CRAB BATTLE!

[con0ced]

Crab walks away with eye XD

[ilight8]

did anyone notice how small the crab is at the end XDDDXDXD

[Sterski1]

What the hell? My name's Dave! No special thanks?

[TheLuigiadrian]

THE CRAB HAZ A NAME??!

[nitroninja380]

OLOLIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ultimatechucknorris]

CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!

[TomboysRgirlz313]

Wow, I can still remember the day my brother showed this to me... Same day as The Badger Song and Magical Trevor. :D

[WahabLife]

Oliolio

[Ishmon16]

I honestly thought there was something wrong with my Brand new headphones.

[pittlenutz]

I remember watching this back in the day in job corps. In '03 It still makes me laugh

[infernuz1231]

i used to took an arrow in the knee, but then a crab took my eye.

[HYPNOGLANCE87]

lmao XD lets do this motherfucker....crab battle fuck me crab battle lmao XD

[malestorm95]

OLIOO

[korinstower202]

i use to have crab battles, but then took an arrow to the knee

[Bamsaurus]

AJDNADOKRNSFNBHFJOPLWRNMDEWQNS­DJFWESOME!!!!!!

[SoulEdgeNinja]

OLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JokesYouOn]

so this is how snake lost his eye pretty epic

[Glorfindle69]

lmao, seen this YEAAAAAARSSSSSSS ago, and tis still funny and i STILL qoute it

specially in skyrim wit the mudcrabs

[BenOz22]

shouldve included the characteristic Game Over screen/noise with the girl saying something along the lines, "SNAKE? Ah forget it."

[Shikamaru1801]

this video changed my life xD

[sourcemodscripter]

240P makes both ears hear sound :D

[demoniccheesepuff]

@sourcemodscripter look at the second top comment pal

[sourcemodscripter]

@demoniccheesepuff i said that like 2 days ago. Back then it wasn't on the top comments...

[iluvhotchicks101]

fuck



[iluvhotchicks101]

holy shit, this is fucking funny as hell

[300cygnus]

580 PEOPLE LOST A CRAB BATTLE

[burntoastvideos]

I came here after watching the video where David Hayter actually said, "Crab battle." Then he went on to say, "Oh my god hotness I wanna bang you!"

[F3arWolf]

Lol I always shoot them...

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

CRAB BATTLE!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

[tacocat318]

Gah lets do thos motherfucker

[Albhinoproductions]

OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOO!!!! XD

[TehThreeMusketeers]

I haven't laughed so hard in my life.

[Koops2245]

Anyone else rush to thier communicator to set it to

141.69?

...

0LIOLIOOOOO

[HerrHeimataerde]

What's the version of the song at the end????

[liquidsnake23]

@HerrHeimataerde It's from Metal gear solid 3. You can hear it on subsistance intro. Or at least when its introducing MGO. :P

[MrWhat242]

i used to do a crab battle....intel i took a arrow to the knee :3..... Gode damn it stop saying oloiliolioliolooooooooo!!!!!1

[MrSparkyxy]

@DarthMeg wow your right :D

[jsteffey88]

"What the hell is going on?"

"CRAB BATTLE!!"

XD That never gets old

[ABlackGuyTalksAbout]

Never gets old.

[MGSUltimateSnake]

ONE of the Most epic fight in MGS

[Zero0050]

2:43 - Derp

[DanEllisRacing35]

CRAB BATTLE!

[MisterDefault]

olioliooooooo!

[MrHAZZA821]

Olioliooooo

[DarthMeg]

