Drunk cat

[FenolNTLNSoldier]

Fucking hangover : D

[teddybearluver2]

KITTEHN!!

[AgentX7Y]

when a dog does something amazing, people shrug it off, because dogs always do amazing stuff, when a cat actaully does something, WE MUST YOUTUBE THIS QUICKLY!

[ExtremeParadoxial]

its being repeated



[Rebecca97Black]

thumbsu up if you mute or you lower the sound

[bahasajawi]

@Rebecca97Black

hidup kesultanan melayu sulu darul islam

hidup bangsa jawi

hidup bahasa jawi

hidup tulisan jawi

takbir

[psy420shp]

@Rebecca97Black no i'm to lazy

[xXxneonblack4everxXx]

i was watching skirllex videos and some how i ended up here

[Ukrainezify]

another bored one...

[wishywashy7000]

Everybody the song is called drunk tonight

[littiemeg1443]

thats soooooooooooooooooo funny

[Applebee303]

I like the muusic

[thegrimreaper7890]

anyone else notice how it is just a clip being played over and over?

[MinecraftGeekish]

@thegrimreaper7890 i did



[Applebee303]

@thegrimreaper7890 Yep.

[Cakersman]

@thegrimreaper7890 It's not a clip, pay attention to everything else in the vid. It looks like a smooth filming to me....

My cats drink like this too.

[Magnosious]

@thegrimreaper7890 It's not looped, if it was, the camera's movement would loop too.

[ivkos]

If you look very close, you will see that the cat is actually drinking water.

[kant1066]

@ivkos Do you even have to look closely? You can see the water faucet in the video. Dumbest. Video. Ever.

[dsBLACKOUT]

@ivkos It's Russia. Their taps run vodka, not water.

[Zwodo]

@dsBLACKOUT

LMAO! :D

[dsBLACKOUT]

@Zwodo Well, it's true... Why else would it be so popular?

[AgentX7Y]

@dsBLACKOUT

I miss my country D:

america...is ok, I guess :/

[gainfulldeath02]

@dsBLACKOUT played cod black ops? your awnser is nikolai

[Vylka100]

good

[schizophrenie123456]

ohhh what a cutie

[Vylka100]

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[stewie20flakes]

Look at that tongue go

[LafneaR]

he looks so happy <3

[UltimatePlayer000001]

It's just water, and the music it's stupid.

God...damn, you suck...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Fuck off, dork.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite U MAD BISH? *trollface*

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You trolld me! :O Oh, dios mio, I can't live anymore.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Neat irony. But it's funny that you don't care, since you insist on repling me...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Bingo!

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite And you keep repling even though you "don't care". Now that's logic!

And I'm also good at being ironic, well look at that...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 > And I'm also good at being ironic

You're just a king of irony, asshole :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Yes, I AM a asshole. But you are childlish. Since you are STILL replying me even though you "don't care".

...I think it's actually pretty simple to understand this. I mean...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Well, I think you're right. You actually good at being ironic. That's because I slept with your mom. I'm your daddy! So, it's just my genes :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite @moscowhite You know, it's weird you say this, because your mom actually said you were going to troll me today.

No, really! On all fours on the couch. She said:

moscowhite's mom - "My boy is going to troll you tomorrow. But watch it, he's mestruating."

I mean, I believe she was talking to me, I wasn't the only one in the room.

And her mouth was full.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You've written a lot! Now be a good boy, go to the fridge and bring yer daddy good ol' 6-pack o'beer :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Only after you suck my cock like good little bitch, AND if you ask me nicely.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You're so gay. Any more fantasies you like to share? Please, don't stop, funny imbecile :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite That's not "asking nicely" neither is "giving me a blow job".

Try again =/

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001

me: Don't stop!

you idiot: woof-woof!

me: Good puppy!

Haha

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite ...is that reverse psychology to make me stop replying?

Ohhh man...you serious? hehehehe XD

If that's the case, all you have to do is nicely ask me to stop, sweetie.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 No, no! Don't stop! I command you, my slave! Write large replies, again an' again! :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Ok, sooo this is a list of some things that you should do just for the sake to make me stop bullying you, which I believe you will find it very reasonable:

- Dress yourself in a very girly way (You can you use one of your sister's clothing, I would not mind it at all)

- Suck my balls (I believe it has more impact than "suck my dick". Oh, and I mean SUCK. Licking doesn't count)

(cont.)

