ONISION SUCKS!!!!!! makeup tutorial

[convalescence6]

I love soundly awake and hate onision

[loalflfe1]

@selty What ex girlfriend bs?

[selty]

He has subs because he's an attractive emo boy. What's new? 

[jesusfreak9199]

xD Ass hat lol

[keysaysassah]

:) AMAZING <3

[ashleyamc]

SUBSCRIBED. I hate Onision.

[ShaneDawsonandme]

i watch this everytime i wanna rant about onision but dont have too cuz she explains my thoughts.

[About9000ninjas]

"HEY IT'S ME FRED!

WAIT DON'T HIT THE SKIP BUTTON!"

YES HIT THE FUCKING SKIP BUTTON.

Love you justine <3

[emmanrulz]

Onision is awesome =D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RadioActiveImpaler]

@emmanrulz no.

[emmanrulz]

@RadioActiveImpaler Really you needed to reply to my comment what you want to start a comment war, what are you going to do CAPS LOCK me to death.

[RadioActiveImpaler]

@emmanrulz no, I don't like caps lock :| Their rather annoying...

[emmanrulz]

@RadioActiveImpaler By the way Onision is awesome :)

[ostritchman101]

God Onision is an attention whore..I can't stand him anymore.

[foctam]

At least Onision is entertaining, your video and hatred bored the shit out of me. BTW you are so cool and perfect.

[RadioActiveImpaler]

@foctam wrong.

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@foctam onision is nowhere near entertaining he kills brain cells worldwide. jpmetz is true.

[magicswaper]

i never really like Richard onision.... reminded me of onions.

[NorwegianCommie]

im gonna punch my baby in the face! calm down, he wont remember it...

[NicolaAlexandrovna]

@NorwegianCommie

Don't be such a little bitch

[Uhhnel]

Side note, thanks for mentioning birchbox.. love it.

[pwnstarispro]

i saw this in 2010, but due to onions recent shenanigans... I felt I needed this makeup tutorial again. JPMETZ <3 I love you.

[XANAXXTASY]

I'm glad you made a video about not liking him. I always thought he was a complete dumb ass, His videos aren't funny whatsoever & he's a fucking faggot. I don't understand why people watch his videos or subscribe to him.

[kristyfersherr]

I unsubscribed just so I could subscribe again

[LlamasInYourCloset]

Onision is an idiot. I wish more people could see that.

He's not funny either.

[SVUrules54]

Circumcision is a religious matter. It always has been. It's a commandment.

[Rizzolification]

alcohol kills the virus! It's true. :)

[CrotainProductions]

one question, why you attacking greg????

[Sc33n3]

@CrotainProductions Did you even watch the video?

[CrotainProductions]

@Sc33n3 lol uhm no....

[Clawzies]

JUSTINE PREDICTS THE FUTURE!

[Sushihater445]

Oni<'33 hes awesome ;3

[LAWLoROFL]

I personally think that circumcision is wrong. and Onision DID NOT force his opinion on me. I'm circumcised and IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS! because the head is sensitive on fabric it causes serious pain!

[selty]

@LAWLoROFL Well in your case, your doctor did it wrong but I do agree it's a silly thing to do but religious things can be silly but they still happen.

[TheSalemW]

Eh... I don't really like Onision to begin with, but I do agree with him on the circumcision issue. It doesn't make you a bad parent, but it's unnecessary pain for an infant that has no benefit to the child besides in extreme cases in which it is recommended by a doctor. The United States Health Organizations are some of the only ones left that even try to say that it in some ways benefits the child.

[shamidkpzd]

@TheSalemW I don't agree with circumcision either. However I do realize that most people have been taught that it is beneficial to do this procedure. I mean even the doctors insist that it's better to be circumcised even though it isn't really true. I don't have a problem with his opinion. But he's a prick for calling someone a bad parent all over the Internet.

[IcetricX]

I COMPLETELY agree. Onision is a total prick. He's conceited. Greedy. And not even funny. I watched his main channel and never cracked a smile. I watched Onisionspeaks because at first I thought he had an ounce of intelligence, and he IS a bright boy, but he's too crass and never shuts up. He has no respect for others and THEIR opinion and constantly claims "I'm not forcing my opinion on others. They CHOOSE to follow/watch me" True that, but doesn't mean talk shit to your viewers. Asshole.