Hint - Playing in 240p makes both sides of your headphones play. Dont worry, its just as epic.

~~~Youtube PSA~~~

[nathanboughton18]

@DarthMeg thanks

[DarthRoy1292]

@DarthMeg oh hai there Darth sister! :D

[augamon]

that was more epic than the metal gear Rex battle

[xmewtwox]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEE

[nightmuffin937]

HAHAHA This reminds me of the killer Bunny from Monty Python.

[MindBlanked]

why is it playing only in my right ear x.x

[dreakheart]

but when she said * stab it *

it sounds so cheesy

[dreakheart]

para~medic my left ear died wtf?!

[bigstuff1023]

fail

[justicefistman]

That was so dumb it hurts

[caspercool1001]

My left ear is jealous now...

[Orthropox14]

@caspercool1001 i thought my headphones were fucked up

[astroblaster56]

@caspercool1001 switch earphone or whatever... that would solve it :D

[Benzilla089]

olioliolioooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[SqullLeonHeart3]

That moment.. when you shout crab battle during a fight..

[elendless]

i think a mangrove crab destroyed my left speaker...

[Laerei]

Some kind of cave demon...

[MayerEO]

Ohhhh so that's how Snake lost his eye! Not from that gunshot or anything later on in the game :3

[HesitantEvil]

I banged this really slutty girl a couple of weeks ago and now I have my own Crab Battle to deal with....

[gloryin]

570 people have never fought a Kenyan Mangrove Crab...

[PredAleinRex]

12,689 people defeated the cave demon

[AlexTheZebra]

Why nobody made parody of this in skyrim?

[ChryI]

@AlexTheZebra It's what I shout when fighting Mudcrabs. CRAB BATTLE!!!

[Daygoification]

What the Hell is going on ??? CRAB BATTLE !!!!! xDDDDDD

[666impendingdoom]

bah CRAB BATTLE!



[Ooorahness]

Genious, Pure comical genious haha.

[CannibalCorpseAndSEX]

awesome! funny as hell

[hvygear1]

lolmyfuckinggod dude funniest shit ive seen in like forever XDXD

[nandotime3000]

Para-Medic sounds so cute in this video.

[sweetnublets]

570 people didnt see the crab and didnt call paramedic

[Hazzardevil]

Snake, as genre savvy as always, ever knowing everything about other game series, yet nothing about his own.

[Dragonmaster146]

Lol.

[weredeath]

So this is why Big Boss has the eye Patch!

[nelrynt]

see now if it was Solis Snake that crab woulb be screwed

[SerialTouchist]

2:20 CRAB BATTLE!

[LoganBlanchard]

Thumbs up if you're still watching this in 2011. :D

[91DanDan07]

OMG This is so awesome. XD

"Crab battle!!!"

[RedDeadAssassin55]

This is the the shit this is the funnest mgs video I've seen beside day of a sniper 2 thumbs up

[dotsydude]

CRAB BATTLE

[gooman989898]

@dotsydude arhgg.... crab battle!..

[dotsydude]

@gooman989898 ahahah its so stupid its funny

[elidodog]

How is this funny?

[biohazird5]

My left ear is lonely :(

[00Kale]

my..right..ear...

[SuperLm07]

lmfao at the random dude XD

[seonking21]

Snake mostly did all that damage to himself the crab just attacked his eye

[seonking21]

BROKE MAH KNIFE

[BPiehl5587]

Hah, still love this video

[KITT171]

Para-Medic should have told Snake to attack its weak point for massive damage, otherwise he wouldn't have to pay $599 to buy a new knife...

[jAX0202]

Was totally on this kick before YouTube was a thing.

[spiderpiggisdabest]

I love snake but that's just sad bro common snake just shoot It lol

[OcelotDAD]

5 years later... this is still funny as fuck

[blaxploitation]

@OcelotDAD Literally, the thoughts from my head.

[TacoShellSB]

here because of SeaNanners at Machinima Live Stream!

[LowerCase231]

i got here by NANNERS!

[Hollcard]

livestream



[emmron76]

nanners

[TheBlackRiots]

Seananners mentioned you during the live stream, so I thought I should take a look :)

[videogamer310]

NANNERS

_________

[JrLipton]

Thumbs up if you came here from seananners live stream!

[Evolancer13]

Seananners brought me here

[70chaoswalking07]

NANNERS!!!!!!!!

[MrBurns1997]

like if seananners brung your here

[CooperLordOfAll]

machinima live stream sent me here

[avennR]

nanners?

[Matr1xninJa]

SEANANNERS

[SnuggleMachine]

machinima livestream

[soderholm13]

switch to 240p for working sound

[Robozarm]

My left ear is sad :<

[xx0scarxx]

only right speaker works :/

[namfamily2202]

what... the ending doesn't say SNAKE? SNAKE??? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?~!

[Voask]

You know whats cute? The crab got a food ration to restore stamina!

[Voask]

I heard a baby today that did OIIOOIILOOOIIIOOLOOOOOOL

I busted laughing i bet she saw me and o.O;

[Vegeta4874]

name of the end song????

[Zero2267]

The rat scene in Battlefield 3 reminded me of this video. I hope that the Metal Gear Solid series references this one day.

[Soyneil]

EPIC CRAB BATTLES OF HISTOOOORYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[M3aaaqHD]

audio panned to the right.. thanks for making me think my headsets are broken!

[rihardspaegle]

you motherfucker utorak.

[lmklawza]

Utorak, Oh god-.-

[iJordan1811]

@lmklawza OMFG I know you :D You're one of nty's subs right!? :P

[lmklawza]

@iJordan1811 I sure am!

[NogVlog]

@lmklawza ?

