Nalts Free eBook: "How to Become Popular on YouTube Without Any Talent"

[nathanieldurkin1]

If we've learned anything from "funniest home videos" its that babies and animals rule and everyone else is a hater trying to win a prize.

[1marceltony]

nut bar..

[lilbluehersheykiss]

youre not that popular.

[FluffyJetProductions]

Going to download pdf now - thanks Nalts.

[FallOutBoy1201]

Hahahaha I care Nalts! Congratulations! Although this was like a year ago, and you've probably had millions of other sites to blog about your book. :)

[peneraserlove]

hahahaha

[UhOhParkingViolation]

@cooltebecool

I did this and it didnt work, so please stop spamming. Thanks.

[OverlordJake]

lol, that is a hilarious way to promote your free ebook, which I enjoyed reading.

[zocurtis]

You must be a hundred thousandair by now... All of these views you guys are racking up.

[ecleticbelle]

lol

@ forget the baby

[onemanarmy675]

thats so friggin cheap dood

[RutledgeFilmGroup]

Thanks so much Nalts. I'm going to download it without now!

-Ethan Lockhart

RFG

[AlexandrewPerson]

I have no idea what this video is about. All I registered is that the baby is really cute.

[PearlJam9108]

Stupid

[amallove1]

haters!

[ProiteXswe]

this book whas not that good ..

[hotstrike96]

to much keep dreaming

[ProiteXswe]

lol

[foehngreen]

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[ratemychannel]

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[xjasongarciax]

LOL, I love this video again! :o)

[warlocksarewatching]

I CARE!!!

[rodnisms]

Nalts, it is because of this video that I'm subscribing...

[oathkeeper312213]

its because of this video your retarded, talking about "how to become popular without talent", THIS GUY HAS NO TALENT

[XkoRnflakeX]

Oh my God he has 666 videos

[chrisbaronne]

no, he has 669 videos !!

[XkoRnflakeX]

Well chrisbaronne u need to get your fuckin facts straight before u jump to conclusions like that. As u can hopefully see,my comment was added 5 days ago.And in that time dont u think that nalts could have added 3 more videos?So u need to go do something else than going around trying to tell off people.

[chrisbaronne]

well im not stupid i know it

[canofbeanz]

nope...NOW he has 674 video's

[chrisbaronne]

yo delete this comment once he gets over that number :-)

[canofbeanz]

nah too much work

[XkoRnflakeX]

just shut the fuck up u cock sucking bitch!

[canofbeanz]

what the hell is problem i just joking...kind of

[chrisbaronne]

Now you have a thumb down, are you happy ?

[RokkerXXD]

"Forget the baby for second, I'm on TehCrunch!!!" LOL that was so funny

[Fezproductions]

I read your book and i found it very helpful, and I like the way you write, it's very fun to read.

[Fezproductions]

that was so funny you just like lost it

[magicjack30]

How do we get your ebook dude!!

[starmist1]

Aw to seventh W power

[FailedSquare]

forget the baby for a second!

lol my god... he knows the formula... for popular. . . ness

[MobyPorcelian]

hah huhuahua xD i cant stop.. huahua

[Tevinlopez123]

You scared the baby lol

[BettaScream]

rofl! Even the baby was shocked. lol

[nerdyishot]

rofl

[aia22]

Nalts,you're much cuter than the baby ♥

[cocoman2121]

hahahaha

[StormWoIf]

Fun-nee!

[Shmebber]

I hope he told everyone he was actually going to say that, otherwise it would've been really mean...

[alltymthynker]

POOR NALTS, how dare them, you deserve more attention than that cute adorable baby any day.WIFEOFNALTS should be ashamed.

[lollymayhannah]

ha ha

[moooingcow]

Oh... Cute baby!

[u2chicky]

someone being a lil testy.... :p

[Arpege92]

You are adorable.

[th00ht]

FUNNY!!

[TheLastHero14]

Please tell me this was a joke? if not you need to sort your prioritys nalts BIG TIME!!!

