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  • wtf

  • this is so funny

  • I know its hard

    What my penis? Because you'd be wrong

  • "i kill ALL of u" ????. what an EPIC Fail

  • @Shadow6431 in dex's voice (You're mom)

  • Plot Twist!

  • next locust name: SCROTUM SUCKER

  • @GreenessCP what does that mean

  • "yeaaaah, whatever hurry it up" LOLOL

  • anal intruders...

  • XD Ty looks like he's on crack by all his shaking.

  • How am I suppose to take this as a serious Machinima when the place for knighting new Guardians is called "The Shrine Of Ballsack" ?

  • Where can I get the Locust Anthem ? xD

  • anyone know the song in the backround at 6:38 ?

  • I thought Kevin was gonna blow up Tai's head with hes shotgun the whole time!

  • shrine of ballsacks......wow

  • Why does every girls in every machinima movies sounds like that girl?

  • Skorge: Dex the kind wants to see you. *Talks to Kevin* Kevin... I know it's hard.

    Kevin: What? My penis? Cuz you'd be wrong about now.

    LOL

  • Is it just me or does the same guy engage the battles, and get away?

  • Penisland...

  • the ballsack part really took the LOL cake

  • rachel:kevin kevin:watRachel:i kno its hardKEVIN: what my penis cause youd wrong right about now

  • i just noticed that tim doesnt have his private dance on this episode lolz :) i got used to seeing the dancer dancing behind tim by the pillar

  • "Fellow Gaurdians of Penis Land" i laughed my ass off

  • Peeness land REALLY?

  • 2:22 LOCUST RAVE FTW

  • 00:1

  • wat happen to rachel's gold lancer /= |

  • lmao at the end omg the outro so fucking funny

  • "It's hard"

    "What, my penis? Coz you'd be wrong right about now."

    That was amazing XD

  • Is tai having a siesure or something?

  • SHRINE OF BALLSACKS

  • Duuugh... ugh... Hai thar gais! :D

  • town of penisland means we are awsome in english?

  • I am the guardian...my life..i protect youuuu.......oh yeah baby!! whooo you go dextie you go whooo whooo whooo"

  • Rachels sick

  • Rachel: I know its hard.

    Kevin: What my penus? Cuz you'll be wrong right now.

  • lmao the town anthem is funny

  • Hate that whore...

  • this is cheesy as hell

  • do cogs aim

  • wtf is that song omg laughed so hard :D XD

  • 2:21-2:23 why do i always miss the rave partys

  • welcome to the town of penisland

  • penus land lol

  • shrine of ballsacks lol

  • OMG HAHAHAHA WTF!?

  • 5 * for story tho the voice acting is kinda dumb but yea great story

  • Omg she was a human before.

  • I fuckin Knew it

  • Respond to this

  • The Shrine of Ball Sacs LMAO!

  • 2:27

    BALLSACK!!! SO FUNNY

  • Woah wtf red wind?

  • PENISLAND!!! XD

    AWESOME!!! :D

  • this shit is off the hook

  • what map is that at the first part again?

  • I find it funny that all the Penisland residents have guns.

  • Penisland is a website rofl

  • how wood u no

  • cuz i looked it up on google unlike thos retards who actually typed in the url LOL :]

  • penis land and ball sack shrine wtf

  • what if shes  sedney gut she just changed her name

  • To the shrine of Ball sacks!

  • Penis Land lololol

  • The New change helps

  • well they are infering tht the locust are perverts, but all their language means something different in english and kevin and dex can understand them cuz their english, so i agree they are fucked up

  • penisland and shrine of ballsack......... are the locust mest up on names?

  • @Soldierofdoom444 a gear probobly translated wrongly to makethem look retarted

  • @Soldierofdoom444 no shit

  • the name of the town wasn't funny but the shrine's name made me puke of joy : D

  • LOL... TOWN OF PENISLAND!!!!

  • Tai: i have no choice, my hands are Tai'd

    lol :P

  • lol 1:31 - 1:39 sound like the beatles argueing over food

  • Racheal: I know Kevin, its hard

    Kevin: What my penis ? cuz you'd be wrong about now.

    Hahahahaha. That was epic.

  • omg twist!

  • DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!

  • shrine of ballsacks:D

  • OMG PENIS LAND ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I wonder what will Shippiddge would be as a Locust

  • Damn it, lol, I keep almost singing the "Penisland" song XD

  • cliche' its so wonderful

  • Pen-island actually.

