Michelle Obama’s $4.5 billion "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act" mandates broke school districts to grow gardens and have salad bars, but it begs the question why can’t the existing system be revamped to give children healthier choices without costing a fortune.
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It also takes $2.2 Billion away from the Food Stamp Program to fund it. Currently the US pays some farmers not to grow food, and Michelle is on Sesame Street using Elmo to push it.
i have elmos dollsthey are terribly cute~my latest one is baby ba ba he drinks a bottle n makes the funniests sounds~like when you pull hte bottle out of his mouth~this is a cute vid & so is elmo~DD
Dat was met Klaas van der Eerden (die ene gast die nu ook in De Badgasten zit) ;)
Zijn show "Wortels" is een paar weken geleden op tv geweest en daar zat dat in... Heb het opgenomen, dus ga binnenkort kijken of ik het op YouTube kan uploaden ;)
dude, i was at my cousins house, and they have a younger bro, whos about 2 or so. So i was overnight there, and i stepped on an elmo while i was going to take a piss. I swear to god tht was as close as i have ever come to pissing my pants in fear.
its laugh makes me laugh xD
Myrnath 1 week ago
Lol hahaha tickle me Elmo
kkcutie1000 3 weeks ago
that makes lol... alot!
StarryEyedVideo 4 weeks ago
where did you buy this thing??
RobinNgXianRen 1 month ago in playlist Elmo's
I LAUGHED WITH HIM :)
missgigglepuff11 1 month ago
sooooo what was he laughing about
fishheaddude1 1 month ago
Its soooo creepy how he can stand up on itself.. lol Gives me the creeps
Ahrit10 1 month ago
lol =I
dimiXXX100 4 months ago
Sound exactly like Leeteuk's laugh xD
bobacool90 5 months ago
Now, all we need is a Ricky Gervais version.
MattHunX 6 months ago
This toy is the cure for depression
lilcarlosATX78724 7 months ago
OMG! I just found the vid that will save me from boredom anytime. Thank you liracomp! Thank you Youtube! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahhahahahaha!
TIEGUY17 7 months ago
Oh, god. Elmo when I said, "Well, go fuck yourself" I didn't really mean it.
Now look it's all over YouTube.
ViewerQwsae10 8 months ago
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ViewerQwsae10 8 months ago
Keep pressing 1 for masturbating toy :P
doom10251997 8 months ago
Michelle Obama’s $4.5 billion "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act" mandates broke school districts to grow gardens and have salad bars, but it begs the question why can’t the existing system be revamped to give children healthier choices without costing a fortune.
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It also takes $2.2 Billion away from the Food Stamp Program to fund it. Currently the US pays some farmers not to grow food, and Michelle is on Sesame Street using Elmo to push it.
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Allen West 2012
bootylicification 10 months ago
when its night time i play this in the dark and scare everybody lmfao
MrPrettyBoyLeo 10 months ago
at 0:17 it looks like hes jacking off.
BrandiNicolee1997 11 months ago
Elmo got hit in da balls!
mrwhatsmyname3x4 11 months ago
wtf? why is Elmo having a seizure 0-0 lml scared me a little =-3
KeKeKewl 11 months ago
1. Masterbation
2.Natsi
3.Sucks Own Dick
4.Raped by Mr. Invisible
5.Shivers
Jamescor1231 11 months ago
I swear there is a laughing demon in that thing o.o'
FailedFuri 1 year ago 38
lol wut
MzCuteXx 1 year ago
0:04 masturbating
maxdett90 1 year ago
@maxdett90 I think he likes it
ULTRALLAMA1231 1 year ago
OMG i want one
213436 1 year ago
That actually scared the crap outta me!
MrFlame121 1 year ago
I really loved the first tickle me elmo lol... he didn't move as much.. hence = he didn't freak me out as much
"I'm going to kill you all soon.."
"What?"
"Aahahahahahahahhahahahhaa, I LOVE YOU"
pictureworkmemory 1 year ago
LOL, this thing is bloody possessed!
Wawagirl17 1 year ago
i have elmos dollsthey are terribly cute~my latest one is baby ba ba he drinks a bottle n makes the funniests sounds~like when you pull hte bottle out of his mouth~this is a cute vid & so is elmo~DD
DiVaDuVaLL 1 year ago
LOL THAT LAUGH FROM THE GUY @ THE END!
plp4eva 1 year ago
Definately not the same Tickle-Me-Elmo from when I was a kid!