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You're sick pervert, it's pretty fun to explore your gay fantasies :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite "You're sick pervert, it's pretty fun to explore your gay fantasies :)"

...that means you're also gay.

Why you're so stupid? Is because you hit your head on the headboard while I fucked your ass?

Go figure...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You're funny little bugger dreamin' about gay sex :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Actually, I dream that my dick is being sucked by a vacuum cleaner, since you never wait for me to wake up to blow me every god damn morning...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 May I ask - how many butts you've fucked last week? And/or how many times your butt was fucked? :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite How many butts I fucked last week...

I wash my dick every time I have sex and take a shower. So you don't have to be scared of accidentally doing ass to mouth when you blow me in the morning. =/

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Oh yeah, I understand. Nobody wanna fuck your ass, what a shame. Thats because you're ugly - pimp-faced and fat, exactly like your mom :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite So says the attention whore that keeps replying me...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You know - in the Middle ages buggery was a crime! You must be mutherfucking thankful to god that you're living in present time, lucky assfucker! :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite "You know - in the Middle ages buggery was a crime! You must be mutherfucking thankful to god that you're living in present time, lucky assfucker! :))"

Ohhh, U MAD SIS? *EPIC TROLLFACE* =P

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Yeah, maybe I'll even accidentally piss in your face - that's how I'm "mad" :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite No, you seem more mad like: "I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

X'D

*problem?*

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Who said I wanna shut you fuck up? Go ahead, faggot, you made my last 3 days :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite "Who said I wanna shut you fuck up?"

Your pathetic ways of trying reverse psychology on me. Yeah, that turned out to be pretty obvious.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Yeah, and you're gay :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Then so are you.

Retard...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 "I'm not gay, you're gay" - said dumb bugger :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite I said that by your reasoning, if I'm gay so are you. Sorry, just realized now that you are way fucking retard to understand this simple logic.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Yeah, blah-blah-blah. Don't talk, just stop fucking butts, faggot :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite All I read was "blah-blah-blah I'm too retarded to understand your very simple logic".

Take the marijuana out of your ass and try again ;D

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You can't stop talking 'bout butts, sick muthafucka :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite It's hard not to talk about your ass when a stupid attention whore like you stick marijuana in it, to get high. Stuff like that draws attention.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You've lost in the illusional world of gay fantasies, where ANYTHING is "sticked in ass", pathetic bugger :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite ...why the fact that you have a pack of marijuana up your ass have anything to do with that bullcrap? What the fuck are you talking about, cat faggot?

The more you speak, more stupid you sound like. It's like your brain have a sphincter...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You're so angry, faggot :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite *yawn*

boring...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 That's because nobody fucked you in da ass this morning, I guess? :))

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite No, it's because you keep sounding more and more stupid. It's like you are just replying to try to reply last. Your not even trying...

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite And what's with this cat model picture? You're a cat freak, mothafuck?

It had to be a goddamn russian faggot...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Oh, no, it's an old chinese dragon, I took this picture at the antique shop. Any more dumb questions, bugger? :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite If that's a dragon, that's the most shitty feline dragon I ever saw.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 That's not surprising 'cause you saw mostly butts'n'dicks in your pathetic life, fag :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite ...what the fuck does dragon models have to do with dicks?

Unless YOU use them like dildos...although, not surprising coming from a crazyass russian faggot, now that I think about it...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 All you think about is gay sex :)

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Yeah, it's pretty funny to humilate faggots like you :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Humiliate me? Where would this imaginary audience laughing at my face be, retard? Did you shut marijuana up your ass to be THAT delusional?

WTF...

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 U MAD BISH? *trollface*

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite "U MAD BISH? *trollface*"

LOL

Copying my comments...really? XD

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 It's mem, dumb idiot :) You're like a pillow - anyone can kickin' you just for fun, hahaha :)

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 How many words! Just confess - you're weak, helpless moron. And also a bugger, as we know :)

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Don't worry, just kill yourself, assfucker :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite Why do that when I can torture you some more? *trollface*

hehehe

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite So...are you calm now, bish? =)

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You're so sticky, faggot - like a used toilet paper. I must confess - I'm not so politically correct, and I actually don't like to talk with ppl who prefer buttfuck, as you. So, as I told you before - fuck off. Please.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite And chinese can't make dragon models for shit.

