Bill Bailey's Slayer

[AriochStarr]

No, I've never seen Slayer LIVE, but after I saw that Sir Bailey was a fan, I wanted to go see them LIVE, and I still do

[TulilaSalome]

@AriochStarr Go! I'm not a big fan as such, but they are GREAT live.

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

Its exactly what Slayer sounds like



[hyena419]

@ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr no, just no it does not

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

@hyena419 Yes it does. All the slayer fans are fucking tonedeaf (including slayer)

[hyena419]

@ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr nope sorry if thats what you think you get your ears checked

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

@hyena419 No. You should, you are most likely tonedeaf, bro.

[SonataArctica6666]

it's funny, that sounds exactly like my mates band. EXACTLY LIKE MY MATES BAND.

[kGmusicpage]

That's more like cannibal corpse. U can understand slayer

[mortemdrummer]

chemical warfare is a good song actually

[ErwinShrodinger]

You can just about make out 'This next one is, CHEMICAL WARFARE'

[matcfc]

wanker



[abckrazy]

The last song sounds like Rammstein - Du Hast

[0DaveC]

Am I the only one who actually heard Chemical Warfare when he goes "This next one is... CHUUFUWAAHUU!"?

[amortleselfes]

@0DaveC That's definitely chemical warfare !

[NoahsEdits]

@Twenty2Cells ummmm yes

[chrishorton2k8]

"Thank you." - HA!

[360Eagle]

Was the intro to his "snow white and the seven dwarves" from a slayer song, cos it was a cool riff

[runescapeia]

Bill Bailey's actually a big fan of Slayer.

[Incisionator]

If this were describing some shitty death metal band (and I mean a bad death metal, I love proper death metal), I'd agree.

[TeleCustom72]

sorry Bill, this isn't even a tiny bit funny, your comments do not describe Slayer in the slightest - they don't have two seconds songs, maybe you're thinking of Napalm Death (who are also awesome). back to the drawing board for this sketch, 0/10.

[DaveRelph001]

@TeleCustom72 He's a Slayer fan, it's just harmless comedy.

[Revolutionist88]

@TeleCustom72 aww don't be like that, don't take it to heart, it's just a bit of fun :)

[TeleCustom72]

@Revolutionist88 You're right, theres nothing wrong with poking fun, but this is really not funny.  His U2 sketch is good though.

[Revolutionist88]

@TeleCustom72 okay, i'm not gonna argue :) if you don't like it then fair enough :)

[TeleCustom72]

@Revolutionist88 I'm not arguing, just saying I don't like this particular sketch. If you do, then thats cool. Peace :D

[WorldPaintedBlood97]

@TeleCustom72 His favourite band are Slayer. So he's not some asshole insulting them. :)

[TeleCustom72]

@WorldPaintedBlood97 I get that, I watched an interview with him recently, he's definitely a metalhead. Anyone can insult Slayer all they want, I really don't care (honestly), I'm just stating that I don't find this particular sketch funny and prefer some of his other sketches.

[WorldPaintedBlood97]

@TeleCustom72 Ahh Fair enough, :D

[darkaltarios]

Slayer.... A great band.. King of thrash metal!

[TheSkullfukked]

@darkaltarios lol. no.

[dani1928]

what's wrong with his guitar?

[purplesquirrl]

@dani1928 Nothing. His treble is high.

[Teuras666]

He didnt even try to sound like them :(

[Chamonvspolen69]

Fuck you Bill.. You are a sucker.. sun of a bitch

[newman015]

@Chamonvspolen69

"sun of a bitch?"

Hahaha, terrible attempt at spelling.

[chinghue]

what is the first one?

[MadJack122]

turn the treble down! jesus!

[Joshua1vNine]

the second song was chemical warfare, but what was the first one?

[THEDEMON1989]

I hope he does this at Sonisphere :)

[BuRnSeY241]

@THEDEMON1989 Slayer should be in the crowd when he does play this

[THEDEMON1989]

@BuRnSeY241 oh yes mate, would be pricless to see there reaction haha :)

[3hickmanm]

@THEDEMON1989 they would probably find it funny as fuck

[THEDEMON1989]

@3hickmanm he should get them on stage with him when he does it lol

[3hickmanm]

@THEDEMON1989 thye could do the backing and have a laugh

[THEDEMON1989]

@3hickmanm hell yeah that would be incredible :D

[stanger121]

lol I'm a Slayer fan and this is f*****g funny

[provenelk]

slayer are amazing kings of metal fuck what anyone else thinks

[highestsettings]

@provenelk Lovely sense of humour you've got. Oh wait, you have none.