[dibbydancingdeer1]

Oh man,The onision sheep is the worst.their flock consists of two sets of people,stupid impressionable pre-teen to early teen girls and emo guys( which both parties love anime)that are on the borderline of being gay(not that there's anything wrong with that)but its just ridiculous,and sad that they can't have any kind of a belief,or opinion of they're own, so they listen to jackoffs like onision!

[danielpach4]

Just up fat slut

[jokawild555]

@danielpach4 Wow you sound smart.

[InfiniteWhizBang]

Greg is a self absorbed twat.

[VICKYthemonkey]

Its just a illusion

I dont feel good

THIS IS JUST POWDER! xD

[Malakaiea]

I hate onision lol he's so stupid

[Nini606m]

Shut the fuck up!!!!

[BrandonMarkSubThis]

@Nini606m This is her video...what is she supposed to do, stare blankly at the camera for five minutes?

[maddypeek]

onision is amazing..

[mondezdurden]

@maddypeek amazingly sick in the head.

[Kyzaaah]

onocean lol

[ErikReinholdtHansen]

Onision DID suck, and he STILL does.

[cutiepiemonkey12]

Ur very beautiful and funny!:)

[stefantom4]

5:26.. contridicting yourself abit there

[stefantom4]

2:46 = pain

[sevlow49]

Oh god I wish this video was longer. Subbin. <3

[123heythereyou]

Hahah what a stupid fat bitch who does she think she is talking about onision like that! Go put on some more fucking bronzor

[ShadowRaven96]

Fuck you jpmetz

[ripboiz]

@justonedreamaway ew disguisting

[iBritEliz]

she kinda has a point lol love ya justine!

[JustOneDreamAway]

I love you! Marry me. I'm a heterosexual girl, but still...marry me.

[MSXPERTFOX]

I agree with you, Onison does suck but you are far worse. Onison at least has a pretty face to look at.

[JustOneDreamAway]

@MSXPERTFOX trolllllllllllllllllllllll

[ashleytylerbree]

so you're stating your strong opinion about stating strong opinions.

[chocchipcookiegirl]

you rule :D

[swiftdasher]

To be fair, circumcision removes 40-60% of all nerve endings on the penis, which makes sex far less awesome. Personally, I'm strongly against it. BUT spamming twitter is such a faggy thing to do. Unjustified.

[Sushihater445]

hahaha noooo Oni rocks<'3

[realsaraSKELLINGTON]

The thing I can't wrap my head around is the fact that Onision sort of "sells" himself all over the internet. It didnt shock me that when his girlfriend or whatever ex, was having a siezure or some kind of mental emergency on the floor, the first thing Onision does is grab his camera and start filming. This guy is seriously a fat-headed idiot. It obviously seems that the only thing he cared about instead of her state of health was getting some youtube gold. >.<

[MightehDuck]

Ur still ugly with the makeup.

[EjPwned]

@MightehDuck prettier than you. ;)

[MightehDuck]

@EjPwned Maybe.... *troll face*

[xolullaby23]

if i could like the 1000 times i would! i love you and shay!=D

[MrEvilTogepi]

wow you pwnded Onision baddly

[StormyRobbins]

I hate how onision always makes a huge deal out of everything just to get attention. He makes videos telling every little detail about his life, then he goes and gets pissed when people won't "stay out of his business". Idiot.

[loalflfe1]

I un subscribed to onision because Justine doesn't like him.

[selty]

@loalflfe1 You will as well when you find out about his ex girlfriend bullshit.

[emilythebee]

I thought this said "Onions Suck"

[AZaikoku]

I agree with many things you said: onision doesn't really think things through before stating his opinions(and he does it in a very clumsy way) and he's always caught up in drama that is mostly because of him being a bit naive, but I don't think he's all bad. the way he could make things even a bit better would be by deleting "onision speaks" and just do comedy and occasional collab.vlogs.

