieslayer116]

u didnt connect da parts for da ps3 to go online

[mark9111111]

first you have to make a konami id and game id. i think there are some intructions on the manual on how to do it. then go to metal gear online from the main menu in MGS4.

[shpagumon]

I have actualy seen someone not use their stealth camo.....

[DoggyOnW33D]

no 4 was being used epically by this guy in my team the other day EPIC NOOB XD

[ST0PM0SS]

this looks dumb

[Foxie1995]

maybe if you got good, you could get by

[Marceliko3]

00:01 what is the music??

[UT3MONTAGE]

rofl at number 6

[Quintuplin12]

the first mission is easy... just run in a straight line.... you don't even have to shoot anything if u don't want to...

[hohense]

the last 1 u could see him shooting way away from the guy

[broncoboy131]

i turned lvl 14 today the lost cause of dl

[iwannabetterlife]

Fox Embem. By been real good. However there are a lot of cheat ways to up your level in MGO. I saw a lot of Lvl 11-15 but still sucks though there are some really good ones out there. I'm a Lvl 9 by the way.

[MrColonelCuddles]

P90 rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[TheNarup]

just randomly veiwed and the game looks fun

can someone tell me what it is called please ?:)

[Redswild]

metal gear soild 4 ps3 only awesome single player one of the best ever and great online aka MGO

[oki2314]

really dude///

[iPRLu]

your freaking out over a weapon this video is just a joke so calm the fuck down

[SpiderCarnage911]

Then why did u watch this one u fucking dick

[Bahbs]

I want that song xD

[tankrulez615]

how do u get the fox emblem?????

[XxalextheboyxX]

do people still play this?

[heavygamer24]

a TON of people still play it!!!

[boznian4life]

xD ROFL AT 3:25 on the left a guy with a box ;D

[ShinraXSoldier]

What the fuck on #3...WHY WOULD THEY PUT THE RPG IN THE FUCKING GAME IF THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO USE IT?! Fuhkr, Drop your balls little kids.

[TheRealLiquidSnake]

How about you know your a noob if you t-bag lol cause i dont see the pleasue in raping another guy lol

[efehdoodle]

how do you do that aiming side step that you did at the end?

[DigitalFears]

It originally started with How to tell if your a noob in halo 2 and that's also the funniest

[bushisprez]

hmmmm.... the last one just about anyone with foxhound emblem glitched to get it. >:(

U guys ripped off the COD4 ways to be noob video lol

The girl in a room part its sounded like there was heavy breathing on the mic lol.

[shadow113093]

LOLOLOLOL "Not using stealth in TSNE" dude if u do that yerr 137 not a noob... u fail XD