[provenelk]

@highestsettings Im your regular comedian. I didnt even know i was trying to be funny, thats how good i am.

[highestsettings]

@provenelk No I mean as you can't take a joke about a band you like.

[provenelk]

@highestsettings No i like the joke. I put it after reading comments below that slayer suck, and its obvious BB does like slayer so its all gravy.

[ClanChattan14]

@provenelk slayer are good but Ozzy is the king of metal......no......he's the lord of metal

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@provenelk Slayer hasn't been good since the mid-90's. And they definitely are not the kings of Metal.

[DaveRelph001]

@ThazuaBlackarrow Not the kings of metal, but saw them live on friday, no way can you say they're not good, was amazing.

[Zelos2210]

lol@the lighting guy not stopping his chases quick enough at 0:35

[MooseyFate100]

Love the intentionally terrible guitar tone.

[89Motorhead89]

Even if Kerry King or Tom Araya would see this they would shit their pants! This is just hillarious :P

[MrFretraperify]

SLAYER RULE!!!!

[TheRyworks]

BILL BAILEY RULES!!!

[MrFretraperify]

@TheRyworks Bill Bailey actually likes slayer?

[absurdul]

that sounds more like metallica

nothing slayer about it

[NoSssweat233]

@absurdul That does not sound anything like Metallica. What are you talking about?

[darthmoo7]

doesnt really sound like slayer, but still funny :P

[bek0hmsford]

He says "Chemical Warfare!" EXACTLY as it sounds on the Rips up Waldrock recording :P

[nik15]

He should update and say this is what most grindcore bands sound like... but of course no one would know what he's talking about.

[bassetts1899]

reminds me of du hast by rammstein :P

[GrungerLuke]

as a big slayer fan i must say this is fucking funny XDD

[Radz117]

@GrungerLuke Why are you saying it as if you can't laugh at something you like?

[GrungerLuke]

@Radz117 i didnt say it like that. im just saying that i like it because even bill likes slayer and if bill likes it hes gonna take the piss out of it *obviously in a good way* then we all can laugh at the same time because bill said we should, we should obey the long haired wizard of call centers.

[Zarathustratosphere]

thing is, BB likes Slayer - I've seen him in an interview wearing a Slayer shirt. He just knows how hyper-offendable some of their fans can be

[stitcha123]

the fairy tale riff is very metallica..

[rockerseven]

@stitcha123 lol i was thinking the same thing

[10Dante4]

doesnt matter how many times i watch it...it still makes me laugh

[stitcha123]

leave slayer alone! lol

[Bonabopn]

Three slayer fans didn't like this video. :(

[Tatemo1]

anyone got the tabs for the riff at 0:52 - 1:03????

[hailrealmetal666]

LOVE BILL BAIILEY AND LOVE SLAYER!!! <3 <3 <3

[hugsithebear]

SLAYER!!!!!! \m/

[ArchibaldClumpy]

Um, Slayer doesn't really do growling vocals. Tom Araya yells and wails like the vocalist in a punk band - Bill's playing Slayer riffs with some parody of Cannibal Corpse vocals.

[falloftheelite]

@ArchibaldClumpy No offence, but no one gives a shit

[dragonforks93]

@falloftheelite lol amen to that

[WestwoodTheOaf]

@falloftheelite I love you. and i want your babies :)

[RageJimm]

The Chemical Warfare thing is taken from the last track of Decade of Aggression where chemical warfare is the last song they play. When I heard it I was like "Hey, that's the Bill Bailey one". They actually do both the low growly "CHEMICAL WARFARE!!!!" and then "Thank you" at the end. Love for Bill!

[muntificator]

Thats my exact guitar =D

[monkeyboy6676]

There can't be much of an age difference between bill and some of the guys in Slayer, As good a musician as Bill is, he wouldn't last one song on stage with Slayer.

[senluijr]

@monkeyboy6676

he would leave the stage in disgust?

Bill Bailey is incredible talented in mulitple instruments, I have no doubt he could play most if not all of the slayer songs, look through the music BB has altered, not only playing the original music but changing some aspect of it to great comic effect, that is not easy to do well, let alone as well as he does.