[YamiToYugi]

Oh, buddy. You should see what he's doing NOW!

[gerbil545]

You should probably make a new video about why Onision sucks... Just sayin'. Or just re-post "I EAT MEAT," same difference.

[JordanGBR93]

hahaha, these videos make me laugh, they're like your own little release of stress

[katiemyladyyy]

I love how you start talking about the chesapeake bay bridge XD haahah. and you aren't in delaware when you cross it, its more maryland :)

[Blue7wolf]

I love you, you are awesome!!! will you marry me?

<3

[ghanagirl45]

i love you soooooo much justine :D

[MuziiMaaka]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Danakusyn]

wait people seriously get 56 cents for each view 0.o

[renoloverxoxo]

@Danakusyn Depends on how popular you are. Smosh gets about 3 quarters, but they have a shitload of subscribers.

[renoloverxoxo]

Shaycarl is the boy's father. Until the boy is old enough to make his own choices, it's Shay's decision to circumsize. In the end, the foreskin is vestigial like the appendix.

Besides, it's easier to jack off without it. (Source: Internet)

[MelissaMassacre16]

Bitch please xD

[UnaxShanxOlee]

Laughed my ass off. Where has this channel been my whole life???? LET ME LOVE YOU!

[aliquigs1]

I love the randomness of this video :3

I think he's an unentertaining prick as well. x

[Thexloi]

FUCK YOU :)

[katsouela]

@Thexloi ασε μωρη.δικιο εχει.

[SmiteFieldProduction]

@1337Cassie she does that on purpose dumb shit

[ShaybleShaye]

you got some nasty teeth

[katty81690]

i hate onision. i first unsubbed him when this crap happened, but then i went back to his channel about 2 weeks ago and saw he like cheated on his wife, got a divorce, and knocked up some fat bitch. when just last year he was basically talking about how he doesn't like/support fat people. lol, makes sense, right? he just tries so hard. he's...what....26? and he's acting like a 12 year old. personally i liked him better when he was a fucking douche bag and married. now...omfg.

[leedawson66]

she reminds me of my old teacher, Bitchy, clueless and wears makeup like a skank.

[monsterinthere]

omg be quite flippin onision is awesome (n) (oo) (n)

[Brrrrrrrrrenda]

Am I not subscribed? Well I am now :)

[AileyHay]

I LOVE ONISION.!! (^.^) Who cares.,, Get a life., Get over it., Forgive., And., Forget., Love Aileyhay A.k.a Onision fan 4life (^.^)

[fenialilith1]

@AileyHay haii im an onision fan4life either...but she just exppressed her opinion and why u watched it or comment it if u have to say mean things?do u know how much ppl can be hurted by that?

[AileyHay]

@fenialilith1 No., its not that I didnt come here to dog on peoples vids., and I didnt mean to., so if I did., Im sorry to whomever I "offended"., Im not one of those people who nag about everything., I just put my point out., Onision is Onision. He's a person-Human, nobody is perfect., and she trys to say Onision sucks., when really its making her stand out in the odd more because all she does is rant about onision. Its Youtube.

[1337Cassie]

dont conceal your eyelids. lol.

[MinecraftAdditict]

That's dumb, everyone makes mistakes.

[RoknAzns]

You are spot on about this man, he is now divorced and started new drama that involves a former canadian pop singer..

[Fireinthefudgehole]

"ocean" hahahah nice

[lucas5665]

Lmao love you

[zombijoe]

you sound like a dude!

[TheBWrighter]

haha this video is awesome

[bobzzz23]

I live in delaware thanks for the complment (; btw marry me justine.<33

[vieattlechick]

I feel the same way for Onision as I feel for RWJ. I don't like either. I don't like the way they used special effects to promote their videos. Their videos have no context whatsoever except reuploading videos that are already out there. Too many youtubers are doing that now just toreceive views for themselves by using pictures/titles of the original videos. People have gone so low to do that they have no self respect anymore. >< Ah, the benefits of technology and media.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Had you said a year later, you would have hit it on the damn head.

