EMBARASSING BONER

[Guillermo5729]

True

[xSaviorSelf]

hahaha omg i forgot how much i love these.



[AA98Wirable98AA]

I TAKE A 2 HOUR SHIT EVERY DAY FUCK YER I HATE SCHOOL

[PePsIMaSteR1337]

epic u are so funny omg

[thetantan45]

i think my boner is small

[2sXyAk]

one time i got a boner and the it went down....

[joshua6410]

so whata your grade?

[SS6BRANDON]

Stupid Bitch!!! Fuck You!!!

[PENspinner98]

im in that weird part of youtube agian

[TheJacketpotatoman]

so much porn ---->

[mitchg2008]

AND I SPIT!!!! HAHAHA

[Ryanpbny]

your desperate attempt for attention makes my penis unhappy

[id252473]

Love you, and all that shit lol

[tonyryuz]

when u said *come to* i was like =O

[1qaz0plm2]

mmmahhh DEEK go riite on huh desk uuhh

[ohForce]

Same thing basically happend 2 me

[zombiemassacre21]

@SpazTechMods you know whats funny? just a day or two after i posted that i got a girl that i love,

but we got caught doing stuff and i cant talk to her for a long time :(

[zombiemassacre21]

@zombiemassacre21 14

[LynxMultimedia]

I cried.

[zombiemassacre21]

why are you guys so lucky with girls, i cant even get a girl to talk to me

[4everrgamer]

almost same experience walking to desk lol everyone saw

[Zackthelord]

Dude your the luckies guy ever i just turned 14 Aug 6 and i haven't kissed a girl yet ppl crack up all the time on me for that :/

[troyMLG]

My dick go right on her desk LOLOLOL!

[Fondrom]

made me LOOL so many timess

[mtv224603]

r u the who does prank calls on ownage pranks



[xghostmackx]

It's Ernest lee joefo faggot!

[ShockerinHD]

funny ass shit kimmy!!!

[markbelic]

dame you are one lucky guy well i have an erection story for you

well i was at a party there was a lot of sexy girls they were turkin so this girl came up to me and started turkin me up. then i got a boner i stuck her in the ass then i was so embarresed my face got all red she just stoped and walked away. i know this story isnt as interesting as yours

[alihamdy4]

Srry I repeated my last comment plus crazy wild story dude

[alihamdy4]

Man Ur Awesome Dude

700,000 thumbs up from me XD

[alihamdy4]

Man Ur Awesome Dude

[imacodfanboyXD]

i wonder if the teacher and the chick watch this :O

[JoeFoSkillett]

what is the name of the other vietnamese commentator that kimmy j mentioned in beggining of this video???

SOMEON PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

[omozomo]

@JoeFoSkillett MrErnestLe

[Intimidatingshout1]

this fucking made my day

[MrMarcus127]

MOBguy1920 63

[MrMarcus127]

That happened to me i woke up and stood up and my friends said wat u was dreamin bout? My answer a pornstar

[urewifemykids]

lmfao

[Pacu89]

i remember my first blowjob

[EatMahSkittles]

My banana is ripe!

[steppe111]

Hope its not him on the pic :D

[apple96ful]

Asian + fuckin hilarious + good player = subbed . HAHA

[RasmussenJrTV]

everyday after dat, moe sjit, moe sjit, moe sjit, i will neva havee a gut dai lik datt agin

[DEAGLES25]

i was 13 and a got a boner... 50 years ago

[cheney026]

Gimme the details of ur cheater...that "fackin bitch" should see this video...Nice vid ASS HO

[TheCaptainturtles14]

how old is kimmy for real

[Reedman08]

@TheCaptainturtles14 53.

[DaMaddog2882]

Lmao, dude i subbed, i told my friends about you, and your fucking true stories are so awesome hahah

[FergieeeHD]

Am i the only one who thinks he sounds exactaly like ownage pranks when he does the chinese voice? Mabey he copied it from you o.O?

[portland021]

@FergieeeHD it's the other way around

[uhSTFU]

@FergieeeHD its viet not chinese!

[Colin0598]

@FergieeeHD vietnamese

[marshallwa2]

@FergieeeHD ya, or did kimmy steal from ownage prankcalls?

[XPAQMAN76]

I keep getting frigging fantasies i wish it would just end so i dont have a dirty mind...

[bakuganproof]

do you use your own gameplays?

[0001tanwar]

u call this a boner fuck u all asholeeeeeeeeeeeee

[akjosh47]

U @SS

[SixFootEightTao]

i was in highschool in class had a boner and then and then and then the bell ringed...... u no what happens next? i take out my books and try to block it while i walk out. lol

[seahawk97838]

@SixFootEightTao

i have done that many times

[SixFootEightTao]

@MOBguy1920 no way!

[zGasmz]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Djarry35]

thank u kimmy i got a quad spary when i was listen to the story and it was in a team tac game

[maglauncher]

shit is hilarious! Wish i could hit like 20 times lol!

[jeckulz]

Best story ever.

Subbed.