[monkeyboy6676]

@senluijr I agree that he is an excellent musician, and a gifted comic, I am a fan of Bills. I know its a joke, but I still think he'd have trouble keepin' up!. Unless he posts a serious cover we will never know! ; )

[senluijr]

@monkeyboy6676

True true, I believe the skills he shows means that he could play the song, maybe at the speed Slayer play it maybe not. I doubt he would have the stamina to play full speed for an hour at their pace but then again BB is surely over thirty now and so must be losing some of his stamina to age.

[dexterjau3]

@senluijr Obviously he lacks the practice, but it isn't that hard (for a guitar player) to play full speed at their usual pace. Heck, Rush does 3 hour long shows and they're almost 100 yo.

[BlueDemon77]

@monkeyboy6676 @senluijr

I'd like to see Slayer do stand up comedy in return for BB playing with Slayer! I'm a fan but have you ever heard interviews? Hardly the sharpest tools in the shed are they? :-D

[mikapromotesobesity]

@senluijr You obviously don't play the guiter.

[rockrenegade]

He is actually a Slayer fan. I asked him. He was also interested to know that he performed in the same venue tonight as they did three years ago. He played the Chemical Warfare Riff on an oud as well as Nirvana and Motorhead.

[dopewithabass]

That distortion is just grim xD its so thin

[bigdthirtytwo]

Love the Belinda Carlyle ending! lolz

[DomIstKrieg]

I reckon he is a slayer fan. He knows the song name and the fact that tom araya always "thank you" in that exact voice after every song.

[grauekatze]

bit more like grindcore, but still funny ^^

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

this doesnt actually prove he doesnt like slayer, hes just being a comedian i mean that IS his job

[ska2808]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 I listen to a lot of metal and extreme metal, but I can laugh at it very easily (come on, a lot of it is pretty ridiculous). People tend to take it way too seriously.

[Malfinnien]

lol, Bill Bailey is a big Metallica fan, and in my experience we don't tend to like Slayer :D

[PersianAustralian]

@Malfinnien I know a lot of Metallica fans who like Slayer. Myself included. But, yes, I do know some Metallica fans who would never listen to Slayer.

[JamesHetfieldIsGod]

@Malfinnien

im a MASSIVE metallica fan and i listen to alot of slayer ......

[chocosparx]

Well Slayer are better than Metallica. Its just a fact. im not saying they are more succussful than metallica and they certainly arent more mainstream, but they are overall more highly skilled musicians and they also put on a ten times as better show than that of Metallica. Dont got me wrong, metallica are fucking amazing and i have listened to all their (good) albums inhumanly, but Slayer are the better band

[aapje99]

@chocosparx always some prick who has to take on the "this band is far more better than that band" debate on some other video..xD

[slayeroflight]

@chocosparx

More highly skilled musicians?

I've gotta hand it to you that pretty much anyone is a better drummer than Lars, but have you heard Kerry King solo? Saying your statement was fact, especially when pertaining to something like music, makes you sound pretentious.

[gh3rckl3gend]

@slayeroflight Well its slayer, there music is evil sounding shit, and it sounds fucking good, so therefore that means the solo's arent suppost to be fucking steve vai's for the love of god

[slayeroflight]

@gh3rckl3gend You completely missed the point. I'm not saying Kerry has to sound anything like Vai, but most of his solos lack any kind of musical structure. The point I was trying to make was that there is no such thing as one band being better than another, because all music is subjective. What may seem good to you or me will not be as good to someone else. Please read the post carefully before making an unnecessarily curse filled and grammatically incorrect response.

[gh3rckl3gend]

@slayeroflight What i meant was, the solo's arent meant to be the worlds greatest.

[slayeroflight]

@gh3rckl3gend I'm fully aware of that.

[slayeroflight]

@gh3rckl3gend Also, judging by your comment, are you implying that because a band sounds evil, and is good, that their (please note correct use of the word) solos should be sloppy and incomprehensible?

[jamesrocks4eva]

Bill Bailey! \m/

Slayer! \m/

[crazyhaircut94]

Also, it sounded like the song was called "Chemical Warfare".

[MrDogsbody]

@crazyhaircut94 it is, cos 'chemical warfare' is an actually slayer song :)

[crazyhaircut94]

Is this from 'Bewilderness'?

[graymalkin1234]

XD fucking hillarious

[EmoEwok666]

OWWOWWOOWOWOW.... hi were slayer LOLOL!O!LO

[felicitaeXniamh]

lol bill bailey rules