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  • 1) preoccupation with drinking, nah I drink during whatever I'm doing. Stop drinking after i start? Why would I do that? 2) Wait, what? more than 5 drinks in one sitting is binge drinking??? I call that warmup.

    3) Motives for drinking...Not being at work.

    4) Lies told about the amount I've drank... Well, maybe, I mean theyre may have been some that I forgot 5) why not? 6&7) don't be a pussy. I think whoever wrote this needs a drink.

  • I dont drink much only with my friends but i worry when i am legal to buy beer i will buy it all the time (im 18)

  • yep im a total alcoholic, damn lol

  • i am 18 years old i live in sweden and i am an alkoholic. i have been drinking since i was 14 but i know that when the day comes were i have to choose betwen drinking or loved ones i will make the right call... i hope

  • I remember when I was a kid this alcoholic lady called Lorraine lived across the street from me. She was nice at first, made friends with my mum, and I didn't see a problem. I was around 8 at the time. She turned nasty one day when I gave her 6 year old son the finger (i was 8 and he was an annoying kid) from my bedroom window . She saw me later and said if I ever gave him the finger again she'd cut my hands off. Obviously not emotionally mature, which is one reason someone may be alcoholic.

  • im drujnk whiikle wat ching thiss

  • 1:09 EPIC FACE,I think that guy had the best time ever while filming this.Bet he barely stopped laughing for those serious facial expressions XD

  • im 21 and alcoholism is slowly destroying my life

  • @alcoholismrecovery Discover hash and the guitar.

  • DAD!

  • is this for real ha ha ha 25 30 beers aint drinkin boy..

  • @TheATCchamp Beer isn't drinking. Period. Lol. Stuff is just wee wee. Now, WHISKY...

  • my bigest prolem is when I drink and I dring usualy alone I do dumb things, wierd things and then regret it so much, nothing bad but just stupid. damn

  • if you eat it kills the urge to drink. but then you get bored and go to bed to kill time until the urge comes back again.

  • I'm such a god damn alcoholic, why?

  • Fuck me, it's so anoying that people who deal with alcoholics always think that if you are an alcoholic you are in denial and they try to make you feel guilty. It's not always the case. In many cases alcoholics are well aware of it but there are simply emotional issues that play a role in one's drinking problem!

  • Im a fuking drunkk 8)

  • Me: "Dad, if a guy has only one beer a week is he an alcoholic?"

    Dad: "Son, if a guy gives a blow job only once a week is he gay?"

    Me: -.-

  • @catagon12345 He pretty much explained it the best way possible.

  • 1:33 lol.... ive nearly drank myself to death on several occasions, and i almost certainly have some kind of organ and brain damage from it, but im not an alcoholic as such, and will continue drinking.

  • this is me :-(

  • I cannot tolerate being around any alcoholic. They make excuses for everything, tell so many lies, forget things they've done, etc. Its the love ones who suffer more because alcoholics do have a choice and they chose this course! I drink in moderation and most times I don't drink at all!

  • the best way to quit drinking is by drinking a little less everyday until reach a point where its not a problem.

  • Don't take this the wrong way readers but its my life and I like to drink, if someone wishes to smoke that's bad, if someone wishes to gamble that's bad, if someone has lots of sex or works in adult entertainment that is also thought of as bad. to be honest anything that is good and enjoyable has an element of danger or risk, but if we are strong willed then all is good. A lot of it is money making. Even if someone likes a lot of chocolate or fatty foods they are condemned for doing so. EXTREME?

  • "Hey...you gonna finish that?" (:51)

  • I used to think drinking was bad for me so i gave up

    thinking

  • This is the video they show you when you come back from Iraq.

  • My ex is a total alcoholic, and she's so deep in denial it's sad.

  • drinking is for idiots

  • ps, take your vitemins and eat good, your liver will thank you. remember its a gamble, drink all you want but maintain control dont let the booze tell you what to do. if you get withdrall symptoms its to late. then you have to ween your self off. takes about a week. safe way to detox if you want it. just have enough to stop shaking then eat more take b vitimans decaff coffee is important cause cafeene makes your heart race. drink plenty of fluids by day and get drunk at night.

  • just keep a go, just drink between 4:00 till 9:00 and go slow, the rest of the time is sleep breakfast work hidrating lunch hydrate work, leave work, stop at the pakkie buy a sixer and a pint of 100 proof drink one can on the way home. by the time you arrive your relaxed then poke the bottle a couple of times chasing with beer one or two cans more then relax and watch tv. by then your ready to sleep and you dont get overly drunk.

