Peep Show S03E03 P01

[dalhar20]

Women like suz don't really exist. She is far too pretty and it is clear she is being animated by technology from the future. Yep, she isn't real just like women don't ever poop.

[MrMasterMeenie]

6:23 "Three different flavors" Anyone get the self-reference?

[PaulSLambeth]

Three different flavours of crisps is a theme in this show.

[ChainReaction666]

8 people are NOT da man...

[thisloneliness]

"You da man!" "I'm a man!" amazing.

[RichardForkins]

Finally figured out where I'd seen Big Suze before! The TV show "The Palace"!

[ovresmot]

NJ, The theme song is "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger.

[NJpanther05]

what is the theme song?

[ahmaer]

watching all the episodes for the second time. I guess there'll be a third time...^^

[voxlashi]

If people only did what they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the Poker Channel, wanking, and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably...

[epperjepper]

hmmmmmmmm... Suze...

[EddySommer2007]

I would love to share one flat with these guys! Greetings from Germany

[Whiskeyfirst]

Awesome episode!

[Danster547]

LOL

"Its alright Han's the handle, its funny you have to lift the handle, you need to lift it"

"This is bull shit!

.4 seconds later the door gets kicked down..

[upbomb]

"Alright, Mark? Give us ten, will ya?"

Superhans!

[UtopiaMinor666]

suze is hot!!!!

[KatiB88]

mark's poor little sick face & his dressing gown make me want to come over & take care of him. haha.

[orrmorr]

"I'm a man!"

[jhop9898]

Seems like these guys have people do everything for them. They have guys to fix the door, the computers, the drawer... I realize hanging a door is a pain in the ass, but just from watching shows like this you really get the feeling that most people are far less self-sufficient than they should be. You don't have to know how to do everything for yourself, but you really should know how to do some things.

[TheSilhouette]

I find it weird how it seems a lot of the doors in the UK don't have knobs.

[Surtak]

@TheSilhouette

The weird part is that you're still using them. Get with the times mate!

[juicybeast117]

"If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the poker channel while wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits!.....probably" LOL

[wheredoescouragecome]

"The Sick Man of Europe"

Mark is the Ottoman Empire.

[cetnikz]

This is one of the funniest episodes ever with Mark's shit,the mushrooms and super Hans.I love Mark's quote about society and shitting in bags.

[WorldsGreatestPerson]

Big Suze is so damn hot.

[tml4873]

Why is she called "big" Suze? I don't get it.

[Lexorinox]

Jeremy: Its funny you have to lift it..

superhans: THIS IS BULLSHIT

*door smashed apart*

awesome!!!! :D

[tsushima91]

Funniest thing is: Suze and Jez are talking at the tops of their voices about drugs at the start of the clip with customers right there in the shop~! And I thought us Japs were crazy XD

[MrSporkster]

"Alright Mark. Give us ten, would ya?"

:D

[soobwhale]

"In one of the guest suites or the billiard room!?"

[eiresmif35]

"If people only did everything they wanted everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the polker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits... probably"

Hahaha this show is the best

[WardancerHB]

So, I'm sitting here in Germany and I have no clue what the "expensive german biscuits" are, Jez mentioned...I'm just curious.

If someone enlightens me I'd pleased to send some over.

[gobe270]

Sopranos reference!!! YES!!!

[MudakEbu4iy]

"A smiley face from Sophie. That's all I get. A template for a three-screen text of my best news of the decade! I sent her flowers when she got a new fridge!"

Sooo familiar, isn't it, guys?:)

[strateg1c]

"This is BULL SHIT... *kicks door down* ... little switch just flicks"

[bag101]

Caught in bed with random skank

Destroys bathroom door

Awkward childhood confession

<3 Hans

[2cita05]

i thought sweet as was aussie slang?

[happentodie]

@2cita05 no ,english term

[116Bears]

Hmm. I did not think TMNT would go over in Britain.

[hausekar]

This is so addictive! I got 100% on 36 questions on Channel 4's webside!

[WKaliberr]

aaah I'm not sick but I'm not well, but I'm so hard cause I'm in hell

[rosskstar]

"it's just a handle it's funny...u just lift it...'THIS IS BULLSHIT!!' CRASH....omg that killed me

[xraycortina]

Sophie seems to alternate between looking quite pretty and looking like an early incarnation of Frances de la Tour.

[DisgustingArsehole]

@xraycortina LOL absolutely spot on...Frances de la Tour....it's been bothering me who she looks like for ages.

[poroto1208]

SuperHans is the master dude...

[tchokap]

@poroto1208 I thought it was SuperHands xD

[jbrukh]

It's Super Hans. They're just British.

[SomaLFM]

@blusatin7uga how can you hate him, hes great! Lol

[olant]

"heh, mushroom sex party all over your flat while you're chumping on a bratwurst and dancing to the ompah band like a total dick!" LOL

[olant]

"I'm a man!"

[schnitzlopolis]

Johnson!