God bless,

Daniel.

[MofJ104]

Please tell me THAT was a joke! If not you're a moron.

Douche.

[Lollollolzero]

forget the baby for a sec im on tech crunch! lol

[rachelroxmyhatoff]

i want a grahmcracker

[craftycards]

lol , o my gosh !

[elizard]

Poor, baby!

[WoodyRythms]

nalts, nalts, better than the cults

watchings like being hit by bolts

something for adults

like a rack full of salts

nalts nalts

she who compleyes with meyt wiLL be wierdosewds out forever.

A new book: How to spell by isdhsuis

[lillost]

hahaha

[PlythonJ]

Tech Crunch: Love it! It's like a cereal, for babies!

Nice to learn of you here. Just did yesterday. Buck.

Peace.

Jeremiah Christopher

[mcdonalds456]

LOL

[ShadeCOPY4]

XD Nice one. ^^

[D4Shawn]

I actually came across (maybe a month ago) an article you wrote on that very subject. Needless to say, it didn't work (I'm still not famous). I'm not sure if it's your writing or my vlogging...

[iiswansongii]

You have 500 subscribers...that is hardly 'not' popular :P :) you must be doing something right!

[D4Shawn]

Sure... but my ultimate goal is to blow sxephil out of the water, and he's got 60,541 subscribers (so I'm lagging just a little behind). Heck, he's got even more subscribers than nalts does. Maybe nalts, myself, and boh3m3 should team up and take out sxephil along with his 60,541 evil little minions. Who's with me?

[SCIFIFANS]

just not as cute as the baby I guess

[blackturtleus]

E-books can be quite successful sellers. Bruce Eckel published "Thinking in Java" online and it still is a top seller in the traditional book form.

[iansinsane321boom]

Funny jank

[JohnyClane]

At Nights it is colder as outside.

[homidog11]

lmao

[anwad1]

The book did't work for me =/

[MalyssaAK]

lol your dramatic little song bit at the end...

[SweetMandersxoxo]

hilarous- "Forget the baby for once!"

[buhhhk]

NALTS...☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺­☺☺☺☺

N-now we know why we watch Youtube

A-ants in Nalts pants

L-laughs from viewers

T-total hit

S-sits and eats who knows what

[ocelotzorz]

owned

[cooldudeguy3]

I LOVED THE BOOK!!!

[malkav1]

OMG !!!! That was hilarious !!

Great Stuff Nalts !

[ajani57]

Ha ha, funny one. You sounded like Rainman in the beginning.

[mikeabundo]

Babies have the unique ability to upstage *anything*.

[vjm1234]

That baby is the YUMMIEST thing I've ever seen.  Future YouTube star. I'm off to learn how to be popular on YouTube ;-) - SMiley:D

[LisaMurray]

great reaction shot from family member! LOL

[samcamfilms]

lol!

[crashvirus]

I like Techcrunch - even though Duncan (one of the writers there) is an insipid child. Mike is still awesome and very insightful though.

Props for getting mentioned on there!

[jesicalea]

Babies upstage everything. haha

Funny Video. ;)

[dylanrotert]

if a kiwi was a piece of farting lard cake who would eat the kiwi....maybe ur mom......idk my bff nalts.....diahria.............­.......my anusssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssss i eat the kiwi

[Justinmazing]

The camel has 3 eyes, and they're all looking at you.

I really want that piece of cheese.

[IAGuy06]

I think someone needs his diaper changed. :)

[ChickenNotBread]

3 Words to solve your baby problem... Dead Baby Jokes

[DistortedAudio2]

Nalts is the man!!!!!

[perfectlittlelife]

Great vid, Nalts. 5 stars for not charging for your book (even though we would have paid for it).

[kteachone]

aw, poor nalts.

are you a ze frank fan?

[akmediascope]

Are the haters gone? funny stuff! Babies should be illegal. the stifle our creativity.

[TruthCeeker333]

Papa's John's pizza advertisements...Yeah! Your moving up! :D

[banjodeluxe]

haha!