UltimateHitman47 1 year ago
Tape a phone to one of these thing and prank call em
j25727lego 1 year ago
hahaha aww
ihateyoualotlot 1 year ago
How I wish I had this when I was younger!
michgee 1 year ago
i think its retarded >3
noodlesROCK211118 1 year ago
This was back when elmo was a stoner
popopopopopo8 1 year ago
My son will get one of these for X-mas for sure LOL
aiina93 1 year ago 2
its like at the end he sighs like he jus finished doin somethin other than laughin lol
domesticV1190XxOo 1 year ago
sadley i hav this!!!
vorenus1001 1 year ago
wow!
aliciawade12 1 year ago
I SHIT MY PANTS LAUGHING!
Earnyms5 1 year ago
I got this for my 11th B-day
So WORTH IT!
Tutankhamin653 1 year ago
lol!! my aunt has one of these and we used it at a funeral! hahahaha! EPIC!
Nevershoutnever160 1 year ago 3
wow that sounds like my friend charlie bwhahahaha
huernli 1 year ago
Elmo Won the lotto!
happytreefriends897 1 year ago
Well..
DinosaurMike 1 year ago
wth
pokemonman872 2 years ago
I'm trying to figure out why this video has over 2 million views...
kmr386 2 years ago 2
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im thinking the same thing. if you figure it out, let me know.
jad3948 1 year ago
I can't imagine how hard it would be to sleep with it ... Zzzzzzz HAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!!!!
ilySnape 2 years ago
this just HONESTLY made my day.
you've done it again elmo.
bunchesoflovee 2 years ago 3
LMFAOOOO i laugh at the end if it blew up around 0:38
TheUzii69 2 years ago 3
2 words EPIC TOY
dita651 2 years ago 45
Super amazin x
SuperJsm123 2 years ago 2
It's freakin' creepy!
A7Xfan1724 2 years ago 2
tht thing is creepy how it stands up by itself
frogs1980 2 years ago 3
looks like he was jacking off at the beggining
DrDevil32 2 years ago 2
damn thats creepy
thePROEPICGamer 2 years ago
THAT TOY IS EPIC
megachimchar 2 years ago 5
and the best part is you can but fuk it and nobody will know
robotchickenlover341 2 years ago
@robotchickenlover341 O_o
sentin515 2 years ago
I WANT THAT ELMOOOOO~!!!!
prudenceelumiere 2 years ago
i want one soooooooo bad... SO I CAN TORTURE IT! (no really)
DestinyHeroFlamer 2 years ago
I WANT ONE SOOOOO BAD!!!
lildesichica 2 years ago
haha
I'm from the Netherlands and a caberet performer from our country used this Elmo in one of his shows xD
I'm not going to tell the whole story, but it was so funny!
Annieball1502 2 years ago
lol, wie was dat dan ? ^^
BkSCT 2 years ago
Dat was met Klaas van der Eerden (die ene gast die nu ook in De Badgasten zit) ;)
Zijn show "Wortels" is een paar weken geleden op tv geweest en daar zat dat in... Heb het opgenomen, dus ga binnenkort kijken of ik het op YouTube kan uploaden ;)
Annieball1502 2 years ago
HAHAHA!! i love this, it`s adorable! this is actually how someone laughs, when they laugh really hard. you have to sigh at the end.
loved it :)
sincerelyKATHie 2 years ago 4
i like the part 0:10 its SOOOOOO FUNNNY!!!!!! I just LOVEE it dont u ppl agree?
MissSushi123 2 years ago
LOL. the sigh at the end kills me. It's so funny :D
martiandoll 2 years ago
i just saw this on superxclusivo
mekka21 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! I CANT BREATE!!!!
Kawaii0Kohana 2 years ago
looks like hes jacking off lol
under0e 2 years ago
lol this is so cute....he can actually get himself up lol :) this is cute...i love it when he laughs!!
FuNnYBoNeTiCklEs 2 years ago 7
I didn't find it funny but it sure made me smile :)
DoirB 2 years ago 18
Dear god kill it with fire.
