Theo posted this on Facebook today, made me laugh. Had forgot about these commercials. Youtube serves it's purpose in providing a nice trip down memory lane.
and his crown got broken thanks to a check by theo fleury, with his sharp nke skates HES ONLY 5'6"! UR PRACTICALLY 5'6"! *does a bunch of goalie moves*
Sloyvenheaven can't fuck for shit and sucks in bed. In fact he has a tiny little dick and preferred fo rme to use him a strap on to fuck him up the ass.
I HATE THEO!man i missed those chants of crackhead. plus he broke sj sharkies ribs. i still miss him though. but he's gone because of rehab.still a crackhead :)
Ahahahahahaha...so true. I remember when he play in New York. Every other game he was out of the line-up for "personal reasons". In other words, he was down at the ol rehab clinic. lol.
oh for god's sake relax...are you gonna argue that? did fleury do coke? yep. Was he short? you bet. did he have a bowel problem? yes. was he one of calgary's best players? damn right. i have his jersey on my wall. so..there are kids reading..how about you watch YOUR mouth?!
pfff..I never said I wasn't a flames fan...theo fleury was one of their best players...he was also short, had a coke problem and an inflamed bowel. It's the truth.
Well, I can't see blaming him for the inflamed bowel problem. It's like getting mad at someone because their appendix burst. It's not something you go looking for in life.
Fleury always gets more sh.t from people for his drug problems, like he's the only hockey player (or person) to suffer from addiction? What about Kevin Stevens, Bob Probert, Grant Fuhr, Rick Tocchet, etc?
fleury fleury fleury...he'd still be in the NHL if he wasnt such a maniac! i'll never forget the EIHL playoffs when he nearly repeated his attempted climb out of the bin to get to a fan!
That DAD IS STU PICKLES
Islesowndisleague 1 week ago
I laugh at this every time
LittleMissMadie99 1 month ago
I'm 5'6" and I still snipe lol
nmoffitt5 1 month ago
Theo posted this on Facebook today, made me laugh. Had forgot about these commercials. Youtube serves it's purpose in providing a nice trip down memory lane.
DragonChaserKev 2 months ago
Me and my friend quotes these commericals! XD
vivalalove30 2 months ago
No one knew what was happening in Theo's life at the time...
avalanchesuperstar 3 months ago
20 POUNDS OF GOALIE??? nooi dont think so :)
ThePENNY1999 7 months ago in playlist NHL golaies!
@ThePENNY1999 20 pounds of goalie gear
dizzydreamaway 4 months ago
@dizzydreamaway oh okay... ooops!
ThePENNY1999 4 months ago
Whos this fluery guy?
lomaxhockey 8 months ago
ja er ist nur 1.67 meter gross... aber hat mit den herz von ein 5 meter grossen mann gespielt
fussballdude 9 months ago
the best part is "who wants a cookie?"
RelleRoulette 9 months ago
who does he mean only 5.6?
sorry im german and dont get all he says,answer would be appreciated :)
rediscapsshockey 9 months ago
@rediscapsshockey 5' 6" (66") = 1.6764 meters tall (he's not real tall). Hope this helps!
TotalityProductions 9 months ago
@TotalityProductions ahhh ok,yeah helped,thanks :)
rediscapsshockey 9 months ago
@rediscapsshockey
Es bedeutet, Theo Fleury ist nur 5 feet 6 inches hoch. (Ungefaehr 168 cm) Das ist sehr kuerz fur ein NHL-Spieler.
C0smicMonkey 9 months ago
Unfortunately, Theo Fleury still has nightmares about his babysitters.............................
TCoyneJr 10 months ago
@TCoyneJr oh man thats cold.
UncleSlam81 9 months ago
@UncleSlam81 Cold as ICEEE!
TCoyneJr 7 months ago
0:06 lol "now that's a slash"
darthverm 1 year ago
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY 5'6!
andyllamanipl 1 year ago
WEAK! WEAK! WEAK! best part. peed my pants. "Want a Cookie"!!! hahaha
MrFlyersFreak 1 year ago
WEAK!!! WEAK!!! WEAK!!!
taranchula97 1 year ago
i love these things...i wish i saw more hockey commercials. Unfortunately i live in the US
ThaNedster828 1 year ago
Your practically 5'6 haha.
landcaster11 1 year ago
" broke his crown, thanks to a check by theo fleury!"
TheHabsfan10 1 year ago
LOL this is awesome!!!!!!!
TheNHLfan1011 1 year ago
thats awsome
JackoRyno 2 years ago
Unreal!!
HugeGenoSnipeBarDown 2 years ago
aww cute :D
Jefrma 2 years ago
LOL!! I wish the Flower would do something like this when he retires..
bignsassy818 2 years ago
@bignsassy818 Flower will never retire! he will be 100 and still playing hockey for the pens!
mikeysrevenge 1 year ago
weak weak glove hand
HardStyle102 2 years ago
I love that little girl's face during the story.
capsguy8 2 years ago
Who wants cookies ?
