Monsters Inside Me: The Puppy Parasite

[crocodile2006]

What you mean I can't eat dog shit anymore?!?!

[Electroposit]

Inside NY 9/11 hijackers

[jjo3010]

hold on

who the fuck eats dog crap?????

and when i was a child

i NEVER put dirt or soil in my mouth!

wtf is wrong with people who get this

[DYLANDISASTERbz]

This is why I always hated dogs. There's always something wrong with them.

[johncumbags]

why do god created them?

[RikerWatts]

Fuck your advertisements.

[CharlieTeague]

Who would eat dog shit? Who could eat dog shit without puking?

[cowboyman17]

Moral of the story, don't eat dogshit.

[twiixables]

who would eat dog shit in the first place.? O.O

[BfmvHIM]

whats the deal with ''in soviet russia''?I still dont get it since i see this in every single video that I watch

[PeterTechGuy]

@BfmvHIM it's just a meme

[holycrapitstowlie]

@BfmvHIM The joke is that Soviet Union was a communist country in the 40's through the 80's. Communism seems to flip things around to people. Here's a simple one. "In Soviet Russia, mudkips like you!"

[BfmvHIM]

@holycrapitstowlie ooohhh okay i get it now thank you!:)

[holycrapitstowlie]

@BfmvHIM It's kind of a dumb meme.

[sargent459]

Nice vid it disgusts me though

[wiseye61]

wow... thanks animal planet, you just gave me another reason why my irrational fear of dogs isn't that irrational after all...

[tgdayana]

OMFGGGG those bitches wanna get a look through windows(our eyes)!!!!

[nic3trx]

What i need kill my dog now :D or hit him and say bad dog bad dog dont eat shit :d `????

[madhatterz64]

look look they eaten the poo thanks (RWJ)

[kaoliver95]

and do people tend to eat shit? well i dont :L

[digbyn1]

im hungry.

[peacekat720]

In other words, don't eat dog crap.

[MrScarymoviefreak]

wow

[chikapoochoo]

I wish I could just burn all the fucking parasites at once and hear there little bitch ass screams before they die fucking nasty little fuckers.

[epicduckeh6]

gross....dogs eating other dogs shit

[myhoneyjudah]

@epicduckeh6 You didn't know that? Dogs do it all the time, my german shepherd was notorious for it and it really grossed me out!

[wasterenon92508]

Oh no i ate dirt when i was like 2 UH OH

[coolcoolcoolest]

okay from now on, i'm going to be taking a very very long shower after i went out

[SageZane560]

LOL YOU EAT DA POO POO

[moralclores]

shity shit

[codemonkeyslikeme]

wow, i've seen videos of people eating dog shit on this site...

HAHAHA! motherF*cker!!!

[TheD1V1N1TY]

when i was a kid i leterally ate dirt......fuck!

[chrisbaseball3]

Ok this is easy to avoid... DON'T EAT SHIT!!!11!!!1!!! Thank you for your time.

[reaggacashtro801]

ALL YOU MAY HAVE ME BUT LEAVE THE DOGS AND PUPS ALONE YOU FUCKING RETARD PARASITES

[SockMyDink]

DO WHAT YOU WANT TO MY BODY, PARASITE. BUT YOU LEAVE PUPPIES OUT OF THIS!

[RockyShitNigga]

@SockMyDink i'd rather have the puppy die painfully rather than me you pathetic fuck.

[SockMyDink]

@RockyShitNigga

not very observant to sarcasm are you?

[lillithdv8]

I feel an urgent need to wash my hands

[Desaxeronex]

NOT THE PUPPY D:

[blikjhkj]

damn i wanted to lose some weight on the new dog shit diet but i guess i won't be doing that ne more

[Christy3796]

is it bad if i have a little red dot in my eye?

[InfiniteOptionz]

lMAO AT PEOPLE WHO HAVE THIS PARASITE

[localSickened]

but i like dog shit

[hamtarofanlives]

its the EATING OF DA POO POO! 

[xxEmoxxBunny1]

@hamtarofanlives hahahahha rwj lol

[MLcomicman24]

Elmo needs to teach this shit.

[tgdayana]

@MLcomicman24  lol agreed!!

[bladestin]

one thing how does ur a immune system kill these things by sending balls to stick to it and smuther it to death?

[ravepwner8]

thanks for the tip I'll never eat dog shit again lol

[fermerwuvu]

now thats evolution!..parasites are really evolved..i am amazed by their strategies..