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Lecken du mir Arsch, Schwuchtel :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite "Lecken du mir Arsch, Schwuchtel"

Because you want me to fuck you later, don't ya? Well, don't you feel stupid now, I already have lube right over here. Let's get it on...

*trollface*

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 Ahh, disguisting fag's fantasies again. How can you look in da mirror and don't puke all over it? :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite And also I don't think I'm so gay, since you look like a girl =/

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 You're definitely gay, no doubt :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

@moscowhite (cont.) And last but not least:

- While you do all that, you look at my face saying "Sorry daddy, I made a huge mistake when I thought that bitch about a simple trolling commentary like the emo bitch I am was a good idea"

AAAAAnd, that's about it. Nothing much. I'm a nice guy.

;D

[moscowhite]

@UltimatePlayer000001 BTW, it was really disguisting to fuck your mom. She's sooooooooo fat... :))

[Aksutka1]

Какая сюсюсичка, лапусюсичка, обожаю этого котэ!!!

[noob2321313131]

all of your comments just ruin the video moscowhite... damn hella embarassing. takes away the coolness from the video. like you are just desperate to reply to people so you say the first thing that comes to your underdeveloped mind. yuck.

[moscowhite]

@noob2321313131 Thank you for your priceless opinion, stick it up your ass, please.

[Neuro23456]

он от кайфа прикольно глаза жмурит

[NicknameLOCKED]

yammy yammy yammy

[buryedalive]

cant spell dominate without do-minion

[inkey2]

i tried to get my cat used to water because I wanted to give him a bath. I placed a plastic tub of water on the floor. He went up to it sniffed it, touched it with his paw.....and then started to lap up the water in a furious manor.....after two minutes of non stop drinking he paused.....looked up at me.....then.....vomited up all the water all over the kitchen floor. Needless to say....I gave up on that strategy

[moscowhite]

@inkey2 What a terrible story!

[inkey2]

@moscowhite i really want to give him a bath but before the tub of water on the floor incident I filled our big kitchen sink with warm water and tried to gently put him in it. He absolutely flipped out and launched himself out of my hands and hid under the bed. I may have to try a pet groomer but he is very frightened of strangers (he was a stray kitten when I found him and who knows what he went through)

[moscowhite]

@inkey2 Well, maybe you must stop tryin', huh? :) Let him be by his own. Not any cat likes water and stuff.

[ThePBass]

whoops I accidentally the whole misleading text

[XJackaroo]

Yep folks, now that is one drunk cat. That is not water flowing, it's actually vodka that tastes like water.

[moscowhite]

@XJackaroo Exactly! :)

[MsGera1994]

красивый кот... или кошка=)

А как песня называется?

[moscowhite]

@MsGera1994 Это кот :) Песня - "Drunk Tonight" группы Bloody Irish Boys со сборника "Irish Drinking Songs".

[MsGera1994]

@moscowhite Спасибо больсое)

[w1kd666]

How is this cat drunk? please explain you moron.

[moscowhite]

@w1kd666 Oh, fuck off, please.

[uching]

replace water with beer, then that cat will be drunk.

[MrCockSlut]

i liked the bit were the cat was drinking from a tap

[bennybensta0]

its funny but still not drunk smart one

[TheBlacksheep2020]

LoL

[moscowhite]

@MrTigergutt Eat shit.

[xADE96x]

It is NOT drunk., it is just drinking water.

[moscowhite]

@xADE96x Tnanx a lot, Captain Obvious.

[moscowhite]

@xADE96x Misspelling, of course. Any more dumb questions?

[ssppaarrkkeeyy]

@moscowhite lol :)

[m33lad]

@moscowhite Then if it so clear then u might wana look at ur title of the video again.

p.s my cat does that too. they love the fresh water

[Ivlili2009]

Да все коты любят свеженького попить из крана или фонтанчика.

[altar771]

он на меня похож с бодуна

[Irusia10]

кота не поят, приходится пить из под крана))

[vanya970]

прикольное видео ржач

[MrDimaLexx]

нормально так)

[magnum45831]

Сушняк не то слово)))