  • @sabbath7081 YOUR STILL AN ALCOHOLIC THOUGH

  • alcoholic for 14 yrs,heavy drinking....I often see blood at the end of my stools,and...yeah....my stools are always runny and strangly ooze like,or looks like slime,whats weird is it sinks to the bottom of the toilet...rather than floats...

    does that sound bad? very putrid smelling at time too...I might have a problem

  • @dragonslayerED30 Dude. Ew.

  • @dragonslayerED30 you need to quit- your liver enzymes are all screwed up. you are probably destroying your organs, and additionally, if you have loose stools frequently, you aren't digesting properly and are probably suffering from malnutrition because of this. alcohol dementia is caused partly by a deficiency in nutrients, namely vitamin B. anyway....what you're describing is frightening, and definately a sign that you need to stop, or choose failing health and eventual premature death.

  • @dragonslayerED30 I quit. You can too. I thought I wouldn't be able to stop. It was a little tough at first...the first 30 days are the worst. There were a few things that really helped me. I used a prescription drug called disulfiram (brand name Antabuse) - this drug gave me the time I needed to establish new habits and a different routine. While on this drug, you cannot drink. or you will suffer serious physical consequences. for me, it removed the decision process from my thoughts- it worked

  • I'd rather live a life in absolute silence than spend another minute with anyone drunk, buzzed or even takes a sip.

  • @yernott

    Christ.

  • @yernott Me too!

  • Drink up. The more the better.

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  • At the start of this video, I saw the advertisement about the Jeep Grand Cherokee Compass "with a RedMan-blooded attitude" and I wanted to drive drunk, in that particular vehicle.

  • ok peaple .........right now im drinking alcohol......not medical .......drinking alcohol......am i an addict?.......but im mixing wit juice.

  • @yappertrap I feel the same way about my opiate use. I'd rather be a high functioning successful professional and take my opiates than curled up in a corner with depression not having showered in six weeks, barely able to collect welfare.

  • Lets take a look at history shall we....maybe I'm totally making this video redundant, am I?

  • i am high functioning and successful i can drink lot's.. what's the problem? i would rather b that then a fat ass siting on the couch eating crap food watching tv. whats worse??

  • If anyone is having an alcohol problem please just ask your father in heaven, Jesus Christ for help to overcome it...he is your loving father and wants to help you with any problems you are having...call out the name Jesus Christ and ask him for forgiveness for the things you have done wrong in your life and that your willing to forgive everyone who has done you wrong in your life, tell him you would be willing to invite him into your life and accept him as your savour so he can help you

  • When I am not on a bender (my nickname) I have difficulty sleeping. I am not productive at all and it's hard for me to even get off the couch to shower. The comeing off the booze lasts longer than recent buzzes. I guess I will have to watch more of these videos to help me sleep. The guy in the video is cute. Wonder if he'd go out for a drink some time?

  • Fuck Im Irish born in Dublin, it was a way of life for everyone I know. Thats all we did was drink. now i never drink during the week, but get fucked up on the weekends.It's progress!

  • I'll admit to being an alcoholic drinking at least ten to twelve drinks every day (mostly beer as Im not much of a liquor drinker) but Im still high functioning. It is a horrible disease and at 26 Im already feeling the effects physically. My digestive system is all fucked up, Im always dazed alot, it really sucks

  • Alcohol ruins lives why cant ppl just live drugless lives drugs are evil and they consume you and tear you apart.

  • I drink pretty much every day about 5 or 6 pints and double that over weekends I worry about it but can't stop have done this for the last 12 years or more have had stomach problems myself but had all the tests done and given all clear sometimes I think people convince themselves things are wrong when they know they are doing wrong would try not to worry about it life is too short . Your not done yet !!!

  • I've been drinking heavily and frequently for close to 8 years now, I'm already feeling a lot of pain in my abdomen even while sober. I'm only 22 but I'm fucking done.

  • Get bent! This vid sucks dead donkey butt.............and enjoys it.Mines a double after watching this shite.

  • You can beat alcoholism with straight vodka nothing else. You drink it when you need it, feel full and stop until it's needed again (next day). And guess what no hangovers. Vodka is a cure for alcoholism.

