I Crush DoucheBags!!!

[GnarledStaff]

Did it really say roger rabbit?

[reptilian178]

I love the old phil ha.

[dsavage131]

the douchebag of the day reminds of a douchebag i saw after the joplin,mo tornado where my family went to the flea market in town AND SAW OUR FUCKING SHIT FOR SALE!

[nachtlampje11]

So old! xD

[spongyraptor]

one, its scientifically unhealthy. two..... i dont like to see that. haha

im still laughing

[coleisawesome532]

side bar hehehehehe 

[fudgemonkeybru]

But it is worth mentioning that some people have life threatening conditions that make them over weight and if the work out a lot there heart will shut down like my dad who was born missing a valve in his heart.... Some people can't help it.....

[GtaMan80]

510 people got CRUSHED

[TheRiffMaker99]

I clicked the sidebar like you said Phil, and I want to thank you. But how did you know I was into Indonesian girls?

[snuffypudge]

I can't see the douchebags of the day :(



[nickylane2295]

This is a whole lot better than reading some boring newspaper ad. Seriously, why do we read... to tire out our eyes!

[BizaroMustard100]

Wow Look how far you have come. I didn't realise how old this vid was till you said side bar but it made me think....Yeah, thought

[Joefest99]

We need to petition to get this douche banned from Youtube!

[BullsFanatic]

@Joefest99 Sounds like you found a little grassroots project for yourself. Let me know how it worksout....Cough cocksucker Cough... Btw like him or hate him every time you watch one of his videos he gets paid a little bit more so good luck with that :)

[MrB3AST100]

Can I still do the cellphone thing

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Guys..the episode is about three years old. He already does the show five times a week.

[bouncingskeleton]

kablukablukastan, that is so fucked up.

[StorminNorman1993]

to the QOTD, Yes but if u cant, give the ones u do every other day more info

[dragonnargle]

5 days a week? YES! i don't like how you went to only 3

[randomvideos4916]

pop goes the Nike sweatband!!!

[TheSickHumanBeing]

He said sidebar :(

I miss the sidebar....

[drhoodie]

xD there is no side bar, silly phill

[Togerax]

@drhoodie this was 2 years ago, silly drhoodie xD

[drhoodie]

@Togerax silly Togerax (kinda just felt like saying it)

[13mafiagirl]

@gaarakilled22

why? why would you say that?

[seankenny08]

@gaarakilled22 Troll harder.

[cavegoat13]

Get out of my YouTubes.

[genegene22]

phil rocks the socks off my neighbors lawn gnomes

[MoominAlanna]

you were so young :L

[TotalyNotAmerican]

magic will be real AGAIN?

[bobtheperson084]

July 2nd is my Bday!

[zwap12]

cool he had the monkey here to

[Angusliketheburger]

Old school fan as i am this vid reminds me of the good old days

[cavegoat13]

You would have to crush yourself, to make this video fact.

[charns08]

kinda missed this intro

[ShamefulSammy]

i swear that monkey winked at me at 0:05 - 0:07

[ShakeNBake227]

@ShamefulSammy It's okay, that's a normal reaction to drugs ;D

[JacksonDivilBiss]

rodger rabbit...

i love that movie!

[CTHxUHBG]

2008 holy crap haha this crap is awsome

[friskydeadman]

"Magic will be real again!"

[pkbreeze08]

Philidelphia!!!!

[MrCheesebear]

I like the fact that people use heavy drugs so we get left with more jobs to choose from.

[lifel0ck]

I miss this intro.

[rippter1996]

QOTD: No, because then the eps wont be as good and i wont watch them all

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

"if we consume a lot..magic will be real again.." XD hahaha i love you man.

[CaptainMorgan896]

I can't believe I used to watch your show. You are exponentially better today!! 

[JudgementalJosh]

omg it just clicked tht ur name is Phil :D

[mnmmoose14]

old skool phil

[RandomlyRantful]

2008. lol

[kirielvids]

that sxephil shirt is so badass. u should bring back that design i love it.

[thisshortkid]

Lmaoo would texting that number still work?

[MGuniverse]

LOL

[MrLittlebigone]

wow old vid is old XD

[DavidBurnward]

yes

five

five

five

five

six

you said six right?

make it seven

:D

[ZacharyHere]

love the new intro

[IRideBike00000000000]

THANKS 101.COM

[midnoon35]

I'd like your links to work.

[DavidakaChronic]

Wait....sweat headband? Soooooo douchey, lol

[Olpo456]

I love you.