[daangelo29]

This reminds me of the time when Bear Grills in Man VS. Wild ate shit and drank camel/elephant shit juice in his episodes as "part of survival".

[wasefwwe]

wat the freak who would eat dog shit only fuckin ideats

[TheDeathbringer5000]

@camzlikes2dance

neither do i

but my brother rly needs to quit lol

[camzlikes2dance]

I don't eat dogshit, so this shouldn't be to much of a problem :)

[StrawberryzOMG]

he plays with toy dolls haha

[martinlarsen20]

lol.. some fucking kid eat DOG SHIT :D

[PivotYoungster]

Fuck you SATAN it is you who all made this Shits!!!

[otherjoe1234]

you don't really get them by literally eating dog shit. you get them through contact with dog shit, like picking it up after they poop, and maybe it accidentally touches your hand. then if you don't wash your hands after, you can ingest the parasite while you eat dinner.

[crazybatch44]

WAT THE HELL??? Y THE HELL WULD ANY1 EAT DOG SHYT?

[hotbooger1]

i eat dog poop all the time and i have never suffered any ill effects....this is just bullshit and LIES

[morbidpancakes]

So much for letting kids play in the dirt... Germaphobes were right for once.

[martymar516]

STAY OUTTA ME!!!!

[ignite712]

0:38 soldier down!!!!!

[ZSaberToothTigerZ]

HAHAH Who eats DOG SHIT?!

[Sparta101Productions]

i bet their sending out the eating dog shit message because of some haters :P

[CoulsP]

What retard would eat dog crap in the first place???

[Washburneffect]

fuck dude I never want to go outside every agian

[macknificent100]

@Washburneffect you dont have to go outside dude.Dog shit could still be on a dogs ass when it goes inside the house.If it sit on the floor and say you drop a chip on the spot where the dog sat and then pick it up and eat it, is one way of getting worms.You need to trim your nails, wash your hands constantly, never eat shit off the floor, deworm your pets, cook meat thoroughly, wear shoes outdoors and finally dont give some one oral anal sex.

Luck for me i use protection, Latex thins.

[gottalovetheDSi]

YOUTUBE REMIND ME TO WASH MY HANDS AND NOT EAT DOG $H!T ( LIKE I WOULD )

[mrlancerlou1]

i never wash my hands when picking up buge, and derooting weeds, ans having mud fight :/...oh well :D

[FXXthespeedingbeauty]

who is moron-ick enough to eat dog crap!!!!?

[jorgeyy101]

@FXXthespeedingbeauty hah, apperantly stiffler from american wedding ;D

[FXXthespeedingbeauty]

@jorgeyy101 XD...

[FXXthespeedingbeauty]

who is moron-ick enough to eat dog crap!!!!?

[UsedUpDope247]

this SHOW is SICK!!!

[joey15545]

amercian pie 3 stifler eats dog shit but is'nt harmed???

must be he has some special power

[invaderzimrules132]

Eat shit and die has a whole new meaning.... XD

[legoman46]

Lol a person ate dogsiht hahahaa

[MrThtguyoverthere]

I'm not sure who eats dog shit. Did I miss a fad?

[Femms11]

@MrThtguyoverthere probebly other dogs eat other dog shit

[Megaman3451]

poor doggy

[MRKILLALLNOOBS]

guess it's time to stop eating dog poop :'(

[WrinkleTits]

in soviet russia,dirt and dogshit eat you!

[reaggacashtro801]

@WrinkleTits LOL

[tc123123]

@WrinkleTits what's with the soviet russia jokes.i dont really get them

[kookkid6969]

i guess if a blind man ate dog shit, it wouldnt matter...

[TheJmwchamp]

nobdy eats dog shit! (least i dnt think) we all tke pets out to dump or piss and shit fertilizes grass n dirt so if its infected sure enuff the kids or smebdy may play a game of football or fetch wit fido n then us or the dog will pick it up frm the fertilized soil n strt the process ovr again and younger puppies often have a tendency to step,sniff and evn eat their own or other dogs shit also so u have to watch em evn aldult dogs may slip up n do it best way to prevent it is keep up on shots

[KinArsenal009]

no more eating dog shit for me O.o

[BrothaHood70]

Nerf Vulcan!!! 0:36 :D

[TRISTAN1095]

nef gun!!!!!!!!!!!

[iSinsX]

this is proof that there is no god...