[ExtremeRecluse2011]

maybe onision just wants his forskin back for lack of girth or something and is angry about it. lmao!

[strawberrie004]

you are amazing !

[mjluver2000]

I love how your eye twitches. lol

[TheChocolatecola]

thats kind of how twitter works and onision is onision so dont question him and his awesomesess

[crazy1111111111]

The funny thing is, she was correct about more drama...A SHIT ton of drama at that since this video was made. It's pathetic when you can see right through his BS. I don't hate him for his beliefs or his veganism. I hate him for making me feel like crap for my beliefs and choosing to eat meat. His drama is a completely different story. The fact that he goes towards the camera when shes having a medical problem makes it so damn fake. I am a hater, and I am going to hate.

[sezuor]

Circumcision is as stupid as Onionson

[TheSeabuscus]

Yup haters gunna hate. and i fuckin hate onision/gerg

[crazybabe72]

Because of this video, i now love onision. Thank you :)

[HwangPasta]

@crazybabe72 Trying reverse psychology? I C WUT U DID THAR. You just must be a pre-teen, impressionable girl to love Onision. Lol.

[crazybabe72]

@HwangPasta No. I actually did not know about onision before this and when haters talk about them it actually makes the person they're hating more popular and i'm not. I was just thanking her for showing me a very awesome youtuber. You must be a retarded troll. :)

[HwangPasta]

@crazybabe72 I am a troll? What/who have I trolled? Please, tell me. I avoided using any derogatory terms towards you, unlike you have done to me. You are (I hope) a person of average intelligence who can read the title of the above video to see, yes, this video is not supportive of Onision, hence it says "ONISION SUCKS!". Therefore, for you, to come here , in support of him is like digging your own grave. I am merely the one who decided to throw you into that grave, figuratively.

[crazybabe72]

@HwangPasta UMADBRO??? 

[HwangPasta]

@crazybabe72 Nope, I am not mad. But thank you for asking.

[HwangPasta]

@crazybabe72 And though the woman in the video above could have gotten her point across without calling Onision all sorts of names, she did manage to state exactly what he does; date and screw up every girl he meets, and be a freaking hypocrite. Notice that other similar Youtubers in Sketch Comedy, like Shane Dawson or iJustine, don't do the shit Onision does to get attention. That's because they can rely on their actual comedic talent to hold subscribers.

[MindFugger]

@HwangPasta I thought he was gay?!

[crazybabe72]

@HwangPasta well that's your opinion. I love onision and i find his advice helpful most of the time. Ya he screws up but he's only human. Don't act like you never fucked up before, we all do. and maybe next time she hates on someone she prob shouldn't say his name because that just makes him more popular. Plus he's funny too, despite the drama. That's just my opinion. Haters gunna hate.

[RoknAzns]

@crazybabe72 Do you still hold this opinion? Lol

[crazybabe72]

@RoknAzns Yup, I still think he's awesom

[lisalovesyou82]

I first seen you in your emily dickinson video and if im being honest I found you real irritating. Thankfully I have watched some more of your posts and have now come to the conclusion that your ace :) I love listenning to you rant. It's some how calming. Your release my inner rant, by watching you.

[Eihposnoskcaj]

I love you!

[pockyprincess12]

i watched onision for the reandom shit he did but after a few months it got boring as fuck but i hung around, hoping for it to get better, then he started getting SOOOOOOOO stupid. like..... yeah it started pissing me off so i unsubscribed

[badlydrawnkid6]

@pockyprincess12 I did that same thing. I don't hate Onision, I just don't care for his jokes. His OnisionSpeaks channel is pretty good sometimes. I know I'm not going to agree with everything he says, but that's just life. His humor reminds me of a bored kid with nothing to do and no where to go.

[T3hXBLAshow]

haters gonna hate

[softball1394]

ahah this was perfect. i love your personality

[khkid7]

man



[Pinkevilducky]

Thats not happiness its shimmer!

[katbear11]

I f$&@$)((::():)"$ hatte you

[janathelamb3]

SO GLAD YOU HATE ONISION TOO!