[DKP4]

Big Suze has a cracking pair on her.

[WKaliberr]

huahau har har you mean tits? boobs? milk jugs? slappers? cunts? hahashfasf

[Rkooner]

LMFAO @ Jez's short term solution LOL

[LoveUKtelly]

Jeff is such a DICK! xO

[DWDrummerJon151]

"FUCKFACE" haha

[borke3000]

"Oh I am annoyed now!" lol

[aModernDandy]

expensive german bisquits? what is he talking about? I'm German, but I have no idea!

There are some really nice expensive english bisquits though... the ones with orange pieces... hmmmm

[borke3000]

Hey, I was just going to write something similar! Cheers!

[gaia8uranus]

Jaffa cakes? Jaffa cakes! Miss those...

[glebber]

"w/e Jez, let's not quibble... I'm a MAN!!"

xD

[emilyr16]

haha i love the picture of johnson in mark's phone.

[Tjellevejrup]

Anyone know where I can see the skit in which they talk about "who let the dogs out" and "rivers of Babylon"?

[Cloudgauntlet]

4:32 omg I love David's voice here. <3

[BobbyDuwitz]

0:21

[DANxHALEN]

yea big suze always had nice cleavage

[grecian101]

jez: you der man!

mark: Im a man!

jez: no its you der man

mark:whatever jeremy lets not quibble I'M A MAN!

haha

[TdrdenCO11]

Mark- Make sure they know we're playing the game but that we don't need to play the game because we've already won the game. Classic Johnson

[aussienick1993]

"there mushrooms, there completely natural. Nothing natural ever hurt anybody thats a scientific fact" good quote

[MorphineSmile]

I have the same problem with locked doors as Super-Hans does

[palenegroe]

glad im not you then

[Bauchelain]

bahahaha...

chips and beans, i wonder what will come first, scurvy or rickets.

xD

[TheNator9]

"well where in our massive duplex did you think they'd be? in one of the guest suites? or the billiard room?"

[Russiaf00tball]

4:02 my favorite part in the whole series. i just choked on milk watching that :D

[ozielbuciovalencia]

Hans kicking out the door, hahaha.

"I can't get out, lemme out!"

"This is bullshit!"

[xjtbarnesx]

omg lol so good!

[ThePrisoner6]

"This is bullshit!" gets me every time.

[Prayermad]

'nothing natural ever hurt anybody' <--- best

[johnners1990]

wow there's a lot of special, sensitive feelings going on here you guys. group hug.

[chazswaz87]

i do that when ppl talk to me and im not really listenin or sumthin , "look interested keep nodding , eyebrows"

[paz2001]

FUCK YOU

[chazswaz87]

poo sniffer

[paz2001]

you're a poo sniffer? lol

[chazswaz87]

yeah

[godlypvp]

you suck men?

[kickittome70]

Superhans knocking the door down "Just got this switch ever since dad locked me in the airing cupboard monitoring the home brew"

[FuckFeminists]

Oh my GOD the way this develops to the final joke! Amazing! The door being broken, not being fixed, the party, the "medicine", the locking him in, the boss coming round, my god I dont think Ive ever seen something coming together this well since Oscar Wilde or something. I write comedy and...Wow.

[scottiethejock]

megalolz at "yes it is"

[raptoresque]

please dont say megalolz. it is below peep show

[scottiethejock]

oh come on it was said semi ironically sort of thing, mr stuffy. i bet you relate to amrk mroe than jez. you do dont you? mark would tell someone on the itnernet not to say megalolz....

[raptoresque]

lol ok sorry calm down m8. id say i relate to both of them, as in i have those insane thoughts like mark but im doing fuck all with my life so far like jerome. also i think im a musician. haha :P

[scottiethejock]

haha its fine ur comment jsut made me feel embarrassed and small. haha fair enough

[raptoresque]

lol well sorry for being stupid. are u from scotland by any chance?

[hobbitthedog]

Big Suze at 0:20 ... nice!

[palenegroe]

NICE!

[warriorsleftnut]

love that ultra polite innocent english accent-i want to marry big suz!!!

[AntwonWillis]

fuck you

[warriorsleftnut]

big suz is smokin hot!!!!

[aliensexgangchildren]

damn big suze is hot

[Masteroftrancegirl]

omg...watching mark being so sick like that is beginning to make me feel like crap.

[nutcase129]

after watching like 3 or 4 episodes of peep show, i always find myself thinking just like mark the next morning in the same accent and everything

[rgman268]

lol i know what you mean

[BlameKris]

same lol

[saraomidvar]

lol i know what you mean too

[NIXEDicarus]

Hahahaha 'it doesn't even reach the floor!' - Great!

[AnUnholyVoid]

"Nothing natural hurt anybody, that's a scientific fact." Haha. Apart from, you know, natural disasters. :) Love the dialogue.

[Shanklyboyz]

"I'M A MAN" Its just priceless some of this stuff!