[superkool99]

@iSinsX wow god does this for a reason idk what it is but ya and he doesen make this haooen we have free will lmao

[grace123p]

@iSinsX ofcourse theres a god!... mayb not ALL creaturers r reated by him! have some faith! and mayb those creatures find d evil ones 

[Flatine1]

why this freaking worms and shit have to exist? Nice job God!!....

[coolbranxx]

aww now i cant eat my everyday dog shit meal :( lol just jk who the fuck would eat dog shit

[ByakkoShockWave]

So many nasty tiny creatures living in the soil just hiding and waiting to strike. Listen to mom when she tells you to wash your hands, kids.

[ROFLMAORYSST]

ok guys dont eat mud, dirt or dog shit.. remember to wash hands xD

[kesha12100]

Who Would Eat Dog Crap,Might Be Stupid if U Do....

[BamfaceBO]

aww, poor stiffler, he probabaly has the parasite in him after eating the dog crap : |

[chickpixie1]

XD If you have that you ate dog poop (can't say anything worse 'cause I'm young).

[meriandana]

how can you eat a parasite egg?

[MstMannerz]

Nom...

[Leafshinoby]

I dont want to eat pork again ...

[matthew11174]

aww i love eating dirt

[Threx87]

I think im gonna be sick!!!

[rawr93211]

So masturbating AND eating dog shit makes you go blind? Damn, I can't do anything nowadays without having to worry about going blind! D:<

[THECHINESESPIGITES]

never eat dog shit u fags out there

[lucario674]

why did he eat dog shit anyway fucking dumass

[PSNPouched]

I thought it was a big hershey bar...

#OMG

[NoahSchultzChannel]

whats with the nerf gun at 0:36

[xdayshawnx]

dogs eat each others dog shit, but more likely humans wont get this.

[jhunt1229]

I should have never watched these videos...I now never want to leave my house.

[zimnty]

if you touch shit and dont wash your hands and then put your hands to your mouth!! (like little children)

[horneddragon]

oh my gosh i just dug up some 10 worms last week in the soil! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

[czf21]

true that it is NOT CHOCOLATE

[Rayonox]

"Make sure small children don't put dog feces I mean dirt or soil, in their mouths."

[MultiTHEROCKERS]

Ehhh so weird !!!!

[whitesnowable]

@fatcatrockey

Dat is so fuckin racist of wat u said

[whitesnowable]

U guys eat dog shit WTF

[ennaw24]

@DanEraser HAHAHA LOL

[happy00000]

but but but dog poop tastes good!

[NERO19841]

i ate dog shit today wtf do i do i dont want to go to the doctor i'd rather die then going to the doctor

[gamer1591995]

And remember, always wash your hands after playing or working with dog shit...

[randomPAJAMALAMA]

oh man i cant stop eating the chocolate bars my dog leaves on the lawn there so warm and sometimes have surprises in them!

[SOMENAMEOK]

Ah fuck guys, I had a heaping hot plate of puppy shit yesterday! Fuckfuckfuck I'm going to the doctor right away

[islandfireballkill]

thats why Islam does not like dogs pooping any where or like dogs, even if it happens you have to clean it over 7 times before you can live or come close to there

[RageAgainstNWO]

@islandfireballkill So please explain why you people wipe your ass with your own hands.

[islandfireballkill]

@RageAgainstNWO you know you have to wash your hand over 7 times with water or soap after going too the washroom

[Pr3ttyBoiDav3]

im blind in one eye. thanks toxocara!!!

[DanEraser]

who the fuck eats dog shit??????????

[GooldMonkry]

@DanEraser i do ! .. it is so goooood ;P

[fallen250]

@DanEraser roflmao!!!!!1

[will0nater]

@DanEraser

Who the fuck eats dirt?

[JTeam95]

@DanEraser

obviously, five year olds, you dolt

[DanEraser]

@JTeam95 five year olds arent that stupid to eat shit

[Zeroprobabilityvids]

@DanEraser Maybe the Dog ate shit, the dog licked your hand, you didn't wash, and then ate...

[DanEraser]

@Zeroprobabilityvids hmmm, really good answer mate :)

[Joannadosanjh]

@DanEraser Very very very very very very very very very very hungry and messed up people

[fermerwuvu]

@DanEraser probably %30 of the bets ever made were about eating somethings shit..so that should answer your question:D

[TheAtheistAussie]

Fuck all you guys are retarded you don't have to eat dog shit to get this, the shit breaks down in the soil, so if you handle dirt outside and then eat something with your fingers without washing your hands, you can get this.

