PREHISTORIC MURDER SAURUS!!

[Perksacolajugg]

I like it how this happens: "DARKNESS (goes red) THEN REDNESS (stays red)THEN WHITENESS ( goes white then fades back into video)

[myphoneisdead333]

@Houkou1 yes

[beththecool123]

one day,, i will sneeze while watching one of toby's videos!

[warlockbgunz444]

@beththecool123 Yes one of these days.....

[blakeh1234]

This is the first video when I actually sneezed And Toby thank you for blessing me

[Grayhens]

Life is worth living... watching our channel is the thing that will help you live it.

[miblover334]

i think thats josh vietti in the background playing the violin

[Skiddo4withchin]

INTRO OF DARKNESS AND REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

[areorixon]

I'm Singaporean.... -.-"

[mydogkoda]

You remind me of myself mr. Turner

[TheWilliamisles]

and then i humped a table is now a meme

ie i was talking to my mum then i humped the table

or i got 3 home runs then i humped the table

[TheWilliamisles]

@TheWilliamisles or when some one tells a story like so anyway i totaly beat this guy up.. and then you humped a table

[TheWilliamisles]

@TheWilliamisles or i found this awesome video then i started humping a table

[lion12141]

Audience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[rifleman2174]

@lion12141 Boop!!!!!!!!!!!

[RandomNyanFanPANDAS]

I hear rock a tear on violins -_-

[cheesegrater999]

Black box! like they have in planes when they crash I'm drinking coffee!

[TheVideolover45]

1 word: Ijustine

[ishlaurennx]

Promenade? As in Santa Monica Promenade?

[none4534]

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[wexx18]

whoa was that a rocketeer instrumental in the background? awesome :)

[mythicalsoldier]

I love poker! The other day I got pocket aces and double bluffed them :p

[xmw2345x]

love how every is like wtf is that guy talking to a camera!!! and he's like booooooop!!! love him :)

[houkou1]

Do you have ADHD?

[KaiOH13]

i love that hoody on him

[FroodTreeXD]

@KaiOH13 I LOVE HIM!

[KaiOH13]

@FroodTreeXD you are definatley not alone there :D

[mrlego330]

Darkness, Redness and Whiteness Thumbs Up

[skate4tacos96]

Toby something weird happened... wen u said I'm drinking coffee I could smell it...

[rynierocks]

OH MY GOD MY TUMBLR URL IS RYAHNBUSCUS AND YOU SAID IT AT 0:46 OMG OMG <3

[MInecrafterific]

Did he say he had 'Fuckin aces'?

[rynierocks]

@MInecrafterific

No. He said "pocket aces"

[ilovecarrots555]

I'm the 123546th viewer... Lol.

[simslover1113]

i love toby so much i wish to meat him some day but i live is mass so ya LOVE YOU TOBY

[bettybebuckley]

i love forever21 *-*

[thatssozoe]

I think Toby is hilarious!! :D

[Domenicomn]

i wanna kill everyone in the street that think that toby is crazy XD

[Glameyes1]

I was watching this, like with seriousness,

"I started humping the table..." I did a Tobuscus-laughoutloud. Really loud, because I didn't laugh at all. So loud, hahahaa!

[chrisderwelt]

史上最高のビデオ！しかし、あなたは時々一部のおっぱいとオマン­コを取得する必要があります  --- Sent From TobyTurner's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[IMMAEATYA]

"as seen on: best of youtube"

hell yes!

[flamedc00kie]

you have singapore dollar notes? :DD

[bloober2000]

120000 views shhhweet

[bloober2000]

120000 views shhhweet

[Mistertbones]

You should be a commentator on TruTV Presents: World's Dumbest

[UnLuckyBastards]

Journeys..... THATS WERE I BOUGHT MY DARKNESS REDNESS WHITENESS radical sign ANS

[defender879]

Steven!!! Roll the next clip!!!

[TheJokersCrockpot22]

that's a fail, thats a Tobuscus being scared of a fake dinosaur fail, FAIL! roll the next clip steven!

[cartersokolovic]

that's a fail, that's a YouTube sensation being scared of a fake dinosaur fail FAIL! roll the next clip steven!

[13katlover]

I laughed so hard when he was like "MWAHAHAHA!" and I really have no idea why XD

[ytube5032]

Bet It was awkward to walk around after he was done filming/talking to himself .

[Teewan100]

2:08 how many subjects in 10 secs?

[bakura06ryou]

Aww I like the theme that started to play when he ended his vid :(

[MsIamkool]

hi

[magicman205]

I often wonder what all these people think when Toby turns off the camera and puts it away.

[everseenone]

@magicman205 i wonder if he continues acting the same way when its put away....