TheDoomBunny 2 years ago
Emo retard..
lildesichica 2 years ago
i want this asap lol
nosecolombia 2 years ago 2
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chrisfullofpaint 2 years ago
LOL thats freakin funny
woweaglesdude 2 years ago 2
KILL HIM ALREADY!!!
MyNarutoNameIsUmi 2 years ago
looks like hes jacking off lol!
DeathTaker458 2 years ago 2
Trying to buy one of these. cant find one at target or toys are us or baby's are us. where to get it?
fgmrobbie 2 years ago
is this a custom elmo?
rubyges 2 years ago
dude he laughs like me litlle sis!
matthiasgrimm 2 years ago
"me little sis"...? It's MY
buttersownsuall 2 years ago
i just did
nickstar666 2 years ago
spazzin' elmo!
SimplyStefani 2 years ago
you cant watch this thing without even smiling...
xpinkpuddingx 2 years ago 5
lolz
xpinkpuddingx 2 years ago
Elmo on drugs mode xD
GH4Dennis 2 years ago 4
elmo is sooo cute! and funny
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RandomVideoGuy02 2 years ago
lol elmo is sooo cute!
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RandomVideoGuy02 2 years ago
LOL
greengrundu5vids 2 years ago
oh.
SassaSalsa 2 years ago
that doesnt sound safe.
b3amz 2 years ago
Haha at lyk 29 seconds it was thaaa best :)
268412342684 2 years ago
lmao that thing is ridiculous, nice!!
smithbryant18 2 years ago
haha! that toy made me laugh with it! lmao! and to alexairsofter - HAHA! i can totally see that!
hevthehampster 2 years ago
its just a weird toy thats all
dancehalldrug15 2 years ago 4
I dont get it? im not sure why but its not funny.
RandomAccount360 2 years ago 3
Crikey, this is so dead annoying! lol
SuperStefferz 2 years ago
elmo ROFLS
freshstars 2 years ago 2
W-wow. I didn't know Tickle Me Elmo was so...amusing. And scary. owo
AkumuKeayo 2 years ago
uhh FUUNNYY
lucazoe9 2 years ago
thats so FUNNY! yet slightly creepy...imagine him in a mirror with a knife
alexairsofter 2 years ago 3
Oo its so cute!!! <3 omgg omgg.
I love it! Hehe ELMO gogo!:DDD
ELMOOx33 2 years ago
My God.
AwkwardLovingPisces8 2 years ago
my tickle me elmo from 10 years ago never did that!! lol
fruitloops245 2 years ago
its funny yet it creeps me out. :D
ihatejb98 3 years ago
0:36
THATS MY NEW RECORD...
it used to b 0:26 or 0:27
mileycandmandyjrock 3 years ago
OMG ELMO'S ON DRUGS! lol
lizgigi7 3 years ago
the elmos wacking him self off and giving himself ahh blow.
haha
ThatsMySupra 3 years ago
fUnNY HeHe eLmO Iz My hUbbY 4 lifEy!!!
-vanessa
pirinola101 3 years ago
this is hilarious lol ^_^
but i would be like "wtf"
if i had a toy like that as a kid. xD
EddyT187 3 years ago
Wahh! WTF! HAHAHAHAHA! 00:38-00:40
its creepy and funny at the same time XD
subtenko 3 years ago
that is sooo god damn awesome!!! i just picked my butt and my finger got dark.. :/
77ukpunk 3 years ago
do they got one on Ebay
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accfw 3 years ago
omg, my little sis was laughing so hard, she fell down and rotfl'd
birdieboy97 3 years ago
hillarious!!!!!! thts reale funny guess
Metromanda 3 years ago
I want for christmas hahahahahahahahahahahaha THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT OUT!!! I WANT ONE
kokofied 3 years ago
Oh wow, its high indeed.
lexxypexxy 3 years ago
That should not be entertaining...but it is!
DrakkenWasHere 3 years ago
watch when high.=D
PurpleDinosawr1 3 years ago
Just did -_-
haa ha
darklabel323 3 years ago
its so fucking funny when you do.
my cheeks start to hurt tho lmao.
PurpleDinosawr1 3 years ago
i laughed so hard snot came out of my nose (i know great mental picture)
blacktowolf 3 years ago
Elmo is on LSD o0
Asanosano 3 years ago
ok that was creepy on sooo many levels, hahaha
FunnyPantzz555 3 years ago
thats scary...........lol funny in a way
rubyrana60 3 years ago
this was a try-not-to-laugh joke, wasn't it? cuz i survived. tho i did hold it in. gotta love that laugh!