[rockinfaceplant0000]

can you please send me a shirt there is pretty much nothing that you would dare to ask me to do that i wouldnt do please i didnt know u had shirts but i almost feel like i need one

[DrGonzo39]

Lol the face in the thumbnail is f*cking epic.

[jdefuria24]

i love how phil is now saying that fat people can lose weight so easy...now hes trying to lose 65 pounds and hes like "its impossible i'm taking 2 weks off" oohh phillyd, you are awesome

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@jdefuria24 he's trying to get healthy AND lose weight. And he's talking more about overweight peoples, but yes its kinda funnny XD. Philly D FOREVA O:

[Haydenizer]

yea im last so far

[pizza928]

lol i have chrono trigger for DS

[1g2g3generation]

wow....i just checked out this video again. this was the first Phillyd video i ever saw...epic

[toxicfairy71]

ha ha ha omg that work out pic was the bomb :)

[ijjisfME]

2:23 random headband incoming!

[MegaShiny]

I just realised, he says June 2nd when the video was uploaded on July 2nd.

[69iambecomedeath89]

thats gay you deleted the douchebags posts, like its in the vid man do something

[xXKewl25Xx]

did anyone go on 1 on 1 .com ? ;o

[SC93RFC1873]

kablookablookastan!!!!!

[PersEus803]

b0000000000000ring......

[mayosa666]

a nerd, but a cute nerd ^^

[Riot0in0the0streets]

When was magic real in the first place¿

[sibzjabroni]

blabby blabby im a face with fast lips pro vlogger style

[whatwere333]

Biggest "DoucheBag" I've ever seen.

[jessbecuzyouluvme]

make it 7 times a week!

[ThatSubscribingGuy]

Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world! Especially world war III.

[ManniMann1986]

quotd: yes

[XfStef]

fat ppl are pathetic.....

[thewhulk]

i think sxephil is more entertaining because he makes news sound interesting.

[RaiderJake26]

@thewhulk That is a good point

[30wolverinexx]

The yeah at the end makes my day

[quevendes86]

"my bag is the bomb....oh no i should tell the poice" LMAO

[gunnlover]

you have a signature news voice man.

[davorunner]

yeah =3 is awesome. so awesome that it doesnt need random youtube users posting reference to it everywhere. its good enough to be popular on its own merits. same with sxephil here with his humourous and creative way of presenting the news and stuff

[tolowa541]

this guy is lame jus stop fuckin fuckin already. kaseem g is the shit

[Kegget]

What a nerddd.

[X831HUSTLER]

LOL America is number 1!!! BITCH!!!

[Trollotron]

good, now I'm not just high as hell to the point of total incoherence.... but I'm also fed...

[sorandomcomedy1]

QOTD: yes yes yes

[JLSsux]

Can't compare marijuana to cocaine though..

[lukewuzhere]

phil do u smoke pot beacuse ur eyes really red in some vids

[Trollotron]

I think he is too much of a pussy to smoke pot, he has those eyes because he is jealous of ShayFatty so he cries all the time :)

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

@Trollotron to contradict your comment since when do you need to be hardcore to smoke weed? lol everyone smoked weed :o

[Trollotron]

@UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE since you have can't spell people and you have a fake and gay emo hairdo

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

"since you have cant spell" really? did you just say that? your face is fake and gay.

**feeds troll**

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE

Why have all these =3 refrences been popping up everywhere lately?

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

because =3 is n awesome show, i give props to ray for becoming so big so quick.... thats what she said

[pinkdragon1990]

i un-subscribed to this idiot , he chats alot of shit now.

[Renorack]

@pinkdragon1990

Im guessing your republican?

[pinkdragon1990]

im guessing your a faggot. Works both ways.

[Renorack]

I didn't mean it in an insulting way. But since we're on the topic, im sure your mom would say otherwise.

[pinkdragon1990]

The 10th annual blowjob contest is tommorow , i ask that you stay home tommorow so this time a girl can win. Thanks champ!

On this topic: my mom would say otherwise , she would say your a down syndrome deprived child who is un-employed and who has a low self esteem. Yeh basically i dont care if your insulting me or not , dont direct comments at me and i wont at you. You started it i'll sure end it , i dont really give care.

Good luck rebuilding.

[Renorack]

That was pathetic. Someone with above average intelligence would have admitted to being a dickhead and ended it. But you've just got to keep going don't you? It's truly amazing you were able to get through life without getting pulverised by everyone you knew, in fact; Im sure you did. My iq is 137 so claiming i have down syndrome is both uneducated and ironic. No, I don't have a job, im 14. But i do make professional websites that sell for around $500 a pop. So really, stop being a fag and stfu.