  • He is one lonely guy.

  • I always thought alcoholism was excessive drinking...however my friend doesn't consume really that much..but the problem is they don't eat. instead of meals they drink and that's what is killing him now.

  • I feel fucked mates. I've just finished a medical physics degree in England. I did not want to go to Uni for I value happiness the greatest aceivement in life as i already drank daily. Ive finished now and i sit typing with 14 bottles of beer before me. I knew i had a problem before i still have it. I want to stop. I have a job in hong kong lined up i should be happy. I have been sober for 3 days this year. it felt fantastic, I hope i can do it again. I wish strength to you all.you are not alone

  • ONE way to be releived from alcohol in some weeks: Baclofen!

    Thank you doctor Olivier Ameisen!

  • I drank for over 30 yrs & i know everything abt it.After having One drink can u stop? If u cannot, & need more that is sure sign u are an alcoholic.What can u do?Contact AA [Alcoholic Annonymous]..they will help u. That's how I quit. Now I'm sober for 6 yrs, helping others to overcome addiction.Its a 3-fold decease.Physical,Mental & spiritual.

  • I drank for over 30 yrs & i know everything abt it.After having One drink can u stop? If u cannot, & need more that is sure sign u are an alcoholic.What can u do.Contact AA [Alcoholic annonymous]..they will help u. That's how I quit. Now I'm sober for 6 yrs, helping others to overcome addiction.Its a 3-fold decease.Physical,Mental & spiritual.

  • Im making a documentary about alcoholism.. man amybe i'll just talk to a real alcoholic to know the answers to my questions...

  • @22andrew7575 contact me arvind@itcltd.in

  • I've been drinking about 12 Bud Lite's a day for 20 years. And maybe 18 per day on the weekends....I'm never hung over and go to work every day. I wonder what type of boozer I am ?

  • holy shit! you just saved my life. thank you!

  • ive just turned 21.... and been drinking excessive amount since i was 16.... i said to myself 4 months b4 i turned 21 that im going to quit and stay healthy for 4 months.... but still i am drinking, and that is a major fuck up 4 me..... ive lost my driving license, past jobs, and got fat...... i achieved nothing from binge drinking only regrets....... FUCK ALCOHOL!!!!!

  • @sausageNmash1990 Same bro and also i feel dizzy even a couple days after my last shot. I tried to commit suicide few times , lost connections with many of my friends & neighbours are staring at me like i`m a freak!

  • I am 17 years old and suffer from eating disorders and I am certainly on the verge of Alcoholism. I use Alcohol to cope with my problems. I really want to get better but I have no one to talk to

  • I checked my reflection, and I dont look like that guy, looks like Im in the clear!

  • How drunk was that guy after doing this commercial?

  • Alcoholism is bad. I drink like a fuckin fish, at first I did it to self meicate for my anxiety problem but now it's getting out of control.

  • wow that guys a fucking alcoholic

  • @nuckinfuts32330 Its my belief that they will fake an alien invasion. There is no denying if people think aliens are invading they will be terrified and look for somebody to save them. The illuminati will say we can make them leave if you argee to follow us. 95% of the people will agree and the new world order will then be in place. Its a rough summary, im keeping out a few little details, but I think thats a rough translation of how it will go.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 I was going to leave a comment on your channel but saw your video and realized you are one of the people who should be treated with respect when I saw you favorited a video about the illuminati faking an alien invasion. Im sorry to hear about your dad, I have a couple of uncles who are alcoholics. I realize it can be a very hard thing to beat. Anywho, yeah, project bluebeam is kind of intersting. At least we will know that when aliens invade that its nothing to fret about.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 Kudos to you sir, you are not a sheep. I too am aware of the illuminatis plan to stage an alien invasion so they can form their one world government. They are going to use their holographics to fake it, check out project bluebeam if you havent done so yet, you probably have though. And on a side note, I would like to apologize for my previous comments, I have been pissed lately and your first comment just hit me the wrong way cause you called me an idiot. So I am sorry.

  • @nuckinfuts32330 haha, oh thats great, you claim im an idiot but you are the one who thinks the illuminati is going to stage a false flag alien attack. Sounds to me like you are the one who is drunk off their ass. How could you possibly believe anything like that, its completely ludacris. You need to be sent to the nut house.......this is what I would be saying if I was a sheep, but I am not. I am glad to see other people are aware of the false flag alien invasion set to take place.