But who's this Fleury guuuy?
Those commercials are awesome !
HilfMir55 2 years ago
the funny thing is that fleury was on the rangers
avsrangers8 2 years ago
and his crown got broken thanks to a check by theo fleury, with his sharp nke skates HES ONLY 5'6"! UR PRACTICALLY 5'6"! *does a bunch of goalie moves*
MegaBloxxer 2 years ago 3
who's this fleury guy? HAHAHAHA AWESOME
theproducerspart2 2 years ago 2
haha i <3 this haha me in a few yrs. im a hockey goalie. im going on my 5th yr of it.
bopper94 2 years ago
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Hehe Theo Fluery had to ask for a baby seat when he wanted to sit in a bar... Damn Alcoholics.
Unsunghero2 2 years ago
haha YOUR PRACTICALLY 5'6!!!!
Wade101mawk 2 years ago 3
what happened about sergi fedeov?
visnovsky71 2 years ago
@visnovsky71 in Russia playin in da KHL
acehockeyfan 1 year ago
LMAO @ "who wants a cookie?"
BrattyLittleRN 2 years ago 25
I want some nookie ;-)
sloyvenheaven 2 years ago
Come get some
BrattyLittleRN 2 years ago
:-D
sloyvenheaven 2 years ago
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Sloyvenheaven can't fuck for shit and sucks in bed. In fact he has a tiny little dick and preferred fo rme to use him a strap on to fuck him up the ass.
BrattyLittIeRN 2 years ago
Oooh baby!! Was in the us for a visit when this aired (-98)... thought it was hilarious!! STILL IS!!!
Horace76c 2 years ago
what team did this guy play for?
doodlefreaklol 2 years ago
NYR
Troyan99 2 years ago
lol - "whos that fluery guy"
crazycanuck989 2 years ago
HES ONLY 5'6!! YOURE PRACTICALLY 5'6!
goleafsgo0293 2 years ago 56
@goleafsgo0293 DAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!!!
xxxcar3hurxxx 1 year ago
At the end two of the kids are wearing goalie masks.LOL!!!!!!
Pedro4life09 3 years ago
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is that lundqvist
bioniclehockey 3 years ago
no this is from the 90s
mkbk9 3 years ago
LMAO @ the "goalie" telling a story about Fleury and ends up with "Who wants some cookie?"
TheMagnificentDon 3 years ago 4
LMFOA.. when he says hes only 5'6, hes like to the kids your practically 5'6 ROFL. these commercials where the best.
hostile889 3 years ago
is that Mike Richter?
fireandy6 3 years ago
Um, no - but that is a Rangers jersey!
TotalityProductions 3 years ago
@fireandy6 I was gonna say Glenn Healy but he doesn't wear those types of masks
Islesowndisleague 1 week ago
Theoren Fleury was a good Flames player, and it was either him or Lanny MacDonald that had a terrific mustache
cfcops 3 years ago
Lanny Mac had the 'stache.
cmorand12 2 years ago
And whos this flury guy?
KenneWilleJ 3 years ago 4
lol fleury is 1 of the best sniper never see on nhl....
georhacks 2 years ago 2
Weak weak weak glove hand!!!!
Lutingburg 3 years ago
Lol, him telling the little kids a story about Theo Fluery was amazing. And then ending it with "Who wants a cookie!?" LOL
ChadWright74 3 years ago 2
LOL Who wants a cookie indeed!
Minizilla 3 years ago
Poor Richeter lol
nintendofan50 3 years ago 2
These Nike goalie advertisements are probably the most funny and creative sports ads I've ever seen.
MaximumPain123 3 years ago 6
Looks kinda like Mike Richter.
hockeyfreak896890 3 years ago 3
GOOD VIDEO
lizziebdog 3 years ago
...YOU'RE PRACTICALY 5'6"!!!
who wants a cookie?
great commercial
TMeyer88 3 years ago 2
"OH I STILL GOT IT....hay who wants a cookie :D" lmfao
mApLeLeAfs4EVA 3 years ago
"He's only 5'6", YOUR PRACTICALY 5'6"!" xD
Pinguindustry 3 years ago 4
"hes no mother goose"
goodbyeseeya00 3 years ago
who's this Flurey guy? F*in Gr8!!!
missfits09 3 years ago 2
''and who's this fleury guy?'' xD
godsfunereal 3 years ago 3
"Exposes the weak glove hand! WEAK!! WEAK!! WEAK!! WEAK!!"
maaan classic NHL commercials...
haha anyone have the one w/ the goalie tryin to get Sundin w/ the banana peels??
rapnjay 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha, THEO FLEURY! HE'S ONLY 5'6"! Oh man classic.