[pinkdragon1990]

Dont tell me your life story lol , your 14 , E- Thugging up to a 19 year old boxer. Listen i dont care about your I.Q your a down syndrome child , an insecure child like yourself will keep responding to my comments because you cant accept that you have been defeated as you resort so low to mom jokes , you said u sell websites for $500 well why dont you take it and ram it up your fucking ass. I'll never stop as you started it , this means war i'll keep posting and posting.

Good Luck rebuilding.

[Renorack]

You allways seem to end your 'rants' with "good luck rebuilding." Like somehow you think you won.

Hey, this is a verbal argument so don't even attempt to threaten / intimidate me. I felt that the 'your mom' joke was suitable for the occasion, seeming as you were being a prick. You claim i began this. but i asked a simple non insulting question and you retort with aggression. And you say im insecure?

[pinkdragon1990]

Your totally missing the point , and also yes i am winning because your coming out with shit responses. This is not a verbal arguement either mr I.Q 137 its a written one get the facts right. Also the fact that "the mom" jokes was suitable for the occasion really shows how shallow you are as you like to break apples with your head l0l , and you asking me a non insulting question ? dude fuck off lol 14 year old e- thug like i give a fuck what you say.

Good luck rebuilding.

[Renorack]

How is attempting something out of the ordinary shallow? Yep, i have 137 iq, but i also have severe insomnia. Im sure you wouldn't be able to walk with 2 hours of sleep a night for 2 years let alone make a constructive argument. Again, why the hell do you insist on ending each comment with Good luck rebuilding? It makes you sound like an arrogant prick (though im sure you are).

So you honestly start fights over miniscule topics such as being asked a simple question? Thats pathetic really it is

[pinkdragon1990]

i dont care if you got insomnia or your a paralyzed fuck , i dont have no interest in your life or death and i dont see why you should give a fuck if i would'nt be able to walk for 2 hours of sleep a night for 2 years i mean your going off topic so badly but thats your IQ its 137 cough. It seems that my "good luck rebuilding bothers you" im not arrogant im confident.

Also this is not a fight its an arguement fighting is when you use fists idiot lol. Give up before u walk.

Good luck rebuilding

[Renorack]

I move from one topic to another with not much thought, thats my problem.

one Definition of fight: an intense verbal dispute; "a violent fight over the bill is expected in the Senate"

Arrogance is commonly mistaken for confidence.

arrogance - overbearing pride evidenced by a superior manner toward inferiors

Physically i am inferior, we need not discuss that. But by this definition you are arrogant.

And you still haven't answered my question/s.

[switchbladeattitude]

@Renorack **Win.

[Renorack]

@switchbladeattitude :)

[1thatdork]

@pinkdragon1990 *i'm *you're

[ToolFreak14]

LMFAO. Cablooka-blookas stan. xDD

[Shr00mscross]

I love the movie WALL-E.

<333333 =DDD.

[34bullets]

QOTD.. Yes, Yes you should.

[Tomtenisse12]

tard

[h3ct0rgp]

-.- im tired of all these racist bastards on youtube

[eddy9991]

Sadly enough I agree w/596whatever because while some may call it racist to only be attacking a single ethniscity, it is still stating a vaiable fact which needs to be changed

[5959512]

were #1 in the consumtion of drugs because during slavery we bread stupidity and strength into africans. The africans being stupid an not considering long term consequences then sell/ take drugs in order forget about the ten kids they have while collecting welfare . - we wanted superslaves. now we spend millions locking them up, not so cheap labor now is it. i know I sound like a racist asshole but lets take a serious look at who consuming the drugs, commiting murders,collecting the most welfare

[catyisyourstepmom]

the white man is

[TheAnimefan112]

you do realize your like the god of ignorance right now right?

seriously, there is no logic in what you typed, and it sounds like a retarted fetus that's on the crack that is being sold by YOUR country, and why say "were #1" and then talka bout africans? you do realize that african's arent american right?

you don't....because your a retard...conratulations, i bet your mother feels like crap for giving birth to you, seeing how stupid you are.

[machineages]

Man you really talk too fast and too much ...

[nicholasandre]

YEAHEYAEH

[fixingtheproblem]

this vid made me lol

[Zapping1888]

QOTD: YES you better make a vid 5 days a week!!!!!

[3diot]

@Zapping1888

>.> This was from 2 years ago....

