Ham Monologue

[Markishhmark]

I want to eat her hammy ham!

[kellygw1]

People really like the way she says ham.

[makhwushi]

I'm a star, I'm on top...someeebody bring mee some haaaaaammm

[theyukarimobile]

I love Tina Fey. She goes from 'ham' to 'Annie the Musical.' :)

[lollipop7431]

im so physically attatched to Tina Fey, she is amazing!

[PhireJoy]

i think i want to listen to Tina Fey monologue for the rest of my life

[irvykinneas]

wow, amy poehler was so different

[MrManueleh]

check out my video sweet and honey baked ham.

[lukereck]

that was fuckin dopee, amazing improv monoloque, the best

[JustCallMeBri]

Meh.. this was alright. I wouldn't really consider it a monologue though. Probably more like a rant. Monologues have a beginning, middle, and end. Her topics jumped around a bit.

[candycorn10498]

SHE IS THE BBBEEESSSTTT!

[candycorn10498]

THE BEEESSSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[hargra123]

A non Jew making a jewish joke, well that's a first (not)...I thinks she's a comic marvel, but I bet Billy Crystal or Mel Brooks would not be pleased with her "jew joke' (F*&k em if they can't take a joke)..Tina receiving the Mark Twain Award was most deserving, and I can't think of a funnier person (male or female) than our sweet Tina!!!

[jords94]

omg she just completed my life.

[Domatophobic]

Oh my GOD SHE IS AMAZING.

[1HELENABONHAMCARTER]

love her

[materialgrl47]

"I'm a star...I'm on top! SOMEBODY GET ME SOME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!"

[iSteveBaker]

Tina Fey is the best person ever. The end.

[EnchantedSilence]

I fucking love Tina Fey.

[lbr218]

I'M A STAR, I'M ON TOP... SOMEBODY GET ME SOME HAAAAMMMM

[uptownxgirlx]

"I Like being a GIRL!!"

lol!!!!!!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

I would not have the courage to do that! i can speak in front of crowds but off a script, this is intimidating.

[vika9019]

i love the ghetto part...so hilarious!

[thewizzinator31]

i just want to have secks with her on a bed of ham

[MsStorky93]

shes a fantastic improviser!

[littleladyfangz]

I completely agree, I like the way she came up with the different uses for the words ham and talked about them (the food, personality trait) I don't think I'd ever be able to think like that in improv.

[awilderbj]

Someone please answer!!!

Is this from the ASSSSCAT performance that is available on DVD on the UCBTheatre website?

[4m2o0eIII]

No sadly it's not ...this was aired on TV in 2005 the other asssscat that available on the site is from last year. both Comedic Gems! I advise anyone to find these specials and their TV show that aired from 1998-2000 and support the UCB for providing such amazingly hilarious Improv for the past 12-14 yrs.

[maggiepower]

I don't think so...I ordered an ASSSSCAT DVD from Netflix, and it was a different appearance. Lots of the same people, but no Tina Fey.

[Jpeezy1983]

ham

[neverenoughpuppies]

no, unfortunately

[fogofwar3]

I want to bang her so bad.

[Jpeezy1983]

ya, I got some ham for her

[dashrebel]

dude wtf! tmi

[halina91]

haha i love her

[thatspunkrock]

Geez, some of you people are really.... opinionated. That is, not to contradict you.

Look, she made a Jewish joke, but it's a JOKE.

I'm Jewish, I don't care.

I just think that Tina Fey is HILARIOUS. She's really amazing at... funny. :D

[theyukarimobile]

@thatspunkrock Tina Fey is Jewish herself! Man, people take jokes too seriously! You're so right!

[miduchalan1]

@theyukarimobile I'm pretty sure she isn't.

[theyukarimobile]

@miduchalan1 She is Greek Orthodox and has Jewish roots. Not exactly Jewish, I know, but still. Don't give me attitude, by the way.

[Emmaemma139]

where is this?

[meg7m]

wow...she's an amazing improv comic

[nikkilove227]

haha. this is great!!

tina is so great!!!

[nipcharmedtuck]

She's so perfect!

[cootieof03]

Brilliant.

[wushumastah]

ham is my last name !

[AlyzaIScool]

If i was there I'd be laughing so hard when she said "I Like Being A Girl!"

[cassiieebabiixx3]

such a perfect on the spot writer.

[SrustinLim]

LOL that was a good one on the ghetto one.

[lukewmartin]

thats hysterical.  i was on the alalberts show when i was a kid many times.

[roso614]

shes really funny

[SrustinLim]

frikkin gold.

[noodlefox]

angry, angry young people. Enjoy the video

[missreddy]

Tina Fey is Great! She's not being racist so get over it...she's an actor saying her monologue!

[peaceworld0]

kk i love tina fay, shes funny, but tht joke about WW2 i took kinda offesivly cuz im jewish and my grand father was in tht War and lost most of his family members.........

[audible67]

People like you who are so easily offended should not watch ASSSSCAT...or any other humor or satire from the last 4 or 5 decades for that matter.

