Jordan Rudess Diary - JP's epic fail

[SrStanlley]

AWWW FUCK! uheuaheuahuheauheauheuaheuah

[Guitar6251]

do you want fries with that!

[OutlawStarkiller]

@Metalunited101 Look at the amount of likes you have.

[MitchellBeazley]

''..............aw fuck'''....''

[goodygoody23]

Not that any of us actually understood what they were talking about...

[borismarkov023]

@goodygoody23 some of us did understand what they are talking about ;)

[gnryeah]

@goodygoody23 Probably to do with time signatures on complicated riffs.

[VerdiKtagrad]

@goodygoody23 the numbers represent different riffs or sections they are playing so they can remember the form.

[vaxkors95]

:OOOOO

[MALSTRUMX]

i remember that day i think the equilibrium shift that caused john petrucci a mind lapse also caused those tsunami waves in japan

[mateszabolcs]

They may have spent a half a day in the studio by then. 

[thefr00bstv]

Portnoy: So I ordered a double one,a double four, a single one a single four and then a single one

[SebaChannel]

with doble one....

ah fuck

[MIND4eva]

I want Pizza !

[gnrcr]

YOU are John Petrucci's epic fail. Yeah, you, behind the screen.

[petrucciator]

@jesusgnr12 LMAO someone should get this same video and after John says "oh fuck" cut right away to a scene of the world exploding with a huge mushroom cloud!!!! Lol

[AspiringRocker729]

Anyone that's ever tried to write in weird time signatures can relate to this XD My band and I wrote a piece that came out to a 6/4, broken down into a 5/8 and a 7/8 which I played on the kick, but with the right hand playing steady eighths and short groups of sixteenths. Until I figured out the meter, it sounded pretty much like this (Except inherently less impressive, given that they're DT).

[fandanguero100]

akakkjaj

[tappman85]

Who is the goy with the guitar and that has he done with Petrucci XDDDDD

[MrUurgghh]

LOL !

[TheTwinkyWonder]

And this mistake created the human being

[nikolas99t]

imagine lars ulrich saying this to kirk hammet

[nikovan]

@nikolas99t

If it was possible that Lars knew all that it'd go like:

Lars: you got that?

Kirk: ehm... no?

Lars: well, who gives a damn. it's not like we care about our fans or music anymore. I mean, listen to Lulu.

Kirk: Spot on, dude!

James: BATTEREH!

[Gerar2891]

ohhh fuck jajajajajaja megawin and fail from petrucci

[blackvein511]

I,ll have a double 1, 2 4s,and a single 1 :)

girl at McDonald: ...what...?

[MrElias090295]

Dream Theater orders burgers each 10 minutes ;)

[mutantkeyboard]

@MrElias090295 judging by Petrucci's look now that fact isn't far away from the truth xD

[warlockjt1]

XD

[deeaxident]

jp says fuck and the video stopped

[Cybraxas]

Thats what he sometimes looks like. I saw him in this condition twice already and it made me scary^^

[BenjaGrass]

jajajaja

[RobertWeekes]

time signature hell !!!

[DreamTheaterisGod1]

mind=blown

[imky03]

this will not happen if he dive into his "stream of consciousness" later that part..

[xXCortmasterXx]

loooooooolll

[jesusgnr12]

somewhere in the universe, a planet exploded because of that moment of doubt

[distortedparadise]

@jesusgnr12 ROFL

[Rockyroopam]

pause at 0:25 for the funniest petrucci face ever

[jikarpert]

if you press 1 and 4 he will say steve moore

[BlackenedThunder]

@jikarpert

Actually, Steven Moore :D

[jikarpert]

@BlackenedThunder yeah yeah XD

[jikarpert]

if you press 1and 4

[MrSvjoe]

oh, fuck!! hahahahahahahahaha lol

[Junnage]

Petrucci, you don't fool us when you pretend to be human.

[hejeval777]

@Junnage LOL

[Masterrese]

He was just lost in thought, recalling his petruccness

[diogorenato]

yeah, he is human... phew

[GianfrixMG]

"Oh, fuck" LMAO!

[ctabta]

fuck petrucci is human ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[szaigoon]

Mike: "a doubled 1 a doubled 4 a single 1a single 4 and then a single 1 - that's what we did 10 mins ago!?"