[MsWilsonsProject]

I love you

[sensibudz]

I took a piss in my teachers coffee maker

[AzzzMonkey27]

YOU MAKE LMAO LIKE PENIS MAN

[MadeInBosina]

Its obvious that Kimmy J is imaginary , but that makes ure jokes even more genius.. Very good sense of humor , I will favorite , like and subscribe ...

[GrandAjrator]

5:20-5:30 ur voice changed so much XD

[xbox26116]

when i was 16 i had a HUGE!!!!!!!!!! ASS!!!! BONER!!!! and then this girl that was really hot saw it . i asked to go to the bathroom then when i was walking out she grabbed me and took me to the boys locker room and took off her shirt and pants ect. and grabbed my boner then she pulled a condom out of her back packet and put in on my Big Ass Johnson!!!!!!!!!!! then when we were done having sex she gave me a hand job and a blow job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then we 69ed yes!

[lazybutt565]

@MOBguy1920 LOL you're lucky EVERY teacher I have ever had was either SUPER ugly or a guy so that has never happened to me. By a teacher at least...

[oTHAToneGUYoAJF]

HOLLY SHIT HES 53!

[thawhiteflip]

someone in my class in eighth grade did that. it was funny, i hated my humanities teachers in middle school.

[hahalolurfunny]

FOB FOR LIFE <3

[Supuhfuzz]

Every day when I drive to school, there's 3 huge speed bumps in a row, so when I walk out of the car...

[804archie]

maybe she liked it

[repnliny]

Kimmy J is one of the best entertainers out there! He's the MAN!

[AssViolator22]

u shoulda done one of ur stories for mmc

[ItsMonsterBishh]

1971 lol , kimmy you 53 ?

[MrOcHoCiNco99]

OMG i couldnt believe how much i laughed at this!

[darrellw82]

U a asshole. Always had my big math book with me whenever I got a boner. People thought I was a math wiz.

[EDGESPEAR820]

HE SAY teacher dump bich i have to go to the bathroom fuck you looooooooooool

[ItsMonsterBishh]

@EDGESPEAR820 lmfao

[MrZenziba]

Dinner Test :D

[EthanTheBigEasy]

I was i want to say 12, i was layed out in th lazy boy recliner, completely horizontal, was wearing a pair of khaki shorts with a busted zipper.

started out with this awesome dream, next thing i know i feel a breeze and my moms walking past, even to this day i dont know if she noticed my meat stick poppin out of my shorts.

[SQU1RT5]

Live Video Com Maybe?

[hockeyplaya2724]

Some chick sat on my lap and I got a boner and then she got embarrassed and went off my lap, it was quite embarrassing.

[hockeyplaya2724]

Hey waddup assho

[juniorC27]

lmao i did the same teacherr xD

[dkgonit]

lmao!!!!!

[iTheMocx]

KIMMYJ RAPE ALL DA NOOB commentators :)

[MacedonianPerson]

I got a bone on the ride home from school. I sit in the back and i had to walk all the way 2 the front 2 leave with a boner. I tried 2 hide it with my coat but i didn't have much luck.

[evilbobandrs]

does anybody else thinks kimmy sounds like ricky chops?

[Eaglepwnsmuka]

@Vitality19901 nice math idiot he said he was 13 and it was 40 years ago LMAO

[popwarfirm2]

@Vitality19901 53...

[SQU1RT5]

@Vitality19901 Yea nice, 13 plus 40 = 56. good shit. It's ok, now you can play it off, like you were being sarcastic, no worries.

[Vitality19901]

@SQU1RT5 way 2 make me feel stupid

[SQU1RT5]

@Vitality19901 No worries man. Just think about comments before you type them, and it often helps to wait till the end of a video before the comment too. All good.

[CoolGuyFromMN]

Not really a boner story, well kinda, but anyway.. This one kid got caught "doing his thing" in class so now everyone calls him the classturbater.

[sinak423]

xcal is the number 1 commentator from vietnam

[spid3rhuLK]

lol at 13:04

[CursedNs]

I wish I grew up in veitnam

[lgliggy]

it went right on her desk.

lawl.

[rocket12guy]

arent u dead

[NJShreder97]

@rocket12guy kimmy j doesnt die.

[PureBlindMan]

dude idk how you can keep a boner going in Vietnam its so damn hot i mean i could keep one up for a minute out there man lol good story bro

[videomasterftw]

fucking love your storey

[Offenceless]

Kimmy, Woody already announced that you lost. :(

[igorbog88]

Hahaha best story ever... I thought it was over and the BAM you hit us "with it"... maybe I'll share an erection at school story later lol

[SuckOnYakuzA]

this starts to be annoying. go make pranks again.

[lolamusi]

sounds amazing

[tommoex]

it was unlucky that you went up against ernestlee becuase you would have easily trounced most of the others

[gingerman6000]

KIMMY U ALIVE

[1337Battl3r]

more sims haha :P

[PocketMini87]

I can only imagine how amazing that vietnamese BJ was! Lucky u kimmyJ

[KIMMYJASSHOFATBOI]

LOL LUV ALL UR STORIES!!!

[haraldinho13]

Awesome

[freckle101]

its a fucking joke you lost CMM - the other guy put me to sleep

[Ledco15]

kimmy j i like your vids but your march madness vid was shit

[JEDI7ACEN]

FNLOL! The dislikes are from the guys on the other team.