[RageAgainstNWO]

@TheAtheistAussie Leave it to the athiest to try and act all high and mighty over everyone else. They're all joking you dumb fuck

[TheAtheistAussie]

@RageAgainstNWO Um no leave it to the Atheist to make some fucking sense you asshole. And no they weren't joking you fucking moron. Have fun getting sore knees praying to things that arn't there.

[RageAgainstNWO]

@TheAtheistAussie They're obv. joking. Why don't you pick a random comment, and ask them if they are joking, or being serious. ;)

[TheAtheistAussie]

@RageAgainstNWO How the hell do you know if they're joking or not? I can see why they thought what they did, because techinally the parasite lives in dog shit, but you can get it through the soil aswell.

[TheAtheistAussie]

@RageAgainstNWO The comment by leggylaa is obviously a joke but go back to other pages they arn't as obvious.

[cheto2x4]

i saw house and had something to do with this

[Bella24745]

*sarcastic* I have learned not to eat my dogs poop today!

[mariomitch25931]

woah woah WOAH wait a minute that is nasty

[appleman58]

running to vet now making sure dogs shots up to date

[jafalt1]

kids

[chase1146]

omfg *smiles and slowly backs away from pet dog*

[MegaCoolgirl100]

OMG

[TengoNoNombre]

very simple people. For the ones who have dogs and cats. Cats have litters right? so make sure you use gloves and wash ur hands. Cats should always have food in their bowl for them not to eat mice. if you can try to make him fat so that way he wíll be lazy and wont chase mice.

for dogs owners: Have u seen a kid sand box? well do build one (takes one afternoon) and train ur doggie to shit there only. Then u pick up the crap and dispose it in a trash can located next ot the sand box.

[TengoNoNombre]

that way your doggie does not defecate all over the backyard.Go google "sand box" and make sure they defecate there. Have two ,one for them to play and the other one for them to defecate if u want. Or you can do a sand box but instead of sand box you put grass in it. The main point here is to have him defecate within a limited area where he will know that is where he should do his business,then u pick it up and problem solved. The feces arent spread out all over the backyard but only in the box

[Trinityangel1]

don't say your not going to go outside :(( just wash your hands before u rub your eyes, or eat or touch your mouth, and also not to share drinks with your friends, because proberly they didn't wash their hands and your touching something they touch or drinking , same thing goes with food

[poiupoiuuiopuiop]

i wouldnt want to even look at shit let alone eat them. btw since when does dogs eat shit?

[N9olan]

Are you going to continue to forget to wash your hands? In this day and age you should take steps not to forget because all it takes is that one time you forget.

[SomeOne1199]

@TheSunnyhunnybunny your fine. so far

[bdevil8823]

omg im never going outside again!!!!!!!!

[cawley345]

my dog died from it

[ajji1640]

i dont eat dog shit i hate dogs had 1 gave it away and it wasnt a puppy are the grownup odgs alllowed to lick you?

[TheBearCubbies]

oh nooo! i ate food with dirt on my hands when i was little!

[okpapereat]

so, your still alive arnt you? your not blind right? if not its ok but next time be carefull

[pizzaman408]

good things its VERY rare

[FangAirong]

ehhh atleast i dont play outside

[superstereogirl]

My cat licks my face in the morning.

[pizzaman408]

hhahahahahahaa i got a cat but cats dont lick u hahahahahha im so lucky =) im glad all of these on mim have a 000.0000000000000.1 percent chance of happening

[Barryedwards87]

Dog takes a crap. Dog licks its ass. Dog licks your face. Presto.

[bluesBrooks13]

im sorry//but....WHO WOULD EAT SHIT"

!!!!!

[javily6]

little babies?

[ImAmWatching]

This is another reason why I don't have or want any pets, the thought of what they can give you makes me want to throw up!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

It gets onto things in your house.

[bfinnegan344455435]

my dog has that parasite

[leggylaa]

another reason why you shouldnt eat dog shit

[erik0131s]

@leggylaa As if we needed another reason why not to eat shit lol

[HELLSFATE113]

@leggylaa ew!!

[smeghead666]

@leggylaa as if you needed more?

[shadow11479]

wow a nerf vulcan

[JackandJordanshowTV]

thank god i dont play out