[HurdlingMulvis]

You make my day everytime I watch you <3

[CuteFuzziez]

pfffft, best into ever. INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN LIGHTNESS haha:p

[FlyingJetpack]

wha what why are you drinking a cafe toby that is focarios toby!

[Pumpkinlolz001]

oh and toby it's pronounced : Prom EH nahd.

even though you probably don't care. LOL kay bye!

[InfernoFlyTracker]

am I Boubuscus? ...does that work?

[jennej01]

why did younot refer to the black box as in blackboxtv?? thatd make much more sense

[TheRHCPNUT]

this is toby after drinking coffee, and he's always like this... Starbucks must be making a fortune off of him...

[TheTKDperson]

everyones probably like, wtf is dat guy doing?

[renzevios]

U do know the BlackBox is orange right??? :P

[ChowleyWolf]

I wonder if the world will go mad if he ever stopped making videos.

[foohba1]

I just gotta say... If I met Toby in real life... I would pee on the keyboard that isnt infront of me...

[veach78]

I would be WAY to embarrassed to walk around actin like him 8)

[Blefferyfield]

Thanks Toby you made me happy while I was doing a three page essay at 12:00 am

[randomrandomofdoom]

there too*

[randomrandomofdoom]

WAIT WHAT THE HELL? I WAS H

[shadowstrider43]

Is the Murdersaurus related to the Noobasaurus? (lol) And why the devil is there no "Love" button?

[IrenaJoy]

The puppy was cute.

[Trynage93]

"And then I started humping the table...It was a pretty fun family time!"

[Silverskater1997]

3:00 in scared old lady

[btmjt]

If i heard tobuscus wanted a red wagon, i would have stolen it from someone, ran away, dropped their kid off in some unknown location. came back inconspicoulsly and given it to him.

[greenpaintbrushes]

Tobuscus hoodie?

[petenkit]

I want a shirt!

[LemonLimeGrl]

omg next time you lazyvlog in a really public place, do it in german :D:D:D:D

[LemonLimeGrl]

CAN I BE A -BUSCUS TOO? ♥

[ChuriAMVids]

I just saw i damn gecko dive bomb from the ceiling to the floor... I tried to scare it but the frickin thing was fearless... my sister's baby started crying so she got up to go to the kitchen and although I waved at her to make her stop she kept walking and stepped on the gecko... It literally went "squeak", my sister looked down and moved her foot. The gecko then proceeded to run away unharmed....... True frickin Story

[Sadarac152]

Mwhahahahahaaa. And then I started humping the table.

2:35

[dgreysouleater1]

Who in their right mind gave you coffee... I must find them!

"deprived coffee wimper"

[Gumz2332]

The "Black box" in planes is really orange to make it easier to find in wreckages... just thought you wanted to know girl, or guy or both or.... other........ Peace Off!

[benwolfe3500]

Never give Toby coffee........…

[tato312]

good lord you talk too much & of too many different things, which is really fun to watch

[ximbetterthenyoux]

is that the promenade in santa monica

[TheGifted93]

You seriously have bolivian cash, that's awesome

[BeckyCantflyyy]

whoever was the first person in the world to give you coffee must have been mad as im sure the coffe would have had some form of explosive effect

[UnesApproves]

That was an amazing Boop.

[ash9613]

You make me laugh!

[cinzinga1]

its griffen's grandpa the murder saurus

[KitzumiAzora]

"Self-confident kaka gets stuck on the ground here"... Yeah cc, that's exactly what he said lol!

[marianneistocool]

All that copyrighted music up in your lazyvlog!

[ataalik]

what do you do to win a tshirt ?

[brrrul]

@ataalik what you did write a comment that's all

[Razy7299]

Oh man, the lols.

[SuperMicmas]

omg i ownT SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[humanityexists]

@SuperMicmas well arent you lucky

[SuperMicmas]

omg i ownT SHIRT!!

[Pacificjakey199]

FUN :) TOBUSCUS READ MY LETTER

[DRKHEART13]

your puppy was cute

[sazraz]

<3 the murdersaurus

and i did actually sneeze during this vid so thanks Toby :P

[AmanakaStegman]

What in the world does he say at the end of his videos?

[issylizzy]

@AmanakaStegman the winner of yesterdays tshirt is annotated at the bottom of the video if you wanna enter to win a tshirt watch the video

[AmanakaStegman]

@issylizzy Thank you so much everytime I try to understand it, but haven't been able to.

[JLJY109]

People must really jump when he goes "BOOP!" XD

[swayswaybaybay13]

wait actually i did see you that day :DDDD <3

[swayswaybaybay13]

GO TO THE PROMANADE AGAIN!! >.<

i missed you :(

[Pumpkinlolz001]

you know.... i've always wondered what would happen if i was at the same place as toby when he was doing lazy vlogs.... at first i'd be like "Who's that weirdo?" and then when he refered to us as "Audience" I'd be like "OMG! that's not just any weirdo that's TOBY!" and then i'd glomp him. just so you know toby. just so you know. i'd like it if you voted this up. so toby can have some sort of warning before i glomp him.