RobloxGuy26 3 years ago
i can not stop laughing
sealmerc 3 years ago
oooh i want one bahahaha
lilbooash 3 years ago
hahhahha im DEFINETLY getting one of those :P
kcanvan 3 years ago 2
We had one.
We strapped some M-80s to it.
It still worked after it. O_O
No matter what you do to these things, as long as water isn't involved, I swear these things just are about bullet proof!!!
roetemeteor 3 years ago
puhaha
sunnyhong93 3 years ago
seems like elmo is really hyper o.o!
xxJoycie 3 years ago
no he's high 0_0
OptimistEmo 3 years ago
*raises eyebrow*
DarkEvilWorm002 3 years ago
Ha Ha Ha!!!!
KingzStudios 3 years ago
i laughed so hard when he went on his belly and started hitting the table xD
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slartits69 3 years ago
ahahaao lolz
MatthiesStudios 3 years ago
i wanna marry elmo! ^-^
GUESSWHAT37 3 years ago
elmo iz mi hubby already so u need to gone sum where honey!!
MRZBROWN311 3 years ago
i'd b freaked out if that thing went on at night, lol.
crazy4wilay 3 years ago 6
dude, i was at my cousins house, and they have a younger bro, whos about 2 or so. So i was overnight there, and i stepped on an elmo while i was going to take a piss. I swear to god tht was as close as i have ever come to pissing my pants in fear.
ben21795 3 years ago 6
lmao!!
GUESSWHAT37 3 years ago 4
lol
WcHDICE 3 years ago
i had a spongebob version of that!...and it went on by itself one night @ 10:30!...lol!... i freaked out!!!....more lolz!!!
kevin080592 3 years ago
i love this and elmo LOL
doglover52 3 years ago
LOL dats funny
But dat elmo toy is kinda little bit RETARED
i ov elmo though he is so cute
samantha13xox 3 years ago
I am sooo adding that to favs!
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lol elmo looks so retaRTED
PrepHaterlalala 3 years ago
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Love it! ^^
adrishelton 3 years ago 2
aha everybody has to laugh at this idk y its strange every time i watch this i laugh
11wesley11 3 years ago
HAhahah at 0:25 and the last part where he just gives up laughing Hahah that's just so random
jehutys5 3 years ago
so funny
Cool1SaSuKe 3 years ago
:D♥
rantanku 3 years ago
the end was worth it. that last breath of air elmo released. hahaha.
butaneisabastardgas 3 years ago
every 20 year olds dream..i got to get one.
alem200652 3 years ago
i wonder who created this posessed demonic toy
allanimeloverxoxo 3 years ago
please tell me where do you get a elmo doll?
hudzy159 3 years ago
oh cmon i must knw ehich sttore that comes from or i can not survive with out elmo
hudzy159 3 years ago
oh wow, this is funny how?
okay i admmit Elmo is Adorable when he laughs.
0rockinchick 3 years ago
that is so gay
charlietouch 3 years ago
the things children fall for these days
checkeredpianos 3 years ago
ahh omg that was funny but kinda scary o.0
dzla0zchikc 3 years ago
lol that was sooo funny
imanollovespie 3 years ago
my elmo doesnt do that. i shuld put better batteries
thekevjumba 3 years ago
my god is he really THAT tickle-ish? i mean he was like poked and then AH HAH HAH AH HAH AH THAT TICKLES! * rolls all over the place like crazy *
Christopher224 3 years ago
lol Demonic motherfucker
Misfit7x101990 3 years ago 2
LOL!
mscandy71671 3 years ago
elmos been on the good stuff no more late nights for him
skyfire5 3 years ago 2
hopefully he doesn't turn into chucky
checkerboardbanana 3 years ago 3
Urgh. His "laughter" gives me the creeps.
Just watch "Tickle Me Elmo on fire" and you know what I mean. o_0
What a stupid electonics-stuffed toy...
NobuoT 3 years ago
what's so funny elmo?
ashleehoward 3 years ago
Shocking.
:D
tragicStolenLove 3 years ago
Elmo's on crack.
TerranStacraft 3 years ago 2
lol
superDduper3 3 years ago