Marina Douche Bag

[Owenactor]

I remember watching this at Hotel Utah and being FLOORED. Loved it.

[trippydez]

Tosh.0 Web redemption?

[MCapozzola]

Love the Def Leppard joke. As timely & clever as it was 25 years ago..!

[snack126h]

Wow. I cannot believe I stumbled across this video. My best friend since we were 9 years old is a Partner at his firm and may have been Stef's boss at some point. I'll make sure this link won't make its way to him...

Michelle - nice work capturing.

[egoldin]

This entire video is this one guy. Lame doesn't cover it.

[RuByIzDaNaMe]

Douchebag kingdom. How about record female marina douchebags

[DaveDe78]

I'm going to have to drop in on the Bus Stop every once in a while from now on, just to see if that guy is there again.

[codyandkim]

He beat my boys at beer pong?

[SuperBigJerr]

Slow the eff down turbo... I played beer pong witht his dude on Sunday at Bar None in the Marina, and he is pretty consistent with his behavior... Ritalin aneyone?

[metanoiasf]

The d-baggery is in full force even during the daylight... thank goodness I haven't been to the Marina at night in 4 years!

[hooliganpete]

Welcome to the Marina. Population: douchebag

[gnarlynacho]

hahahahaha ahhhhhhh

Dear Marina: Don't ever change.

[miksar61778]

Arlo told me about this video...Hahaha this is funny LOL!!

[azriel724]

typical TOOL in the marina. disgusting!

[rwalford1979]

Not all San Franciscans are like this... but its these ones that moved here from Los Angeles that annoy the shit out of me.

[azriel724]

i beg to differ!

[Billtron220]

oh man.

poor guy...

[tastyneck]

I kind of appreciate someone doing their thing and having fun. While he may not be a douche, he's acting douchey and that does get old.

To all the people defending him by saying "he gets laid, bro!" or "people quit hatin', bro!"...please, you're only strengthening the "haters'" argument. Plus, you're a parody all unto itself, so just stop. Seriously.

[kevinbfast]

So I ran into him at Bar None doing the same routine, I went up to him and said "You can't fake awesome" he enjoyed that!

[hungarianhc]

Wow - this video is brilliant!

[dmsfca]

He claims "Commerical Real Estate"? These boys are behind Bar None nowadays blowing guys for a sandwich, those glory days are over.  Not so awesome. Great video.

[winstoner71]

Stefan, really? wow.

[masterdeviance1985]

hahahahahaha

[visiongh]

Oh no Stephan Allen of Provincetown! You should never drink in public! Maybe at the beach. You should go back into the "maggot shed" my boy....................

[siguy715]

OMG Michelle, I can't believe this guy touched your hair

[michellelynns]

Yeah I know, it fell out shortly thereafter.

[ctierney]

Saved by zero at 1:47. Saved by zero! Saved by zero!

[EddySanBruno]

I bet this dude says "I am from Frisco!"

[killercracker013]

100% douche

[equitywolf]

this guy is indeed faking awesome. He is a marina douche from UCSB...."Daucho" if you will. But I would rather be a marina douche than a mission hipster. I cant even be around those fascist imbeciles. at least MD's are fun to have around, well kind of. Rock on SF.

[RandomCastaa]

That guy is made of awesome alright. I like to say that Union St. is a parallel universe to SF but it's really not. So, did one or both of you end up bedding him? Truth.

[rasta1982]

This guy may be a gaucho bc he went to SB, but he's definitely not a Gaucho.

[rasta1982]

True dat.

[JayJCar]

the funniest thing about the whole video is i am sure the girls filming it would have gone home and had sex with him at any point...they are obviously bitter that they have a) hooked up with him before, b) hooked up with someone like him before, or C) refer to A or B

[rasta1982]

Ladder Theory logic going on there.

[michellelynns]

Hooman as in Hooman Hooman?? Love it and love you. Yes, he has apparently seen it and hasn't told us to take it down, soooo.. up it stays.

[hoomandottv]

I know he says he does commercial real estate but I am convinced this guy is really and investment banker or VC. . . he fits the profile.

2 things. . . 1- Does this guy know this video is up? 2) Sweep the leg . . .(best part of the video)

[ASA1337]

I think "that guy" would have been a better name for the video. It would reach a wider audience given the pervasiveness of such a term in this cultural rift that is america, and the self effacing quality seems quite appropos and elicits a certain empathic response. I did notice a "jewish" in there. So typical of a "that guy", using the good "jewish" connotation to get places... tisk tisk. Obviously a german, whats more an alcoholic, any jew frown upon dat which herein, smeltwat=PH-bal-soap!

[djsugashane]

I bet this guy gets his ass kicked frequently!

[xMannyfestox]

Is it still sunny outside?

[mymusicaljesus]

"First off, my friend here was NOT in a fraternity in college. Secondly, yeah, we're douches, but at least we enjoy ourselves- just like you guys enjoy wearing skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts while drinking pbr at some dive in the mission. Everyone wins!"

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

well...at least we're all understood and on the same page.

[ambersolis]

this is why i avoid the marina at all costs... they are ALL THE SAME.

[aninfection]

Holy shit, what a tremendous douchebag.

[aamenninger]

First off, my friend here was NOT in a fraternity in college. Secondly, yeah, we're douches, but at least we enjoy ourselves- just like you guys enjoy wearing skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts while drinking pbr at some dive in the mission. Everyone wins!

[BVarv]

Why are you hating on Stefan????!!! He's having a good time in a bar. You can frame anyone to look like a douche if you want. Keep on keepin' on Stefan!!!!!!

[dcapozzola]

douchebag

[patrickdholman]

he was asking for it

[bitterlich132]

lol.

[moistpup]

Poor guy. It is probably better he learns now that he is an asshole than later when it is too late.

Oh... wait... he works in commercial real estate? Yeah... too late.

[Julesmarie]

This is why they are kept in the Marina bubble, safe and sound, away from the rest of us.

[IslaVista11]

This is the greatest video of all time! Stefan, thank you for being who you are.

[anthonypelosi]

If you can't fake awesome, then why did he try?

[megsmckeon]

OMG...that guy sucks.

[tremblah]

hahahahaha what an r-tard

[MarinaAllstar]

That's right ...ice man!! Stefan...see you at the Bus Stop this Sunday!!! If you cannot stand this Marina "douche", then just go be emo next door at the Starbucks. I also vote for the video to be changed back to "Typical Marina Douche"

[jklang]

Go Gauchos! Stephen is hilarious. The funny thing is that some girls are dumb enough to believe you sometimes. Ladies, there's a time and a place to act like that and the bus stop at 1 in the afternoon is it. Keep having fun my man. "You cannot fake awesome."

[michellelynns]

Perhaps he gets laid so much because he "has absolutely no standards"? Chill..

[ablondon2001]

DOUCHE BAG

[jimbonorman]

I once met a guy like this in p-town. total douchebag.

[hambone12365]

I know who this guy is. Believe it or not he is a great guy (when sober). The chick who is calling him out, "you can't fake awesome" is condescending with her fake tits. (Fake tits in the Marina is just as cliche as a beer pong frat guy at Bar None). Lastly, aren't you at the Bus Stop drinking beers too? Suck it!

[Autumn5229]

HAHHAHAHAHA. Michelle this is too funny.

[zardo4]

I hope this guy finds this on youtube and realizes what an idiot he is!

[michellelynns]

Yeah, until he spots us out and about in the city and clocks us one! :)

[akamarc27]

Wow. Michell and Ami, well done.

[pwt227]

What a dipshit

[tmanct]

I was like where'd whoooo gooooo!!