Sonic the Matchmaker (Part 1)

[Luxai]

Hmmm. So Robotnik built a woman and a boy.

Boy=Nice, helpful.

Woman=Bitch.

This doesn't prove that women are difficult as much as it proves that everyone need a kid side of themselves.

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

"Any woman on Mobius would be proud to be Mrs. Robotnik!"

Nothing Robotnik said has ever been more ture.

[mrsuperevee]

breezy sounds like a hooker

[cbonde101]

"I don't know about lost love, but lost hate is about ten feet away!" Classic. Just classic.

[SaphiraTheMongoose]

Rofl at Breezie ending up a successful talkshow host.

[TheAlpacagirl]

8:00 no shes very ugly

[TheAlpacagirl]

2:48 that looks so wrong

[DalekJamie12]

No=How in scratch and grounders langue

[thps48]

How the fuck did a saturday morning cartoon get engaging? XD

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@thps48

Я не видел этот мультфильм когда я был маленьким. Я только видел Sonic X в русском переводе. У нас разве показывают этот мультфильм с "SnooPING AS usual I see"? У нас разве показывают Sonic SatAM? Или Sonic Underground?

[thps48]

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi Incorrect. The answer is "pie". :D

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@thps48

What do you mean? You can't understand Russian?

[jettythesunfish]

"Any woman would be proud to be Mrs. Robotnik!"

Scratch and Grounder: ....

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@jettythesunfish

Somebody should make crikets instead of music dying. Before the crikets, the music should stop.

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

I hate chili dogs! And I hate that hedgehog! LOL!

[idiot2142]

7:13, was he talking to her? or something else... awkward sexual harassment and she doesn't even care

[TheDoodlibop]

Ha ha! After all of these years, I finally get why Robotnik called his robobride Omelleta! xD

[briggschannell]

brezzie has an attitude like amy...or does amy has a BIGGER 1?

[briggschannell]

i'mma gonna kill robots.RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RR.RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.RRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRR.RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[briggschannell]

robotnik:MAKE ME HAPPY.

scratch:how?

robotnik:RICKROLL ME.

grounder:?! everybody HATES the rickroll

robotnik:I DON'T CARE!GET ME MY COMPUTER.

Robtnik:haha,yes......

[kingvideogames]

She has relally big

HAIR! Can close calls get closer than this? NO!

[kingvideogames]

I bet coconuts is glad is happy he isn't scratch and grounder in this episode.

[M3rtyville]

8:08

Robotnic: Blablaba Robotnic Cliffs

Scratch: But thats Robotnics Falls

Me: I thought thats Robotnics Fail xD

[4linkfan]

GAY:5:30!

[joytotheworld56]

@4linkfan How is that gay?! He's on top of her!

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@joytotheworld56

That's because it's like Breezy & Junior are having sex. lol

[joytotheworld56]

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi Well, look who took months to answer, and so what, robot sex is ways better lololol!

[Johnlindsey289]

Hot damn, Breezy is hot as hell. I would bone the shit out that robotic babe.

[elanaschroederue]

many women here from Asia busizz4me.info

[Synicade]

"That was the quietest explosion I ever didn't hear"

I love how those guys make stupidity seem funny xD

[pancakewafflebacon]

but I also want someone to love, honor, and most importantly OBEY ME. you want a wife?? lol

[THiNGYBOBinc]

404 ERROR

BACK-REFERENCE OVERLOAD

[pancakewafflebacon]

who the hell is keed

[ParaPweeni]

lol. "that had to be the quietest explosion i ever didn't hear!"

[Spikero2]

5:31

Whoa! Awkward position!

[ThePikajosh]

how can tails "fall" if he can fly?

[AnimationDiana]

Think about it. Do you think any woman would want to marry a fat man who claims himself to be a super genius and is evil? Probably not.

[DoomedDuckBabyMario]

oh grounder.

how on earth did you try to say boobs at 8:00

[CaptainOvide]

3:01 ha ha ha ha! it looks like Ro-Butt-Nik's bleeding!!

[MrFrozencloudz]

talk about a KIDs show *cough *8:00 XD

[GhostAnjo]

she's got really big HAIR

[KoshkinM]

4:40 "Lost love... How fuck~"

[shyguy6571]

5:33 is how robots have sex

[roguetrip99]

breezy looks less like a robot than omeletta

[drumlip]

This show would be so awesome if it was just Robotnik and the robots. Sonic kinda ruins the whole thing.

[MRLOL785]

2:53 anyone notice that grounder's using a betamax tape?

How 90's can you get?!

[ZeSpekov]

SHE HAS GOT REALLY BIG - HAIR

[statefairshows]

They have changed the way Breezie looked. First watch this, then watch lovesick sonic. see the difference

[lightninstriker10]

when robotnik's covered in soot, his mustache looks more like it does in the games...

[veronicafan2000]

Junior takes after his father, he can't do anything right!

[rockwithcolter]

Scratch's laugh gets really annoying.

[Edric1225]

From one of thechairman's YTP:

1:20 ....Dinner.

LOL!

[Darkstar263]

I don't think I've seen this episode before. And I've seen quite a few of them too.

[WhiteBladeZero]

Robotnik: "Any woman would be proud to be Mrs. Robotnik!"

*music dies*

Robotnik: "OK, so I'll build one."

Somehow, I like that little moment. It shows that even Robotnik thinks he makes a mistake sometimes. Even if it was just in his mind...

[TheBigBuzzBee]

8:00 what was grounder about to say O.O

[ShimmertheHedgehog]

Griunder: Wow she has really big-

Scratch: Hair!

XD

[DDRandITGdontsuck]

WHERE'S MY FOOD

[Petrico94]

too much like wille coyote

[ManofWario]

I smell a line edit precisely at 8:02

[KatlikeRider]

Just what the hell are they doing at 5:33 !?