[GoneIsGone]

You're a Geek, Notta Nerd... You're a Geek Notta Nerd... You're a Geek Notta Nerd

Technology is very Crunchy :-)

[ps3jp911]

you are my hero

[aurayon]

LOL! That was hilarious!

Cute baby :)

[DeathRattle101]

haha!! the baby wins again!

[kiten2cat12345]

lol poor Nalty.. but that baby is so cute!

I'll read you book so I can be a weblebrity like you! yay!

[the7thwreck]

haha! babies. YES THAT WAS MY COMMENT

[babyjaby]

bah!hahahahaha!

[USALawyer]

Book Review Cont. As is known, cracking the YT code d/n necessarily mean cracking the YT money. And that has always been a real mystery to me. Even Gary Brolsma (Numa, Numa), who may have had the biggest one hit wonder ever, was not able to turn it into a regular day job. So, where is the real day job in video? Being an Editor for YT, perhaps? Thanks for writing it. END.

[USALawyer]

book review cont. Hmm. Videos ... like sex for some people ... should be short and to the point (90 seconds) and end with a "big finish." Correct?

Point "one," on Page 22 of your book. I am here. Nes pa?

[USALawyer]

Book Review Cont. Unless you are independently wealthy, success on YT seems to require; 1) making videos that don't suck; 2) watching everyone's else's videos, and 3) hanging out at night on Stickam. This would give me no time to earn a living. Correct? Or, did I miss something.

[USALawyer]

Talentless people suck; they need not apply. Nalts, Kevin, How To Become Famous on YouTube: Without Any Talent, WillVideoforFood, LLC, (PA), page 9.

Use of "pissed off," once got me removed from a podium. Id., Page 5.

[USALawyer]

Ok, I downloaded it and read it. Here are my string cite comments, hopefully not spamming your page.

It easy to download and read.

Kudos for writing a book. According to a Survey reported by Northwester University, about 80% of Americans "think," they have a book to write. Only about 1 to 2% ever get far enough to get the manuscript written. New York Times.

[DexFlemming]

You would be such an awsome father!But i personally think my dads better but you be in 2nd

[VYCNT07]

vean 1 VIDEO LA RAJA Q SE LLAMA se cayo el maty

[BOBIzizou87]

Loool...Nalts a party pooper? =)

Take care!

[TandEeesDad]

Makes ya wanna have another one (kid) doesn't it?

[aLiShikari]

Niice

[Mom2AJ]

I didn't mention this in my previous comment but GREAT tips, funny video!!!

I'm just a vlogger (no talent LOL) but it's great for artists looking to get noticed. Maybe one day I'll have the time and patience to really make good videos...for now, I'll continue to enjoy yours. ;D

[regularguy5mb]

Aw-kward...

Congrats on the TechCrunch piece. We care.

[kittykisses]

ha ha ha! Man, you're funny.

[whovick]

haha, hilarious

[wingger07]

i still love ya nalts.

[Zadernet]

Nice.

[MannyBei]

You get no respect!

[Devinfishalot]

what do you mean by that?

[MannyBei]

It seemed no one cared in his family that TechCrunch did a piece on his book. Their focus was only on the baby. And they were very rude talking aloud while he was taping another brilliant video. Get it now..lol

[Devinfishalot]

i thought you were saying he gets none of your respect. i get it now.

Im dence

:P

[MannyBei]

Is there is any way you can take back the thumbs down?

[Devinfishalot]

I didnt put that thumbs down.. but ill give it a thumbs up to make it 0

[MannyBei]

I just got another thumbs down. I'll appreciate anything you can do to help me out. Sorry about the the misunderstanding...it's obvious you were not the only one.

[rslambert]

5 FRICKEN STARS!!!!!

[supanewby]

the baby is a Nalts hater

[Lunerrrrs]

damn babies!

[Clodhopper432]

Haha...awesome.

[JoJeck]

You are so original, Nalts. So many great ideas.