Jews don't like pork. Nazi's were evil scum who tortured Jews. Ham salad is nasty enough to be used by the Nazis... you get that right?

Do you find "The Producers" offensive too?

jeez...

[peaceworld0]

hey asshole, im not easily offended. and this offended me. so back off....and yea i have seen the producers, thts a different kind of comedy. and u think tht u know everything, i fucking hate ppl like u who try and tell evryone else off.

[afrigginmole]

hypocrite. thin-skinned, whiny, hypocrite.

you fail to see the point.

hypocrisy: you wouldn't be so 'offended' if Mel Brooks made the crack or perhaps David Cross, Gilbert Gottfried, Larry David, Sarah Silverman, Richard Lewis, Jon Stewart, or Jackie Mason! for that matter did it. I wouldn't put it past any of them. but a pretty obviously Gentile invokes to Holocaust and you're up in arms.

fyi...I don't tell everyone off, just hypocrites and bigots.

maybe you should watch producers again...

[audible67]

man, you read my mind. this guy offends me.

[peaceworld0]

suck my jew balls you piece of trash. i just said tht ur a know it all, and wow, look at that, ur a fukin no it all!!! i think u should watch the producers agin a hole...

[audible67]

I see you are very well versed in trash. Great response.like a wild animal backed into a corner or in your case, a human without the ability to form an argument to back up an observation - beset upon by assholes who have proved him wrong.

man, that's a tough spot.

still better to be a know it all than a know not so much despite the anti-intellectual tendencies of our current culture.

Please dig yourself deeper.I dare you. You must have some more crude expletives you'd like to try out...

[peaceworld0]

yea. i do. now, im starting to think ur an anti-semite, if u really didnt care so much about this then u'd drop it. but no, u have to keep giving smart-ass remarks, and just so u know, my average is a 95 so clearly i know a lot, i CHOOSE not ACT like a smart-ass, basically like you right now. i dare you to give another smart-ass remark....

[anotherdamnmole]

but smart-ass remarks are entertaining especially when you respond to them SO predictably. so you CHOOSE to ACT like a fool? To each his own I suppose. and really, an IQ of 95 puts you comfortably below the mean. Clearly.

Anti-Semite...laughable.

to paraphrase your last reply: nyah-nyah-nyah...smart-ass blah blah blah.

Thanks for playing. Try again.

I was hoping for a hint of intelligence from you but you let me down. ave of 95...whatever that refers to...funny anyway.

cheers!

[peaceworld0]

hahahahaha ur hilariously entertaining. and, 95 average in school, not IQ. i never said IQ. read before you talk. Yea, i choose not to act like a genious, simply because nobody likes a know-it-all, which is why i act as though im clearly NOT a know it all. "Thanks for playing. Try agin" <-----wtf is tht? what are you sa game show host? your having an argument not trying to make a contestant feel good. "cheers" <---now were drinking? where do you ome up with this??? Also a very predictable reply

[audible67]

damn. perfectly good flame war hijacked by another smartass, though I prefer wiseass. semantics.

just more of a chance for you to jam your head further up your ass. the way I read it mole was taking the piss out of you for dropping this obscure, irrelevant, bullshit 95 figure. you do come off as someone with that IQ. you didn't catch that? no surprise. obviously you didn't score that in spelling or debating.

maybe you have had some brain damage since school? sorry about that. now I feel bad.

[audible67]

it's making sense now. saw some of the videos you posted...you've got to be...13 years old? 14 max...

so it's not just an act.

someday you'll understand.

[peaceworld0]

wow. tht was a gewd guess. but trust me, i know more than you think. im sure that sounds a little ridiculous but its true....im living a life where im surrounded by others whom are VERY mature and taught me things at a very young age.

[xxmuzicchickxx]

"i like being a girl!" lol

[whateverfloats]

So is this like Just a Minute? Only without all the restrictions?

[broadwayannie111]

Tina is hilarious :)

[heartmonster]

tina fey i fucking love you

[mismindles]

wow, just another reason Tina Rocks!

[bigpigmama07]

what does that mean?

[ristau]

Nothing bad. Maybe eventual cultural differences could have avoided this person from exressing herself the way she does.

[bigpigmama07]

oohhh, i thought you were like i hate muslims! haha, i got it now.

[sherwinjtb]

i didn't quite get the theme of this, i was expecting her to say the word ham again during the last minute

[CrazyJustin2006]

Wow the "Chase Jews out of the ghettos" comment is pretty fucked up for national television.

[emz6]

shes saying it to make fun of those hypocritical enough to think it. Its ironic, why do so many people just take comments at face value, engage your brain and stop trying to find a racist/zenophobic/homophobic statement in everything.

[pinwapple]

i agree she was just making a joke

[CrazyJustin2006]

Ok this is funny but nothing like the regular Sunday night show they have weekly. You really wanna laugh go check one out.

[faloolashmagagi]

check what out?

[subklueless]

god you have a sexy brain.

[eatyupi]

she's hot

[musictelevision]

i love her.

[EntFan1]

she's really pretty.

[iobject]

when was this on?