[Petrico94]

must be 18+ to know

[JackTron7000]

Fuck junior, fuck junior, fuck jun jun jun jun

(watch?v=LClrIvCyfjY)

[skellington15]

MAKE ME HAPPY!

[greenth1ng]

0:36- XD

[Dipstikk]

Where's all this wife nonsense coming from? God, all this from an exploding chili dog.

[turnercm100]

who voices Breezie

[BizzarreProductions]

Best line in Sonic, period:

She's got really big -- HAIR!

LOL, what would Robotnik do if Scratch had allowed Grounder to finish his hormone-ridden thought? Does Grounder have hormones? I know Scratch has sinuses...

[Cloaytonem2]

hey, if robots fall in love, then anything could happen.

[JackTron7000]

But they don't have stomachs--they have transmissions.

[Cloaytonem2]

...I HATE CHILI DOGS!

[MTVHater420]

3:05 lol, child abuse.

[outlaw2747]

It is funny how Robotnik stayed burnt throughout the beginning. Most cartoons cut off and they are back to normal. LOL

[akilddddd]

tew bii honest it anit look lyk sonic lyked ha veri much animo lols...

[superstarman9001]

Samuel L. Jackson: ENGLISH MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[Lumpytoast]

4:47 I love how Scratch's harpoon launcher sounds like a pistol.

[rougeknux4eva]

I feel bad for the robot wife... :D

[Redheadbeard]

8:00 She's got really big... hair! HAHAHA!

[Redheadbeard]

1:00 Who the hell designed that table?

[Metripleone]

I know it's completely messed up!

[Jackitkong]

OMG you took the words right out of my mouth.

[geardawg4794]

ROBOTNIK JR IS A FURRY

[PurpleStorm8]

Sonic gropes Breezy at 7:14

[geardawg4794]

LOL WAT

[PurpleStorm8]

Pause on 7:14 and then maybe you'll see what I mean.

[robotmaster101]

I didn't know he would stoop that low...

[Freezient]

aahhh sonic still a kids cartoon jokes!

[dickgraysonsgirl]

what the heck???

WHY IS BREEZY SO MUCH SHORTER?!?!?!

[roguetrip99]

"I don't want to risk Omeletta getting wet"

not the sort of thing most people say on their honeymoon, lol

[muzziwuzzi92]

rofl at this! and yes sonic is lovesick again

[BDCjv90]

She's Got Really Big(Boobs)Hair!!!!

[muzziwuzzi92]

LOL!!

[geardawg4794]

I caught that, I lol'd

[MTB710]

Breezy raping Sonic @ 2:47

lol

[mywords07]

SONIC IS LOVESICK AGAIN

[mltcatd92]

Is it just me or is Scratch's laugh getting annoying. Just sayin'.

[Abracamoron]

*Fluff my Pellows! MAKE ME HAPPY!*

[JackTron7000]

Robot wife?

Remind you of a certain spongebob character named Sheldon?

[Boinkity1]

You mean Plankton?

[MahBoiz4Dinnah]

omg 2:48

[DDReaper16]

100,000 dollars for a TV thats maybe 24"? It better be a damn good one. lol

[Sonicsgirl13]

Breezie's back!

[MOUPIMOUPI]

I just fucking love how Sonc left Tails behind when he rescued and escaped with the whore and the fatty

[Badluckcrow]

OBEY MY HAPPY PILLOWS!

[SonicPotter]

No child will get that joke at 8:01

[hilic3]

Robotnik: Every woman on Mobius would be proud to be Mrs. Robotnik! *Robotnik flexes his chest and the music stops*

[accordionsfrommars]

I like that Hippo.

[WittingStudios]

Guess Breezy is the man at 2:46.

[omega1156]

Big...hair! God, that was close... xD

[zeldafan88]

Breezy may be a robot but she is so cute :-P

[28hertz]

I know, I used to beat off to Breezy when I was a little kid. Hot little turquoise bitch.

[zeldafan88]

is that really necessary to say?

[HotelSonic]

o.o when you were a little kid

man so many things are wrong about that

[shadowluma]

i like this episode!

[MatildatheMoonwolf]

Oh, sorry. =(

[MatildatheMoonwolf]

Breezy is mabey a hedgehog robot, that's mabey why she got big hair.

[KingSaxophonicMMX]

She has really big... HAIR!

[JakePelka]

"Lost hate is about 10 feet away!"

It was funny how he said that.

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

I'm just saying he's really mean in this episode :/

[Cha0sZer0XQ]

o_o lol, inside reference episodes. Love em'

[evilmajikman]

Wait, didn't robotnik have an ugly fat wife in this series that looked like him? I'm confused. lol

[fattoler]

no thats his mom, you insetious so and so.

[fattoler]

no thats his mom, you insetious so and so.

[coolrabbit88]

No that was his mom.

[HossTehMaster]

Thats Robotnik's mother.

[akilddddd]

naw dat was his moms...

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

Sonic is a dick.

[20jaguar]

so much better quality than soniccutie's videos!thanks for uploading these videos!

[tencents6]

Grounder was gonna say b-r-e-a-s-t-s if Scratch hadn't interrupted him. This happened from 8:00 to 8:03.

P.S. I'm sorry if this offends anyone.

[Boogidyboo]

Wow. Think you're right about that... and this was supposed to be a kids show!

[DrClay999]

Yeah I think your right

[IkwaylxZ]

I like this episode.

I mean

MAKE ME HAPPY!

[TyrannosaurusReich]

MAKE ME HAPPY

[ShadeKirby500]

FLUFF MY PILLOW!

[RAWKHAWK99]

And most important, OBAY ME.