[whencatzcollide]

@Pumpkinlolz001 what in the hell is glomp?

[o0OreidanO0o]

@Pumpkinlolz001 LOL ...thanks, now i have to restart the vid, cause i missed what toby said...-.-

[Pumpkinlolz001]

@Pumpkinlolz001

wheew!!! top comment! LOL! *phace palm* I'm a noob...

[ninjarunner3]

I wish I could wear a different Tobuscus shirt everyday, but just getting one would be good enough for me :)

[Iamgalaxybar100]

Put the Closed Captions on. 

[doubleomidge]

lately toby .. not to complain or anything. but your darkness redness whiteness is a lot less dark

[TwitchRamble]

Clever Girl.

[thankhashem]

its a new drink, promenade

[MeinComp]

"I was like MUHAHAHAHA.....Then I started humping the table" Ummm that's not random lol

[MrMesonoxian]

@MeinComp I almost died laughing at that xD

[loanwe247]

Do u ever get embarrassed doing this in front of the public

[Darnitalltoheck]

lol High roller....haha chair with wheels.....knee slapper!!!!

[andylpz3]

But I like liking you videos

[hotpinkcheetahh]

yeah so these videos make my day everyday..i look forward to them:)..

[videogamegirl1000]

I would give anything to meet Toby ,3

[kittysaurusRAWR]

Forever21 O3O <3

[thenaehasspoken]

TOBY TURNER. AND FOREVER21. Whaaat. ♥

[Ryandj453]

IM RYAN :D

[AspiringArtist0]

love the crazyness

[TheFezzik]

So did you win with your pocket bullets? Last game I was in I was put out on pocket aces.

[SarahSmashh]

FOREVER 21 AHHH-33

[TrueMangaAnimeLover]

What is wrong with the What's What guy? Keeps making Tobuscus ads. SPONSOR!

[windchill1belle]

Gawd i love sneezeing <3

[pieeatercolin]

is that Jason Yang playin his violin of awesomeness in the backround?

haha

[lopside25]

I want to be that table

[lopezthedestroyer]

lol the rapter

[FateStation]

BOOP. <3

[PortableNintendo64]

FAR EAST MOVEMENT AT BEGINNING!

[W3BL3G1T]

tee to the shirt?

[mrRyanPeterM]

i hope i win the tshirt

[Jeremy18183]

Man, I want to play Poker with Toby!

[TheRockChick22]

LOL, I could actually picture you humping the table. =)

[Moosic1337]

That's almost as scary as Dinosora the Explorasaurus. Almost.

[quickdraw789]

that's precariously prehistoric



[calebvk]

lolssss

[P00Psnake]

I think Starbucks should sponsor Toby... That would save Toby a crap ton of money

[unitym8unity]

XD



[BboyXrated]

murdersaurus doesnt have any body or face lol

you learn sumert every day

[TheGreatYmir]

I'm sure Toby's awesome epicness broke the table he humped

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

Blessed twice in a single day?! WHAT IS THIS!! I feel so... blessed!

[BullnBearAnalytics]

Toby, I play high stakes poker at the Commerce Casino. we should play sometime..

[BawszDiva]

Damn you confident to do that in public!!!

[verichkaa]

black boxes in planes aren't black, though :)

[mskillzeee]

Since I'm living in a college dorm right now, I always try to be nice by keeping the volume off my computer at night/morning. The first chance I get to relax and watch youtube videos, I usually choose a daily vlog video, and I forget to turn on the volume every time. Whenever the video starts, I always say in my head (or outloud just now), "Audience, WHA?!" and feel a bit empty when I don't hear it said by Toby, so I always have to rewind it.

[RV3D]

You can hear" Rocketeer" in the background on a violin I want to see who that was!!

[Toadalinakong]

toby!

[guppo26]

If you look up "generous" in the dictionairy, it literally says "What Toby Turner is". Since Toby doesn't ever read he'll never check it and just believe my word for it. MWUAHAHAHA!

[Kero3934]

Thumbs up if you noticed that someone was playing Rocketeer on a violin in the background.

[loteknate]

I am going to search for secret black boxes on the wall --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Spymoe]

press 7 and you get the entire purpose of this video

[eggnogified]

My mom turned on the blender and I couldn't hear Toby. GOD DANGGIT!!!!

[Critfaced]

you are awesome

[MegaCharlieUnicorn]

i want a red wagon thats awsome!

[narcissisticpolitics]

i want to play poker with tobuscus

[jenknee01]

i never win on pocket aces --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[xUrBaNxN1NJ4x]

If i heard Tobuscus wanted a red wagon i wouldve made my kid get out and give it to him !