[psyoptech]

Haven't seen this one b4 but Like it too...

[Cycon91]

QOTD: YES!

[CLove093]

YEAH WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

[joshuavalenzuela71]

@CLove093 i personaly saw to that 

[wearecabbages]

is this theme song from indymogul?

[1901jn]

yessss make more videos!

[69komkommer69]

dude , i miss the old interesting shows about politics and shit ,

no offense but todays shows are crap ,,

i mis sponser of the day, douche bag of the day , and the jokes you make are not so funny as they where ,, stil love your shows but , i just think that you don't make as good shows anymore because your famous now and don't have to realy make an effort to get al the vieuws . but anywhays sorry for my bad english i'm from europe

[kaytonutube]

ur awesome thats all!!

[rosydonut]

Lol Phil....I love Shaycarl but I think he would be the first to admit that he is a tad overweight..

Was'bt he pissed off about this video?

[madden101999]

QOTD: yes mam i meant sir

[smallells]

I like how you just screwed over your own sponser......well done! :D

[addictionboy]

A show five days a week would be flippin' awesome!!! I just said flippin'... Crap...

[Disconn3ction]

a show 5 times a week, pls! :(

[KatherineDianeLine]

haha your my favorite!

[lzygoalmstr3]

u would think it would be jamaica but i guess it isnt illegal there so it wouldnt be abuse...

[l8r2]

lol @ :22

[thatguru877]

Phill you make me hard

[XplosivGirl]

QOTD: of course!

[geometrololi]

you are awesome phil

[kudos57]

he says june 2nd side bar says july 2nd i kno i kno im just so damn observent

[fightstar62]

Lol yeh. i dont get that :S

[mosportkarting6]

monkey...

[jjwheeler2222]

omg philly this video is so old dude u dont have ur intro all cool lol

[Kouterry]

FUCKIN EH! I love chrono Trigger I beat that for super/still have it. Also beat it a few years back. Phil, you are a cool dude.

[Miguel72Hernandez]

2 times a day =], 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month... Ok that last one just doesn't make sense somehow.... 12 months a year? -man this is getting awkward-. Point being, you have great shows make as many as you can xD

[sockpuppetninja]

QOTD: HOLY MONKEY VAGINA IN AN ELEPHANTS STOMACHE WITH HIS BALLS ON FIRE YES...... wait, what?

[colenbrak]

you are a douchebag

[zenadede23]

He's Kinda Cute :3

[daydaygets]

I thought Columbia is #1 in cocaine because since they make it there they probably use it

[JPjamesprice]

QOTD: NO, 7 days a week please, i get un-philled on the weekend

[JohnnyB2K]

QOTD: YEZ PLEASE

[shibbEer]

qotd: yes absolutely, i have been looking for something like this online, didnt spend alot of time, but ive been so dissapointed by some people who just have no talent. you have such talent dont stop, but 5 times a week? isnt that a bit much for you?? u should do it like sitcoms, they film alot and then they chill out and do it on a more lax schedule, you shuold do that so you dont end up dissapearing

[hailvishnu]

Crono trigger totally rocks!

[snobund]

qotd: hellzz ya

[TheCocaColaCan]

I really didn't see the horrors of Wally until I read about it from my fellow republicans.

I'll be sure to look for subliminal messaging in future cartoons. I hear shrek promotes Nazi agendas.

- Coke

(Sarcasm aside, I am a diehard right wing Republican)

[ninjamonky7]

ive walked on water on teh moon  :)

[tailgates]

DAMN How many videos do you got i've watched at least 20 of em !!! xD most of them awesome

[cricketrox4ever]

....i live in kansas city. that guy was my uncle...

[sharma19143]

R U SERIOUS?...

[sharma19143]

wait what do u mean "Was"?

[cricketrox4ever]

well he still is

[gonz4diegoa2]

really? we use more than amsterdam?

[Acrimonator]

Dutch people don't smoke that much... Strange uh, but real... Most of people that you see in coffeshop are europeans who come to taste so varieties... :D

[M217VINCE6SIC6]

Anyone who talks trash on YouTube is a Pussy a tool and weak

[sharma19143]

ur talking trash.. "Is a Pussy, a tool, and weak. so that's what u r? u fucking five year old

[ByakugunDorkyFilms]

is he copying off off fluffeetalks or is fluffee copying off of him?

[Erric7777]

I think he's copying off FLuffy. FLuffy's videos go back further than Phils. But they both kinda got their own styles. FLuffy is a lot better though.