[williebruciestewie]

Made me lol when I was 14, made me lol when I was 19. Good job OP.

[Dynospazllantastic]

@williebruciestewie OMFG i'm 19 now and i looked this up again, soooo fucking funny XD the first time i watched it i was 14 too OwO

[MrJakethemegasnake]

I don't understand, it's funny as shit!! But how the hell has this got anything to do with the game??

[LobsterFeng]

For those that have played Battlefield 3's single player...RAT BATTLE!

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@LobsterFeng How strange, me and my friend just had the exact same concept in a conversation on Facebook...are you me?

[Xcalibur369]

OLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOO

[doraslayer3]

the only thing missing... Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

[BIGNIG2500]

LOL

"gets eye removed"

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaauuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! OH DEAR GOD!!!!!

funniest shit ever. i fuckin love this video!!!

[utupoe111]

God I remember this video from long before youtube existed. You kids must know your past.

[ChronoSamurai]

@utupoe111 Bullllllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiit

[genkiazn123]

It took me ages to get past that section of the game. Then I realised the crab just wanted one of Snake's cigarettes then he left me alone and I wennt on to save the world from nuclear threat :D

[xXwh0teverXx]

Sea Nanners :)

[thebeej1231]

LIVE STREAM NANNERS

[395toni]

seananners sent me =)

[Ooorahness]

haha that was funny as hell but that girl completely sucks at acting, good thing he made up for it.

[willkill2007]

564 people were killed by a crab

[RedCrescentDemon]

By far this is the greatest voice acting I've seen of Snake. Very impressive, Cris Mertens. Accurate as hell.

[uberrunescapefan]

how the hell can she see it?

[KyojiroInc]

"A knife is usless agains those massive claws! They could rip a tank apart!"

[Plippydippy]

CRAB BATTTLLLEEEE!!!!

[SoldierFortune23]

IT'S THE ENDANGERED SPY CRAB!

[evanmarogen]

He forgot to flip over the enemy crab and attack its weak spot for massive damage. Massive crab massive damage massive crab massive damage. I just got done watching the giant enemy crab remix.

[ribenawrath]

attack it's weak points for massive damage!!!!

[LiLV3XX08]

OLIIIIOLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOHH­HH!!!!!!

[SlawtererGames]

The crab was made in the fires of Mount Doom, only there can it be unmade.

[markuslmc30]

Shoulda used the special shampoo, Snake!

[DanFlexer]

i was the #7000 comment :B

[FaDiamondNg]

Try fighting it on Extreme..

Big Boss was rewarded that title because he saved the world from the terrible Crab Demon lol

[majinbuu1307]

After I saw this like 2 years ago I went to a movie theater and yelled out CRAB BATTLE in solid snakes voice when it got dark before the movie started when everyone was quiet.

[MegaGevehr]

@majinbuu1307 lmao, what did people do?

[majinbuu1307]

@MegaGevehr nobody really said anything I might have heard a few snickers but mostly people probably had no idea what i was talking about lol

[VorpalDerringer]

So that's how he lost his eye. In a CRAB BATTLE!

[typtyphus2]

music?

[typtyphus2]

musix?

[Thrizzle616]

Wadsworth Constant applies.

[BraDRoBBo]

Why is everything in my right ear?

[WookhieManJoe]

the guitar at the end whats the name ?

[rc4OOO]

ROFL! OLIOLIOOOOOOOOOO



[khyea91]

The crab is hell bent on taking revenge for you, FOX!

I can't... I am the one who ate her parents! I felt so guilty about doing it... I took it home and raised it as my pet. Everytime I got hungry, I thought about it! Tell it, Snake, tell it for me! I AM THE ONE WHO ATE IT'S PARENTS!!

[maddash24seven]

RRRRGGGCRABBATTLEGGGRGGRG!!

[hardydx6]

He shoulg have flipped it over to attact its weak point for massive damage

[sonicwere]

so funny!

[TailsClock]

I kept turning my volume up trying to work out why there was no sound. I'm the type of person that wears only one side of their headphones, and it seems I chose the wrong side for this. Seriously though why the stupid 1-sided sound? Also at 1:18 I hear random windows sounds. You recorded this awfully. You should also have posted a link to the decent quality flash file.

[Krucades]

what the hell is this crab battle all about? it doesnt make any sense

[SSBconfusesMe]

There are crabs found in caves in Oblivion. This is a warning.

[overlordKime]

@SSBconfusesMe Skyrim... it will be hard.

[SSBconfusesMe]

@overlordKime it better not break my battle axe.

[celark]

@SSBconfusesMe There is a cave somewhere in Cyrodil that has a giant crab. I shat myself when I saw it.

[bezia12]

@celark I saw it too :D and Somwhere Is also a Gigant Slaughterfish :D

[krisstopher07]

Should have attacked its weak point for massive damage Snake.

[Mindroach]

lol i didnt expect it to be funny at all XD

[phantom5058]

whats the name of the song?

[DemonstrativePronoun]

The crab battle lines still get me after all these years.

[Starfox4ever]

...Snake?

Snake?!

SNAAAAAAAKE!

...Well, this teaches us all a lesson. Fear the crabs.