Stanford University: Emily S.

[jfn1103]

future inner city hipster, obama supporter, welfare state supporter. Idiot

[6Vital6Remains6]

*fappity fappity*

[khijasmith]

great video thanks

[jessyjessy4]

interesting video and very informative

[mhall336]

nice legs, love them.

[ScorpiaX]

The smell of middle-aged men tempted by visuospatial coordinations of lumps of protein layers (ahem cough age 25-54)..

Lulz.

At least I'm 17..

[kiddwiffplugs]

She sounds like a drunk Paris Hilton.

[cokernator]

damn! those stemz are HOT!!! luv it.

[GhostOfBugsy]

Those long legs are made for much more than studying my sweet young thing!

[Hechicero0025]

woaaaa impresionante

[tninbredretard]

NICE LEGS!

WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?

[789piano]

@tninbredretard Perv...

[bobcrunch]

You would have learned more by waiting on tables.

[dean147100]

how the fuck did i get here!

[Civitatuccillo]

gotta video those sexy long legs!! think I will go to stanford and hook up with this sexy chick

[dduble07]

she has a sexy voice. I want to fuck her

[joeratti]

yea like totally, yea

[assman255]

like like like like like really? must have cheated ur way in

[SuperCheeseitman]

she sounds baked..

[xander7b]

last part when she said: "I haven't had a bad teacher yet".

For me it is: "I haven't had a GOOD teacher yet." :((

[wrathletik]

She loves Cal Bear dick.

[umutsilva]

i waited for her to spread those legs... for 5 minutes.

[TheSirensMuse]

@umutsilva

The video isn't even 2 minutes long xD

[23GrandMasterK]

They're building a resume to get a job, Emily... (or maybe for graduate school, but probably to get a job.)

[jewie27]

Dang look at those

[swatus]

Her parents must be alumni or rich. NO doubt !

[GaranceHamon]

bad voice !!

[whothebitchnowsucka]

this bitch took my spot and she doesn't know what she wants to do..... leave and do porn, because I will watch it, you don't deserve in being in such place

[CannibalTr0ll]

She's rich.

[GuitarKirillable]

like Rihana said: TO THE LEFT TO LEFT, COS I WANT TO SEE HERE Mhhhhh!

[TheMaRaSoHSniper]

@GuitarKirillable Beyonce?

[GuitarKirillable]

shes hot

[markfullos]

I'd like to see you on youjizz instead.

[sirvalet]

I would place camera a little bit more to the left.

[OneCoolDude08]

I didn't hear a damn thing she said, I was too busy drooling over her legs.

[thejanitorssuccess]

i wnt to apllpy at de stanford universty but i cnt spel or do da matn do i stll hav a chanec to get en

[godling2007]

This is the kind of people that get through what we know as "the most selective university" in the world? Porn-star wannabe, illiterate sounding and clueless about a career? I'll bet she must have impressed the admissions committee in more ways than one! and boy, am I glad I never tried to make it through to Stanford!

[intellectable]

OMFG! You don't know what you want to major in!

You are at Stanford a remarkable institution of higher education that can catapult your life into the highest of social stratifications and your cluelessly bouncing around waiting for you moment of self discovery. I hate English majors you can't imaging how much I detest highly educated people that won't raise the status quo of society a single inch. Emily S. I sincerely hope you prove me wrong.

[kyledavid80]

@intellectable don't jump down her throat. stanford doesn't want you to choose right away--they want you to explore. that's why you don't have to know your major going in, nor do you have to declare till the beginning of junior year. and you're an idiot if you think that english majors aren't contributing anything to society--english majors are pretty successful from stanford (doing everything from investment banking to consulting to research)

[owenhunt]

@kyledavid80 Stanford is America's foremost college for English Majors? I swear I have know that, as an English lad, since I was 10 years old or thereabouts... Am I mistaken?

[kyledavid80]

@owenhunt Stanford's normally ranked at the top in English, which surprises a lot of people because they think Stanford focuses on science/engineering, but it also kicks ass in the humanities (often ranked top 5 for arts/humanities in the world, I think)

[owenhunt]

@kyledavid80 As I thought. Much kudos for your help.

[785tt9gh]

@kyledavid80 funny you say that because this girl says the word "like" every 4 seconds. Not very academic in my opinion.