FrankTheTank3388 4 years ago
who wants a cookie lol
nickveenstra8 4 years ago
Who's this Fleury guy? (LOL!)
demdem69 4 years ago 3
Funniest part:
HE'S ONLY 5'6! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY 5'6!!!
taranchula97 4 years ago 6
"Who wants a cookie?"
fantastopotomus 4 years ago
I HATE THEO!man i missed those chants of crackhead. plus he broke sj sharkies ribs. i still miss him though. but he's gone because of rehab.still a crackhead :)
ak7cheech 4 years ago
thanks to a check by who??
sadez16 4 years ago
Theo (Theoren) Fleury
TotalityProductions 4 years ago
It was great to see these commercials again. Why did Nike stop doing hockey ads?
Flyyers 4 years ago
cause reebok is the sponsor now...
thevinshady 4 years ago
it's it nikebauer the company now
lakebonivistabros 4 years ago
lmfao thats funny
HockeyLovexx 4 years ago
Who wants a cookie?
iLoveVinnyLecavalier 4 years ago
fluery is not a good topic to be talking about in front of the kids, wouldnt want a babysitter to talk to my kids about a coke head
SteveO1887 4 years ago
So I guess George Bush is off topic then......
wellyes 4 years ago
And a whole lot of religious leaders!!
countroshculla 4 years ago
Ahahahahahaha...so true. I remember when he play in New York. Every other game he was out of the line-up for "personal reasons". In other words, he was down at the ol rehab clinic. lol.
polinikz 4 years ago
HES ONLY FIVESIX YOUR Practilly FiveSix lol
Lemonzo69 4 years ago 3
That cracked me up too
countroshculla 4 years ago
haha that killed me
ILoveRupertGrintx 4 years ago
now thats a slash. hahah
jeanjones9154 4 years ago
oh for god's sake relax...are you gonna argue that? did fleury do coke? yep. Was he short? you bet. did he have a bowel problem? yes. was he one of calgary's best players? damn right. i have his jersey on my wall. so..there are kids reading..how about you watch YOUR mouth?!
justjess1986 4 years ago
I WANT A COOKIE!!!!
ooploon 4 years ago 2
WEAK WEAK WEAK
logangee 4 years ago
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Weak! Weak! Weak!
fantastopotomus 4 years ago
WHO WANTS A COOKIE? LOL!
iLoveVinnyLecavalier 4 years ago 5
I would hire him anyday!
AYung 4 years ago
You must work in a preschool!
keikocat2001 4 years ago
LOL!!!!who wants a cookie?thats just out of nowhere?!!!
hockeygrlhoti07 4 years ago
Lmao!
Kingsammich2 4 years ago
WASH UR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!!!
JUANBREEZIO 4 years ago
HEY JUSTJESS....FUCK YOU!!!
JUANBREEZIO 4 years ago
pfff..I never said I wasn't a flames fan...theo fleury was one of their best players...he was also short, had a coke problem and an inflamed bowel. It's the truth.
justjess1986 4 years ago
Well, I can't see blaming him for the inflamed bowel problem. It's like getting mad at someone because their appendix burst. It's not something you go looking for in life.
keikocat2001 4 years ago
"He's only 5'6"! You're practically 5'6"!"
Calgary must be the only team in hockey history that can call a midget cokehead with an inflamed bowel their best player...:D
Funny how that goes....
justjess1986 4 years ago
watch ur mouth bitch dont talk bout calgary
baka191 4 years ago
Goalie: Now that's a slash-
Kid: Yeah, right
HAHAHAHA!
haroonaftab 4 years ago
roflmfao when he said ''who wants a cookie?''
Beepj 4 years ago 2
Fleury always gets more sh.t from people for his drug problems, like he's the only hockey player (or person) to suffer from addiction? What about Kevin Stevens, Bob Probert, Grant Fuhr, Rick Tocchet, etc?
B2B76 4 years ago
fuckin funny shit. dope
Checkit16 4 years ago
He is 5-6!!! you're all pratically 5-6!!!
HAHAHA, love it!
bigsamu 4 years ago
"who's this fleury guy"
hahaha
ballanel 4 years ago
Who is Theo Fleury? He is the guy who chose Crack Cocaine with the Rangers over his family and playing professional hockey in the NHL.
CCampLI 4 years ago
XD lmao
rosnicka 4 years ago
LOL
A ranger goalie who can't stop Fleury
TheBeautyoftheworld 4 years ago
LOL...that's hilarious, it would be a good set up for a movie basis eh?
scarryharry1984 4 years ago
next time i babysit im gonna dress up like that =p
KamikazeChris33 5 years ago
You gotta love Theo "I can drink you under the table any day" Fleury... He's a real "munson".
ellestud 5 years ago
OMG THIS IS AWSOME
KamikazeChris33 5 years ago
That's great!
TheWonderfulEgg 5 years ago
this is awesome hahaha!
KCommiss 5 years ago
fleury fleury fleury...he'd still be in the NHL if he wasnt such a maniac! i'll never forget the EIHL playoffs when he nearly repeated his attempted climb out of the bin to get to a fan!
abi24 5 years ago
Yea tht was me! :D ahh gd memories lol, still got the picture of him arguing with me lol
gav27691 4 years ago