John: "No that was totally different. Yeah the one we did 10 minutes ago was: a doubled 1 ( in mind: a doubled 4  a single 1 a single 4 and a single 1) - ah Fuck"

Truely epic^^ - Thanks Mister Rudess

[senna01]

@szaigoon Yes, we can hear what they say.

[VegetaSasuke89]

John went to the gym only to play tough to Adam02 who was making fun of him!Want happened to Adam02 none knows!

[MegaMrDT]

About a thousand people died after the words "Oh Fuck" left John Petrucci's mouth.

[UnderTheTunk]

this is hardly an "epic" failure

more like an average, mundane, every-day failure

[virtuex10]

@UnderTheTunk its epic fail, cause its John Petrucci.... The guitar god.

[HDVideosOnly]

gods

[Jonnibow666]

Me and a friend are writing a very Dream Theater-influenced instrumental to record as a school project this autumn, and this is pretty much what our writing-sessions usually sound like :D

[kaotikaguitarist]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[KornSOAD]

3 people missed the like button.

[ralooks]

HAHAHA lol... so funny ^.^

[666deceased666]

haha I heard 1 day for God is a thousand year, then ten minutes for Petrucci must also be a micro second? OHHH. That explains why they have a 34 day-23.8 hour song in Systematic Chaos.

[Metalunited101]

Sounds like they were ordering a meal! LOL!

[javisambora]

@Metalunited101 petrucci would say:

three number 2,three number 1,a hugue number 6........

HAHAHA

he's becoming huge

[dimeowns100]

@javisambora at least it's muslce haha

[javisambora]

@dimeowns100 I'm a great fan of john but his weight is product of three factors

TONS OF CARBS,SOME BODY BOULDING AND TOO MUCH STEROIDS :s haha

maybe he'll leave this or our favorite shredder will have medical diseases :(

;)

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

@javisambora Isnt steroid...In the CIM dvd MP shows that John has a giant Protein Shake container

[JoolsGuitar]

@javisambora isn't that what smoke from GTA orders... a number 9?

[javisambora]

@JoolsGuitar or something so hahaha , well apreciation

[KevinFuxurMOM1993]

@Metalunited101 lmao your right !!!

[RazrHack]

@Metalunited101 I would like your comment, but it's at exactly 500 likes, sooo....

[gnrcr]

@Metalunited101 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[nadim30000]

what are they talking about?

[ironwolg]

@nadim30000 riffs i think, they assign riffs numbers or names and then they talk about how many times they're going to do it and which riff goes where. with all the numbers it can be very difficult to keep up with. but yeah, they're talking about arranging i think. that or they really were ordering food

[kazetehskylord]

No, the one we did ten minutes ago was a double one...

...

...

Ah, fuck.

[missghotica]

lmao

[primussucks2887]

lmao JP=<3

[Stevemcsteve]

"Ah fuck....."

haha.

[Korbandallas]

"Awe Fuck", Lol.

[Lewlable]

a double one.... AH FUCK

[undertaker3134]

Lol anyone figure out what song they were talking about was?

IMO prob Nightmare to Remember

[undertaker3134]

Well no it was done in 2008 so it was during the production of Black Clouds and Silver Linings lol

[DarthChen731]

His beard is too big and his hair too long and straight for it to be SC. It's gotta be BC&SL.

[Padreblan]

@DarthChen731

Yes, it's bc&sl

[LHondrums]

epic fail come on...this is not epic. it's a small fail ^^

[paiste182]

its a funny fail though

[MANUinROCK]

hahaha

[StreamOfMetal]

So much steroids will erase your memory hahahaha

[MartinTyrrell]

Damn, Petrucci is getting tonk!

[Rickles]

Hahaha

[metalund]

hey guys how come he sounds different from his instructional videos?

[fudgecool]

you probably were watching a piss take instructional vid!

[sandiS93]

half notes and hole notes on his toms i think:D

[CharvelDude94]

Just goes to show that even God can make mistakes sometimes...

[tehpwnerer2]

lol petrucci is feeling extra tight right about now

[tankwfw]

....ah fuck

[charlesneedham]

What are they talking about here? Half ones? Double ones? Sounds like they're talking about sections but I don't understand.