[skud8585]

IF THIS VID WOULD HAVE BEEN IN MARCH MADNESS YOU WOULD HAVE WON INSTANTLY



[DyLaNbOiiiiii78]

Hahahaha awesome vid.

[EDGESPEAR820]

don't be a shamed this is what made live this what made you

just show them the real deal;d

dick = live thumbs up if u agree

[adamtoner123]

this is your funniest video yet

[devooved123]

Hey kimmy, can we add you on psn?

[MoronsOnSlides]

There was a few hot girls in my gym class and one of them was fine as hell and one day we were playing soccer and i fell on top of her and maybe she felt my boner but i asked to go to the bathroom and our coach was worthless so he let me go and he also let that girl go and she ran to catch up to me and we walked up to the school to go to the bathroom and we both go and on our way she grabbed me and we went under the bleachers and i got the full service there greatest bang ever!!! I was 15

[starfish304]

@MoronsOnSlides ya right bulllllllllllllllllllllllshiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Zawone80s]

you should have pissed in her drink :D

[GaMeZaHoY]

best story ever

[chipsofunny101]

i got a boner so jacked off

[Mazorism]

A guy in my class got a boner when he was in the shower after a gymnastic class.

Only boys and he got a fucking boner !

[drdouche1]

one time i got a boner when i wet to da pet store asshoo

[simonburbank]

Hey fatboi we learned about The Vietnam War in History Class fat boi!!!!

[Pavleshka92]

kimmy, we all know that you penis is the same size that it was when you were 13...

[TheTechNerdShow]

Kimmy, we all know your boner wasn't that "big". Great vid as always man!

[bigsnackks]

yes you are truely a freaky asian

[fujixsempai]

THAT HAS HAPPEN TO ME ALLLL THE TIME!!!!!

EXCEPT MY TEACHER WAS HOT AS HELL!!!!!

N OF COURSE THE GIRL THAT I DREAMED ABOUT BANGING LOL.

[TheFunnyStuffXD]

no one can see gold gloves erection

[TheGabrielle3210]

@TheFunnyStuffXD lawl

[techniquefan123]

supportive comment

[ridgehall100]

SHE DIDNT FALLOW HIM IN>>>JK CAUSE HE IS A STUD!!

[xLDH1109x]

"that was before my uncle took me to prostitute" LMAO

[xXb3astlegitXx]

I was at the movies wit my gf when i was 12 and we were having fun lik a normal 12 year old couple and we sit down and drink from a drink and we kissed and i popped a boner and she told me to lick her hand so i did and then she stuck her hand in my pants and started giving me a hand job and rubbing my penis so we r both pros kimmy j :D

[marauder8212]

ughhh i thought you were going to stick your boner in the coffee....

[bocat97]

i dont think kimmy is being completely honest

[Androskiz]

Best. Commentary. Ever.

[MastuhShayke]

more shit talk kimmy!!!

[cubezero01]

Fuckin amazing childhood xD

[joneal4]

Greatest bone story ever.

[rachetclank94]

great story KIMMY!

[Chalupaization]

You sound exactly like the guy who does the "ownage prank calls".

[Aggiesgigem]

@Chalupaization prolly is, i could see it

[kiandeheshti]

i lold hard

[Famous485]

ILOVEKIMMYJAY. nuff said

[avramkeeper]

i subbed just for this

[ranbrent]

You have girlfreind vietnam??!?

me love you long time <3

[ACPxPureLuck]

I got a bonor during math and I had fallen asleep and since u go to a catholic school, ni phones so the teaches saw my erection and thought it was my phone and grabbed it,...!!!

[fabry6969]

@ACPxPureLuck lol that suck dude... the teacher was hot at least? if not... man I am sorry eheheheh

[ACPxPureLuck]

@fabry6969 Yup but it was still creepy. 0.0

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

@ACPxPureLuck Lol dude, THAT SUCKS!

[Hotwheelsftw]

@ACPxPureLuck must of been akward the next couple of weeks haha

[Dronkey23]

In Languege arts we have to recite poems well in 7th grade I wasn't paying any attention at all and she called me to go in front of the class to recite the poem ( the teacher was a big fat piece of lard called Miss lovell) well I had like a huge erection and I was wearing tight kakci shorts so yeah I went up there and just stood there with a erection didn't say shit because I didn't feel like learning it and yeah in front of everybody and like 2 feet away from my girlfriend who was like WTF.

[feshelll]

i had an erection while watching this video

[witbio]

kimmy j rape all da noobs lol

[Nuckels37]

tuck and flip kimmy tuck and flip <3

[SsGDeLuZionZz]

hahaha, amazing commentary

[LordK3LV1N]

this is the most epic video ever

[MacedonianPerson]

I'm in highschool and we have 2 wear uniforms and he

[7LeRoyalWitCheese7]

Kimmy j the player

[MrStratocasterguy]

Best story i've heard in years! Lol lucky KimmiJ!

[AKAGlenn]

Gym class, sexiest girl bent over.

[juvonne1]

kimmyjaY Are you still a virgin ?