[janathelamb3]

Onision does fucking suck. Please tell me this is not sarcasm

[stiltonchees]

Onision seems like a dumbass... the thing with the circumcision seemed not thorough though. I think the problem isn't the memory but rather that it is a permanent physical change that the child has absolutely no choice in making. It'd be like tattooing your kid's dick. Furthermore if I go and drop roofies in a girls drink and have sex with her wearing a condom, it doesn't matter because she wouldn't remember? Onision seems dumb as said. But I wish youtubers would present better arguments.

[sillymaddie56]

she the ugliest u ever seen :o LOL!!!!!!! ANYWAY I JUST 11

[Rabiaku]

@sillymaddie56

You being 11 isn't an excuse. Now, stop being a dumbass and get off the internet.

[RtoojBntOmha]

I h8 onision

[DannixxxDd]

Why WAS she holding that paint bucket??

[LucasCAPS]

Why didn't you stick to speaking ill of his asshole-like attitude? Why did you make guesses about his artistic quality? You couldn't separate personal from professional, and when it comes to Onision, you have to, 'cause he can be quite annoying, but only outside his job.

[SCUBARANGERS1]

no need to get so butthurt.

[darkblade9957]

LOL. this is so funny, honestly, i cannot take this siriously. first, you were complaining about onision having his own opinion on someone, ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEACH MORON! you just complain and complain and you dont do anything, you wana burn the "moldy old bridge" that is onision, pffffft. your stating your own opinion about a guy who just states his own opinion you freaken MORON!!!! LOL.

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 So because she has an opinion responding to Onision's opinion she's a dumbass? Doesn't that by your logic mean you're a dumbass for responding to her with your opinion?

:P You weren't even close to a real point.

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus even though she has freedom of speech, she dosnt have to use it to complain about onision (who THOUSANDS of people love) cuz its pointless, im doing it because im a fan of onision and its pathetic, and if shes just going to sit there, make videos, and complain, then she needs to get up, do something with her life, and stop complaining about how "onision is ruining the world" and btw, putting makeup on a video, not very good

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 -looks at jpmetz's channel- oh yeah she doesn't do ANYTHING, excuse me but doesn't having a fanbase and giving useful information to people on the internet, while getting paid for it, constitute as doing something about life? As for the make-up thing, you don't know what satire is do you?

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus do you really even care? i just think haters are wasitng their time, their not doing anything exept post hate comments and thumbs down, not very affective

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 Well I'm responding and defending Jpmetz, so yes I do care. Also haters don't exist by their own definition. It's just a cheap way to detract criticism, a mental barrier so to speak. Onision doesn't have critics or people who disagree with him, he has haters, people he deem have no real reason to disagree with him.

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus basicly the same thing

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 Not even close...

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus how?

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 A critic is someone who points out problems with someone/something in the hopes of improving someone/something. A hater is defined as someone who is perceived as disliking something either without reason, or irrational reasons. Big difference between the two, even then Haters don't exist due to that little word "perceived" they irrationally hate something, or have no reason to hate something, because the person calling them a hater sees them as irrational.

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus the haters think him dying is a better way, ask them, this is still pathetic

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 Okay fine I'll ask them, oh wait Haters don't exist so there are none to ask.

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus look at some of the comments on onisions videos, they exist

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 Okay -looks-

they are critics.

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus im sirious, people tell him to go die, really look

[Bluemagus]

@darkblade9957 Well he tells people to go die all the time, I see no problem. It's just Onision tasting his own medicine.

[darkblade9957]

@Bluemagus when? when did he say that people should go die?

[eClickNick]

I want to make that movie " the grimy, slimy bridge to nowhere"..

I <3 you....

[Electrifiable]

i love you.



[MyahhYup90]

ONISION SUCKS W00t!

[Dirtspawn064]

also if he sucked he wouldnt make so many people laugh. its not because were stupid or dumb or anything, its because its my sense of humor. everyone has their own sense of humor. i disagree with onision on a lot of his opinions and has offended me but hell i still find him hilarious and that never made me complain about him. just let his opinions be his own you dont need to post videos about this.

[MyahhYup90]

@Dirtspawn064 you dont need to comment bitch