[olliemedsy]

i think they might mean something like, riff 1, the riff 2, etc

[Kaoskadosk]

Well, they make segments. These segments are then numbered, 1, 2, 3 etc. Same goes for petruccis riffs. So he's playing the segments 4, 4, 1, 4, 1.

[Unrealtheblackeagle]

hahahahaha damn i love this video its so strange to watch " john Petrucci " doing a mistake

[rpetersdrummerboy]

Haha there is so much sarcasm and frustration in Mikes voice when he says "it is??"

[EAaltv]

a double one.......... ahh fuck

[snowboardingfreak94]

I think you mean Beartrucci

[bballg4life923]

Dude I think he's evolved out of the bear. He's turning into something that will have its own name soon and we will all cower before his feet lol.

[Stixxbowers]

Hahaha

[slipmyname]

this had rollinnnn. jp is god

[RoGuExXxAsSaSiN]

Petrucci is absentminded

[LotemKW]

hahahahaha. jp is awesome, but mike portnoy is more enthusiastic

[Luiginoy]

mike portnoy spoke about The Count Of Tuscany

[OverTensionTV]

I tough Petrucci was a god....he's still a god less one.....LOL i think i'm gonna say fuck all time because of that! =)

[66Titan66]

lmao

[bladzerok]

LOL

[7SethMurrant7]

ahh fuck

[Lucas3007]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[6whitewolf2112]

Priceless... this JR footage has got to get onto the next Dream Theater DVD!!!

[fingerboy18]

No the one we did 10 minutes ago was. A double 1..

Oh fuck.

[Nylock86]

LOL

[28monkeyking28]

LOL ... i never heard petrucci swear before = O. loll

[braydon06]

Hahahaha I love those boys

[triphendrix]

haha I've been there before. Nothing like a good ol' jam and then you totally forget what the fuck you were thinking or playing.

[varanda]

That warranted a chuckle.

[V01DKeng07]

ROFL

[octavarium008]

this was like the second time i heard petrucci say the word "fuck". loll

[shadowguardianlouie]

the first time was in their 5 years in a livetime dvd right? or there is another one he said that word?

[TheHorrorInside]

chaos in progress he says : I dont fight for you, you fucking dick !

[organmies]

well, Jesus is a human, too...

[Fettus999]

Oh... Fuck...

[HarlequinForest23]

JP seems stoned...:D

[ArcaneLifeforce666]

all hail the green

[NonEternal]

LOL

[Cobalto85]

a.... fuck! XDDD

[MyNameIsMisery]

You guys, many people have said John Petrucci has a tremendous musical memory (Jordan Rudess being one of 'em; and we all know just how good Jordan is) - I've seen and heard that in numerous interviews.

Now, JP has done so much to prove this, hasn't he? On the other hand, the fact that he realized his own mistake also shows how little of a mistake he had made.

He is, after all, a human being... (superior in his specialty than most of us, though) ;-)

[RexVonDemon]

Yes, he may just be human

[Iownall794]

he generally has an amazing memory lol.

[KSiM]

Epic

[tpcardoso]

lol that was sweet

[Jonnibow666]

"A double one... oh, fuck!"

[ibanezbloke]

Never actually heard petrucci swear before...

[RexVonDemon]

I think he's a good catholic boy.

[elecguitar]

he does on the systematic chaos making of DVD, "i do not fight for you, you FUCKING DICK" hahaha it was funny

[SjPedro]

exactly...and on the making of train of thought he does something like that too lol...we rarely hear him swearing but when he does.....he makes it epic....lol....just like his music :-P i wish he launches another solo album...Suspended Animation was awesome....want some more of that lool

[vampire28]

Same...Suspended Animation is my favoriute solo guitar album...way better than Vai and Satch.

M. Romeos The Dark Chapter was immense too, but it was too much of the same thing over and over.

[diegotronix]

hahahahaha only the masterminds (Dream Theater) can remember that thing... except in this case.

[especi]

ahUHAUhaUHAuahUHuahUHuhUh Fucking Hilarious :D

[Mullenfreek]

His reaction and the way the video ends is the best

[Zackathor]

pretty cool!

[leximation]

lolage, moreeeeee

[medivhbg]

So much for John's musical memory :D