  • we are so penis land lol

  • PENIS!!!!!

  • PENIS LAND FOREVER LOLOL

  • 6:29

    CARMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

  • TO THE SHRINE OF BALLSACK HAHA

  • penisland forever XD

  • "sir! sir! THIS IS BULLSHIT!" lol

  • penis land, or pen island? XDD

  • Rachel is so freakin' cheesey.

  • lol kevin its hard what my penis cuz you would be wrong about know 5/5

  • lol dex song

  • i welcome u to penisland lolol

  • Does kevin's voice actor also voice snake in metal gear awesome?

  • no ya tawt

  • Ok thanks for the answer twat?

  • Are you trying to say twat?

  • lets get to the ballsack shrine lol

  • penus land fore ever im a new guardian whoo oh yeah baby go dex oh yeah!!

  • best song ever

  • welcome to PENIS LAND!

  • Are you using ghost cam while taking the shots right?

  • no he is useing spector

  • ROFLROFLROFLOLMAO

    3:33

    only hilarious the first time really.

  • the rave at 2:20 was classic!!!!

  • i think rachel said bust(y) friend lol

  • "Friendly Fire Will Not Be Tolerated" -

    CoD4

  • lmao wats hard my penis?

  • wait wtf marcus and dextamanning they are livin the past and the present lol i finaly get it

  • that would be a intrsting story line u should make more;)

  • PenisLand!

    Shrine of BallSack!

    Fellow Guardians of PenisLand!

  • lol penis land hahahahahahaha

  • penis land haha it means where awesome in english xD

  • ykjymnh ng

  • How the hell did the locusts warp the english langueage so much that they think gay names like anal invaders, or ballsack translate to skullcrusher or whatever?

  • who cares!? its freaking hilarious!!!

  • plot hole

  • That's the point. It's just so ridiculously messed up that you kind of have to laugh at it.

  • its supposed to be funny

  • wait is cog dex the samee as locust dex?

  • yes

  • rofl 7:30

  • why do i get hard off of Rachel's voice?

  • lol singing fail

  • GUARDIANS OF PENIS LAND XDD

  • i know is hard..what my penis?.......HAHAHA

  • the song hahahaha xD my god i never tough it heard something so awesome in my life xD

  • the genital humor gets played out after a while and the only thing keeping it alive is what they say are the translations

  • Win.

  • ahahahah peensland 2:3

  • 1:34 2 carmines are walking by acting like artards lol

  • 2:03 WELCOME TO PENIS LAND!!!

  • rina-chan is awesome epic. y dont ppl know her???????????

  • I know her voice, its very distinctive

  • I don't blame Kevin for laughing

  • This is sssssooooooo messed up

    King=AssCrack

    Town=Penisland

    Shrine=Ballsack

    Good work!

  • How come a lot of people watching this don't know Rina-chan?

  • 5:50

    song please

  • PENISLAND

  • THE PENIS SONG IS SO FUNNY

  • RED WIND = BLOODY FART

  • omg the king

    "let us go to the shrine of ballsacks!"

  • That chicks voice is hott.

  • kevin i no its hard wat my penis LOL best part ever!!

  • Kevin, I know it's hard. What? My penis? LOL THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART. XD

  • So? Like I said, just situate the camera on the person who's talking

  • yea, but it's so annoying. All you gotta do is just keep the camera situated on the person who's talking. In real life when you talk to your friends do you bob your head like a chicken?

  • What? My penis? Lol.

  • I'm kinda getting sick of these head bobbing movements

  • kevin = Egoraptor??!!

    AWESOME!! :D

  • penis land XD

  • wow this kinda makes me wish I were a locust, lol they're so happy

  • yeah you rite :D

  • The King's voice is so funny!

  • rofl at the credits XD!!!!!

  • "pen... lolololololo sorry i cant even type that without laghing my ass off

  • 2:28

    Lalalalala, life is so wonderful! ^^

    *happy locust*

    ...

    xD

  • OMFG PLOT TWIST LOLOLOL!!

  • who saw that coming!

  • 2:03 peniseland lololololoololoolololololololo­llololololoo

  • penise is spelled penis lol

  • WELCOME TO PENIS LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL LOLx90

  • No it did not. It does that sometimes.

  • RED WIND? WHAT are you like Indians or something? WHITE PHOENIX MUCH BETTER

    give me thumbs up!! who agrees and who doesnt dont evn think about it