[TheMaRaSoHSniper]

@785tt9gh you don't spend much time with girls do you?

[785tt9gh]

@TheMaRaSoHSniper My point is that it is really outrageous that a University like Stanford can accept students like this who does not know what they want and do not know how to speak.

[TheMaRaSoHSniper]

@785tt9gh Well, not knowing what you're going to do doesn't affect your education or extracurriculars that would get you into a school like Stanford.

[785tt9gh]

@TheMaRaSoHSniper Ok.

[Tdog283]

@785tt9gh I know what you mean. I know a black girl with a 29 on her ACT, 3.7 weighted GPA, and no ECs.....she got in. I had a 32 ACT, am black (lol), 4.3 weighted gpa, 4th degree black belt, physics research, engineering research (invented a device that automatically cleans toilets - can remove stains that have built up for years, lmao, but srsly), and molecular biology research - rejected. I got into Columbia, Dartmouth, Uchicago, and NU....one's better(CU), but still no Stanford.

[KODIAKandSAPPORO]

@Tdog283

You didn't get in because you're a black male. Standford reserves their small percentage of acceptance letters for the black males that play sports; particularly, football, baseball or basketball. Athletics generate more money for the school than the "Present Value" of you as an undergrad that doesn't play sports and just attends classes. Also I don't believe you for a second when you say you have Molecular Biology experience, yet you're applying for an undergrad program.

[dayjun]

She's hooooooooooooooot

[bcosby5252]

Well...

[JarJar88forever]

There are people in this world who could do a lot of good with a stanford degree. I hope this lady is one of them.

[kharlos84]

MAMI

[Theblizzardking]

Whoa, play me some chicka-bow-wow music and this'll be the beginning of my grand porno.

[Andreano123]

Sorry I didnt pay attention to what you said :)

[eugdog106]

are women attracted to bodybuilders?

[tsarrite]

Can you hold the black dildo a little closer to your mouth please?

[00jimjones]

$1,000,000,000 bet she got in by fucking an admission counselor, but damn she is hot. way 2 go!

[TrombekB]

13600 in a year?

[mrrepeat]

Damn, nice legs!

[takeyourpillz]

legs open , gash out

[iZ0x]

this girl is a heavy academic, at least it seems that way.

[1700tt]

lol so yeah she prolly was a geek in highschool lolz

[Demonfireangel]

killer legs

[JusufJan]

Good angle, camera man you got it!

[Glop1298]

Great angle! Thank you!

[omgitsalexd]

You could tell she was kind of geeky in high school :O. would still tap though

[virtuous8]

nice thighs.

[soccerchikee]

lol whos the perv that chose this angle to shoot the vid from

[tcee001]

u r not a perv cos u noticed "the" angle?

[shoesfordancing]

who wouldn't choose this angle to shoot the video?

[ToListen]

@soccerchikee The person that knew you (and I) would click on this video because of the angle he chose!

[Skerdy]

@soccerchikee I really din't understand a shit of what she said: God those legs!!!

[derek0452]

she would be a great pornstar orange county isnt that far, if stanford fails.

[jaeshim1]

Thighs!!

[punxsutawneybarney]

Condi Rice--liar, torturer, war criminal--is a disgrace to Stanford University. Even if she can't be fired, she should be given an office in a toolshed and assigned to teach classes at 7 a.m.

See my video "Condi Lied Under Oath to the 9/11 Widows" to see her testify before the 9/11 Commission, claiming the "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US" memo did not warn of new attacks.

[aznboy131]

you sir are a racist

[punxsutawneybarney]

How so? Perjury and war crimes are wrong--that has nothing to do with race.

Those who try to claim that we must hold Condi to a lesser standard are the racists.

[aznboy131]

your statements are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a racist.

[punxsutawneybarney]

George W. Bush called it "the soft racism of diminished expectations."

So you think it's okay for people to murder and lie if they're black people? Why? 'Cause they don't know any better?

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[tueuz]

damn hot legs

[mrgatorland]

she's a hippie whooo hooo, smoke it child, lol.

[TJis16]

She is awsome!

Here here on the arts front and just yeh-go you!

[8684744]

Are they all as laid back as she is.