[potmanbox]

kevin nalty

[ps3jp911]

hahaha that was awesome

[buhhhk]

The baby makes you 1 with the universe!!!☺♥☺♥☺

[WowItsShelly]

nalts 4get the haters i love u

[jryan9307]

lmao

funny

[this is the sub you got out of the buck incident lol]

[but i do like your vids, or else i wouldnt sub]

have a good one

-john

[redflags123]

If the world is a vale of tears, why do I laugh so much at Nalts' videos?

[ChristineSanae]

Your book was long but pretty interesting.

I read 32 pages, :]

[Fishslime1]

thanks: the book is free - that baby is going to cost over $100,000 to raise, not including college a car a wedding and bail money -Nalts you rule(when the baby leaves, that is)Jo had that special look in her eye - be very careful

[RedMoonCafe]

You should take lessons from that baby. What are the components of baby magnetism? The answers may help you with your YouTube ambitions.:)

[tinaphierce]

Babies always do that *0)

[Kalashnikitty]

Lol! That was *awesome*. Babies upstage *everything*, they're so cute! And they've got those cute little cheeks & eyes and...um, oh, yeah, um, Nalts...uh, j/k! Nice work, made me laugh! 5*'s, you rock!:)

[aproxxy]

Your foil's technology fixation is a binky

baby 1

Nalts 0

[goyankees4]

do i sence some jealousey

[AlyssaIsABeyotch]

Lol nalts you poor thing

[eterry1388]

You make me laugh so hard!.. No worries, I feel the same way too at my house sometimes :)

[Spiralworm]

Old geezer status just ahead.

[CalifbeachCowboy]

Babies upstage everything! XD

As they should XD

[patkav101]

just think of the baby as your next free labour employee.

[maestermatt]

at least your not the most hated on youtube like me nalts.

[ThomasIsTired]

aww, nalts isn't as popular home as on YouTube! lol:P

[boobtubious]

This happens to me everyday...

Being upstaged by the baby, but hey what are you going to do?

[amjPeace]

I love how Jo totally ignores your outburst.

Thanks for the eBook, Kevin.

[dinglyberries]

HAHAHA LOL

[Startmenu4]

poor nalts. the same thing happened to me

[cjh6793]

LOL!

So am I an idiot for printing all 34 pages of that thing? ;)

[reverb01]

this man is an egenius

[whydonchablowme]

5 stars for that baby.

[Saalvatorio]

Lol!

[elocin731]

What were you talking about? I was too busy looking at the baby in the background. HOW CUTE!

[LukaIsntLuka]

oooh babies :-)

[videogameluver21]

ouch that sux being upstaged by a baby :P

[RickyDFTW2008]

There's always a baby in your house, Nalts...

[hirevssss]

hilarious

that baby is beautiful though ... and sooo cute, adorable and ooochiee cooochie, got your nose, got your nose.

oops sorry nalts, your book - very cool.

but that baby, oh ...... my,

smile

[nannersplit16117]

hahahahahahahahahahaha nice job nalts!

[englishpuzzle]

when baby turns twoish give her a speaking role..you know like Will Ferrell did.

[StrengthJ00]

LOL

[feetsmeller89]

nice family

[vamp666babe]

Men *rolls eyes*

[pixelbreath]

did you lose your pacifier?

(congrats on the ebook)

[drunkandbloated6969]

LMAO poor nalts

Good luck with the book

[xgobobeanx]

woah kevin- step away from the computer- slowly..

[TheRealSilentPat]

I read ur ebook. It's really great! Thank you for writing it, I'm hoping your advice will help me with my sketch account.

[KingGeorgeVII]

Good luck with the Ebook Nalts!

[HailHeart9]

=( Poor Nalts. The eBook is very cool though. And TechCrunch? *whistle* That's a biggie.

[StarvMarv]

poor nalts.. ;)

every1 else is saying it..

[pokingthepenguin]

aww poor nalts.

cute baby, though :D it's not yours, is it?

[vamp666babe]

More children?!