[r0bly]

illness equals weakness

[RyanS1107]

superhans is top

[MikefromMadrid]

wanker

[BananaCo12321]

Tommy tanker

[BiggDave18]

OMG peep show is amazing. your a God among men for putting these up and i missed series 1,2 and 3 but now i get to watch them for free, Thankyou.

[MrInsult123456789]

"this is bullshit" lol...superhands is class

[mjpeet123543]

jes is the best lol..........

[kraaam]

I love Big Suze!

[TiberiumDawn]

Could anyone tell me the episode when Mark and Sophie walk in on Jeff crying on Sophies dress. If you know please message me.

Cheers.

[narcass]

I think that would be S3E02 (the one before this)

[jalki]

It's S03E01 I think.

[Glozboy22]

No, it's S02E06

[GypsoMan]

its series 2 episode 6 isnt it, the one where jez and nance get married?

[chriscchandler]

Look it up on Wiki list of episodes of Peep Show if your not sure. That's how I found out this was the episode which had the Toilet Door falling off etc. haha :P

[scottishcaledonia]

marks the best out of the two

[rjm127]

Whatever Jeremy, lets not quibble, I'm a man!

[captaincrag]

"you da man"

"yes, i'm a man"

marks a genious. funny as fooooooook

[garethevans1987]

superhans is fucking hilarious

[WKaliber1]

lmao at my cock

[matty78920]

big suze is steaming hott simple as that

[jake9201]

MARRY ME BIG SUZE!

[LittleRedFox1991]

i have a strange feeling that she will not be watching the peep show on youtube! lol

RF

[Dannycru]

even the ppl with minor roles in peep show are hilarious

[DarknapalmBeta]

isn't super hans in rock'n'rolla ? lol good choice :D

[doobeedoobeedooo]

yeh he is i recognised him in the ad and thought "i was gonna use him if i eva made a gangsta flick" :D:

[doobeedoobeedooo]

are there any americans here...anyway i just wanted to know if you get peep show broadcast on any major stations over there.Reply please

Thanks

[jliu125]

i havent been able to find it on cable or anything, but love to follow it through youtube. got turned on to it from a friend who found it on youtube.

[cloneclone]

nah, it isn't broadcast. i love it, though

[adDWH]

I love living in England we make such good comedy ^_^

not to sound like i'm bragging for England

and also that dude was right Arrested Development is probably the msot awesome comedy from the US

[gianluca25999]

watch on 4od...much better quality!!

[UKGangstas]

geoff is a DICK

i love peep show

[nousernameswhy]

keep nodding... nodding and an eyebrow...

[bahblahbloo]

mmmm big suze

[TheMarlonC]

big suze is soooooo beautiful

[LegendSaber]

Why can't American comedy be this good?

[Strarnin]

two words: Arrested Development

[jaggturkey]

STOP QUOTING

[bridgesandbaloons]

it's more interesting to read quotes than "that was good" "that was good"

[owza2133]

pause at 0:05 well funny

[gavindaysaccount]

Ronaldinho's mum

[WIDTHASWELLASLENGTH]

Big Suze is the hottest

[Aristurtle89]

'if people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive german biscuits... probably!'

[Tesco38]

'Bad stomach..Weird ears'

[planetyes]

"Voicemail is the waster's dream ticket"

Pahaha!

[hipelephant]

FLOSS IS BOSS! (i love peepshow)

[canadiangirl85]

"I'm a man" haha

[TheEddster]

when was the last time you got sent a template fuck face!

[TheEddster]

you da man!

im a man!

no its you da man!

oh no quibble, im a man

[wiggy77]

why the thumbs down for doyleyforengland? i think it was just some superhans quotage?

[GaryLDN]

thumbs ups if ya think big suze is hot !!!!!

[Sharky8500]

Definitely!

[doyleyforengland]

its a quote from super hans you fuckin plank, maybe you should watch the episode.

i love peep show, it's my favourite show of all time.

virgin loool. whatever you say.

[jsmith2470]

you fucking tit, he's quoting superhans

[Sharky8500]

Wish people would watch the episode before thumbing down this.

[Nickelodeon81]

little switch just flicked

[concretejungle79]

what will come first, scurvy or rickets? haha.

[collinsheat4]

" . o im annoyed now, thats to much, im reli annoyed, thats jus tooo muchh!" hahahaha

[wurble]

that made me laugh so much "I'll never get around to it, it's yellow pages, I'll say the wrong words, they'll realise I'm not proper, then I'll get some cowboy and end up on ITV2" lmfao

[liamn0001]

"this is bullshit" *kicks down door* superhans is pure genius xD

[PSPUnlimiter]

Lmfao "when was the last time Sophie text you a template, Fuck face!" Lol'd So Hard!

[jonathanwillington]

seriously screw revision

[JollyEmoKid]

'Let's not quibble Jeremy, I'm a man' Laughed So Hard :D

[trueirish1]

50p a poo

[2516lego]

i love the pic of johnson on marks phone hahahaha love this show sooooo much

[bracko9]

big suz is fit