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  • Pretty sure I am an alcoholic and I am pretty sure most of these were the exact OPPOSITE of me. Alcoholics don't have any set time we choose to drink at...we just drink all the time so we don't have to choose the "right time." Alcoholics aren't ashamed or guilty. Some people can naturally hold their alcohol. I am not afraid to dump out part of my alcohol. I can always pour more. I am not afraid to stop drinking for the night. There is always tomorrow. The job part was about pointless.

  • im an alcoholic according to this video

  • Watched this video an laughed with a friend at it because we both thought it was hilarious to count how many of these signs apply to us. Ah fuck, we laughed for like 10 minutes. We both now we could quit cold turkey if we wanted to...we just dont fucking feel like it right now! Yes, we are drunk right now.

  • I don't think the word "alcoholic" is precise or useful.

  • did any one else get the horn when they started to pour a bunch of drinks back to back

  • excellent narrator but the actor makes this look like a joke, im an alcohollic and i want to quit

  • @Cryptokronik I am too

  • Is it only me. Or was it hard not to laugh at the guy in the video?

  • The disease of alcoholism is NOT in the bushes and doing push-ups in the parking lot 24/7. This is another attempt by an alcoholic to justify their relapse. It is very simple, the recovered/recovering alcoholic who drinks again does so because they are in unfit spiritual condition; there is NO OTHER REASON!

  • FUCK ALCOHOL! SMOKE WEED!!

  • Alcoholism is a disease.. But it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

  • Sobriety is too boring for me

  • looks like im an alcoholic...who wants to party????? lol

  • This video, even if it is an infomercial, makes some good points. I'm an Irish/German guy who drinks too much. I don't use my ethnicity as an excuse, but I grew up in a family where alcohol was king. I'm trying to quit now, and if you're anything like me, you know how good you feel when you're off the sauce for a few days. Sobriety is scary (trust me I know), Anyway, use whatever means you need to quit. I'm trying to do the same.

  • @444nice Best of luck to you man, best of luck!

  • @444nice

    Great an the Irish Drunkard showed up on this page -.-

    were fucked.

  • @444nice

    When I'm off the Sauce for couple of days. Diarrhea explodes from my Anus all over my lower body, and then I lay there in my Diarrhea crying slobbering over myself half naked at 2:00 in the morning

  • im drinking 5 drinks to this

  • this makes me want a drink!

  • FUCK COMMERCIALS, WTF?!?! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US, YOUTUBE?!?!?!

  • WTF IM AN ALCOHOLIC

  • 1:50 DAMN thats some fast service! 

  • REFLECTION TRACK

  • fail on the beer pouring, way too much foam man

  • i knew quite a few alcoholics who held down good jobs. They started drinking the minute they got home from work....always a drink at lunch....and totally binged on the weekends. Monday morning rolled around and they dragged themselves out of bed, drank 3 huge cups of coffee and started the cycle all over again. They were all pretty smart people too

  • Glad I'm straight edge :D

  • Rule 8 if you own a flask, you definatly are an alcoholic.

  • 0:51 .... well, uhh, im that guy hahahha, i always say one more and if there isnt ill drink everyones haha

  • if you are watching this you have a problem. why are you contemplating quitting you fuck!

  • check...check....check....

  • SHIT A SWOLLOW THE WORM ;) LOL

  • im drinking a beer as i watch this vid

  • I just relapsed so fuck it that is the theme of my life fuck it

  • this guy is awesome!

  • This video has a frigging GLITCH........I cannot take it anymore ima pour myself a tequila to cope with this non sense.

  • @windex1234 obviously not something you struggle with

  • The hell does imbibe mean

  • @herstome5656 consume

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  • To be honest, the only reason to stop drinking is if it has any negative effects on your life, or if it's hurting loved ones, and other people.

  • at the end when he called they gave him a script of xanax and a new addiction was born

  • I can't stop drinking! it's freaking so hard to quit it's ruining my life!

  • @TheSlydawg11 How are you doing now? Just asking. Hope you're okay.

  • i drink evry now ant then... i just drink 151 or 101 wild turkey!

  • are you kidding me,,there is so much awareness today on this,,you think people need to keep hearing it ? how comes no one wants to talk about anything good these days ?,,its all the time crying about this and crying about that,,are you not tired of crying ?,,for me im looking to have the good in life,,not to hear a bunch of crybabys all the time

  • never drink more than your body weight in supermarket cider and you should be ok

  • I was drinking in bed like this guy the other night. HAHA I'm a fucking drunk!

  • terrible acting

  • I live in England at the moment, and I've noticed that every single purchase at grocery stores here include at least 1 alcoholic beverage. British people are fucking drunks.

  • I didn't need this video to know I'm an alcoholic

  • "Does hangovers and blackouts occur frequently?" LoL!

  • All British people are alcoholics. And Canadiots too.

  • ...why would a middle aged man be drinking wine by himself?....

  • @Airickk2021 2 get drunk u idiot.

  • @drempt1 watch?v=ejkXa4Dqv6Q

  • @drempt1 you just keep getting smarter, an alcoholic has more brain cells then you. try sending a link THAT WORKS.

  • fuck im an alcoholic

  • im going to add a bathroom in my kitchen..

  • HEY, how come they didnt use the regular music????

    I feel Gypped !

  • This is so American.

  • I don't have a drinking problem. I get drunk and fall down..... it's not a problem.

    LMAO!

  • Is it ok then to just switch to weed??

  • @dracohya77

    thats what i did, its much better now man, nearly a month. i honestly believe its the way to go, and saves so much money its not even normal, found an internship and started playin squash. with great wake and bakes or great evening j's, much much better ay

  • Damn im only 21 and like 90% of these symptoms are me... fuck now i need a bottle.

  • fuk kme im haamerd hha

  • @TheSlydawg11 Yeah i know what you mean,i get jealous alot of my family they party every weekend. Alot of the times all weekend then go back to normal for some reason when i party for a night i have to wake up and have more beer to get rid of my hangover then the cycle starts.Ive been in the hospital for alcohol poisoning,was in there for 8 days i dont remeber it ,the doctors told my mom i had the highest level of alcohol they had ever seen for someone my weight.

  • @TheSlydawg11 Congrats, do you go to meetings? Im an alcoholic now for 11 years im 32 years old,it's a struggle to stay sober i have a family that loves to party every weekend

  • Withdraws are serious, they are horrible ive been an alcoholic for 11 years im 32 i stopped a year ago was in rehab.But i went to my brothers funeral i went on a binge for 8 days,this was a month ago when i came off the alcohol it was horrible i was shaking very bad could hardly walk,my heart was pounding thought i was dying could not sleep was paranoid jumpy hearing noises.Also Bad nightmares hearing music play over and over but there was no music, it was bad thought i was in hell never again!!

  • this scares me. i feel like shit. help?

  • @1Dannymad Hi if you are going through withdraws im not trying to scare you but you need to go to the hospital,where they can monitor you withdraws are nothing to play around with trust me i know.Ive been an alcoholic for 11 years,what are your symptoms?

  • Well, it looks like I'm an Alcoholic.

    Meh.

  • Not bad at all until the referral at the end.

    I refer friends and family AWAY from gov't programs unless there is nothing else around.

  • lol

  • I keep nodding to the questions

  • Here is a rule that you can use:

    If alcohol causes problems in your life then you are an alcoholic.

  • @chairde gr8 advice douche

  • I bet that after this video, the guy started being an alcoholic. hahahaha XD

  • I bet that after this video, the guys start being an alcoholic. hahahaha XD

  • By most of these definitions me and most of my friends along with most social drinkers are alcoholics. Don't even get me started on college kids 5 drinks in one sitting lol try 20

  • haha clean for 20 days. now I don't even want a drink that bad. it was easier than I thought

  • So I am a alcoholic my dad and my mom and my grandfather and my grandmother and my aunt and my uncle and my cousin and my there cousins and my neighbors and they neighbors and my dog and his bitch and her owners and there kids .... I need to take a drink to understand that ajajaj

  • fuck help , get another drink .

  • Poor guy just trying to enjoy a drink and read a book.

  • well ... who watch this video while drinking ? ... i know i did ...

    Geez , i need some serious help

  • Jim Lahey

  • @SuperOggaBogga Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard and he always will be

  • I have a pretty heavy drinking problem...this video...as "well intentioned" as it might be is comical

  • Hello. My name is Morindrias and I'm an alcoholic.

  • Also alcoholics can be pretentious pseudo-intellectual types such as myself.

  • I thought this was gonna be funny. Wom, wom, wooommm

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